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July 27, 2009

Avoiding the Associated Press

New York Times: A.P. Cracks Down on Unpaid Use of Articles on Web

Taking a new hard line that news articles should not turn up on search engines and Web sites without permission, The Associated Press said Thursday that it would add software to each article that shows what limits apply to the rights to use it, and that notifies The A.P. about how the article is used.

Tom Curley, The A.P.’s president and chief executive, said the company’s position was that even minimal use of a news article online required a licensing agreement with the news organization that produced it. In an interview, he specifically cited references that include a headline and a link to an article, a standard practice of search engines like Google, Bing and Yahoo, news aggregators and blogs.


While I think this is will prove to be a disastrous business decision, I'm not going to throw a Net tantrum and start whining about "new media" and "information just wants to be free" and "golden era of blogging and linking and open discussion". This is the AP's choice and I respect that.

It also means I will not use their material until they change this policy.

Asked if that stance went further than The A.P. had gone before, he said, “That’s right.” The company envisions a campaign that goes far beyond The A.P., a nonprofit corporation. It wants the 1,400 American newspapers that own the company to join the effort and use its software.

Again, the property principle holds here even if I think exercising it in this way is bad for the company's long-term viability. If, for example, News8Austin decided to go with this system, fine. I'd find another source for news or just brush up on my paraphrasing skills.

Each article — and, in the future, each picture and video — would go out with what The A.P. called a digital “wrapper,” data invisible to the ordinary consumer that is intended, among other things, to maximize its ranking in Internet searches. The software would also send signals back to The A.P., letting it track use of the article across the Web.
This part I don't really understand. My approach has always been to copy and paste, a process that can easily rip out any embedded software from the original posting. How they think this'll impede that kind of propagation is beyond me. They may be thinking ahead to more integrated Web 3.0 system where everything aggregates through Digg-style websites with a single click and the vast majority of people take these automated routes rather than going manual. Choke points are easier to control.
Executives at newspapers and other traditional news organizations have long complained about how some sites make money from their work, putting ads on pages with excerpts from articles and links to the sources of the articles.

Copyright 2009 The New York Times Company


Then they should have stepped up long ago and fought for themselves rather than letting a whole cultural phenomenon cement itself into place.

July 19, 2009

A New Low in Spam

Google Groups: You've been added to dyhreyuhe45y

Sunday, July 19, 2009 5:51 AM

From: "noreply@googlegroups.com"

To: Drizzten

yoh503TVG019 fr41204lghgf295@gmail.com has added you to the dyhreyuhe45y group with this message:

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Here is the group's description:

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The strings of garbage characters in spam have now migrated into Google Group formation.

Would anyone click on this shit who wasn't motivated by bemusement, sociological horror, or clinical observation?

April 17, 2009

Time to Be an Ass

IP Address: 209.239.112.48 Name: inpuspils Email Address: aninuebit@gmail.com URL: Comments:

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PS. Dont be an ass, this is NOT spam ;)


I hate you people. I really, really hate you people.

I leave my comments open in the off, slim, rarely-ever-fucking-happens chance that someone will see a post, have something useful or interesting to contribute, and the will to do so. Maybe it's pathetic to think my blog - average daily hit count: low 400's - has any such degree of impact. Maybe it's silly to think that of all the possible pages on which someone will land, they pick mine to read a particular topic. The overwhelming majority of my hits come from people searching for terms utterly unrelated to this blog's primary subject matter.

I still do it. I like surprises. I like strangers who positively contribute to an idea or discussion. I also like being informed and corrected when I'm wrong.

What I don't like are motherfuckers who have scraped the bottom of the marketing barrel. People who have reached the last refuge of the communications-incompetent. Gawddamn comment spammers.

In addition to the above, here are the other four most recent bits of shit some program or fleshy bag of wasted humanity attempted to leave on my blog. I've broken all the links at the TLD level.

IP Address: 89.190.225.92
Name: keevymokjowly
Email Address: harlebanearima@gmail.com
URL: http://70studio.u/
Comments:

nice, really nice!



IP Address: 194.8.74.171
Name: flemiWeiple
Email Address: breelajolobat@lviv.in
URL: http://ava.com.a/category/16/106/146/
Comments:


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IP Address: 203.92.64.97
Name: Chablis
Email Address: jullya@link.net
URL: http://bigthicket.lamar.du/Members/plone/fast-free-money-online
Comments:

Good evening. By learning to discover and value our ordinariness, we nurture a friendliness toward ourselves and the world that is the essence of a healthy soul.
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Thank you very much ;). Chablis.



IP Address: 211.152.42.149
Name: vetush
Email Address: dzxehy@yuftwg.com
URL: http://xysajjvrsbrs.com/
Comments:

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The last variety...oooh, the last variety. I cannot believe how much garbage spam I get like that. Totally random strings of characters with no message, no point, nothing. Hundreds of these a week. There is no purpose to them, no value in sending them out into the world. It's almost certainly an automated system, though I wouldn't put it past some truly cracked psychotics who'd derive pleasure from typing garbage into my comment forms several times a day simply to screw with me.

I don't get it. Is it still statistically worthwhile to blast out a million shitty messages because the perpetually brain-dead 0.01% will click on them and divulge their credit card and bank account information? Half the time the damn links don't even work, hopefully because their web host recognized what was happening and pulled the plug on the bastards.

Just slightly less worse are the ones that have a coherent English message, but it's written in such clumsy kindergarten marketer language it immediately flags the whole thing as suspect. Really, folks? Decades of this shit and you're still writing Good evening. By learning to discover and value our ordinariness, we nurture a friendliness toward ourselves and the world that is the essence of a healthy soul. I am from France and also now am reading in English, give true I wrote the following sentence: "Airline tickets, cheap, airticket, airtickets, travel, cheap air flight ticket, cheap flights to chisinau, moldova airline tickets best fares cheapest."?

Of course, much of it isn't aimed at a human reader. It's aimed at Google and other search engines looking for those terms. And because I don't want to help these rotten fucks, I screen all comments and trackbacks to this blog.

I've still yet to receive a single trackback that wasn't spam.

There are 214 comments and 535 trackbacks in my system that Movable Type flagged as spam since April 7th. There are 120+ comments from the same time frame not flagged as spam that clearly are but reside in my normal comment queue.

I've periodically reported on this crap since the beginning. It's only grown worse.

March 09, 2009

Watchmen - 8 out of 10

A year ago, I decide to abandon the movie rumor mill. I would dig into pre-release information on a film I thought I'd like and I'd almost always have unreasonably elevated expectations. Watchmen was one of the announcements that convinced me to back off and just wait for opening day to experience it myself. In the meantime, I bought the graphic novel.

And it was fantastic.

So yesterday a friend of mine and I went to the Alamo Drafthouse South Lamar to catch the 3:20pm show.

This review should be spoiler-free, though names and events are mentioned. If the reader has any interest in seeing the movie, they should do so regardless of what I write.

I have two primary complaints about the adaptation. First, the music was more often than not a distraction than an improvement. "Ride of the Valkyries" was probably the only scene-music choice that I liked. "All Along the Watchtower" is one of my favorite songs; it not only competed with its scene too much, but it didn't feel appropriate. When it began, I was hoping it would be the audio accompaniment for a montage of the world breaking down, but it was for something far more mundane. Dylan at the beginning was on the edge between too obvious and OK. Though my more pop-inclined friends recognized and liked some of the other period music, we agreed it was a bit of a waste to give those slots to well-recognized artists. My suggestion: the retro thing is fully established now, so why not find some current bands making original music?

My other complaint is two-fold: the lack of perspective from the common man and the lack of urgency, both found in ideal amounts in the graphic novel. I realize this movie is already "too long" (side note: too long, by a standard that is depressingly low) and a considerable amount of story and plot would not make it to the screen. I knew that going in and I realized it while reading the comic. Unfortunately, after watching the movie, I now know how important those elements were to the tone. Without the newspaper vendor, the cops, the various dinner parties, and other points of view apart from the main characters, it didn't have the original's degree of grounded realism. For good and for bad, those people's prejudices, fears, and opinions added weight to the moment and provided excellent thematic glue to connect plot points and concepts.

They also aided in the chronicling of the story's time frame. Moore and Gibbons did a great job keeping me on my toes. No other piece of literature I've read deserves the label "page-turner" as Watchmen. It breathed urgency and it did it in a medium where the audience controls its exposure to the story. I would have objected if Zach Snyder and his team incorporated the clock face at the beginning of each of the 12 chapters; not only were large chunks of those chapters missing, but it probably would have felt too 24-ish. But the movie lacked the inevitable crash towards doom the comic embodied. Yet this is a tricky point to make because I felt the film's pace was very good.

Character backstory was unfortunately hit and miss. The movie repeated a particular moment from Laurie Juspeczyk's childhood too often. Though the scene is packed with implications and hints, we saw it so many times it was easy to tune it out. Walter Kovacs received similar treatment, though he at least got three formative flashbacks to flesh out his character. As a whole, the history of masked crime fighters working as a group, falling apart, and eventually becoming outlawed was glossed over. I imagine many moviegoers walked out asking "who the hell was Adrian Veidt?", "why should I care about Hollis Mason?", and "so why did Dan and Laurie retire?" More casualties of the cutting-room floor. For the uninitiated, it was probably a chore to keep up.

Speaking of Dan and Laurie, their romance was one of the more uninteresting aspects of the comic and the adaptation didn't improve upon that shaky foundation. Their first sex scene was on-point, but the second "successful" one was just silly. It didn't have any of the tenderness present in the graphic novel's pages. Nudity can't save poorly-juxtaposed music and uninspired cinematography.

The movie might have overcooked the "joke" in a few places. Too many instances where they punned off the idea. References are meant to be used sparingly, folks.

I should also point out my mixed feelings regarding the changes made to the ending. No, I don't mind the change in the bad guy's bomb...in fact, the original version would have been difficult to shoot convincingly and without snickering. What bothers me is who the common enemy against the world was supposed to unite. Though the original idea was a bit outlandish, that very fact made it seem like a potentially viable reason for the end of the Cold War. The uniter Synder and team choose is just as viable an entity to use, and maybe it's just my attachment to the character, but dammit, he didn't deserve that fate.

Despite all that, I enjoyed the film. The casting was excellent. Jackie Earle Haley was nearly perfect as Rorschach. Tone, attitude, composure, all there. Gruffy voice was occasionally overdone, but not a big deal in my mind. One might complain he didn't have the featureless stone-faced poker mask as he was given in the comic, but that's primarily because nearly all of those scenes were during his psychological evaluations by Dr. Malcolm Long and that part of the comic was one of the film's more successful story compressions. No, Mr. Haley was awesome and deserves industry recognition. Too bad they didn't take a moment to explain his mask, something the comic described with relative ease and which would have offered more insight into his character.

Ditto for Billy Crudup as Dr. Jon Osterman / Dr. Manhattan. It had to have been a bitch to figure out how a character like Manhattan acts, let alone speaks. It isn't just being emotionless and it's more than mere detachment. Very solid performance coupled with some of the best CGI lip-synching I've ever seen. The tangles of his past, unfortunately, were among the lines cut.

I can't offer any improvements to Jeffrey Dean Morgan as the Comedian. Edward Blake was an ugly, vicious, hateful asshole in the comic and he was an ugly, vicious, hateful asshole in the movie. I felt the same disgust with him in both mediums. Ditto for Matthew Goode as Adrian Veidt. Though I don't think he had the physical dimension of the character down, the mental dimension was good. Given the lack of context surrounding Veidt's company (nothing I could see about the "Veidt Method") in the movie, not a real bad deal.

Malin Akermanas Laurie Juspeczyk was good, though she fell into the "glowering through my eyebrows to look serious" superhero clichè during the prison break scene. She's gorgeous and to me pulled off her shots convincingly. Carla Gugino didn't have the pizzazz the first Silk Spectre, unfortunately.

Really, except for Richard Nixon's ridiculous makeup and facial prosthetics, the cast was great.

They incorporated newspaper headlines into the movie about as well as the comic did. Some dialogue and scene framing were lifted directly from the pages onto the screen (and for good reason). The substitution of Reagan for Redford at the end was a neat bit of inspiration. They thankfully kept the newspaper man's and Black Freighter reader's hug. Unlike V for Vendetta (see What's Missing from the V for Vendetta Movie and Reviewing the V for Vendetta Movie, cont'd), Watchmen the movie didn't fail to address critical thematic elements and concepts from Watchmen the graphic novel.

So I give it an 8 out of 10. I look forward to a longer director's cut and the inevitable special features.

Look! A whole review without a single blue penis mention! Oh, wait...

February 02, 2009

Extreme Camera Geekery

The craziest bastardization I've performed with my camera gear is a Nikon Micro-NIKKOR P.C. Auto 55mm f/3.5 mounted on a Pentax K100D.

Early Gear


My M42 screwmount lenses don't count as the Pentax system was build to be compatible with them.

This, however, is awesome. Carl Zeiss Contax G1 lenses -> Leica M-mount conversion -> M-mount to Micro 4/3 adapter...to be mounted onto the new Panasonic Lumix G1 digital camera.

Damn it, I want to go out shooting now...

January 31, 2009

This Texan Wants Nothing to Do With That "Stimulus"

Austin-American Statesman: Citing Perry inaction, lawmakers move to get Texas' share of stimulus
State legislators took steps this week to ensure that Gov. Rick Perry's snubbing of the federal economic stimulus package does not keep Texas from getting its share.
*sigh*

I can't even go on a gawddamn day walk after class and get away from the stupidity.

January 20, 2009

A Note Regarding Obama's Inaugural Grammar

Obama is not my president. I most emphatically do not want a president. I voted for no one and I desire no one in that position of power.

So no matter how soaring the rhetoric, how grandiose the dreams described, or how awesome and wonderful everything will be if we just follow his plan, just remember that every time he uses plurals like "we" or "our" he is simply not telling the truth.

It's a small point to make in the face of all the CHANGE coming this way, but it matters. Language is important and deceptive pronouns are a big part of the problem.

January 07, 2009

Caitlin Flanagan's Sexist Horseshit

I don't use "sexist" much because I think the term has lost a lot of the power it once had in its context: someone who believes one gender is fundamentally superior to and better than another. And there is an argument I'm willing to entertain that says I'm abusing the term somewhat here. However, read the quoted section below and decide for yourself.

What Girls Want:

The salient fact of an adolescent girl’s existence is her need for a secret emotional life—one that she slips into during her sulks and silences, during her endless hours alone in her room, or even just when she’s gazing out the classroom window while all of Modern European History, or the niceties of the passé composé, sluice past her. This means that she is a creature designed for reading in a way no boy or man, or even grown woman, could ever be so exactly designed, because she is a creature whose most elemental psychological needs—to be undisturbed while she works out the big questions of her life, to be hidden from view while still in plain sight, to enter profoundly into the emotional lives of others—are met precisely by the act of reading.

This is...well, infuriating. My existence (and that of some of my male friends) refutes the above completely.

I hated the scenes in the seven K-12 schools I attended. The superficial drama, the endless posturing, the obsessions with who had been labeled what and into which category that placed him or her. I did my best to scurry into class early; not because I wanted to grab my preferred seat every time, but because the act of getting there fast equaled less time avoiding the social landmines cloistered around lockers, bathrooms, and vending machines. I had a few friends in these schools but I did not think the time offered between classes was enough to have for a proper conversation.

I truly felt alienated from 99% of the student body. I shared none of their specific interests (assuming you could find someone literate enough even to elucidate something beyond soundbites and societal conditioning). I felt more adult than adolescent but the adults were no help because I was either just another cog in a machine on a four-year flush cycle or "someone with potential" who wasted my time hanging out with the grunge rock/stoner kids and adopting too many of their outward appearances. My parents never divorced, separated, nor do I even remember a substantial argument between them that threatened their relationship. They were "always there for me" even though Dad hated my entertainment, haircut, and clothing preferences.

In fact, I'd say my domestic life was far, far more stable than my friends'. My sisters (younger, fraternal twins) were insufferable, but nothing out of the ordinary. No parental infidelity, no abuse, no addictions, no (in hindsight) unreasonable restrictions on my growing freedom as a human. Hell, I sometimes looked forward to hanging out with my friends just to hear the crazy shit happening in their houses as an antidote to the boredom at mine.

I am an Army Brat. You write about the emotional consequences of a young girl pulled from her hometown? Hometown doesn't mean anything to me, not when you move to Alaska two weeks after birth in New Jersey, not when you ditch what social network you've labored to build every three to four years. People nod when I tell them this, but living it is different from understanding it.

Given all that, I suppose Ms. Flanagan would think it impossible for a male like me to need "to be undisturbed while [working] out the big questions of [my] life, to be hidden from view while still in plain sight, to enter profoundly into the emotional lives of others" through reading.

I don't know you, Ms. Flanagan, but you are dead wrong and I think your airy assumption that no human male could ever be "designed" (a term, Ma'am, fraught with absurd implications) for reading is sexist. I discovered reading as a pastime right around the time I hit 10 years old. No, the books I read weren't paeans to unanswered teenage puppy love, filled with aching and confusion and quick glances filled with possibilities. But the stuff I read established emotional connections to what I feeling just as well as anything you read while playing hooky from school. The structure and complexity I found in Tom Clancy's novels mirrored what I wanted to see in the real world.

Why do you think young males devour sci-fi and fantasy writing? Some are certainly in it for the base expressions of violence and competition, but how can you discount the many who see that material as a way to explore something new and seemingly impossible? This work "introduces into a household the adult passions and jealousies that have long gone to ground in most" parents, too. Do you think guys can't lead a "double emotional life (half real boy, half inhabitant of a distant world)," a world lit with a writer's words? Do you really think boys are constitutionally unable to let literature take them to "a place I had never even heard of before picking up the book but which [they] could navigate, in the landscape of [their] imagination, as easily as [they] could the shady streets and secret hillside staircases that connected [their houses]"?

I had "secret emotional life" of my own created through intense reading in my youth (one so secret I couldn't tell most of my peers about it because it would seem "weird" to prefer reading over sports). I would often prefer a bowl of popcorn, a mug of iced tea, and a book to anyone else's company and I cannot tell you how frustrating it makes me feel to hear that passion dismissed and apparently downgraded to less than female. My experience is just as valid as as anyone's, regardless of their gender.

The rest of your article is great. I actually want to try one of the Twilight books now. But that paragraph I quoted was utterly unnecessary to the rest of your work and you should be ashamed for writing it.

January 06, 2009

It's Raining and I'm in a Good Mood

Largely the result of a new relationship growing into something fresh and important, this year has so far been quite nice. Other things are also well. I had a good Christmas and a special New Year's. Hopefully I can wrap up my final requirements for graduation this year and finally earn my bachelor's degree. The half-assed job I did in my classes last semester didn't taint my GPA. My half-brother lit a fire under my ass and I'm now finally brewing my own beer for the first time. More acquaintances than ever are gaming with me on Xbox Live. The last time I owned a bike was in '98 and a friend will help bankroll a replacement for me, opening up another way to exercise and new things in Austin to explore. My family's stable. Most of my friends are alive and kicking.

There are many things over which I could be gritting my teeth:

  • The property tax "receipt" sent to me by Nelda Wells Spears, the professional thief of Travis County's government.
  • The sudden death of my car stereo.
  • Obama.
  • Palestine.
  • The pack of dangerous fools attempting to rule Austin and Texas.

And all the disintegrated nonsense blaring from the news, occasionally featured on this blog.

Since September 2002, 99% of my blogging revolved around me reacting to politics and the news. I have probably written three or four "doing things differently from here on" posts over the years. None amounted to much. I'm not about to curse myself with another such promise. I cannot help the need to vent when I read about some prick threatening others with police violence for non-compliance.

However, as I cleaned up my house in anticipation of the aforementioned relationship coming over, I finally realized just how many books I've picked up over the years and - even worse - how few of them I bothered to read.

This. Will. Not. Do.

So, in conjunction with what will almost certainly be a dense year of collegiate reading, I want to own up to my book collection. I will begin by finishing issue #107 of The New Quarterly, a Canadian journal of writing. Next is a gift from my new lady friend, What Matters: The World's Preeminent Photojournalists and Thinkers Depict Essential Issues of Our Time. Browsing through the back cover, the table of contents, and the intro tells me I'll find lots of grist for disagreement. And next? Well, I never did finish Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn's The Gulag Archipelago...then maybe on to the Akira graphic novels, Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance - An Inquiry into Values, perhaps Reform and Revolution in China - The 1911 Revolution in Hunan and Hubei, all interspersed with readings from Rothbard's Libertarian Forum.

Onward!

December 18, 2008

Flood Insurance

Dear Customer:

In accordance with THE NATIONAL FLOOD INSURANCE REFORM ACT OF 1994, National City Mortgage is required to track any changes in the Special Flood Insurance Area (SFHA) status of real estate secured loans. This process has revealed a recent change in the federal Flood Insurance Rate Maps (FIRMS). [my house] securing the loan noted above is now being included in a high risk SFHA zone. Please be aware that FEMA may revise the flood map for the area multiple times during the life of your loan.


Interesting that the Federal Emergency Management Agency didn't rate enough for its own parenthetical acronym. Notoriety?
As a result of this change, it will be necessary for you to purchase flood insurance to protect your dwelling, and for National City Mortgage to track the maintenance of this flood coverage for the life of the loan. As required by the 1994 Flood Act, we must receive verification of acceptable flood coverage within 45 days from the date of this letter. If you have an escrow account, we must escrow for your flood insurance. This is in accordance with the 1994 Flood Act.

I'm barely two paragraphs into this garbage and the weaselly passive-voice tone is infuriating. "it will be necessary"? Take some responsibility you sons of bitches.
You have the right to purchase flood insurance from the company of your choice.

I do!? HOLY SHIT! I didn't even know this fantastic right existed...I wonder what other delights I can find buried in the United States Code.

No, wait. Mockery won't do justice here. In this system, I don't actually have the right to buy flood insurance from whomever I want. The state has seen to it that only certain people are allowed to sell insurance.

I actually do have the moral right to choose to spend my money on insurance if I wish. That follows from my essential right to determine what happens with my property, and that right includes choosing not to buy flood insurance if I don't want it. The state is holding their statutory gun to my head again.

Don't think so?

The flood insurance must be maintained for the term of the loan. If you fail to purchase or renew flood insurance on the property, Federal law authorized and requires us to purchase the flood insurance at your expense.

Let's play this scenario.

I do nothing and continue to mind my own business, paying my mortgage account on time along with the extra $25 I toss in against the principle.

On January 18th, a National City Mortgage automated software program might run a weekly process to determine who has not sent in their paperwork. Perhaps they'll mail another letter with sterner language on it, telling me this is my last chance to pick insurance on my own.

This time, I write them back telling them I do not want flood insurance and therefore do not want to pay for it. I tell them I think the laws they referenced are illegitimate and my consent was never given to them. I tell NCM that I wish the state would not put them into this position as a proxy enforcer of tyranny and I will offer any help I can give them to oppose this. I close by clearly stating I will not pay for any flood insurance that I have not voluntarily picked for myself without outside pressure or threats.

Maybe a month later, I get paperwork from NCM explaining the terms of the flood insurance they purchased for me along with the additional cost it will add to my mortgage payment. Let's assume it costs $60 a month more.

In a letter addressed to NCM'sExecutive Vice President Phil Cunningham, Executive Vice President, Mortgage Services (and carbon-copied to their insurance questions address and Research Department), I reply that I do not want flood insurance, never asked for it, and therefore will not pay the additional amount into my escrow account. I call it coercion and unacceptable. In include copies of previous communications and I repeat my offer to help NCM oppose this in the name of individual liberty and free choice. I include a detailed breakdown of my month's payment and explicitly single out the flood insurance premium as something I refuse to pay. (I leave out property taxes for the purpose of keeping things simple, but integrity would require me to speak up about that as well)

Maybe this correspondence nets me a phone call (in which I repeat everything already written) or maybe a month later NCM just sends me a note saying my previous month's payment was insufficient and my account is therefore in danger of being late.

My response is similar to my CC'ed letter but is addressed to NCM's Chief Operating Officer, Robert Crowl along with any other names used to communicate with me. I continue to refuse to pay the amount and discuss how people would be furious if they were forced to buy a gym membership but "were cynically allowed to shop around for their gym of choice as long as it was approved by the government." I continue to pay my mortgage minus the flood insurance premium. I also refuse to pay the late fees they are probably assessing against me at this point.

By this time, I imagine I'd get someone from NCM patiently telling me I have to make the payment because it is part of my mortgage now. That the law requires it and it even makes sense for a lot of people. That, sure, maybe FEMA's flood plain map can't be counted on as gospel, but they're doing their best to protect people's property. Of course, the conversation doesn't change my mind and the agent gives up, telling me if I do not pay the extra money, they will classify me as chronically delinquent and may initiate legal proceedings against me.

So, we've gone around the bush for a few months. They simply don't care about my argument or are busy watching themselves implode or are utterly baffled at my refusals or are simply laughing their asses off at this young moron in Austin challenging The Way Things Are. Maybe they invoke the arbitration clause in our contract, which of course goes no where because I am convinced of the situation's injustice. Whatever happens, I don't bend and at some point they involve the courts.

If I remain honest to my values, my resistance doesn't stop at this point. I decide to show up to fight the proceedings and make the same case I have for months. The court, having long ago abandoned any pretense as an independent check on government power, yawns and agrees with National City Mortgage. They demand I either pay the fines, insurance premiums, and court fees...or give up my house.

Righteously outraged, I denounce NCM and the government as co-conspirators in aggression. I categorically reject the court's decision and walk out. Maybe the law calls for wage garnishment or some form of fine at this point. I refuse to pay.

Though it takes a while for the details to work themselves out, eventually NCM asks the state to physically intervene. What happens then?

The fact that this fictional drama unfolds over half a year has absolutely no bearing on the essentials at stake. Legislators, their regulatory flunkies, and their partners-in-arms in the lending industry are forcing me to buy something I do not want. Obviously this principle applies to all kinds of routine horrors happening right at this moment all over the country, some of which are objectively far worse than what I'm going through.

The Flood Disaster Protection Act of 1973, as amended, requires that Federally regulated lending institutions shall not make, increase, extend, or renew any loan secured by improved real estate, or a mobile home located or to be located, in an area that has been identified by the Director of the Federal Emergency Management Agency (FEMA) as an area having special flood hazards and in which flood insurance has been made available under the National Flood Insurance Act of 1968, through the National Flood Insurance Program (NFIP), unless the building or mobile home and any personal property securing such loan is covered for the term of the loan by flood insurance in an amount at least equal to the outstanding principle balance of the loan or the maximum limit of coverage made available under the Act with respect to the particular type of property, whichever is less.
This isn't a free country. This isn't a free market. This isn't unbridled capitalism. This isn't individual liberty for all.

This is a tiny symptom of a disease so colossal it can only be measured in generalities like "the number of lives affected." But this is so basic a component of today's society I'm the crazy one for point it out.

*sigh*

I acquiesce on property taxes, sales taxes, income taxes, jury duty, vehicle registrations and vehicle inspections, parking tickets, and all the other little government travesties that bump up against me on a daily basis. What's one more little slice of my life?

Isn't it great that's the question I now face a week before Christmas?

November 04, 2008

Don't Vote

Yeah, I know approximately A HISTORIC NUMBER OF AMERICANS have already DONE PATRIOTIC DUTIFUL THINGS and will certainly ignore me and the quoted below, but I don't care. Reading shit like this is irritating.

Or, in other words:
Voting is like choosing your next meal from the tank of a portable toilet behind the downtown bus station.

-Kent McManigal

As I traveled this morning to my place of work, in an attempt to lead a productive life and earn my living, I saw the endless parade of people wearing those popular "I Voted" stickers on their lapels. And this morning I finally realized why those adhesive badges are colored red. When you vote, you have the blood of coercion, violence, war, theft, and illegitimate rule on your hands. It is more than an endorsement of a particular candidate or party, it is an endorsement of a system that rules over us all with an iron fist. It is a plea to the school bully to not take all of your lunch money, but just to steal a certain percentage of it. And it bends the rules of morality to assume that when 49 people out of 100 say something is wrong - it is, and when 51 say it is right, it is.

-Rob Sieg

I know a lot about why they're going to do this, and I do not know how to illuminate it without their taking insult at all of it, no matter how supplicant I might be in the presentation.

At one point in a discussion about it, it was proposed that we should all "agree to disagree". That horrible old cop out.

I didn't ask what would happen if I disagreed with the United States Government, or the massed opinion of people who are going to vote tomorrow.


-Billy Beck


I suggest that we exercise this right not to participate. It is one of the few rights we have left. Nonparticipation sends a message that we no longer believe in the racket they have cooked up for us, and we want no part of it.

-Llewellyn H. Rockwell, Jr.


Why do people think an idea that would be ludicrous on the market makes sense in politics? Why do people continue to regard as saviors those whose record shows unfailing support for activities few of us practice on our own, such as plunder and war? If we want change for our betterment, we will turn to the realm in which we are sovereign and reject political solutions altogether.

-George F. Smith


From this day forward I will do my best to refrain from imposing my will on my fellow human beings. Instead, when I feel strongly about something I will seek to persuade them while also keeping my mind open to the persuasive arguments of others. To this end I commit to doing the hard work necessary to develop my own emotional intelligence to the point where I have achieved complete mastery of my emotions. If ever I should fail to live up to this high standard I will not beat myself up. Instead I will have the courage to admit it and to seek to correct the situation.

I will lead by example and be a force for positive change in the world by working to reduce conflict, alleviate suffering and increasing the joy of my fellow human beings.

In the great tradition of passive resistance pioneered by the likes of Gandhi and Martin Luther King I resolve to peacefully withdraw my support for the democratic system. I will not vote and I will not cooperate with any government except when forced to do so by the armed force of the state.


-Alex Ryan


I'll continue to vote occasionally against taxes or in local elections where a few votes can make a difference, but I will never vote to give someone the immense power that is illegitimately vested in the Presidency.

-Lance Adams


I don't vote because I see no reason to participate in the collective anointing of someone who will violate property rights and end up killing innocent people, when my vote doesn't even have the slightest chance of influencing the outcome.

-Bob Murphy


The electoral landscape has as many rotten boroughs as the mortgage or "real" estate one. If your vote is for one of the two approved parties (sometimes three in non-U.S. parliamentary democracies), it’s bundled and counted, and if not, it’s tallied in a cluster of votes which are given only nominal status. Usually this is performed as some kind of musical chairs routine, where your vote bundle gets something called a "seat" if your team has played the game correctly. If you want to dissent, your vote bundle is not given a seat, but your group can tell each other with grave faces that you’ve "done" something to "change" things. Let’s be clear about this. Most votes for change are bundled and thrown away. From this fact you might guess that voting is merely useless, but that isn’t the case. Your vote for alternative candidates is useless but not your vote for the system. Your vote is useless for change but powerful for stasis – it ratifies the system and sends a strong message that you think it’s okay to have a dynamic where any vote for change is tossed out. Don’t kid yourself. Your deed in the voting booth isn’t merely useless, it’s pernicious.

[...]

When people ask me what I have against democracy, I assume they mean other than its long history of bloody foreign adventures or other than the fact that its best forms are always complicit with totalitarian regimes, or other than the fact that it arises in slave states like 18th-century America or ancient Greece, or other than that it pretends to authenticate the self by sending it as a degraded proxy elsewhere to cede authority to people who are usually dumber than oneself and always less scrupulous, or that its rituals of affirmation and allegiance are too embarrassing to watch on TV even with the sound turned off, or that it’s too embarrassing to contemplate the image of one’s otherwise intelligent friends watching things called "debates" as if their irony somehow buffers them from the idiocy. So maybe they mean, other than the obvious. Do the Made in China stickers all over their apartments count as something other than the obvious? Do we need Hannah Arendt to tell us that democracy is merely a stage on the way to totalitarianism? Here’s what you get in a democracy: until December 31st of this year, the label "Made in Canada" can legally be affixed to apple juice grown in China by Chinese people using Chinese apples and reduced to concentrate in China, on the basis of its having water and a container added to it at the Canadian end [Clark Hoskin, Edible Toronto, Fall, 2008]. You can learn everything you need to know about democracy’s self-deceptions from that word "Made." Statist self-deception is constitutive, not incidental.


-David Ker Thomson


I don't vote, and don't expect I ever shall. Being even one-scintillionth responsible for placing the unbelievable and unspeakable powers of the current U.S. government in the hands of any of the people seeking it strikes me as irresponsible in the extreme. Besides, as everyone knows, those who vote have no right to complain about the outcome.

-Brian Doherty

October 30, 2008

On Emotional Attachment to Voting

I just voted… and don’t feel…. anything…
So wrote a good friend of mine in an e-mail to me yesterday.

She's not stupid. She's not incompetent. She wants people to just get along, be happy, and enjoy themselves. She's a decent person who is overwhelmed by the signals around her and was let down by an act canonized by almost everyone as the most sacred of citizen duties, an act whose prelude was so relentlessly hyped that it's no wonder she felt empty after entering a booth and checking a few boxes.

I sat on it for almost an hour, wondering what to write. This was my response:

*begin extremist soapbox rant*

You shouldn't feel anything after voting. Whomever you voted for does not know what you specifically want him or her to do and how to do it. A vote for a person cannot convey that information, only broad generalities. The act itself is really just a disingenuous form of demanding other people force others to do the government's bidding. Voters rarely take responsibility for their candidates' bad actions while shout from the rooftops every minor superficial improvement that occurs once the candidate is elected. Everyone complains about "apathy" among non-voters but it is only us who didn't lend our sanction who can rightfully complain about the rotten system on our backs.

Staying home literally has a greater impact on your life than voting. The resources consumed to operate the voting system and to get your vote into their hands dwarf the chance your vote will determine the outcome - even in a "swing state". You'll do more exponentially more good in the community by going shopping or volunteering to help others.

*end extremist soapbox rant*


She wrote back later thanking me, saying it actually made her feel a little better. We're going to talk about it in detail this weekend.

In my mind, I'm a broken record, saying the same things over and over again. The only differences are ones of emphasis and contextual tact. What options do I have when most of my arguments lead straight to state abolishment as a necessary goal? If I loathe government, that means I loathe representative democracy. Some people take that very personally. Sometimes I can maintain composure and try to keep the conversation civil.

Other times, I want to start quoting Spooner and just fucking have at it. Voting means many things, but what it doesn't mean is justice, respect, honor, or prosperity. Its connection to actual legislation is tenuous to say the least:

When a majority of eligible individuals (picked by a majority of eligible citizens who bothered to vote) in the House and a majority of eligible individuals (picked by a majority of eligible citizens who bothered to vote) in the Senate agree to pass a bill that first had to "leave committee" (each consisting of appointees and rife with political favoritism) to be "reconciled" (code for watered-down-to-general-acceptability) in order for one eligible individual (picked by a majority of eligible citizens who bothered to vote) to sign and execute, does that constitute the unanimity so often implied in political rhetoric? And that's assuming these Representatives even bothered to create legislation for which their constituents asked!

Gawd, I hate election season.

Other posts:
The Austin American-Statesman, Voting, Free Speech, and Information
The Disingenuous Voting Fetish
A Solicitation to Those Who Say I Shouldn't Complain If I Don't Vote
Contradiction as Innovative Political Strategy
Democrats Are Not Pacifists
Somewhere, Somehow, You Will Always Be a Minority
Political Agendas, Mentioned and Not

October 02, 2008

Watch for the October 2008 INsite on Friday

There are some interesting similarities between the cover they’re using for the October issue and this picture I took last year at Maker Faire:


In fact, I’m told several pictures I took will run in the main article and the folks at Maker Faire gave the cover a thumbs up.

I'd trying to get a chance to meet the 'zine's editor, Sean Claes, to thank him for the opportunity. Yes, I was offered to "do lunch." :D

No, I'm not a sudden thousandaire and I doubt I'll be able to get anyone into parties with the cool kids, but there's no way I'm turning down my first offer to be published.

It's also a fantastic reminder to get off my ass and put more material on flickr!

October 01, 2008

My Present Summary of the Situation

I posted the following comment in the Hit 'n Run discussion thread over at Reason regarding Michael Flynn's article on The Roots of the Crisis.

Drudge linked to this so that might explain some of the comments so far.

I think Mr. Flynn's analysis is largely correct, if perhaps not detailed in certain areas. More could be said about the inevitable malinvestment problems a fiat currency/Fed system creates, but he implies that in the article. Even if the collectivism of ACORN and the Community Reinvestment Act didn't significantly contribute to the approval of bad loans, it did provide a moral backing for people who defended such loan practices. That cannot be forgotten, for being shouted down as racist, bigoted, callous, exploitative, and so on is the principle method for advancing socialism at the expense of freedom.

A lot still needs to be said about the total failure of the ratings agencies to keep an eye on things. There is ample room for new competition in that market.

But the reality is that the state collaborated with pressure groups to put in place incentives that mislead the honest into making titanic mistakes and spurred the avaricious to ignore common sense.

September 12, 2008

Hurricane Ike

After embarrassing myself in 2005, I'll refrain from acting the meteorologist this time.

Instead, I'll just note the welcome humor from bebop717 and post this shot I took earlier this morning:

Ike's Early Clouds

August 13, 2008

From Austin to Vancouver and Back

Ah, the open American road.

I'm off on vacation to visit some Canadians and get the hell outta Texas for a while. You can follow my progress through my Twittery updates to this post.

UPDATED 9/8/2008 8:48am
I've removed the Twitter script and shall return to my regularly scheduled irregular schedule of blogging. You can view the slowly growing flickr set I've created for the trip here.

August 03, 2008

One Million Visits Since September, 2002


Click for full size.

When I logged in and saw I had surpassed a million hits, I cringed and expected #1,000,000 to be one of the many searches that end up on my various MRSA posts. Those searches are usually in the form of a rather graphic depiction of some symptom. Blegh.

Thankfully, someone in Fenton, Michigan wanted to look up jetta tdi loyalty and got my report of test-driving a 2004 Jetta TDI. So yay for consumer research!

Now that I've reached the big time, I wonder if I can finally jack up my ad rates...

July 23, 2008

Spammy Spam with a Side of Crap

Back in the Olde Tymes, I enjoyed posting some of the weirder spam one of my e-mail addresses collected:


It has been somewhat quiet on the unsolicited bulk e-mailing front. Not in any sense pertaining to levels of activity. Lawd no. Yahoo and Google are working 24/7 to keep that garbage at bay. No, I've just not seen a message that grabbed my attention in some (usually depressingly) spectacular fashion.

But I've got two new ones now!

From: "Ferral" deam_1962@gulfpackaging.com
To: Drizzten
Subject: God Destroys Boise For Not Being Gay Enough
Whoa! Now this is something that definitely slipped underneath my radar! Please, tell me more.
Date: Tue, 22 Jul 2008 07:50:54 +0900

Bush 'Troubled' by Gay Marriages. Declares San Francisco Part of 'Axis of Evil'
http://sugar-dreams.it/viewmovie.html


Aw, gawddamn it! This could have been so much better. A shitty photoshopped image of a ravenous totally heterosexual president leering over the Bay Area menacing its inhabitants with the Army and Navy would have really spiced things up. Ya can't just throw out random shit, man! The subject should connect with the content of the body. Maybe insinuate Boise's mayor is really the crossdressing lesbian transsexual boyfriend of Gavin Newsom? Something to do with potato bestiality?

C'mon, be creative!

6 / 10
Points for trying, but ultimately a failure for lack of cohesiveness.

From: "Susumu" Susumu-koolvis@gscomm.com
To: Drizzten
Subject: Nigger slang derails McCain's campaign
WHOA!!! *speedclick*
Date: Sun, 20 Jul 2008 21:36:20 +0200

New cheaper drugs in store for HIV patients http://gotharestaurant.it/start.html


Oh, gawddamnit. You bastard, you can't whip that kind of stuff out and let me down so quickly. You're worse than a skamp running around 6th Street with 90% of her boobs hanging out. At least with them you get a glimpse at the larger package. This, on the other hand, is pure wrapper around hot air.

*delete*

July 18, 2008

The Half-Grand Question

Damn it, damn it, damn it.

To get my trusty TDI Golf back up to roadtripping spec, I'm dropping over $500 on it today. That's not exactly money I have sittin' around, but if it was, I'd soooo much rather spend it on something cool and unique.

Like this.

I've read this sucker's availability is one of those once-every-few-years sorta things.

"Bargain" 70-79% of original condition. Shows more than average wear. May have dents, dings and a goodly amount of brassing and finish loss. Glass may have marks that should not affect picture quality.
$665.00 Look at the history behind that lens! When talking about wide-angle glass, every additional milimeter of focal length makes a difference.

Gawddamn it.

June 25, 2008

Andrew Sullivan (Still) Needs Slaves

I've said it before, and I'll continue saying it until he gets off his obsession.

$4 a gallon is the best news this country has had in a very long time. Here's to $5. It's the only way Americans will ever learn.

-Andrew Sullivan


Here's to the slow strangling of economic life! To watching a quasi-socialist system of production reap the inevitable rewards of interventionism! Three cheers to individual misery!

The substance (such as it is) of Sullivan's comments amount to social engineering on a scale no less massive than the New Deal, accomplished through a method that appears market-oriented to the gullible and the ignorant.

Your collectivism is on display, dude.

June 23, 2008

7 Words

Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, and tits.

You will be missed, Mr. Carlin. I remain honored I had a chance to see you perform live.

I'll be pulling out The Little David Years when I get home this evening.

June 20, 2008

Turning on Pandora's Radio

A friend of mine pointed me towards Pandora Radio with no small degree of enthusiasm. After procrastinating a week, I decided to give it a shot. Here are my impressions after working with the system for a few days.

The central idea behind Pandora Radio is the utilization of an extensive music categorization effort called the Music Genome Project:

Pandora is based on the Music Genome Project, the most sophisticated taxonomy of musical information ever collected. It represents over eight years of analysis by our trained team of musicologists, and spans everything from this past Tuesday's new releases all the way back to the Renaissance and Classical music.

Each song in the Music Genome Project is analyzed using up to 400 distinct musical characteristics by a trained music analyst. These attributes capture not only the musical identity of a song, but also the many significant qualities that are relevant to understanding the musical preferences of listeners. The typical music analyst working on the Music Genome Project has a four-year degree in music theory, composition or performance, has passed through a selective screening process and has completed intensive training in the Music Genome's rigorous and precise methodology. To qualify for the work, analysts must have a firm grounding in music theory, including familiarity with a wide range of styles and sounds.


Being the techno-geek that I am, I tested the system. Start off by entering the name of a song or an artist and the system will generate a custom "radio station" that plays music close to the characteristics they've used to describe bands and their songs. My friend challenged me to put something obscure in there for my first try so I obliged and entered Blockhead, a fantastic generally down tempo instrumental hip-hop act.

I liked everything I heard for the next half hour! Granted, about a third of it was stuff I either already owned or was from artists I knew of, but I was thoroughly impressed. After marking down the musicians whose acquaintance I had just made, I tried another "station," entering Explosions in the Sky into the Create New Station form.

Boom. Tons of bands that were completely new to me and were very comparable to EITS. More bookmarking of cool music. I'm beginning to grasp the possibilities.

The next station I created was Mastodon. Given their unique combination of guitar playing, drumming, and song structure I was hoping for a gold mine of new metal. Alas, so far it hasn't put out anything special. And frankly, though I can see why Pandora picked them, Slayer really doesn't belong in the same category as Mastodon, Lamb of God, or Gojira. Might need to give it more time to sort out.

I moved towards an entirely different subgenre and created a Cinematic Orchestra station. Ah, bliss. Pandora nailed this one well. I look forward to hearing what else they'll toss my way.

Next up was Philip Glass. So far it's mixed. On one hand, I now know I need to buy the Donnie Darko film score, look into Glass's The Hours score, and check out more material from Arvo Pärt. On the other, I think classical music's general format will make it harder to understand the abilities of the composers and performers. The andante con moto movement in Beethoven's 5th Symphony doesn't reveal much about the allegro con brio that preceded it and I bet most people would have no idea that second movement is part of the 5th's famous opening. Need to experiment further with this on Pandora.

The Led Zeppelin station I created has so far been the biggest disappointment, even though I like everything it has played for me. It's just been, for lack of a better way of putting it, too cliché. Jimi Hendrix and Cream? I gave up after 30 minutes. I'm in this for new music, dammit. It's a weird feeling to find myself both liking the music and wanting something different.

After mentioning this to my friend, he noted that he gets better results with more obscure and less-known acts. Therefore, the next station I created was Laika and The Cosmonauts. Nothing but fun surf rock for the next hour. Awesome. Good bookmarking potential here.

These stations accumulate, by the way. It looks like you can create as many as you want. There's also a QuickMix station that will take all or selected stations you've created and randomize songs through a temporary station for you. Haven't tried it yet, but that's a neat feature.

You have some control over what the system sends you through your named stations. You have the option of marking a song as liked, unliked, or just not marked. The system will attempt to tailor future songs according to what you like and dislike. Once I realized this wasn't just a way to approve of Pandora's choices, I decided to give it an acid test.

I created a "Fresh Tendrils" station, named after the 12th track on Soundgarden's Superunknown. For me, that's one of those songs I'd need on a deserted island after the apocalypse wipes everyone else out. If Pandora could deliver songs like that, then I'd be super-happy.

Well, it didn't. Here's what the system played for me:

  1. "5 Year Winter" by Zao
  2. "Storm of Swords" by The Classic Struggle
  3. "Disaster of Decay" by Burden of Grief
  4. "Second Awakening (Live)" by Kreator
  5. "Pre-Supermodel" by Angel Hair
  6. "Distance is Darkness" by As I Lay Dying
  7. "Relentless" by Soldiers

With the exception of "Pre-Supermodel," this is a set list that sounds nothing like "Fresh Tendrils." Even Angel Hair's song wasn't what I was seeking, but at least it wasn't a thrash-metal aggro affair. Sure, I discovered some potentially interesting bands, but I built this station in order to hear songs that have similar structure and tone to a specific song.

This is just one test and admittedly, this is a song that doesn't sound much like the rest of Soundgarden's catalogue. I need to give the system more tracks to see what it can do. But I vetoed everything except the Angel Hair track and the system kept sending me the same kind of stuff. It may be missing a crucial subjective component to its music categorizing system.

Anyway, just passing this along. I'm overall very thrilled with the possibilities and I've bookmarked more than ten albums for future purchase through my eMusic subscription. That's a lot more new music to look forward to than I had on Monday.

And, for those interested, here is my Pandora profile.

June 10, 2008

Sweet Dreams

[Author's note: amazing how a song can trigger old memories. I wrote this in early January '07 to a special someone after a particularly weird morning wake-up.]

The golden-haired fox he'd been chasing through the æther had finally given up and playfully collapsed on a bed so fluffy the coffee-colored comforter and red flannel sheets took an eternity to flare out and settle back down from her impact. Charles recognized something about this bed, but pushed it aside as he drew closer. She was on her back, legs dangling over the bed's edge, squirming in a way that indicated she wanted one very special thing and wanted it soon. Charles was close enough to smell her as he--

Dawn's arrival struck an unpleasant note, waking up Charles from a dreamy slumber that had just reached a critical moment.

"Beeepbeeep...beeepbeeep," said the alarm clock.

"You bastard," he groaned. His right arm instinctively shot out from under the covers, seeking the magical switch that would end the electronic misery broadcasting two feet from his ears. Suddenly, the darkness was shattered by an intense cobalt light aimed straight at his eyes. Confused and disoriented, Charles sat up to locate his attacker. Just before his environment began to take on a shape, another sound erupted nearby, the sound of a hard rock guitarist strumming intently for something big.

"Oh, no! Whoever's playing this is about to shove fiery-hot modern rock down my consciousness if I don't act fast!"

With a sixth of him still left under the warm protective covers of the bed, Charles began a frantic sweep for the device. The note progression was reaching a critical point. Within seconds, not only would the main riff kick off, but the accompanying percussion, bass line, and singer as well! Still shocked by the sapphire explosion (now taking on a distinctly square shape), he had to spend precious moments seeking out some evidence there was a device making this accelerating noise, needing to convince himself this wasn't some elaborate prank - or worse - a nightmarish dream-within-a-dream scenario from which he may never wake.

There!

Pushing through the unnaturally calm glow of the evil rectangle was a dot of steady green light. His vile sapphire tormentor blinked out. He lunged.

DEAD BULL WITH THE LIFE FROM THE LOW!
I'LL BE MASSIVE CONQUISTADOR!!
GIVE ME SOUL AND SHOW ME THE DOOR!!!
METAL HEAVY!, SOFT AT THE CORE!
GIMME TORO!, GIMME SOME MORE!!!


"Shit."

The Queens of the Stone Age had won the battle. The room stopped vibrating as Charles realized what was going on. He returned to the bed with a thud and a sigh. It was 6:30 in the morning and he wanted back in his dream.

"Beeepbeeep...beeepbeeep," said the alarm clock.

"You're next, you lousy motherfu-"

Wait! --- was that a giggle he heard near the door…?

I miss that feeling. :)

June 05, 2008

No Reconciliation

The Guardian: 'My daughter deserved to die for falling in love'

For Abdel-Qader Ali there is only one regret: that he did not kill his daughter at birth. 'If I had realised then what she would become, I would have killed her the instant her mother delivered her,' he said with no trace of remorse.

Two weeks after The Observer revealed the shocking story of Rand Abdel-Qader, 17, murdered because of her infatuation with a British soldier in Basra, southern Iraq, her father is defiant. Sitting in the front garden of his well-kept home in the city's Al-Fursi district, he remains a free man, despite having stamped on, suffocated and then stabbed his student daughter to death.

Abdel-Qader, 46, a government employee, was initially arrested but released after two hours. Astonishingly, he said, police congratulated him on what he had done. 'They are men and know what honour is,' he said.


There are people on this planet that are beyond the reach of reason. Whether they have abandoned their minds to monotheistic faith or for the immediate gratification of short-term goals, some people have chosen lives that are fundamentally incompatible with the modern, tolerant, peaceful, and prosperous society so many here in the west have assumed everyone else wants.

I can't believe how I could have not seen this when I was a supporter of the invasion.

She died a virgin, according to her closest friend Zeinab. Indeed, her 'relationship' with Paul, which began when she worked as a volunteer helping displaced families and he was distributing water, appears to have consisted of snatched conversations over less than four months. But the young, impressionable Rand fell in love with him, confiding her feelings and daydreams to Zeinab, 19.

It was her first youthful infatuation and it would be her last. She died on 16 March after her father discovered she had been seen in public talking to Paul, considered to be the enemy, the invader and a Christian. Though her horrified mother, Leila Hussein, called Rand's two brothers, Hassan, 23, and Haydar, 21, to restrain Abdel-Qader as he choked her with his foot on her throat, they joined in. Her shrouded corpse was then tossed into a makeshift grave without ceremony as her uncles spat on it in disgust.

'Death was the least she deserved,' said Abdel-Qader. 'I don't regret it. I had the support of all my friends who are fathers, like me, and know what she did was unacceptable to any Muslim that honours his religion,' he said.


One of my more recent classes at St. Edwards was a required course on intercultural communication. I can be a pretty cynical person and it takes effort to maintain an open mind when I'm in situations when deep down I know the premises behind the situation are hopelessly silly. And this class had at its core two hopelessly silly premises that I should have stood up and challenged.
  1. There is no such thing as objective morality and concepts such as right and wrong behavior are more the result of cultural preferences than anything else.
  2. Tolerance for other cultures' differences will lead to greater harmony among our diverse humanity.

The second premise stands in stark contradiction to the first. The tolerance premise packs into it several presumptions, all of them ethical in nature.

It says people ought to be treated as individuals and regarded by their own actions. Otherwise, it would be OK to simply stereotype swaths of people.

It says people ought to be respected as human - a unique status from which we ought to derive special value when considering our actions. Otherwise, there'd be no prohibition against treating others as means for our ends.

It says people ought to use our rational faculties when evaluating someone's actions or life. Otherwise, lying about someone's nature or misrepresenting one's own would be acceptable.

Hopefully you can spot the problem. The first premise denies the existence of universal standards of human conduct while the second assumes them. This hair-tearing schizophrenia surfaced again and again in the class as the teacher tried her best to get the students to think outside the American framework. She'd warn us to avoid rushing to judgment against others on the basis of superficial knowledge within minutes of condemning current American culture...all within minutes of hinting that there really is no logical way to compare the value of one culture to another.

The folly of it all was heightened during our assignment to form into groups and select a foreign movie no one within the group had seen and answer several cultural questions about it.

'I don't have a daughter now, and I prefer to say that I never had one. That girl humiliated me in front of my family and friends. Speaking with a foreign solider, she lost what is the most precious thing for any woman. 'People from western countries might be shocked, but our girls are not like their daughters that can sleep with any man they want and sometimes even get pregnant without marrying. Our girls should respect their religion, their family and their bodies.

'I have only two boys from now on. That girl was a mistake in my life. I know God is blessing me for what I did,' he said, his voice swelling with pride. 'My sons are by my side, and they were men enough to help me finish the life of someone who just brought shame to ours.'

Abdel-Qader, a Shia, says he was released from the police station 'because everyone knows that honour killings sometimes are impossible not to commit'. Chillingly, he said: 'The officers were by my side during all the time I was there, congratulating me on what I had done.' It's a statement that, if true, provides an insight into how vast the gulf remains between cultures in Iraq and between the Basra police the British army that trains them.


With very few exceptions, the movies our class listed were stories about the suffering, exploitation, suppression, or otherwise terrible conditions experienced by foreigners. My group picked The Last King of Scotland, an excellent movie that nonetheless demonstrated in stark terms the danger of charismatic people coming to power in a nation largely populated by illiterate peasants.

I could see it in every group when it was their turn to discuss their answers to the rest of the class: how do we talk about how horrible some of the characters were without being judgmental?

I just wanted to scream.

Sources have indicated that Abdel-Qader, who works in the health department, has been asked to leave because of the bad publicity, yet he will continue to draw a salary.

And it has been alleged by one senior unnamed official in the Basra governorate that he has received financial support by a local politician to enable him to 'disappear' to Jordan for a few weeks, 'until the story has been forgotten' - the usual practice in the 30-plus cases of 'honour' killings that have been registered since January alone.

Such treatment seems common in Basra, where militias have partial control, especially in the districts on the outskirts where Abdel-Qader lives.

While government security forces and British troops have control over the centre, around the fringes militants can still be seen everywhere on the streets or at the checkpoints they have erected. And they have imposed strict laws of behaviour for all the local people, including what clothing should be worn and what religious practices should be observed. There are reports of men having their hands cut off for looting and women being killed for prostitution.

Homosexuality is punishable by death, a sentence Abdel-Qader approves of with a passion. 'I have alerted my two sons. They will have the same end [as Rand] if they become contaminated with any gay relationship. These crimes deserve death - death in the name of God,' he said.


At what time can someone point to a culture and declare it diseased, something just beyond redemption?

One of my guiding lights in any analysis of others is to try and separate the signal from the noise. Someone who lives inside the geographic boundaries of a dominant culture isn't necessarily someone who believes in and supports that culture. Some people are mentally incapable of honestly agreeing with something that abstract. Others, because they are unable to immediately leave, find themselves aping or mimicking that culture in order to not draw attention to oneself and maintain an existence for the time being. Still others may be an active cultural participant, but are secretly disturbed by what they see and host doubts about the culture within, who might not participate if it weren't for the bullying social pressure from others.

Despite their increasing degree of culpability, I'd never write off anyone from the above categories. While some may indeed be guilty of individual crimes, they aren't real believers. Forgiveness is possible.

He said his daughter's 'bad genes were passed on from her mother'. Rand's mother, 41, remains in hiding after divorcing her husband in the immediate aftermath of the killing, living in fear of retribution from his family. She also still bears the scars of the severe beating he inflicted on her, breaking her arm in the process, when she told him she was going. 'They cannot accept me leaving him. When I first left I went to a cousin's home, but every day they were delivering notes to my door saying I was a prostitute and deserved the same death as Rand,' she said.

'She was killed by animals. Every night when go to bed I remember the face of Rand calling for help while her father and brothers ended her life,' she said, tears streaming down her face.

She was nervous, clearly terrified of being found, and her eyes constantly turned towards the window as she spoke.


Leila Hussein, the mother, was murdered a few weeks later:
Two men ran from their homes to help. They rushed Leila to hospital and a passing taxi took the other two. But Leila died at 3.20pm, despite several operations to save her. As she lay in her own hospital bed receiving treatment, Mariam said that she heard someone saying that Leila had been shot in the head. But there were other mutterings that were clearly audible. 'I could hear people talking on the corridors and the only thing that they had to say was that Leila was wrong for defending her daughter's mistakes and that her death was God's punishment.'

[...]

Police said the incident was a sectarian attack and that there was nothing to link Leila's death to her family. 'Her ex-husband was not in Basra when it happened. We found out he was visiting relatives in Nassiriya with his two sons,' said Hassan Alaa, a senior officer at the local police station in Basra. 'We believe the target was the women activists, rather than Mrs Hussein, and that she was unlucky to be in that place at that time.'

It is plausible. Campaigners for women's' rights are not acceptable to many sections of Iraqi society...

Since February 2006, two other activists from the same women's organisation have been killed in the city. One of them was reportedly raped before being shot. The other, the only man working for the non-governmental organisation (NGO), and a father of five who was responsible for the organisation's finances, was shot five months ago.


However, some things are not forgivable.
The Observer visited Rand's father and two brothers at their Basra home, but they refused to talk beyond Hassan proclaiming his father's innocence. When asked if he would be visiting his mother's grave, he shrugged: 'Maybe in the future.'

Some people are not forgivable.
Mariam has moved out of her home. But within hours of speaking to The Observer a close friend went to her new address to deliver a message that had been left for her at her front door. It read: 'Death to betrayers of Islam who don't deserve God's forgiveness. Speaking less you will live more.' She believes it was sent by Leila's killers.

guardian.co.uk © Guardian News and Media Limited 2008


Some cultures aren't, either.

Via John Derbyshire.

April 15, 2008

Rote Unpleasantries

I'm tired of a society of unthinking collectivist punks telling me to contribute or else.

I don't want to "pitch in" to an entity that has no legitimacy.

I don't want to "pay my share" into the hands of liars, thieves, morons, destroyers, and others whose job involves telling others how to do theirs.

I hate seeing wealth, productivity, and individual progress wrecked as a matter of routine policy.

I, like millions of other Americans, have sent in my income tax paperwork. It makes me ill to think I've been participating in national theft day for so long.

This, according to the People Whose Opinions Matter, is a "change election." I think it's time I started changing my life.

April 08, 2008

Anyone Missing a Screw?

In the Austin area? Maybe around the east side?

You owe me a new tire and 3.5 hours.

This is also a friendly warning to everyone reading this: Check your spare tires.

The anger of finding a flat on your car is amazingly compounded when you discover your spare is dead as well.

March 15, 2008

Mixed Sexes in the Restroom

I frequently leave my house so I can hole up in my cubicle at the office. Some labors are just easier away from the distractions of home and friends. I have the place to myself, better Net access, and a much nicer monitor.

On the way up last week, I stopped at a Schlotzsky's on 183 North for lunch. Thoughts about what to eat were interrupted by the need to wash my hands, so I walked past the counter and headed to the bathrooms. They hadn't moved since I last ate at the restaurant, but the door to the male bathroom on the left was mummified in yellow CAUTION tape and centrally affixed was a sign explaining it was out of order. The female bathroom to the right also had a sign, explaining that for the time being, it was a "unisex" bathroom.

No big deal, right? Well, it was interesting to remember my reaction as I walked in and saw a young Indian-Pakistani man and what I assume was his younger sister, who was cleaning her hands while he waited. I couldn't recall the last time I had been in a bathroom with a female at the same time. Even more interesting, as I washed my hands and after the two left, a young white girl walked in and paused at the door when she saw me. Despite the signs outside, she still asked if it was OK for her to enter.

Is there an almost universal prohibition on members of the opposite sex using the same bathroom at the same time? Culturally, I suspect most Americans have been raised to think that way. My surprise at actually encountering the two youngsters and the third person's hesitation still strikes me as odd. I consider myself an open-minded person (once we dispense with certain philosophical fundamentals, of course) and even though I didn't freak out or anything when it happened, I'm still amazed how temporarily disturbed my mindset was.

February 07, 2008

Petition to Abolish the Government of the USA

Thank you, Dr. Roderick T. Long.

To: All those currently exercising positions of responsibility in the Government of the United States of America, whether elected or appointed, and whether at the federal, state, or local level

Whereas the United States Government's claim to legitimacy is purportedly based on such principles as the consent of the governed, human equality, and the inalienable rights to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness; and

Whereas few if any of those over whom you claim authority have ever consented to such governance; and

Whereas governments, as claimants to such authority over others, are by their nature inconsistent with human equality; and

Whereas your laws, ordinances, decrees, and policies generally stand in violation, directly or indirectly, of the rights to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness;

We, the undersigned, hereby demand:

That you cease to claim to be acting in our name or as our agents; and

That you cease all attempts to exercise authority over your fellow human beings, on this continent or elsewhere; and

That you work to dismantle the institution or set of institutions known as the Government of the United States of America, in every branch and at every level, as speedily as possible; and

That you make no attempt to interfere with its replacement by voluntary associations of free and equal individuals.

Sincerely,

The Undersigned


I'm #277 on that list.

Via Two--Four.

January 09, 2008

I Hate Election Season

[Updates below.]

And for a variety of reasons.

"Who cares about his principles? I care about his positions."
"I'm the right man for the job."
"I will secure America."
"She feels my pain."
"It is time for change."
"Healthcare is a right everyone should enjoy."
"He's the most electable candidate."
"Experience matters."

The most prominent reason, however, is the forest of paper, countless of keystrokes, and hundreds of thousands of people who stare at the polls, caucus results, and final voting tallies and see something more than the aggregate expressed preferences of a percentage of eligible people who want to appoint someone to run our lives.

Fucking nauseating.

UPDATED 1/11/2008 11:50am

That is the warm, earnest, human side of campaigning, politicians comforting people with detailed explanations of how they will solve their problems and flattering them with their presence.

*twitch*

Molly Ball at the Las Vegas Review-Journal is a credulous moron.

December 03, 2007

Those Damn "Oh What Fun" AdChoice Ebay Flash Advertisements


Click for a larger JPEG version.

Whoever is the rotten bastard who designed this gawddamn thing, I have nothing but irritated contempt for you.

This thing has, on three different Windows PCs using three different major web browsers, consistently slowed down my transactions with every web page in which it is embedded. You, Sir or Madam, need a slap in the face and the clear understanding that super-duper advertisements bursting with interactivity will never outweigh the simple necessity of being able to browse the Internet without waiting for your fucking code to load.

It also proves to me your boss is incompetent, because that's the moron who approved the deployment of this thing. Did anyone test it? Did anyone see how it acted in Windows XP with more than a gig of RAM on Opera with a 3GHz Pentium IV chip? How about a crappy Dell laptop from 2002 running Firefox? Please, please take the ad down. Nice idea: terrible execution.

I clicked on "AdChoice" and I was taken to this page:

We may use information we have about you to make sure that the ads you see, on the eBay site or elsewhere, are as relevant to you as we can make them. We think these relevant AdChoice ads will personalize and improve your eBay experience. Any information we use for AdChoice follows the eBay Privacy Policy.

Listen up, Ebay: customer service means first and foremost not ticking off people who aren't even using your company's goods and services. People who are, in fact, not even remotely doing anything related to your company.

If nothing else, stop placing the ad in web-based e-mail like Yahoo!

November 26, 2007

Boo

More than a month since I last posted.

That kinda sucks.

Hmm.

Must do something about that.

October 25, 2007

Maker Faire Pictures Arriving Tonight

[Updates Below]


Cyclecide Pedal-Powered Kid-Go-Round.
Pentax K100D, 50mm f/1.4

This is the very first all-RAW project of mine and processing the 500+ pictures has taken longer than I expected. So far, I've only progressed to the middle of the first day. It has yielded over 70 post-worthy pictures, but since I took fewer pictures on Sunday, I hope to keep the final number at or beneath 200.

All are going up on my flickr, so watch that space. I'll update this post when I'm done with the first batch this evening.

UPDATED 10/26/2007 9:55am
The first half of Day One is up. More to come.

October 04, 2007

Might as Well Shoot for the Moon


Pentax K100D, Takumar 1:3.5/200, 2 x Vivitar 2x teleconverters

Though a few details about this upcoming weekend have imploded in the manner to which I've grown so accustomed, the end of the world is not yet upon me.

October 03, 2007

Each Person Has a Hell

At the moment, mine is trying to decide which path to take. I'm so damn risk-adverse I spend my time trying to poke through the what-ifs and could-its rather than just making a decision and pursuing it.

It's utterly crippling sometimes.

September 12, 2007

The Pentax K100D DSLR


The new tool with a Super-Takumar 50mm f/1.4 attached.


Photos of photos: the 28th picture I've captured since getting the Pentax in the mail.

You can read the reviews of this model at Digital Camera Resource, Digital Photography Review, Imaging Resource, ePHOTOzine, Steve's Digicams, and PopPhoto.com if you want the details.

I'll just say this was exactly the camera I wanted in an upgrade to a digital single-lens reflex form. I didn't buy the kit lens with the body because a very good deal on some old M42 screwmount lenses popped up on the Austin Craigslist. I'll buy a zoom someday to fill in my need for a standard walkaround lens (probably the Sigma 17-70) but for the moment I'm really enjoying the challenge of a nearly all-manual setup. It's just damn fun to set the focus and aperture manually on solid hardware that actually used to be the lenses our fathers' generation used.

I've been slowly expanding my flickr account with pictures from all my digital cameras (though primarily my Fuji F30 and the new Pentax) and invite you to give them a look.

July 15, 2007

DNS Changes Complete

[Updates below.]

If you're reading this, the DNS propagation is finished and the new blog is up and running. It took me more than a month, but it's finally here. The existing design is a default I picked until I can tweak something enough to my liking.

There are going to be issues with this transition, the biggest of which being legacy links in my posts to the old blog's URL format. For example, the previous post at my old blog is located at http://www.drizzten.com/blargchives/001693.html, whereas on the new blog it's located at http://drizzten.com/blog/2007/06/dns_and_hosting_changes_1.html. Pictures stored on the old server will also need updating. Please bear with me and if you find something broken, I'd greatly appreciate it if you'd e-mail me what you found: charleshueter (AT) gmail (dot) com.

UPDATED 7/17/2007 8:35am
Timing is everything, so it seems. My wireless Net access has gone down at home and there's a good chance I've tripped some firewall alarm at work preventing me from rebuilding my indexes, templates, and archives from my desk. The former has become the last straw and I'll be buying new gear this week. However, unless the latter resolves itself, things will be quiet around here for a few days.

June 12, 2007

DNS and Hosting Changes

Almost five years later, it is time to leave my current web host and upgrade to a serious paid service. See here for some context. I'll be able to refresh Magnifisyncopathological's visuals and reopen comments (finally!).

So if you have some trouble accessing things, please be patient and hopefully in a few days things will be back to normal.

UPDATED 6/18/2007 3:50pm
Still working on it.

UPDATED 6/27/2007 1:32pm
Had a great four-day birthday weekend, which served as a big distraction to getting this damn website transferred. I've been prepping the new server but the biggest problem is importing my Moveable Type entries from here into the server's preinstalled MT system. The worst outcome would be a simple directory replication of this server so old entries would still be viewable and archived, then continuing the blog with the new software.

Until then, here are some pictures from the weekend.

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June 08, 2007

Vigils

Just a note for those (two? five?) of you who regularly check these pages and wonder with increasing dispair at my somewhat decreased output: I've been quiet lately. That doesn't mean that I'm not watching."

April 11, 2007

A Slow, Bitter, Resigned Burn

That's often how I feel when I read the news, watch the TV, and hear the results of opinion polls.

Here's one I discovered today:

A 2006 Gallup Poll found that 46% of Americans believe that God created humans as they are today, whereas 35% invoke evolution under God's guidance. Only 13% of respondents agreed that "human beings have developed over millions of years from less advanced forms of life, but God had no part in this process." These percentages have fluctuated litte in the past 25 years.

Just under half of the survey's respondents think humans just *popped* into existence at the word of gawd and haven't materially evolved since.

Now, I think that just sucks but I am willing to carve out a measure of respect for those who take a position and stick with it to the end.

When asked the True or False question, "The universe began with a huge explosion," only 35% of Americans and Russians answered True, compared to South Koreans (67%) and Japanese (63%). Similarly, 44% of Americans and Russians answered True to, "Human beings, as we know them today, developed from earlier species of animals," well behind Japan (78%), China and the European Union (70%).

But there's a twist. When these same questions were prefaced with "according to the theory of evolution" and "according to astronomers," American respondents were more likely to answer the questions correctly (74 and 62%, respectively).


Toss in an authority figure to the question and the response rate nearly doubles. Fucking weak, guys. Flip science the bird one second and then rush to embrace it when some dude with a title is associated with it. That's disgraceful and aside from more profanity there's no other way I can describe it.

April 09, 2007

Screw Easter!

It hurt to swallow and it hurt to turn my head more than 30º off straight ahead. Joints and old bruises ached. I had to wear a hoody and flannel longjohns under three blankets to keep warm in bed...and then I'd wake up several times sweating through my collar and my socks. I couldn't clear my throat and I couldn't "pop" my ears. I probably consumed 10-14 pills of aspirin and Excedrin and at least 5 shots of NyQuil. From Friday night to about six hours ago, I was thoroughly miserable.

Wonderful weekend.

March 23, 2007

Pardon Me for This Brief Announcement

I would just like to mention that the Chick-fil-A Chicken, Egg & Cheese on Sunflower Multigrain Bagel is fucking delicious and it saved me from a morning of almost certain gastrointestinal loneliness.

Mmm-mmm!

I recommend getting it with a fruit cup as I did - if for nothing else than to feel better about the 20 grams of fat, 290mg of cholesterol, and 49 grams of carbs in that sucker.

March 11, 2007

A BodegaVision Interview

Isn't the Net a wonderful thing? I received an e-mail from Gregory Rossi asking me if I'd like to be interviewed for his "pop-oral history project featuring man-on-the-street interviews over a game of Connect Four," as his website puts it. Intrigued, I watched his video interviews on YouTube. Seemed like a fair-minded person, asking broad questions of average folks to get at what they think and what drives them. I agreed and we set a meeting date for 10 o'clock this morning.


From left to right: Jenny, Du (sp?), and Gregory

This was the very first time I've been interviewed and had a pleasant experience. Most of the "Connect" interviews dealt with very personal issues and mine was focused almost entirely on my politics and socio-economic beliefs. Other than a few moments of stumbling over my words, I am actually quite happy with how I did.

We set up in Waterloo Park on one of the elevated wooden platforms. I was worried about the weather because the forecasters were predicting rain today, but the sky remained overcast and the temperature moderate, sprinkling on us only once. I was glad to have the park to ourselves. Aside from a Brackenridge Hospital helicopter taking off and landing and a few ambulances tearing away to some medical emergencies, there weren't any distractions.

Greg and crew want to have their material edited and ready for submission to film festivals by the fall and have distribution by 2008, so hopefully there'll be a nice formal DVD or something to own.

...to see my own name on a screen five feet long and luminous...
I'm looking forward to seeing the final cut.


Me with Bodega Vision

And, damn it, he beat me in both games of Connect Four! I failed to break his Texas winning streak.

March 07, 2007

AT&T, Cingular, and SBC Yahoo...You Finally Rock Together

I've been itching to upgrade my DSL service for a while. It's been something like three years since I signed on for their DSL Starter package, which offers up to 384kbs download and 128kbs upload speeds. Fine for a single guy in a one bedroom apartment who does nothing but browse anime forums at night and blogs. Not enough for a three bedroom house with three desktop computers, one wireless laptop, a wirelessly-connected Xbox 360, and several friends who regularly bring their wireless laptops over. My needs have, ah, changed somewhat over time. Until today, the AT&T Account Manager website wouldn't let me upgrade, saying my service was ineligible for it.

I've also really wanted to combine my Cingular bill with my other AT&T/SBC statements. When I bought my house, I originally wanted their satellite TV/DSL/landline/cell phone package deal. Unfortunately, the satellite wouldn't work properly the way my house was positioned and I just got lazy with regards to the other services. When I did shake out of it and start poking around, I found that since I was a former AT&T Wireless customer with an account automatically migrated to Cingular, I couldn't combine my bills. Until today, the AT&T Account Manager website wouldn't let me do it.

However, a call to 1-877-722-3755 (a number they have on their DSL upgrade subsite) got me to probably the single most helpful, informative, and effective customer service representative to which I've ever spoken. I really wish I'd gotten her name because she blitzed through the bullshit. She told me upfront that the website often got the DSL upgrade eligibility wrong and quickly arranged for me to be boosted to their Internet Elite service: up to 6,000kbs download and 768kbs upload speeds...and at the price I was currently paying and with no ancillary equipment or service change charges! That took barely five minutes. My hopes were rising.

So I asked her about the Cingular billing thing.

She needed a little longer to do it, but she combined my land line/DSL bill with my cell phone, and saved me a few bucks off my total bill. All with a friendly and customer-oriented demeanor.

Kudos, folks. I've been with you for years and I certainly won't bail out now. Find more people like this and hire them!

February 14, 2007

True Love

Via Andrew Sullivan, I bring a sober Valentine's Day note.

This is one of the saddest photo galleries I've seen in some time. Number nine is particularly hard to swallow.

January 21, 2007

Regular Photography Feature

If any of you out there cresting the ones and zeros of the Net could speak to my friends about me, eventually someone would say something to the effect of, "Yeah, Chas is great, but fuck he takes a ton of pictures!"

Might as well do something with them, eh? 14,399 and counting!

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January 13, 2007

Integrated Insanity

[Updates below.]

This is what happens to a publicly-posted e-mail address.

Now, let's make a few things clear:

  • The below was copied from an unsolicited e-mail with which I've never corresponded
  • It clearly isn't written in an, ah, standard English persuasive style and I doubt it was intended to be a rigorous argument
  • It was littered with sentences that had nothing to do with the bulk of the text. I've deleted these bits, probably designed to fool anti-spam logic systems.
  • There are folks can do offer arguments both more deliberate and less immediately infantile than the below

HOWEVER, I think my title holds. It, or something very like it, is one of the first things that my mind processes when I encounter someone who says things similar to the words below.

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January 08, 2007

My Political Compass

I forgot both the last time I took it as well as my score and while browsing Professor Bainbridge's place, I ran across it as an alternative to the recent attention an older political orientation quiz has received. So, where do I sit on the Political Compass?

Economic Left/Right: 6.75
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -4.26

Some of the questions were difficult to answer. When this happens to me, it is almost always a result of the questions' ambiguities. Several times I defaulted into a "what do they think such-and-such answer implies?" mode of responding due to the way the questions were posed.

For example:

  • Multinational companies are unethically exploiting the plant genetic resources of developing countries.
What is being asked here? Someone who thinks it is immoral for a company to develop natural resources without the consent of the local population or authorities might answer "agree" or "strongly agree." Someone answering the same way might also think it is flatly immoral to tamper with genetics in the first place. On the other hand, someone who thinks it is immoral for a company to develop natural resources with the force of government compelling obedience from dissenters might also answer "agree" or "strongly agree." Similarly, someone answering the same way might also think these companies aren't developing natural resources fast or thoroughly enough and are therefore violating a moral rule. Yet, even though these four respondents responded the same way, they are hardly saying the same thing and putting them in a room together to debate the question is likely to generate more friction than agreement.

I answered "disagree" because while I do believe there are examples in the past and present of companies who have sought and received government assistance in developing foreign agriculture, I doubt that's the substance the question is testing. I think the question is designed to ask us whether or not we think big businesses are right to genetically modify agriculture in foreign lands. From that perspective, I say they are...provided they acquired the property through free market exchange with legitimate property owners.

  • All authority should be questioned.
Here's another meaty query. As an anarchist, I do believe people who claim authority - in particular, the kind that they use to justify bringing violence against me - should at the least have that authority questioned and examined. In the case of government authority, it should be approached with a rigorous skepticism.

But I can't answer "strongly agree" to this one because what about our authority as the owners of private property? I think the authority derived from legitimate ownership of property does bestow a certain degree of authority to that owner. The authority of a homeowner to demand a burglar to leave immediately or get shot; the authority of a shopkeeper to charge whatever he or she wants for his or her goods and services; the authority of an individual to decide what substances to inhale, eat, drink, or inject into that person's body; the authority of a mother or father to set the standards of behavior for their children. These are examples of "authority" that I do not reject or question.

I answered "agree" because I think the question is aimed primarily at questioning state authority. In reality, we have to contend with the much less intrusive but far more pervasive micro-authorities of individual persons and their organizations.

  • It is regrettable that many personal fortunes are made by people who simply manipulate money and contribute nothing to their society.
There are two (and a half) big glaring issues with this. The first is with the word "regrettable." It's inherently vague because different people can regret things to a vast variety of degrees and against just as vast a variety of standards. It is possible for someone to regret making a correct choice. Perhaps they underestimated the ultimate consequences of that choice and found themselves in a undesirable position several years later. It is also possible to regret part of something and yet still remain convinced it was the right thing to do. Then there's the mushy post-modernist conception of regrettable, which ends up being a very mild "oh, darn." Politicians frequently engage in this when their words and actions (or the words and actions of people with which they are affiliated) are exposed as a sham.

The second issue is with the presumption that "people who simply manipulate money" and generate vast wealth "contribute nothing to their society." I reject this on its face. First of all, even if these money-manipulators are as unpleasant as they are made out to be, it would be their very unpleasantness that counts as their contribution to society. You can "contribute" a negative. However, currency speculation (assuming this is the type of activity targeted by the question), is not necessarily a negative. Even if the net result of a speculator's work was neutral in terms of one country's monetary system versus another country's monetary system, the wealth earned by the speculator is going to be spent on goods and services somewhere. His family is a likely beneficiary. The businesses he frequents (as well as new ones he'll want to try out) will benefit.

Then there is the not-so-small matter of implying those who don't "contribute to society" are at best greedy materialists and at worst sociopaths uncaringly destroying others. I've yet to read a convincing argument that proposes not just a positive moral duty for humans to "contribute to society" but a clear explanation of what that means.

I picked "disagree" for this question. I don't think it is regrettable that many people have become rich as a result of buying and selling foreign currency. I didn't pick "strongly disagree" because in our age of interventionism, it is inevitable that these speculators can get rich as a result of the greatest manipulator of money - the state - favoring some over others.

  • Military action that defies international law is sometimes justified.

During the early years of this blog, I enthusiastically supported the invasion of Iraq and did so partially on the grounds of preventive necessity. I remember smirking and applauding the Bush Administration's unilateral bypass of the United Nations, emotions almost entirely the result of wanting to see what I thought of as legitimate international action taken in direct contradiction to the "will of the international community."

While that support has faded over the years and I have reversed into rejecting the US presence in Iraq, there is something to be said for legitimate military action undertaken in spite of existing international law. For example, given that I view all governments as intrinsically unjust criminal organizations, I'm not going to complain if someone uses military force to overthrow a government, particularly if the usurpers then refuse to impose a government of their own. I support freedom fighters, in the true sense of people fighting for their own and others' freedom from tyranny.

But that isn't what most people think of or reference when "military action." No, what comes to mind first are great government armies, funded through the theft of taxation, obliterating that which opposes them. A sea of camouflaged statues and machines, trained to either efficiently destroy people and property or taught to support those who do. Military action, in the general context, means a nation attacking another nation or a nation attempting to defend against such an attack. From this perspective, I cannot help but have strong reservations against the military action that we find commonly crossing borders.

In this instance, however, my general disdain for global government constraints on behavior trumps my skepticism of what the authors really mean with their terminology so I chose "agree." There are times when the international community is wrong and there are times when organized forced is legitimately employed against others.

So, given my score and general orientation towards the Libertarian Right quadrant, what do the authors of the quiz recommend for reading?

  • The World Is Flat: A Brief History of the Twenty-first Century, by Thomas L. Friedman
  • The Anti-Capitalistic Mentality, by Ludwig von Mises
  • The Law, by Frederic Bastiat
  • The Money Mystery, by Richard J. Maybury
  • Economics in One Lesson, by Henry Hazlitt (one of the books I'm currently reading)
  • Irrepressible Rothbard, by Murray Rothbard
  • The Ethics of Liberty, by Murray Rothbard (I've read this, and contra these authors, he is not at all a "neo-liberal economist")
  • Eat The Rich, by P J O'Rourke
  • Capitalism - the Unknown Ideal, by Ayn Rand (I've read most of these essays)
  • The Virtue of Selfishness, by Ayn Rand
  • The Fountainhead, by Ayn Rand (read it, prefer it on a literary level to Atlas)
  • Atlas Shrugged, by Ayn Rand (read it, prefer it on a philosophical level to Fountainhead)
  • The Road to Serfdom, by F. A. Hayek
  • Individualism and Economic Order, by F. A. Hayek
  • The Fatal Conceit, by F. A. Hayek
  • Capitalism and Freedom, by Milton Friedman
  • Bright Promises, Dismal Performance : An Economist's Protest, by Milton Friedman
  • The Political Economy of the New Right, by Grahame Thompson
I haven't taken it again since March of 2004, but I did score a perfect 160 out of 160 on Brian Caplan's Libertarian Purity Test. I also scored as a secular centrist in a quiz from Harvard.

How's that for setting a benchmark for a new year?

January 04, 2007

Still Shakin' the Vacation Cobwebs Out

Despite arriving from Ottawa on the 28th, I still haven't fully unpacked my luggage. I took more than 900 pictures but my primary home PC won't boot and I'd very much rather review, edit, and post them from there than my considerably slower laptop.

Been pulled over and warned twice regarding my car's burnt out tail light. That, along with the registration sticker that expired in December probably means I'm playing with fire every time I go driving. Etcetera, etc. Also really, really need to change my oil.

RIP, James Brown. Meh, Gerald Ford. Hooray, Saddam Hussein.

On a more energetic note, it's time to hit the gym again. My faithful assistant will be accompanying me so we've got mutual reinforcement to keep ourselves on schedule. I'm trying to eat a bowl of cereal for breakfast a few times each week and am slightly tweaking my grocery shopping to reflect a bigger interest in more healthy foods. Harder to accomplish will be a personal vow to, in the event I'd like a beer, have only light beers until June. So far, I've been wobbly on that one...

Looking for a new job. Need to find a new host for Magnifisyncopathological as well as a new visual design and an upgrade/change of the underlying software. This is long overdue, particularly in terms of readability. This should be the year where my roommate and I begin work on a privacy fence for our backyard. No shortage of projects.

I think I may shift the focus of this blog from whatever-hits-me-at-the-moment to the aforementioned projects and local stuff. While (inter)national news won't disappear entirely and I have no doubt the Democratic Congress will be bleakly entertaining, I've just grown tired of maintaining that scope. Austin's got enough going on to occupy my time. Hell, I've lived here continuously since the summer of 2000 and I still haven't set foot in or around most of the places worth checking out. I intend to bring back the "Hightower Retort" series I began in 2002 and quickly abandoned in 2003. I'll scrutinize the Austin Chronicle and the Austin-American Statesman more and will probably write letters to their editors to rile some feathers.

No New Year's resolutions for me. Just steady growth forward.

December 19, 2006

Bandwidth Vacation

Sorry about the outage. I have a rather unique relationship and agreement with my website's hosting service provider and one of the limits on that relationship manifested itself the last few days. Things should be fine for several weeks. I intend on shopping around for a new web host after the new year when I get back.

Yes: when I get back. Once again, I'm off to Canada for Christmas vacation. I'm leaving the 20th and I'll be back in Austin on the 28th.

December 01, 2006

Austin Freeze



December 1st, 2006: Austin, TX

November 16, 2006

Rest in Peace, Milton Friedman

CNN: Nobel economist Milton Friedman dead at 94

Milton Friedman, the Nobel-prize winning economist who helped shape and define free-market economic theory, died Thursday at the age of 94 in San Francisco.

A spokesman for the Milton & Rose Friedman Foundation confirmed the news to CNN.

� 2006 Cable News Network LP, LLLP.


Bad news for the Friedman family.

While I understand his position on a number of things would draw my ire (state control over money, tax-supported school vouchers, etc.), it is to his great credit that he stood up so often over the years to offer clear opposition to government market intervention.

I hope the Mises folks treat the news respectfully, despite their intense differences.

A few quotes from the man:

I am favor of cutting taxes under any circumstances and for any excuse, for any reason, whenever it's possible.

Government power must be dispersed. If government is to exercise power, better in the county than in the state, better in the state than in Washington. If I do not like what my local community does, be it in sewage disposal, or zoning, or schools, I can move to another local community, and though few may take this step, the mere possibility acts as a check. If I do not like what Washington imposes, I have few alternatives in this world of jealous nations.

I'm in favor of legalizing drugs. According to my values system, if people want to kill themselves, they have every right to do so. Most of the harm that comes from drugs is because they are illegal.

Many people want the government to protect the consumer. A much more urgent problem is to protect the consumer from the government.

Only government can take perfectly good paper, cover it with perfectly good ink and make the combination worthless.

Nothing is so permanent as a temporary government program.

The most important single central fact about a free market is that no exchange takes place unless both parties benefit.

Selfishness is not myopic selfishness. It is whatever it is that interests the participants, whatever they value, whatever goals they pursue. The scientist seeking to advance the frontiers of his discipline, the philantrophist seeking to bring comfort to the needy, the missionary seeking to convert infidels to the true faith - all are pursuing their interests, as they see them, as they judge them by their own values.

Damn I Love Winter

Austin has had a few honestly wintry days so far this season. Well, at least as far as central Texas can have wintry days. I've always preferred cooler weather over warmer and occasionally there are times when that preference hits straight to the heart.

Yesterday, on the drive home from work, I was juggling a number of things in my mind. I wanted to get home quickly to change clothes and go grocery shopping with a few friends. I wanted to finish and send off a revision on a newsletter for the Black Star Co-op membership to the other authors for review. I wanted to move closer to buying some replacement parts and upgrades for a laptop my sister gave me. I wanted to start...wanted to...what's that smell? What's that memory?

My first thought was to wonder if my car was malfunctioning. Normally when I sense diesel exhaust I briefly worry if something's gone wrong in my TDI. But this wasn't the normal Golf exhaust smell, this was more industrial. Directly in front of me was a converted heavy duty truck, the kind with the corrugated steel utility bed. We were crawling along at a fraction of the posted speed limit on 183, so I was less than 20 feet away.

I could see a plume of shimmering air shooting from the truck's tailpipe.

Ahh. There's the memory.

My family has traveled to Canada quite a few times to celebrate Christmas with my mother's relatives. Since the cold invigorates me, I enjoy taking walks outside, particularly in the bedroom communities and particularly at night. To me, there are few experiences as exhilarating as an immersion within the unique stillness present outside when the world is cold, dark, open and nearly every human being within a mile is warm, lit, and inside. It isn't merely the silence combined with the cold. A few nights ago, it dropped to the low 50's and because my ceiling fan was turned off, in between the cycles of the heater there were periods of cold silence. It isn't enough to hear the background white noise generated by your auditory system. It's got to have the dampening effect of a few feet of snow on every surface not horizontal and the soft artificial lighting of homes and street lights curtailed to very defined areas by a moon glow at the peak of intensity.

I quit smoking years ago, but those are the moments when I'll gladly take a cigarette, if only to make the clouds of my breath seem that much more existent.

Anyway, I was in Toronto the last time I visited for a Canadian Christmas. One night, after the parents, aunts, uncles, nieces, nephews, sisters, and grandparent went to sleep, I went for a walk. The house wasn't far from King Street, an important road that carries traffic at all hours. I was perhaps 200 yards away when a delivery truck rumbled past and parked at the corner bar. Beyond the air stirred by the truck, there was no wind. The surrounding neighborhood was making the little sounds of a community going to bed and the diesel exhaust smell hung in the air, a line drawn on top of my intended path.

I wouldn't say it smelled pretty or even that it was a pleasant odor. But it had an unobtrusive honesty that merged effortlessly with the greater atmosphere. It complimented the chilly air. I couldn't have spent more than a few minutes like this, but I felt at ease and completely calm. It was winter.

Combined with the windy cold, the truck in front of me yesterday triggered that memory as surely as if someone had rewound time and played it again.

This Christmas, I'll be in Ottawa.

Damn, I love winter.

November 01, 2006

Halloween 2006



The Viking Zombie was a success. Normally, I don't get involved with costumes and dressing up. This year turned out a bit different.

Thanks to the Hoot and her Faithful Assistant.

October 03, 2006

I Save My Instant Messages

While cruising through the Web reading about the Mark Foley scandal, I've seen several people say something to the effect of, "who saves IMs anyway?"

I've saved every IM and virtual chat room discussion I've been in since 2000. Why? Sometimes I've wanted to go back and revisit things that were said, particularly when they were funny or intelligent. I don't see anything particularly odd about this.

Assuming the boy with whom Mr. Foley was chatting valued the conversation, it doesn't strike me as odd if he saved it. The question then becomes, was the value in saving it for personal remembrance or for public revelation?

September 29, 2006

Happy Birthday, Ludwig von Mises

125 years and the recognition you deserve is still far away.

September 11, 2006

Rethinking September 11, 2001

I asked recently if America deserved to be attacked on September 11th and think it should be read as a companion to this post.


When one browses through my archives, the impression is of someone who for the most part advocated the same line as the Bush Administration. In particular, see the long pro-war/anti-war dialogue I had this time in 2002. Generally speaking, I was in the camp that advocated preemptive state war against nations harboring or helping terrorists, specifically calling for war against Afghanistan and Iraq as necessary actions to reduce the threat those states posed to the people living in them and the threat the terrorism they supported posed to the United States. The essential lesson I learned from 9/11 was two-fold: we cannot continue current methods of counterterrorism because the existential threat was too great with which those methods to contend and an aggressive (literally and figuratively) foreign policy against these terrorist-supporting states is justified because they are despotic authoritarian regimes.

I was in the middle of a political transformation when I thought this. I didn't think or know much of libertarian, classical liberal, or small-government conservative philosophy...let alone free market anarchism. I remember wanting to seek out a moral justification for free exchange and private property and in the middle of that search, a bunch of assholes committed low-tech mass murder in one of the most iconic places in America. Then, a well-known asshole started gloating about it and preachingly scolded my country about this and that.

The emotions generated by those events combined with the latent "shoot first, ask questions later" tendency I had to see straightforward approaches to Bad Guy Termination to create a temporary restraint on what I had set out to learn. I continued to make and learn arguments in support of freedom in the realm of economics but would not budge on more fundamental questions of security, societal order, and ethics. Actually, I hadn't really spent significant time even considering these issues and just kinda aped along with assumptions and preconceptions I carried over from my high school years.

Of course, when researching justifications for individual freedom, it won't take long until you run into Objectivism, the Austrian school of economics, and the vast array of libertarian intellectuals in between. Taking their arguments seriously meant reconciling their pointed criticisms of state action with my desire to see the American federal state undertake these massive burdens. Even harder was trying to explain to myself how the state could ensure domestic security in an ethical and effective manner.

I wonder what would have happened if I had read the following authors shortly following the 9/11 attacks. Most famously, Harry Browne wrote a series of four articles at WorldNetDaily that stood clearly and proudly against the rising tide of sentiment with which I agreed. Others expressing similar ideas:

Gene Callahan - Reaping the Whirlwind
Karen de Coster - A Tale of Two Deliriums
Jesse Walker - Resisting Hysteria: This is a time for expert police work, not unfocused war
Jacob Sullum - Words of War
Llewellyn H. Rockwell - What Not To Do
Sean Corrigan - A War on Capital
Victor Milan - It Didn't Work
Jeff Elkins - It Can't Happen Here?
Ivan Eland - Don't Give Bin Laden Total Victory
Larry J. Sechrest - Let Privateers Troll for Bin Laden
Jacob G. Hornberger - A Time for Calm Reflection and Adherence to Law
Sheldon Richman - Mistaken about Motives

Just as it is not true that today I endorse everything written in the above columns, I don't necessarily endorse the authors and what they've written since. However, I sit now in sober understanding that their warnings, accusations, and predictions deserved the serious attention they were denied by those who would accuse such concern as anti-American, treasonous, counter-productive, and childish.

The essential lesson I should have learned from September 11th is that the state causes more problems than it solves and that is a direct result of the moral bankruptcy of the arguments in support of it and its actions.

I've posted the following picture a few times on this blog:


I now realize the fundamental error at its core. The error is in assuming a collective responsibility against the crimes committed by individuals against individuals. The "we're" and the aggression implicit in that famous Uncle are the problems. The time has long since come and gone to drop those two assumed necessities.

August 22, 2006

Har Har

You will seldom see goldfish show off.

Why?

Because they are koi.

August 09, 2006

Don't Panic

Sometimes, we come across someone extraordinary.

So much so, that even simply finding the end to a kiss becomes an adventure.

This one's for you, babe.

August 03, 2006

The Census Bureau GPS Army

Dude, I can verify that not only is that NPR story accurate, but it's already too late to stop the data collection: they came to my house last year.

July 31, 2006

Priorities

Murder and destruction in the Middle East. The American Executive Branch claiming kinglike powers in Washington, D.C. Asinine advertisements for toll roads here in Austin.

Collectivists fighting skeptics battling barbarians against the ignorant, every time I look at the news. There are better ways to spend my days.


Education


Entertainment


Leisure

July 21, 2006

The Tesla Roadster

The Tesla Roadster:


  • electric motor, rear wheel drive, only two gears (70MPH in 1st!)
  • 250 mile driving range at full charge
  • 0-60MPH in under 4 seconds...top speed of 130MPH
  • Lotus-engineered
  • batteries last 100,000 miles
  • plug it in any standard 110V wall outlet (faster charge on 240V circuit)
  • hardly any regular maintenance (no filter, spark plug, oil changes, etc.)
  • no more sending cash to tyrannical foreign governments (and
    Canada...) and corporate-subsidied oil companies
  • twice as efficient as the Toyota Prius (efficient meaning the entire length of the fuel supply line [PDF])
  • zero exhaust emissions
  • almost dead-silent operation
  • custom PIN means the car is a bitch to hotwire
  • company's named after friggin' Nikola Tesla, a mad genius if there ever was one

More pictures. Wired Magazine review and NY Times coverage. Jalopnik sez:
Even judging from our brief test ride, we'll proclaim that this thing will slay on the backroads. The torque is unbelievable. And eerie. The power just comes on right now and does not abate. It's absolutely batty; unlike anything we've experienced. We think our kidneys may still be embedded in the seatback. And it sticks.

[...]

[Tesla Chairman Elon Musk] claims they started in the segment they did to produce a profitable vehicle that will lead to more development, and according to the Wired article, their $50k sedan project is due around 2008. We were skeptical of the Tesla project when we first heard about it. We're believers now.


From the Tesla Motors blog:
If electric cars are so great, why have they failed? Over the next few months, I will talk a bit about what has changed on the technology front - and indeed, technology is a key component of the answer. But today I want to focus on Tesla's different attitude.

My observation is that most electric cars were designed by and for people who fundamentally don't think we should drive. Ideally, we should walk or take public transportation; EVs are a necessary evil for when these don't work. This mentality has lead to dozens of unappealing electric "punishment cars"

[...]

We at Tesla Motors love cars. We love to drive; we appreciate beautiful and fun cars. And Tesla cars are built for people who love to drive. So our optimization is not for ultimate low cost, but rather for performance, aesthetics, and sex appeal.

Tesla's pro-driver attitude:

Since we were creating a no-compromise driver's car rather than the cheapest possible car, we took the opportunity to fix the worst problem of past EVs: driving range. It is no secret that fitting enough batteries to get a decent driving range is not easy. So most EVs could only make it 60 or 80 miles on a charge - short enough that you would spend most of your time worrying about where you might get your next charge, instead of enjoying the drive.


It costs an estimated $80,000.

I'll take one in dark green and a tan leather interior, thanks.

July 14, 2006

4th of July Pictures

My thanks to Cameron for extending the invitation. My additional thanks for everyone not growing fed up with the weird guy wearing glasses and a Castro hat snapping photos every fifteen seconds. Ya'll were lots of fun.

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July 06, 2006

A Weakness for Socio-Political Literature

I think I've crossed the boundary from mere bookaholic to something crazier, more incurable.

While on vacation at the Mises Insitute, I found myself in the Mises Bookstore:


Pictures taken on different days with different camera settings.


I bought the following:

Now, for the real geekery:

Toss in the Socialism can't calculate calculator and the whole deal came to $156. Conference and student prices! That is the sound of sweetness.

Of course, once the folks at the Institute hyped it, I had to drop by The Gnu's Room. I had but one goal: hunt down and buy the third volume of Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn's The Gulag Archipelago.


This is just from the front of the store. There's roughly 150% more floor space through that door.


Such a simple goal, but unfortunately after spending an hour in their Russian, historical bibliography, and political memoirs sections I couldn't locate it. So, the next best thing...
  • The Virtue of Selfishness - A New Concept of Egoism, Ayn Rand ($3, 151 pages, softcover 1964 Signet edition)
  • Main Street, U.S.S.R. - Selections from the Original Edition, by Irving R. Levine ($2, 190 pages, softcover 1960 Signet edition)
  • Hocus Pocus, by Kurt Vonnegut ($3, 323 pages, softcover)
  • Walden and Other Writings, by Henry David Thoreau & edited by Joseph Wood Krutch ($3, 436 pages, softcover)
  • Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance - An Inquiry into Values, by Robert M. Pirsig ($6, 449 pages, softcover)
  • Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire (abridged), by Edward Gibbon & edited by Dero A. Saunders ($4, 691 pages, softcover)

Under $25 for the lot and damned if I wasn't willing to go higher than that. Time was pressing, though, and I didn't want to miss the opening of Dr. Long's second lecture that day.

July 03, 2006

Back


Much more to come later, but let me just say that the previous week has been one of the most enjoyable times of my life. Excellent ideas, excellent people, excellent location, and excellent weather.

I took more than 600 pictures while on the road, at the Institute, around Auburn, and along the Biloxi-Gulfport portion of US Highway 90 where Hurricane Katrina hit. It'll take some time to select and edit them. I want my writeup of the vacation to include relevant visuals, so I'll wait until the photos are ready to go.

June 23, 2006

On Vacation

This blog will lay dormant for the next week as I take my summer vacation in...wonderful Auburn, Alabama!

Oh yes. I meant it when I said it, folks. A seminar on the praxeological foundations of libertarian ethics by professor Roderick Long. I called the Ludwig von Mises Institute and confirmed with them that they will be recording the lecture and posting it online both live as it happens and as a download once it's over. However, I intend to record it for my own notes.

I'll have my camera on me and 1.5 gigabytes of memory card space spread over two SD flash cards, so I'll try to bring back plenty of pictures and maybe even a few Quicktime video clips.

I decided to bunk on the Institute's grounds. Even though I didn't pick a single room, they were still cheaper than the hotels around the campus. Since I have a double room, I also hope to bring back personal stories and friendships. The LvMI has a guide to Auburn and it mentions - wait for it - the Olde Auburn Ale House that is, in the words of the LvMI writer:

...a local microbrewery, with an award-winning brewmaster and English pub atmosphere. There's a secret passageway on College street that spills out into a parking lot. Turn to the left, and under the roof you will find the best beer in the world.

RAWK! I intend on going there at least once.

I can't guarantee I'll have Net access next week, but I'll try to check my e-mail while I'm out there.

Kinda ironic, eh? Going on a birthday vacation to get away from my job and the daily grind of political news...only to attend a 5-day seminar on ethics from an explicitly libertarian perspective.

I leave tomorrow after my St. Edwards University ethics class ends at noon. I expect to return late on Saturday, July 1st.

June 20, 2006

Bookaholic

Just as I cannot be trusted at Waterloo Records, I cannot be trusted at the Ludwig von Mises Institute store. Last week, my inbox was graced with an advertisement for a special bundle of the following books:


So for $56.50, I was able to get 6 books that would have normally cost $113. Hell, any combination of the hardcovers takes care of the cost of admission by themselves.

Obviously, this is where I stopped, right?

Heh.

Well...


Tally for this batch: $92.

I once again went in to a shopping environment intent on buying one thing...well, a small bundle of things. I once again came out of that environment with far more than that. I haven't read the majority of the books I've bought over the last few years (and hardly began on the last buying spree), but 12 books (13 if you count the Man, Economy, and State CD; 14 if you count the Journal of Libertarian Studies) for under $160 is sweet to me indeed.

Perhaps one day I'll invest in a real system of bookshelves...

June 18, 2006

My Confidant

When the cat abides, I can rest easy.

Meeting new people is fun, isn't it Turbo?

June 10, 2006

Cute Kitten

Alright. I don't know what the hell has gotten into you Brits, but if yer searchin' for cute kittens, the image you want is here.

I dunno why you folks are so interested in tiny sleeping felines, but there ya go.

June 04, 2006

I Cannot Be Trusted at Waterloo Records

I really can't. Every time I go over there, I have a clearly defined goal:

...buy two or three interesting things from the used CD section...

...see if they have the latest from (insert local band here)...

...start my collection of a band with these specific releases...


But oh, no. I walk in there and it's all over. Plans are torn up within minutes. Eating suddenly becomes less important. Goals are widened to include things I never knew existed (and can't possibly live without).

I wanted to buy three things today, expecting to fork over about $40-45. Instead, I bought 13 CDs and spent $177. The final count:

  1. Amon Tobin - 4 Ton Mantis EP (I saw this in the used section and only let the surprise and the pleasure hit me after I had it in my paws)
  2. Boards of Canada - Trans Canada Highway EP (this just came out and I buy everything they release because it's just that good)
  3. DJ Food - Kaleidoscope (probably the only CD I could have put back and not feel guilty for passing it up; still, the album that contained Ken Nordine's "The Ageing Young Rebel" has got to have other excellent material on it)
  4. Explosions in the Sky - The Earth Is Not a Cold Dead Place (this band was on my original list; I have nothing from them and I've heard many good things)
  5. Godspeed You Black Emperor! - f# a# (infinity) (ditto)
  6. Medeski, Martin, and Wood - Tonic (pure impulse buy: MMW have never disappointed me)
  7. Miles Davis Quintet - Cookin' with the Miles Davis Quintet
  8. Miles Davis Quintet - Relaxin' with the Miles Davis Quintet
  9. Miles Davis Quintet - Steamin' with the Miles Davis Quintet
  10. Miles Davis Quintet - Workin' with the Miles Davis Quintet (someone had all four of these extended resolution CDs in the used section and I snapped them up on pure Miles Davis principles)
  11. Radiohead - Fake Plastic Trees EP (this is a weird one, part of a series of three used EPs from the mid-90's that I picked because it had more tracks than the others and three of them are acoustic)
  12. Sigur Rs - gtis Byrjun
  13. Sigur Rs - Svefn-G-Englar EP (again, a band I own nothing of and a band that comes highly recommended)

Previous admissions of tunes-obsession: Sweet Musical Bliss and Musical Cornucopia. This is clearly a parallel symptom to my impulsive book-buying. I've been very good in restraining that little voice, but it ain't easy.

Now, must get back to "work."

My Unholy Sabbath

If gawd considers devoting 10 hours to searching for and reading peer-reviewed journal articles "work," then I'm going straight to Hell.

I expect to repeat yesterday's performance today (which ought to cover my bases) and after I get back from a short trip to Waterloo, I'll be once again fixated upon such fascinating material as:

  • A Qualitative and Quantitative Analysis of Verbal Style and the Elimination of Potential Leaders in Small Groups
  • Meta-Analytic Studies of Leadership: Added Insights or Added Paradoxes?
  • Influence of Leadership Processes on Group Polarization
  • Effects of Sex and Gender Role on Leader Emergence
  • Power at Work: Navigating Hierarchies, Teamwork, and Webs
  • Ritualizing Expertise: A Non-Montessorian View of the Montessori Method
  • Ten Australian Elementary Teachers' Discourse and Reported Pedagogical Practices During Cooperative Learning

Might as well be in Hell.

I really need a new computer chair. I've worn the sweet spot down on this one.

June 03, 2006

Hell of a Way to Begin a Weekend

Massive Attack - Teardrop
Nightmares on Wax - Les Nuits
Sasha - Cass and Slide / Perception
Underworld - Cherry Pie
DJ Shadow - Mongrel...
DJ Shadow - ...Meets His Maker
Deep Puddle Dynamics - The Candle
The Cinematic Orchestra - Night Of The Iguana
Boards of Canada - Dayvan Cowboy

May 31, 2006

Foolishness

I need a physical fucking switch somewhere that can straight-up shut down the thought patterns I want to just end. Why does it take me hours to shatter locked mental cycles that grow to distract me so badly all I want is for them to stop? It's gawddamn deadweight and while part of me is stuck in the emotional white waters of these cycles, the other part is gritting his teeth harder and harder with each passing minute and each irritating, absent-minded mistake.

I know why I can't answer the questions that loop in my head, seemingly of their own free will. So what the hell is the point of fixating upon them?

May 30, 2006

Advertisements

Do not adjust your monitor; yes, that is a small block of text link advertisements at the top right corner of the blog. I was solicited in the middle of May to do this and I've decided to give it a three month trial. After that, I can withdraw from the offer as I wish. I won't be changing the content or tone of this blog and I won't go any further than the simple text links above.

I want to be clear that I do not necessarily endorse, support, or utilize the products, services, or companies located at these five websites.

UPDATED 3/13/2007 10:12am
I've taken them down because the arrangement hasn't worked out.

May 29, 2006

Weekender

What an unexpected weekend. I missed the boat on (but wouldn't have ultimately accepted) a chance to head out camping with some good friends. My roommate and his girlfriend came back from that adventure this afternoon, speaking nothing but good of the whole event and asserting quite factually that I'll be joining them next year. We'll see, dude.

I also turned down an invite to party on Canyon Lake. It came from a co-worker with whom I'm on good terms, but when she walked over to ask, she said she had hesitated many times in the past to request my presence. She's happily married and knows I'm an active dater, so her hesitation couldn't be about that. It seemed more like she was testing her conception of me as a social recluse and felt nervous during the lab portion of her science.

I came close to accepting it. I generally like the broad array of people in my company and shit: I need to even out my tan anyway. But I'd already set time aside this weekend to get some things done that had long ago deserved the attention.

To wit:

The lawn's ritual hackjob mow. I can't say whether it looks worse in person because it all depends on the angle of approach. This part of the lawn gets terrible sun coverage. It's either far too much or far too little. My mower is a hand-me-down from Father and hasn't had a checkup in years, but this was the first time it ran rough. I have needed an excuse for a push mower...

The car's first hand wash. Man, here's a warning to all potential buyers of diesel-powered vehicles: do not let exhaust soot linger on your car's finish! That shit will somehow meld with the paint over time. The hatch on my TDI feels like 120-grit sandpaper in places. Using a bug scrubber resulted in tired arms and victorious, still-stuck bits of combustion byproduct.

The repair of my front porch's bug screen. This was a bitch and not only because it was hot and standing on a ladder on the porch means little to no breeze reaching you. Stormy weather has brought down that upper left corner of the screen down twice before; my roommate and I cut the screen to spec a little too tight. The result is the same two-inch-wide strip of screen has seen several dozens of staples during its short life and I've had to staple extra strips along that crucial edge to add strength. I've also lost the very impressive drum-tight and wrinkle-less appearance the screen had when we first put it in.

I expect it to hit the mat when the next medium-size storm blows through, which is why the roomie and I want to add one (perhaps two) support columns from handrail to ceiling.


Watching 12 Angry Men for one of my St. Edward's classes. Great film, and it isn't the 1957 classic. I'm studying it to reveal the jury's group dynamics and apply current group communications theory to their actions.

That was the agenda for my free time from Thursday evening till Saturday afternoon. Saturday ended with a pleasant BBQ at the home of two good friends. Even though the Omaha beef burgers didn't cooperate have the time and stay in proper burger formation (silly Cornhuskers), they still tasted great. And what better to wash down a beefy meal than with Deutsches Bier?

Saturday quickly became Sunday and after receiving a text message from my "radar" (explanation), I drove over there and she put on The Piano. I hadn't seen it before and will have to watch it again because even though I made it through the end, I was beginning to nod off 2/3rds the way through it and probably missed a few important sequences. Considering my biggest exposure to Holly Hunter was The Positively True Adventures of the Alleged Texas Cheerleader-Murdering Mom and Raising Arizona, it was a bit of a shock to see her in a very serious movie.



Sunday was spent with my friend and Colby, a Great Dane she was keeping an eye on while his owner was out of town. I'm not a dog person but I can tolerate well-behaved canines that don't yap at every noise and aren't pitiful hairy toys. Colby was quite easily the nicest dog I've ever met and he took to me quickly. I credit my years of well-honed cat scratching skills.

Perhaps this is just my dog ignorance showing, but when a dog his size (~130 lbs, 3 ft at the shoulder) is taken to the Draught House parking lot, exposed to dozens of new people and at least half a dozen other dogs - especially with two non-owners in charge of him - and doesn't cause a fuss...I'm very impressed. He was a joy and everyone was taken with him. Oh, and the human company was excellent. As always.

All in all, a weekend of exceeded expectations.

May 21, 2006

Congratulations, Katie. You Won Our Little Bet


Texas Tech University Health Sciences Center School of Nursing
Bachelor of Science in Nursing (BSN), 2006

Now I've got to graduate.

May 16, 2006

Summer College Time

Yes, blogging has been light. I've started the summer semester at St. Edward's University, I've been trying to clean my house, I've got a shit-ton of work to do at work (imagine that!), I've restarted my gym workouts, and I've a woman on my radar.

All great and wonderful things, but something has to be cut back.

Expect very light posting over the next 2-3 weeks.

May 15, 2006

Doing What She Does Best

April 28, 2006

Milestones

[Updates below.]

Just got a recorded call in Spanish on my cell phone. I couldn't tell you if it was an unsolicited telespam advertisement or just a wrong number, but I heard "marque el nmero uno" in the message which is common Spanish for "press number one" in phone menus. The phone number was 347-201-4567, an area code located in the Bronx in New York City.

One of my Hispanic co-workers told me some people were running credit card scams in Spanish to try and screw unknowing Spanish-speakers into giving up personal information. I wonder if this was related to that.

UPDATED 5/12/2006 2:51pm
Just got another one from 301-202-8808. Pre-recorded in a male Spanish voice that gave the distinct impression of an unsolicited advertisement of some sort.

April 26, 2006

Comments Are Closed

I have been notified by my web host that my Moveable Type comments script is placing too heavy a load on his server. The last two days had me away from my usual routine and unable to be around to stop spam attacks before they snowball into something massive. My web host, a guy I've known for several years and who has extended one hell of a great deal to me during this time, has asked me to find another host because he simply cannot continue to operate his other websites and run my comments at the same time.

And despite my burning hatred of spammers, I still want an open comments system for my blog.

So, to keep my host happy in the short term, I'm closing all comments until further notice. If you wish to contribute something, please e-mail me at:

sarcastomatic

(at)

yahoo (dot) com


I request that you put something obvious in the subject line of your e-mail to differentiate it from the hundreds of crap messages I get every day with deceiving headings like

"hey"

"your site"

"URGENT"

"You gotta read this"


I suggest something like: "Comment for Magnifisyncopathological."

Please indicate that you want me to publish all or part of your comment. Assuming it is relevant and isn't full of shit (yes, for the purposes of my website that's a determination I get to make), I'll edit my post and append your comment to the bottom.

Hopefully, this situation won't last longer than a few weeks. At this point in time I can't really go out and look for a new web host, so I want to keep the one I have now happy. He's been an amazing guy, allowing me to run a website that consumes more than 10 gigabytes of bandwidth a month and 200+ megabytes of storage...for free.

Apologies for the upcoming inconvenience, but it must be done.

A big middle finger to the comment spammers that have (temporarily) screwed things up for my readers and ruined a worry-free deal I had going. You people fucking suck.

April 21, 2006

Attention Attorney General Alberto Gonzales!

Context: Gonzales calls for mandatory Web labeling law
The Bush administration's proposal would require commercial Web sites to place "marks and notices" to be devised by the Federal Trade Commission on each sexually explicit page. The definition of sexually explicit broadly covers depictions of everything from sexual intercourse and masturbation to "sadistic abuse" and close-ups of fully clothed genital regions.
The horrors of coerced pornographic material do not justify telling the rest of us how to operate our websites.

April 20, 2006

Happy 4-20!

Gettin' lots of search engine hits on last year's 4-20 post.

In contrast with that post, I'm not going to explain why all state controls on marijuana ought to be abolished. Also in contrast with last year, my friends and I do have plans, though they're reserved for the weekend.

Until then readers, spark one up for me wherever you are.

April 12, 2006

All It Takes Is the Right Recommendation

Given the photo here, her bread knowledge, and her general oh-hell-yeah-that-makes-sense-yness (as well as numerous references from my BSP beer geeks)...I've really got to try the Dogfish Head Golden Shower Imperial Pilsner.

Shit. Is 9:30am too early on a working Wednesday to want a big bad pilsner you've never had before?

April 03, 2006

Gut Grumbles

My weekend:

  1. Friday Night, having a few beers and then running around the neighborhood overlooking downtown Austin from the east, taking pictures and drinking Fosters to come back home to have another few beers
  2. Saturday Night, going out with some friends for drinks at Casino el Camino and then hopping over to "the new Ritz" by Emo's for more drinks, coming back home for a round of drunken Pictionary
  3. Sunday Night, sampling crazy stouts, ales, barley wines, IPAs, and lagers for several hours in celebration of the ratification of the Black Star Pub's bylaws

Yeah, I'm not feeling 100% today.

Saturday was also the day my friends and I decided to check out the Lonestar Rod & Kustom Round Up. I maxed out my digital camera's memory card on that one. Pictures to be posted this week.

March 27, 2006

How Much Do You Trust Me?

The Minnesota Daily: Survey: U.S. trust lowest for atheists

Atheists are America's least trusted group, according to a national survey conducted by University sociology researchers.

Based on a telephone survey of more than 2,000 households and in-depth interviews with more than 140 people, researchers found that Americans rate atheists below Muslims, recent immigrants, homosexuals and other groups as "sharing their vision of American society." Americans are also least willing to let their children marry atheists.

"It tells us about how Americans view religion," said Penny Edgell, an associate sociology professor and the study's lead researcher. "Many Americans seem to believe some kind of religious faith is central to being a good American and a good person."


I wonder how Americans I don't know would feel about me if someone described as as an atheist anarchist. A godless advocate of chaos!!!

I'd probably have a 10% approval rating on a good day.

Those surveyed tended to view people who don't believe in a god as the "ultimate self-interested actor who doesn't care about anyone but themselves," Edgell said.

© Copyright 2006 The Minnesota Daily


Man, the irony here is palpable. I'm convinced most American atheists are, like DailyKos diarist psalcido who brought this to my attention, "pinko commies" who value collectivism over individualism, altruism over egoism. I, on the other hand, am a self-interested actor who thinks human decisions ought to be based on self-interest. For that reason (among others), I am an atheist.

The Slomo Video Festival was a Letdown

At the Alamo Drafthouse Downtown last night, I saw SLOMO VIDEO:

100 ONE MINUTE SLOW MOTION VIDEOS

SLOMO VIDEO is a unique creative compilation of works by over 70 video artists and filmmakers from around the world. The video festival will swerve into cinemas around the world, transubstantiate time into taffy, and turn the usual expectations of a video show on its side and inside out. These 100 slow motion videos will pull the audience through a molasses-tinged warp of catastrophic visual and audio beauty.

I first learned about this during the opening advertisements the Drafthouse was playing before V for Vendetta opened. In them, you see a marvelous clip of an egg exploding, fragile roses dropping on a surface, a close-up of a match igniting, and some dumbass setting off fireworks. I'm thinking, sweet, this looks real interesting.

Online, one picture is prominent in the Drafthouse advertisements: Harold Edgerton's ".30 Bullet Piercing Apple". That closed the deal for me. I'm fascinated by high frame rate, slow motion film depicting both high energy transfers and close-up detail revealing the hidden complexity of otherwise mundane things. I bought a ticket, expecting that kind of video to constitute the bulk of the "festival."

About:

This whole project is about slowing everything down. We live in a culture where rush rush RUSH dominates the mainstream psychology. Life can and should be slowed down so we can examine what it is we are really doing. Are we in synch with our world? Are we in synch with our own selves? This project dives into this universal problem with the desire to pause and examine reality in its primitive bare units.

SLOMO VIDEO is truly the best theater experience ever.


Eh, no.

I was disappointed. Most of the 100 clips were apparently done on standard consumer video equipment. Very few had detailed macro results. Several were very funny ("The Four Kid Tenors" was particularly hilarious) and some were really interesting ("Slomo Bats", "Snails Playing a Theremin," and "Static One" for example).

But far too many seemed utterly pointless, of the "quick, film that broken TV as we drive by it" variety. Lots had questionable post-production work that obscured the subject matter and dulled the ears. I quickly grew tired of extreme close-ups of human mouths. At least five clips had only segments of slow motion and one (I think "Time Passes Slowly When You Are Irritated") wasn't in slow motion at all.

I forget the name, but one clip consisted of a gigantic green pixel slowly moving from the left to the right across a pink background. As it traveled, the big square block's color turned pink and the background turned green. Halfway, they were the same color and by the time the pixel reached the right hand side, they were opposites again. That was uninteresting enough, but then the screen stayed static except for a slow color change as a tone generator slowly wound up from a few hundred Hertz to a few thousand Hertz. People in the audience were laughing at how lame this was.

Seriously, what the fuck? This was not at all what I was led to believe. I was expecting something like:

  • bullets interacting with various substances
  • overweight people jogging
  • athletes performing in sporting events
  • disturbed liquids
  • fire
  • building demolitions
  • machinery

The website's description continues:
The theatrical experience of watching 120 one minute slow motion videos back to back could possibly be akin to a full-on zen state... imagine an audience mesmerized by essential moments of reality that we rarely "see" because our eyes and mind don't flicker that fast.

Our brains are not geared to accept reality at odd paces, so when we experience a much slowed down reality, our brain struggles to make sense of it. This, my friend, is a trip! Let alone 120 different odd-paced realities from a diverse group of personalities, SLOMO VIDEO is a guaranteed journey through time and space... and you don't even have to strip and sit in a deprivation tank.


Sorry, Ryan Junell, but as I left the theater I counted several people straight up asleep in their seats. Too many clips were dull and failed to grasp our attention beyond wondering "riiiiight...?" I shudder to think about the submissions you rejected.

I should have read the FAQ. I might have changed my mind if I knew the project was about being "psychedelic" and arty rather than being (for lack of a better word) scientific.

March 16, 2006

Pretentiously Academian

drizzten --
[adjective]:

Pretentiously academian

'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com
This evening I tried to figure out a way to say "...something like this compels you to send a message like this?" without repeating the "like this."

After I spent a good ten minutes on the problem, I settled on "...something like this compels you to send a message so worded?"

Guilty as charged, O Great QuizGalaxy.com!

March 15, 2006

Who's Behind Stupid Spam?

[Updates below.]

From: "pelletoun" sibillanone@o2.pl
To: "Odazio" drizz@drizzten.com
Subject: hey
Date: Mon, 13 Mar 2006 12:12:34 -0800

Question Odazio,


My name isn't Odazio. It isn't anything remotely like Odazio. I don't know a single person named Odazio. I've never typed nor read the word in my life. There are only 390+ hits for the word and very few of them are in English. Using "question" as the salutation doesn't make sense either because nowhere in the message is a question asked.

Seriously people, there are more effective ways to begin a fraudulent advertisement than this.

Listen up, Monty told me on Wednesday that ur wife been not satified
with u
recently.

I don't know anyone named Monty and I'm not married. If I did know a Monty, he'd have to be a real close friend for me to reveal my wife's bedroom boredom. And I am not close friends with people whose grammar is so bad. All my friends know I look down on Net shorthand like "ur" and "u".
I can assist with that. Come see www.rxaig.org/ib/. I've been using
them
for a couple months now and nothing but praises for them.

If you go to that website, you'll find what I expected: a pitch for a male sexual enhancement drug. Go to the root of that website and you'll find a pitch for a weight loss drug. No friend of mine would send me to those places, not without talking to me in person or over the phone.
effects of crime and evil upon the human soul-his later. impropriety to
do
so. Moreover, Baumer renounces his brotherhood .
ould repeat in an audience member’s life as well (Desjardens).After all
the
people are killed, all the futures damned, and all the plots become
undone,
the .

Probably random plaintext inserted to try and fool spam detectors.

It failed.

hope this was helpful
cristoubel

I don't know a single person named Cristoubel and no, your shit wasn't helpful because every aspect of it seems designed to turn everyone away who possesses a functioning mind.

What the hell is up with spammers? Are they simply leaving the production of the e-mail text up to drunken, one-handed Ecuadorian vagrants suffering from a mild case of schizophrenia? Besides the occasional accidental wisdom in spam and the rare lighthearted moments, spam is drudgingly awful.

Subject lines are terrible. Sometimes they are stupidly offensive. And the content isn't any better.

Really folks. This is toilet scum-level work here. You disgrace yourself with every click of the Send button. Find some honest work for gawd's sake.

UPDATED 7/23/2008 11:08am
More spammy-ness here.

March 06, 2006

A Word of Advice

Schlotzsky's sells a Parmesan Chicken Caesar Salad Wrap that I like as an alternative to their Original sandwich and Pepperoni & Double Cheese pizza.

However, make sure to eat it when you buy it. The wrap does not take kindly to extended refrigeration. I left one at work over the weekend and just had a few bites. The lettuce and caesar dressing sorta gooed together into a clammy slimy mass while the chicken dried out.

February 24, 2006

A Seminar on Praxeological Foundations of Libertarian Ethics, by Roderick Long

I am sooo there.

This seminar on praxeological foundations of libertarian ethics will consist of two primary lectures per day for five days, June 26-30, 2006, and includes discussion time with the professor. Morning sessions are 10:00 - 11:30 Central Time, and afternoon sessions are 2:00 - 3:30, Monday through Friday, with a pizza party following Friday's closing session.

FURTHER DESCRIPTION

On the one hand, the subjective-value approach to economics characteristic of the Austrian school might seem inhospitable to objective theories of ethical value. Yet on the other hand, philosophers like Socrates, Aristotle, and Aquinas based their objective conceptions of ethics on something rather like a praxeological analysis of subjective valuation; indeed, subjectivist economics and natural law ethics both originated from this common tradition. Can an objective ethics in a broadly Aristotelian tradition be grounded in praxeological considerations? And if so, what shape might a radical libertarian political theory take if built on such foundations?

The first half of the seminar will deal with the praxeological foundations of ethics. Topics include: do human beings have an ultimate end? can we knowingly choose the bad? how are morality and self-interest related? why should we care about other people's interests?

For a preview of the sorts of issues to be addressed, listen to this lecture: Economics and its Ethical Assumptions.

The second half of the seminar will explore the implications of praxeological, Aristotelean ethics for such issues as property rights, contracts, land ownership, punishment and restitution, military policy, stateless legal systems, utilitarian vs. rights-based considerations, and the cultural preconditions of liberty.

[...]

The Seminar is open to full-time students (no charge for qualifying students). Registration is $125 for Mises Institute Members (click HERE to join, or to update your membership) and faculty, and $195 for non-Members. Registration includes daily boxed lunches, refreshment breaks, closing pizza party, transportation between the dorm and the Institute each day, and the use of Mises Institute research libraries and computers. You may register online. Dormitory rooms are available for $35 per person per night double-occupancy or $45 per night single-occupancy. For other Auburn accommodations, go here.


There is more at the page.

My birthday is June 26th and I intend on giving this gift to myself.

February 13, 2006

RFID Worries and Wetware Dreams

Financial Times: US group implants electronic tags in workers

An Ohio company has embedded silicon chips in two of its employees - the first known case in which US workers have been "tagged" electronically as a way of identifying them.

I say this as a person who believes private businesses are often under fire for trivial and senseless shit, someone who does not automatically assume the benefit of the doubt belongs with the employee rather than the employer:

I find this creepy.

CityWatcher.com, a private video surveillance company, said it was testing the technology as a way of controlling access to a room where it holds security video footage for government agencies and the police.

There are of course legitimate reasons to want to keep tabs on people who have regular contact with very valuable objects. Just as not every boss is a saint, not every worker is angelic. And just as I have the right to decide who enters my house, the owners of a company have the right to control who treads upon their property.
The technology's defenders say it is acceptable as long as it is not compulsory.

Fundamentally, this argument is correct. The difference between asking someone to identify themselves if they wish to visit my house and asking someone to have a chip embedded in their skin to identify themselves if they wish to enter a room within my company's building is in degree, not in kind. And given the weight attached to government video surveillance it isn't surprising to know someone might think to add an extra layer of security.

However, just because some specific situation would not constitute a moral crime (as compulsory RFID embedding would) does not necessarily make it wise, prudent, or effective.

Embedding slivers of silicon in workers is likely to add to the controversy over RFID technology, widely seen as one of the next big growth industries.

RFID chips inexpensive radio transmitters that give off a unique identifying signal have been implanted in pets or attached to goods so they can be tracked in transit.


There is a morale dimension to this that is important to note. Why would someone want to tag a pet? Most likely, it is because that person cannot directly control the pet or does not trust the animal to respond to coaxing or training 100% of the time. Control and trust are at the heart of this and it is prima facie evidence of the individual's conviction that there isn't enough of either in the relationship. No doubt Marxists see this as a blatantly unabashed and explicit example of "wage slave" economics and even if their theory is bunk it will resonate with decent people who are offended to know their boss wants to treat them like some lower mammal who annoyingly wanders off the reservation absent-mindedly.

I know I hate it when the state treats me like that.

"There are very serious privacy and civil liberty issues of having people permanently numbered," said Liz McIntyre, who campaigns against the use of identification technology.

But Sean Darks, chief executive of CityWatcher, said the glass-encased chips were like identity cards. They are planted in the upper right arm of the recipient, and "read" by a device similar to a cardreader.

"There's nothing pulsing or sending out a signal," said Mr Darks, who has had a chip in his own arm. "It's not a GPS chip. My wife can't tell where I am."


Despite what some might argue, this is not too similar with today's ID cards. I can lose an ID card. Should I desire to not identify myself, I can either passively refuse to present the card or actively not bring it with me.

My control is eroded significantly with an implant. Unless there is a way to shield the device from being scanned (such as lead plating), I cannot separate it from me, yet my arms and my lungs are mine and are affected by my will while there. I'm a relatively open guy who'll spill major events and information about my life to someone I met less than an hour ago, but I still retain the authority to my mind and my mouth.

I'm torn here because I've had many conversations and daydreams about, ironically enough, more precise computer control over my body in the form of implants and software. It's been a fantasy of mine for some time to be able to accurately self-diagnose my own physiological happenings. I mean, imagine how sweet it would be to know exactly what your blood alcohol level (or blood sugar level or any chemical level) at that moment in time...never mind being able to record previous measurements and save them for later consultation.

Neat stuff, but this kind of technology is not under discussion in the article. All these chips are alleged to do is sit there with a few hundred bytes of data, waiting to be scanned. While being identified or recognized without your explicit control can be extremely dangerous in some situations (domestic violence, spying), most of us don't go to great lengths to obscure our identity while in public. How many people wear long coats, wigs, makeup, and sunglasses to prevent someone from visually IDing them? The eye is a device for facial recognition, for reading the visual data our faces contain and despite the general downward plummet of contemporary behavioral standards, I can't remember a serious call to visually impair people to keep our identities private.

Hmm, probably should keep that idea to myself...

VeriChip the US company that made the devices and claims to have the only chips that have been approved by the Food and Drug Administration said the implants were designed primarily for medical purposes.

So far around 70 people in the US have had the implants, the company said.

Copyright The Financial Times Ltd 2006


It worries me because I just know assholes with delusions of legitimate authority will try to convince others to make this kind of thing a mandatory replacement for our existing official papers burden. I expect to see lots of three-letter acronym monster agents talking about how durn useful this would be and lots of drones with popular backing intoning about sacrifices for the greater good.

Given the context of today, I wonder if the actual individual good that would arise be worth the likely eventual bad.

I know that I'd have a problem with my boss asking that I have this done.

January 27, 2006

My Only Experience with Loompanics...

...and it was a good one. When I heard about the Loompanics Unlimited going out of business sale, I thought to myself, "I oughta be able to find something in that kooky, oft-referenced, and yet never-perused-catalogue at 50% that I like."

And I did.

  1. Men Against the State, by James J. Martin, for $4.95
  2. The Ego and Its Own: The Case of the Individual Against Authority, by Max Stirner, for $19.95
  3. The Myth of Natural Rights, by L.A. Rollins, for, $7.95
  4. Saying Yes: In Defense of Drug Use, by Jacob Sullum, for $14.95
  5. Natural Law: or, Don't Put A Rubber on Your Willy, by Robert Anton Wilson, for $7.95
  6. Defensive Use of Firearms: A Common-Sense Guide to Awareness, Mental Prepardness, Tactics, Skills, and Equipment, by Stephen P. Wenger, for $20.00
  7. No Treason and A Letter to Thomas F. Bayard< by Lysander Spooner, for $4.95
  8. Unequal Protection: The Rise of Corporate Dominance and the Theft of Human Rights, by Thom Hartman, for $15.95
  9. The Freedom Outlaw's Handbook: 179 Things to Do 'Till the Revolution, by Claire Wolfe, for $20.00
  10. Self-Sufficiency Gardening: Financial, Physical and Emotional Security from Your Own Backyard, by Martin P. Waterman, for $13.95
  11. Primitive Wilderness Living and Survival Skills, by John & Geri McPherson, for $24.95
  12. Why Atheism?, by George H. Smith, for $19.00
  13. Think Free to Live Free: A Political Burnout's Guide to Life, Activism, and Everything, by Claire Wolfe, for $14.95
  14. Principa Discordia: Or How I Found Goddess and What I Did to Her When I Found Her, by "Malaclypse the Younger and Omar Khayyam Ravenhurst," for $10.00
  15. Loompanics' Greatest Hits: Articles and Features from The Best Book Catalogue in the World, for $14.95

Combined with the $13 shipping charge, this would have cost me $227.45, but apply the 50% sale, and my final price for these 15 books was $127.02. Not too bad.

Some of them I bought because I'm concerned about the state of my knowledge regarding emergency and crisis situation survival (e.g., #6 and #10). Some of them I bought because I want to read direct arguments against ideas I think are faithful to reality (e.g., #3 and #5). Some of them I bought because the hype convinced me to check them out (e.g., #2 and #14).

Longtime readers are probably thinking, dude, you went out and bought *more* books when you know you've got a backlog of a few thousand pages to deal with already!?, and they'd be right to wonder what the hell I'm thinking.

Well, I can't pass up a good deal for curious things I'd normally never buy unless priced cheap, especially literature. I've also found a good reading rhythm and am actually actively cycling my way through lost-ignored tomes. I'll get to these some day and I'd rather have them now than later.

January 25, 2006

Commie Beer Ain't That Bad


Not so bad I wouldn't have two.

I've never tried Tsingtao before. It's a lager and, as I expected, went well with the buffet. I forget what the price is for a six-pack, but it's good enough to consider for a fridge standard when thirsty.

The urge to taste different beer won over my urge to keep my distance from something that has "always been the number one beer in China." Speaking of the official Tsingtao website, check this out: a list of "Milestones" that skips from the founding of the Tsingtao Brewery (1903) to "Nixon Visits China" (1972).

Nearly seventy years and, oh, a few tens of millions of murdered Chinese later...

And by the way, yeah, fuck Google's owners for helping the Chinese government censor what the Chinese see on the Internet.

New Building = Limited Blogging

TASB moved to a new building this week and damned if they didn't stick me right on the main pathway to the Big Shots' offices. With my open-cubed back to that traffic and a much studier floor silencing sounds that would have normally alerted me to the presence of someone, I expect my non-business-related Internet usage to drop dramatically. Therefore, I expect to blog less often.

Of course, given the posting frequency of the last few weeks, this might not make much of a difference. Evening and weekend blogging should take up the slack when the urge strikes.

January 23, 2006

Building a New Computer - POST Revisited

I have been running on the new PC for some time and haven't encountered any problems. Here is the reason why I couldn't get the damn thing to Power On Self Test a few weeks ago:

The connector in the center of that picture is referred to as JATXPWR2 in the Biostar NF4UL-A9 manual. Other than a motherboard layout diagram on page 7, it is mentioned only once, tucked in Chapter 3 on page 13. Yes, it is the direction power connection for the CPU. Yes, the manual mentions this. No, I didn't read closely enough and I didn't have this plugged in. Kinda hard for a computer to operate without juice in the transistors.

But the chapter preceding Chapter 3 (helpfully titled "Hardware Installation") dealt with inserting the CPU, memory, external storage, and peripheral connectors. It reminds the user to connect the CPU fan lead to JCFAN1. Not the barest of hints was mentioned regarding a separate power connection to the CPU from the power supply. Furthermore, here's what the manual says on page 13:

3.2 DETAIL SETTINGS

ATX Power Source Connectors: JATXPWR1 and JATXPWR2

JATXPWR1: This connector allows user to connect 20-pin power connector on the ATX power supply.
JATXPWR2: By connecting this connector, it will provide +12V to CPU power circuit.

[table detailing the various pin assignments to each of the lines in the two power connectors]


That's it. No warning in the trouble shooting section about checking for JATXPWR2 if nothing happens when the system is powered on. Nothing in the section that was created to instruct the user to install hardware. The crucial aspect of this connector is almost shrugged off as an afterthought.

It was immediately obvious to the Fry's technician what was wrong because he's seen many modern systems. I, however, have never built one from the ground up and have missed several product cycles. I've never heard of a mainstream consumer motherboard requiring a dedicated power connection to the CPU. Shows how out of date I am, but c'mon this is an oversight and the manual ought to be rewritten to reflect how important this damn plug is.

Thankfully, the Fry's tech said he would waive the normal $70 fee for diagnosing my problem if he could find it in less than 15 minutes. It took him less than five.

*bangs head on wall*

The small things get me all the time. Though there is the chance that single stick of dual-channel Crucial RAM might have tripped me up anyway, I obsessed over it so much I neglected to just step back and double-check everything again and RTFM a little harder.

Previous posts:

January 19, 2006

Ditto: "you rotten murdering shitbag"

Go begging, bitch.

For such a diverse variety of reasons, I have zero fucking sympathy for any bin Ladinite Islamist.

January 11, 2006

I Don't Know What's Up Telecheck's Ass...

...but the bastards' system rejected a perfectly good check of mine today at the VW dealership.

MEMO TO TELECHECK:

When you decide to deny a "conversion of my check to draft or Electronic Funds Transfer ('EFT')," how about providing a little bit more information on my denial than it "fell outside Telecheck's risk guidelines" when explaining why I can't pay my bills at the dealership, thereby condemning me to another motherfucking day without my car. It's bad enough I have to bug my friends for rides; bad enough that my car broke down; bad enough that what would have been a great nest egg of cash to start the year has been blown on fucking car repairs.

I don't need this shit right now and your process might have provided me with the knowledge of how to resolve the problem on the spot rather than delay everything another day. It isn't your fault I made it out to the service bays at 5:15pm on a weekday and it isn't your fault Wells Fargo didn't set up a branch within 15 minutes' walking distance. It is your fault that your system offers zip in the way of insight to the denied.

Listening to some bullshit helpful-tone machine tell me I'll have to wait six days or write you a fucking letter doesn't resolve shit and in fact makes things worse. Was the problem a bad account, phone, or driver's license number? Has someone ripped off my identity and gone about the nation buying BMWs, luxury cruises, and cashing checks? Why am I being denied access to my money?

How about a little customer service, you asses?

Beware the 90,000 Mile Volkswagen

The Golf TDI just passed 90k miles. The check engine light has been on for about 2,000 miles and the airbag light has been on for many thousands more. The airbag light has been traced to a bad driver seatbelt sensor and the dealership can not guarantee the driver's side airbags will deploy in an accident. I've been putting that one off.

Monday night, my battery light came on and flickered while I was running some errands. I figured I'd go by NTB the next morning and get a new one since it was more than four years old. Unfortunately, the TDI wouldn't start yesterday morning. A friend gave me a jump but on my way to work the ABS light came on and the engine ran rough for a few hundred yards. I reluctantly took it in to Charles Maund Volkswagen and let them examine it.

The results:

  1. Check engine light...1 of 4 glow plugs are dead, other three need replacing ($373)
  2. Battery...actually a dying alternator ($814)
  3. ABS...no idea, probably caused by funky electrical system from the above
  4. Brakes...30% left on fronts ($489) & 10% left on rears ($332)
  5. Diagnostics and standard 90k mile maintenance...($320)

For those not keeping score at home, that's a total of $2,328.

And some people wonder why dealership service departments are generally disliked!

I refuse to pay the dealership that much money for a freaking brake job (and I can get 4 lifetime-warranted ceramic pads for way less), so I'll get that done elsewhere. That leaves the bill to $1,507. I'm going to suck up that absurd alternator bill because I need the car back sooner rather than later and screwing around with buying the parts elsewhere and handing everything over to an independent mechanic is a load of trouble I don't want to deal with.

The assy thing about all this is I deposited a check worth $1,200 in the bank just before the ABS light flipped on and the car started to run bad. My father is pitching in some cash but that check was spent before the damn thing could even be registered in the bank's computers.

The brake pads, glow plugs, and alternator are all original parts and have never been replaced. I was under no illusions that VW uses invincible parts, but all that shit breaking down at 90,000 miles is frustrating. This is the only major problem I've had with the TDI besides the catastrophic clutch failure of 2004, a beaut of a repair that set me back more than a grand.

January 08, 2006

Building a New Computer - Complete!

[Updates below.]

...almost, but I did get past my POST problem and the system boots perfectly fine now. I don't have the time to describe it at this moment but it was a damn annoying simple thing that took an experienced tech less than five minutes to figure out.

Only major thing left to do is get the system to recognize the wireless network adapter. That won't take long so I'll make a bold prediction: this is the last time I blog from my old computer.
Sayonara:

  • time-consuming Windows 2000 boot process
  • bug-riddled shutdown process
  • spyware- and virus-infested hard drives
  • USB subsystem that still wasn't quite plug-in-ply
  • giagantor full tower case that stood out in more ugly ways than one
  • hopelessly ruined Internet Explorer application that compelled me to remove any way for the user to call it by accident or intent

And let me say the reports about the Sonata II being quiet are accurate. My Plextor optical drive is head and shoulders the noisiest thing in the case and closing the front drive bay door only kills about 60% of the racket.

UPDATED 1/23/2006 7:40pm

January 07, 2006

Speaking of Hospitals...

Guess where I found this bumper sticker?


Must...refrain...from being...snarky asshole...hrrrmmmmrghrfuck.

If you trust in Jesus, what the hell are you doing in the patient section of a hospital parking lot?!?!

January 05, 2006

Another Stupid Texas Law

So I'm at St. David's hospital this morning, getting ready to have a small cyst and accompanying calcium deposit removed from my left index finger. The little bump has gotten in the way of everyday activities and recently became pressure sensitive to the point of pain.


I've never had an excision done and I wanted to keep whatever object(s) taken out for sentimental, novelty value. I figured the thing would be too small for something real special and I wouldn't wear it as jewelry or anything (I don't give that much of a damn about it), but given that the bastard had been bugging me for more than five years, I felt like having it around as a keepsake. For all the times rolling my car windows up and down; for all the times lifting weights; for all the times grasping anything heavy, I wanted to have a physical reminder.

I asked the attending nurse, anesthesiologist, and surgeon the same question: once cut out, could they hold on to the cyst/calcium build-up and return it to me afterwards? Each one of them had the same answer:

Sorry, but it's against state law to do that.

I wasn't going to argue with the people to whom I had handed my life for the next few hours. Given their reactions, they've had that request made plenty of times. What's the point in going off on them?

I did a brief search of current Texas statutory law to see if I could find the relevant text to quote, but came up empty. Maybe they were right and its buried in there or in some vast regulatory manual. Maybe they're wrong and mistook hospital policy for Texas law. If it's the latter, then it's a silly policy that should have been explained better before surgery.

If it's the former, I'm not particularly angry and I'm not going to explode into a rant. I'm just disappointed. A value so personal and intimate as the one I sought is gone, sitting uselessly in a bio-medical waste bin a few miles from where I now sit. I can't even really explain why I wanted that tissue to keep. It is beyond words, beyond the comprehension of a judge or legislator.

Something so simple and easy.

Gawddamn, this system sucks.

January 04, 2006

Bits & Pieces

I'm going in for minor hand surgery very early tomorrow morning so I'll be delayed again in getting new material up here.

However, I have received my property tax assessment. That oughta provide material for at least one big pissed-off post, eh? I have also given up the hope that I can figure out what's wrong with the computer I've tried to build, intending to hire pros to take a look at it. More details to come.

The holidays this year were great fun. I spent Christmas with my immediate family near Canyon Lake and New Year's with my friends at my house. Simple and easy relaxin', even though I'm still waiting on the last gift to arrive for a friend. I'm not making the stupid mistake of ordering 60% of my presents to others from Amazon.com nine days before Christmas.

Best gift I received this year? If the computer ends up working, then it might be the money my parents gave me to put towards it. However, I'm not sure even that can top the 22-pound-plus, 1440-page, three-volume Complete Calvin and Hobbes hardcover collection two friends gave me. I'm going to build a bookshelf around this monster.

One of my buddies got me hooked on Naruto (damn you, Tim!), I'm knee-deep in Samurai 7 (very nice!), and I bought Now and Then, Here and There (finally!), so perhaps 2006 will be Drizz's New Year of Anime. Discovering a relatively nearby rental store with complete box sets at reasonable prices does help. On the other hand, I've been burning up my thumbs on the Xbox version of Tony Hawk's American Wasteland, so it is equally possible I'll simply get nothing done anime-wise and use all my free time trying to pull off a switch 540 boneless + Japan air + BS revert + nose manual + 720 madonna + FS revert + manual + 180 pogo + heelflip + fandango + smith grind + 180 hardflip + bluntside +... My currrent high score for a single combo is in the high 500,000s. Lots of room for improvement.

I did try to avoid checking on the news while on holiday, but I let my guard down a few times. Hard to avoid those top stories when checking your Yahoo e-mail! Lots of heat is being generated without much accompanying light. Pleading lobbyists, an executively-privileged Big Brother, and all the local stuff; I see this stuff after forcing myself to back away for a few weeks and I almost hesitate to get back to it. I've been slow to get back and active on MySpace as well.

There are nicer things to talk about and nicer things to keep one focused upon. Grinning nieces, partying friends, and new technology are preferable to discussing robbery, assault, murder, and their systematic integration with society. However, I'm not shy to say I stare at wreckage with fascination whether it be the result of human intention or error. Intentional wreckage, as profoundly malignant as it is, is more interesting to me than accidental.

The neck-craning will commence.

January 02, 2006

Lethargy

Regularly-scheduled programming will commence as soon as the author gets off his lazy ass.

December 28, 2005

Even Dogs Have Fun on Christmas


Trooper pauses to survey his handiwork

December 23, 2005

Holidays

Still no joy on the new computer. I'll tend to that in a few days. Other things are more important at this point.

Be back later.

December 20, 2005

Building a New Computer - Diagnosing My POST Problem

[Updates below.]

Man, I've got all these great pictures of the installation and assembly of the new box and the damn thing won't do squat when turned on except for

  1. light up the green power LED
  2. engage the rear exhaust fan at the low speed setting that I set
  3. light up the keyboard LEDs
  4. engage AMD's stock CPU cooling fan
  5. energize the hard drive (I think)

I swear this has nothing to do with the several beers I had that evening! And let me tell you, there isn't much that'll sober me up faster than a computer that gives me the bird after I treat it nicely. Kept the cat out of it and everything!

I built it in this order:

  1. CPU & heatsink/fan
  2. RAM
  3. video card
  4. IEEE 1394 header to the front connection
  5. USB header to the front connection
  6. audio header to the front connections
  7. PC speaker, hard drive LED, case reset switch, power LED, case power switch
  8. floppy ribbon cable from motherboard to drive
  9. SATA hard drive cable from motherboard to drive
  10. power cables from power supply to floppy and hard drives
  11. audio cable from motherboard to optical drive
  12. IDE ribbon cable from motherboard to optical drive
  13. power cable from PS to optical drive
  14. power cable from PS to motherboard
  15. Advanced Air Chassis Guide (ACAG) air duct put back together and installed over the motherboard; shroud adjusted over CPU fan
  16. power cable from PS to front bezel LEDs
  17. USB header to 42-in-1 card reader

Voila. Close the case, plug in monitor cable and keyboard. Dig out the case's power cable and plug it into an outlet and the power supply. Attach Antec logo to front of the case. Stick the AMD sticker at an accidentally off-angle at the lower right case corner.


Ready. Set. Go!

No beeps. No video. Just the aforementioned LED and fan activity. I don't remember if the floppy light turned on. Hitting the power switch doesn't turn the system off. Hm. I now I am getting some signal through the video cable because when I kill the system's power via the power supply's On/Off switch and then unplug the monitor cable, the CRT goes into standby mode just like it does on my current system.

Repeated attempts gain no ground. Damn you, Hope.

So I decided to RTFM. Chapter 4, Section 2 is "Troubleshooting" and the relevant portion of the table in 4.2 is:


ProbableSolution
System inoperative. Keyboard lights are on, power indicator lights are lit, and hard drive is spinning.Using even pressure on both ends of the DIMM, press down firmly until the module snaps into place.

Biostar apparently thinks this is indicates a RAM issue. I remind the reader that the parts in question are a retail Biostar NF4UL-A9 motherboard and a single OEM stick of Crucial 1GB 184-Pin SDRAM DDR 400.

Here are some shots I took of that part of the install on Sunday:


The RAM. That was the extent of its packaging, though as I said previously, it was also enclosed in a cardboard box containing other items.


When installed in the case, this is the top right hand corner. It took some effort to snap the bastard into place. I left the pink anti-static foam mat under the mobo the entire time and when I finally got the RAM in the slot and moved the board to the case, the pressure I had to use left a clear indention in the foam of the RAM slots' surrounding parts. I honestly thought once or twice that I'd snap something.

I concede it is possible I've seated the stick wrong. After the minor league tug-of-war to get the thing in there and secure the two latches at either end, I visually inspected the bus to make sure all the contacts were evenly lowed into the slots.


Click to see a larger picture from a different angle


Looks proper to me. Nothing seemed out of place. You can't insert it backwards due to the offset cut in the RAM board that matches to an offset notch in the connector on the motherboard. But I'll take the stick out and put it back in there before trying something else.

There are four slots to insert memory. Perhaps I have the RAM in the wrong slot? That'd be real damn annoying. Is there something intrinsic to the ATX/AMD standard that requires one to use a certain slot when only one piece of RAM is used? If so, and if I must place a single stick in a specific slot for the machine to work, that represents an electrical engineering hump someone needs to freakin' overcome. This is the age of Plug 'n Play, dammit.

On page 2 of the manual a table reads:




DIMM1SS/DS*SS/DSSS/DS
DIMM2***SS/DS
DIMM3*SS/DSSS/DSSS/DS
DIMM4***SS/DS

SS stands for single side DDR memory module and DS stands for double side memory module. The asterisk stands for an empty DIMM socket. At this point I should mention that NewEgg reviewers say the manual is wrong on how to install dual channel RAM. A representative sample:

...manual doesn't tell you how to set up RAM in Dual channel mode correctly, according to the manula you're supposed to place 2 dims in slot 1 and slot 3, this will cause it to boot in single channel, you have to color match the slots to get dual channel performance

Anyway...


Illustration via the mobo manual



The single piece of RAM I have is in DIMM1, and unless I'm misreading the manual, there's nothing wrong with putting it there. DIMM3 looks like an option, though, and I'll try it later tonight. Hell, I'll keep trying slots until one works.

If that fails, I'll unplug the optical drive, card reader, and all the headers save for the connections in Step 7 in the second list above. If booting into bare bones mode fails and the problem continues, I'm going to assume this is an issue with the stick of RAM I've got. Then - and only then - will I let this get to me.

Be back in a few.

UPDATED 12/21/2005 12:10am
Moving the memory module from DIMM slot to DIMM slot didn't change anything. I tried each of the three possible places and the outcome was the same each time. I can confirm the hard drive is spinning but the LED isn't lighting up. Neither are the floppy or optical drive lights. I might have bought a bad stick of RAM.

Tomorrow I'll try a bare-bones boot and see if that makes any difference.

UPDATED 1/23/2006 7:09pm

December 19, 2005

Building a New Computer - POST Problems

[Updates below.]

Plugging things into other things isn't hard. Attaching plastic to steel to silicon isn't that difficult.

Energizing hundreds of millions of transistors in harmony such that they accomplish/send a Power On Self Test might be, however. I have encountered a problem and I'm not yet humble enough to say I can't fix it.

I assembled the various parts and pieces together this evening in the hope that I'd get a picture of a POST screen to conclude the day. No joy. Tomorrow (Monday) I'll write up the events of the day and discuss the building process. For now, I'll leave you with the simultaneously tantalizing and frustrating sight of a PC that is powered up, has the case and CPU fans running (with little noise), has spun up the hard drive, activated the keyboard lights, and sent some sort of signal to the monitor, yet will not send visuals to the CRT:


At least I was right about the blue case LEDs.

UPDATED 1/23/2006 7:05pm

December 17, 2005

Building a New Computer - The Guts Are Here

[Updates below.]


*cue sound of angelic chorus*

Yep the parts arrived Thursday. Everything looks in order and appears in good condition. The OEM hard drive and floppy were shipped in bubble wrap. The OEM system memory arrived in the kind of clear plastic container you'd expect to see once you open the retail box. However, it was contained within the white cardboard box in the picture. That box also had the freebie CD wallet and motherboard sound card cable. Lots of packing peanuts keepin' things safe.

Be back Sunday.

UPDATED 1/23/2006 7:03pm

December 16, 2005

Building a New Computer - The Antec Sonata II Case

[Updates below.]

When in doubt, always have your cat check it out. Turbo appreciates good build quality even though he can't explain exactly why. He spent most of the evening rubbing his face on the edges of the chassis and corners of the side panel. So yeah, this thing doesn't have too many sharp surfaces. I found none and I spent more than an hour poking around inside.

In the event someone asks for them, I have high-resolution versions of these pictures available. Send me an e-mail [ drizz (at) drizzten (dot) com ] with a subject line mentioning "Sonata II" and I should be able to help you out. The subject line is crucial because that e-mail gets a ton of spam.

Here's what I was handed on Wednesday. The Windows XP package is on top. The case came shipped in the retail box which was sturdy enough to survive the trek from California. This should be a note of warning, however, to those who go through NewEgg.com: that if you think the case you want will be shipped by itself and might have a flimsy box, you might want to weigh the chances of shipping damage. Antec had the Sonata II well-protected and I didn't find anything wrong, but I've read case reviews on NewEgg that mentioned some issues.

Instant impression: this is a kick-ass computer case. Waiting to get rid of my 25" tall monster tower is getting harder every minute.

Here are the stats:

  • 16.75"(H) x 18.25"(D) x 8.13"(W) /// 42.5cm (H) x 46.3cm (D) x 20.6cm(W)
  • 20.7/25 lbs (net/gross) /// 9.4/11.34 kg (net/gross)
  • Nine drive bays with three 5.25" accessible from the front, two 3.5" accessible from the front, and four 3.5" internal with rubber grommet installation points
  • Seven expansion slots
  • Accepts ATX motherboards up to 12"(W) x 9.6"(L) /// 30.48cm (W) x 24.38cm (L)
  • High-gloss "piano black" exterior 0.8mm SECC steel surfaces
  • Front ports for two USB, one IEEE 1394 FireWire/I.LINK, one headphone, and one microphone
  • Lockable double-hinged front drive bay door (opens 270)
  • Lockable side panel
  • One 120mm Tricool case exhaust fan with three-speed switch
  • One 120mm case intake fan mount
  • Washable and removable plastic air filter in front bezel
  • Advanced Air Chassis Guide (ACAG) air duct that creates an isolated channel for the ventilating of CPUs and video cards
  • ACAG CPU port has a 92mm fan mount; ACAG video card port has a 80mm fan mount and a fan cap that seals the port when not in use
  • 450W/12V powersupply, ATX 2.0 qualified

Antec's spec sheet and features listing has all this, but in happier business-speak.

Can't do this on an empty stomach, right? The format of this review will be fairly simple. After going over some notable features, I'll spend the rest of my time discussing the ACAG. The next time I post, it will be in the process of installing the hardware and I'll append any case-related comments to this post.

I will assume the reader is somewhat familiar with computer cases and I won't bother with explaining things like "don't use the chassis as a jack stand" or "make sure to prevent animals from nesting in the drive bays" or "don't piss on the power supply." I don't have to say things like that, do I?

*squints at you*

Good.

Onward to the real shit!

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December 14, 2005

Building a New Computer - The Past, the Present, and the Parts

[Updates below.]

The PC I have now is largely the result of an unsolicited loan offer from Wells Fargo they sent during my first months in Austin by myself. This was 2000 and the computer I had at the time was a Dell several years past its prime. I bought a Monarch full-tower Athlon system and have been tinkering with it ever since. It last went through a major overhaul in 2002 when I replaced the motherboard, processor, and RAM with faster components. Unfortunately, better hardware can only compensate creaking and infected software to a certain point. I'm also sick of full tower systems. My needs don't encompass six 5" external drive bays and 35+ pounds of steel.

It is now time to start from scratch. As an early Christmas gift, my father donated some money to help finance my final purchase. I fired off this order to NewEgg.com last Friday:

  1. CASE: Antec LifeStyle SONATA II w/450W ATX 2.0 power supply (retail)...$99.99
  2. MOTHERBOARD: Biostar NF4UL-A9 (retail)...$78.00
  3. CPU: AMD Athlon 64 3500+ Venice (retail)...$201.00
  4. RAM: Crucial 1GB 184-Pin SDRAM DDR 400 (OEM)...$96.00
  5. HARD DRIVE: Western Digital Caviar SE WD2500JS 250GB 7200 RPM SATA II (OEM)...$99.75
  6. VIDEO CARD: Chaintech SE6600G Geforce 6600GT 128MB GDDR3 PCI Express (retail)...$125.99
  7. OPTICAL DRIVE: Plextor Black IDE DVD Burner PX-740A/SW-BL (retail)...$74.99
  8. CARD READER: Sabrent SBT-ICR42B 42-in-1 USB 2.0 Black Internal & External (retail)...$12.99
  9. FLOPPY: Samsung Black 1.44MB 3.5" (OEM)...$7.50
  10. SURGE PROTECTOR: Belkin SurgeMaster Maximum F9M923-08...$25.99
  11. OS: Windows XP Home Edition w/Service Pack 2 (OEM)...$87.95

With shipping this totaled to $933.88 and includes a free CD wallet and audio connector cable. UPS says the case and the Windows package are in Austin today; I should get everything else tomorrow. For now I'm sticking with a surplus/discount 19" Dell CRT that I found at Fry's for less than $200. And even though the Biostar has built-in 8-channel audio output, I'm holding onto my ad hoc speaker system of mid-80's Realistic 2-way drivers plugged into an obsolete but entirely functional Creative SoundWorks (I think 5") subwoofer. Those Realistics were my parents' and they outlasted the speakers included with a long-gone Sony stereo system. I'll have pictures up later. My desk project was completed a few weeks ago, so it needs showing off as well.

Though I've been a tech geek for more than a decade and have purchased or picked out more than 5 pre-built systems for friends and family (all Dells), I've never actually bought all the individual components and put the whole thing together on my own. I'm only familar with XP from using the computers at work. I've also got a few dozen gigs of photos, video, and MP3s to transfer. Challenges that seem like good things to blog.

Besides, I gotta get away from politics for a while.

UPDATED 1/23/2006 7:01pm

December 12, 2005

A Threat Analysis of the Provisional Irish Republican Army

This is the paper I wrote for my Terrorism/Disaster Preparedness class at St. Edward's University. It, like my paper on public goods and national defense, was rushed into production at a late date. It was due last Wednesday, but I didn't begin research until the Sunday before it and didn't go beyond a rough outline until Wednesday morning, 16 hours before deadline. Consequently, it suffered a bit. I wanted to spend more time talking about the political response of the British government and examine both Sinn Fin's changes over the years and current PIRA/Sinn Fin rhetoric. Damn that 7-10 page limit; the paper would read better if the sections had an extra paragraph or two to them.

However, she thought it was good enough to warrant a score of 200 out of a possible 200, so I suppose her standards are lower than mine. I didn't expect a perfect score, especially considering her request that we use the APA writing standard, one I've never tried. I always get a few points taken off over that kind of thing.

Other collegiate material I've written: The Theoretical Impact of School Consolidation on the Role of Superintendents, The Pros and Cons of a Minimum Wage, For the Privatization of Education, and the rough draft of the latter, The Pros and Cons of Education Privatization.

All 11 double-spaced pages below:

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Movies

Austin-American Statesman: Butt-numb-a-thon Report

The expected visitor was Kong, the world's eighth wonder. Unspooling as the second film of a 12-title lineup, the great ape's newly retold tragedy inspired a standing ovation and had many grown men weeping. The three-hour epic, which was often staggeringly effective, was bookended by two films...

Anyone who's read Drudge over the last week has heard roughly the same thing. Adult men (24-hour paragons of emotional bottling!) are crying when they see King Kong. In my opinion, that doesn't necessarily make the new version good or better over the previous films. I'm still planning on buying a ticket, but not to be "touched emotionally."
Flesh-and-blood appearances came from...some associates of animation legend Ray Harryhausen, who are putting together a series of stop-motion shorts based on Edgar Allan Poe's tales.

I am so very down with that concept.
...the real coup of the day: "V for Vendetta," a comic-book adaptation about a masked vigilante haunting London, drew huge applause for its not-so-veiled criticism of governments who exploit fear to stay in power.

Copyright 2001-2005 Cox Texas Newspapers, L.P. All rights reserved.


There aren't many cheeky, cheery characters in V IS FOR VENDETTA; and it's for people who don't switch off the news. - David Lloyd

December 01, 2005

GWAR Show in Lubbock

One of my sisters is studying to be a nurse at Texas Tech and as part of her responsibilities, must do a certain number of hours of community service in the medical field.

So the nutball volunteered to be an EMT at a fucking GWAR show. They played at The Pavilion on November 28th.

I've quoted the e-mail she sent me below.

Let me fill you in on Gwar. HOLY SHIT! By far the craziest stuff I've ever seen before in my life, and my descriptions won't do justice to to weirdness....you had to be there! Before every song they had a little skit where they would bring someone out dressed up as people they don't like and kill them. They disembowled George Bush/Dick Cheney, beheaded a Nazi pope, cut off Sharon Osbourne's breasts, cut off Michael Jackson's 5 ft long penis and breasts, the lead singer gave a blow job to a baby, and then he masturbated with HIS 3 ft long penis and sprayed urine/semen all over the crowd. Everytime they cut a head or body part off, they sprayed blood all over the crowd. Interestingly enough, I only treated one injury (a scraped elbow). Crazy shit man, CRAZY.

Man, what the hell was GWAR doing in Lubbock? In 2004, the county election results went 69,675/22,331 (75%/25%) in favor of Bush. Talk about deep behind hostile territory.

November 29, 2005

Back

Thanksgiving was fun and pictures will be posted in the near future. Until then, let's see if I can work myself up into a frothing rage over some news items!

November 23, 2005

Turkey Day Cometh

I'm off to Wimberley. Be back in a couple.

November 15, 2005

George Carlin is my Anti-Drug

God - everything he makes dies! Where'd he get such a great reputation? This batting average of his is .000!

-from An Evening with Wally Londo - Disc 5, The Little David Years, "Religious Lift"

November 10, 2005

Changing Domain Servers

Service may be interrupted for a day or two.

October 31, 2005

Austin's Got a Zombie Problem


Dave and Ruth share a moment

October 26, 2005

Blog Changes Made

This was a late-night job with utterly no prior planning, so if anyone has comments or suggestions or even complaints, feel free to post them here. I do like the three primary colors and how they work together so don't expect to get very far with requests to change them.

At some point I'll try to reduce these sharp edges and soften the rectangular shapes. A few well-placed graphics will liven things up somewhat. Of course, I'll have to obtain or create those graphics, so it might take a while.

October 25, 2005

Rosa Parks, 1913-2005

Rest in Piece, in a place where the bastards can't tell you how to live your life. Because that's what made you special in my mind: you believed you "had endured that kind of treatment for too long."

And even though the ultimate legal outcome of the struggle she participated in imposed laws that attempted to tell others how to live their lives, I can't fault her for the courage it took to tell that person, the prevailing attitude, and The Law "no" and mean it. Such people are in short supply.

Design Changes Afoot

The color scheme will remain essentially the same, as will the layout. The biggest change will be in the About the Author page. It is getting a substantial and functional overhaul. The current page will simply no longer do.

October 24, 2005

Schlotzsky's Louisiana Hot Sauce

I'm a wuss when it comes to spicy foods. I'm 25 freakin' years old and it was only a few years ago that I started enjoying some salsas. I mean, I only first voluntarily put Tabasco on my food in 2004. Whenever my dad told me "c'mon, Chas, these are sweet jalapenos" I'd look at him with barely disguised scorn, the kind of scorn that can only be projected from bad experiences.

But one cannot remain skeptical of spicy foods forever when one lives in Central Texas, especially with the friends I have. So I've been pushing my envelope over time as mentioned above. At Freebirds, I'll dash on some of their hot sauce in addition to their mild green sauce on my burritos. I'm no longer totally apprehensive about containers filled with chunky red and green stuff next to tortilla chips at parties. Hell, I even sprinkle the chicken breasts I cook at home with crushed red pepper.

So I tried Schlotzsky's Louisiana Hot Sauce with my Double Cheese and Pepperoni pizza today. My verdict:

Meh.

The vinegar taste was more prominent than anything else. That died away somewhat quickly to reveal the spicy aspects, but I had to dab on more sauce to get the spice...which meant more vinegar to deal with. The peppers did emerge to leave a pleasant afterburn as I drive back to work, but it didn't stand up to a few sips of Sprite.

Perhaps it was the pizza? I haven't tried the sauce on anything else or by itself.

October 21, 2005

Weekend Cometh

TO DO:

  1. gather anime for viewing tonight (perhaps Outlaw Star, or Samurai 7)
  2. compile the next Federal Register Watch
  3. finish my assignments for my latest St. Edwards University class, Terrorism/Disaster Preparedness (more on this later)



ONWARD!

October 13, 2005

ORION by Philip Glass @ Bass Concert Hall

[Updates below.]

Damn near missed this one.

I'm a newbie to Glass's work. Though I own Glassworks, "Low" Symphony, and Kronos Quartet Performs Philip Glass and I saw him perform Koyaanisqatsi live, I'm still treading in what I consider unfamiliar waters.

I hadn't heard of Orion until now. Here's what Glass had to say about the idea behind the project:

Orion, the largest constellation in the night sky, can be seen at all times of year, from both hemispheres. It seems that almost every civilisation has created myths and drawn inspiration from Orion. As the project advanced each of the musicians and composers, myself included, used part of this inspiration to aid us in our creative task.

The UTPAC website says this:
Inspired by the challenge to create a work for a world audience on the occasion of the Athens Cultural Olympiad in Summer 2004, Philip Glass' new evening-length work contemplates the Earth's relationship to the constellations as interpreted by the world's many cultures. Commissioned by the Cultural Olympiad 2001-2004, Glass has envisioned a work truly international in scope, reflecting the very spirit of the Olympiad. This groundbreaking event features live performances by Philip Glass and the Philip Glass Ensemble in collaboration with a group of renowned composers and performers chosen for their unique mastery of a global musical tradition.

[...]

ORION begins with the low throbe of Australian Mark Atkins' dijeridoo, then Wu Man on Chinese pipa, Brazilian flute and precussions of UAKTI, Nova Scotian fiddler Ashley MacIsaac, Indian composer and sitar master Ravi Shankar (work to be performed by sitar virtuoso Kartik Seshadri), West African Griot Foday Musa Suso on Kora, and ends with the soprano of Greece's renowned Eleftheria Arvanitaki.


"World music" indeed.

Tomorrow night should be very interesting. We got wicked seats, too: Row R, numbers 114 and 115. Nearly dead center on the orchestra level!

Doesn't hurt that my old UT ID card got me the tix for only $10 each.

Un-freaking-fortunately:

...due to copyright laws and in consideration of the performers, the use of photographic or recording devices of any kind inside the theatre is strictly prohibited. If you bring a camera with you, we will politely ask you to check it at our Patron Services window, or with an usher before entering the theatre.

I can't explain how badly I want to snap a few shots of the musicians in action.

UPDATED 10/18/2005 8:03am
Excellent performance. We had a great time. Each musician put out an impressive effort and the audience responded enthusiastically. I'm definitely buying the 2-CD set.

My biggest gripe was that Wu Man and the Uakti group occasionally suffered from quiet play drowned out by relatively loud accompaniment. Part of this is simply due to the subtle nature of their instruments and part of it was simply because at the end, there were at times 16 different people playing at once.

My biggest thrill was probably Ashley MacIsaac's wild ending performance. Wearing combat boots/Doc Martins, a kilt with sporran, a white muscle shirt, and sporting a hot pink/orange dyed hair, he opened with a mournful tune that was the meat of his participation...and then he exploded into an energetic jig. Halfway through this, he walked in front of the floor monitors and began dancing to the music. Even though Ravi Shakar's sitar stand-in Kartik Seshadri received the only entrance applause and of course everyone cheered loudly for Mr. Glass, I think MacIsaac earned the most enthusiastic response for an individual player for his accomplishment.

October 04, 2005

Automobophilia

[Updates below.]

Last weekend, I went with some friends to the Temple Academy Dragway. The Kontinentals hosted a vintage drag race and I brought my camera. I won't post all the shots I took, so here are a few cropped samples.

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I'd Probably Build a Library Around Something Like This

The Complete Calvin and Hobbes

  1. hardcover
  2. 1440 pages
  3. 22.5 pounds
  4. 3 volume boxed, slip case collection of all the comic strips
  5. $91.67 new at Amazon.com

This is the most obvious candidate for a Christmas present that I have ever become aware of.

September 23, 2005

Rita's Personal Effect

A co-worker and members of his family have escaped Houston and are now in Austin.

Family from my father's side, as of last night, were not so successful. I'll know more when my dad calls this evening. My mother and I spoke last evening and she said they were essentially stranded around Katy, hardly outside Houston at all.

But really driving the point home is this: the friend I've known the longest is actually heading down there tonight. He works for the Texas Department of Criminal Justice as a state jailer. He'd normally be off for the next four days but he's been recalled for duty over the weekend to help out with prisoner evacuations. The Carol S. Young Medical Facility in Dickinson; the Clemens Unit in Brazoria; the Hospital Galveston Unit in Galveston; the Gist State Jail in Beaumont; the LeBlanc Unit in Beaumont; Jester III Unit in Richmond; the Terrell Unit in Rosharon; and the Wayne Scott Unit in Angleton are all being evacuated.

You be safe out there, Shawn. You know what to do when the shit hits the fan.

September 19, 2005

Weekend Desk Stain Project

I mentioned a while back that I was seeking out an asian desk for my computer/guest room. I gave up on that when the sticker shock for those things hit me. Instead, I picked out a desk system by Furniture in the Raw. They had all the pieces of an Archbold 800 series modular desk set in stock I wanted. The furniture is built out of solid pine and while more sturdy than any Wal-Mart special I've put together, it's also much lighter.

  1. #824 - Keyboard Pull / 3 Drawer desk
  2. #831 - CPU / Scanner Pull
  3. #861 - Corner / Keyboard Pull

A few hundred dollars and trips to Home Depot later and you have what I did with my girlfriend all weekend.

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September 17, 2005

A Well-Read Cat



Turbo, finished with The Dispossessed and Euripides V, moves to The Shadow Rising

September 16, 2005

Friday Link-o-Crazy

DID GOD WHACK NEW ORLEANS? A THEOLOGICAL INQUIRY

By Don Feder

Was Katrina a warning - the ultimate wake-up call for a morally somnolent nation? Even religious conservatives are afraid to speculate, so successfully have we been cowed by a culture of disbelief.

Regarding the way God works in the world, there are four possibilities:

  1. There is no God and everything that happens is the result of the random collision of molecules.

  2. There is a God, but he's an absentee landlord. He arranged the world, including nature, as a self-regulating mechanism, then sat back and allowed it to function on its own.

  3. There is a God and he controls everything, down to the minutest detail. If a certain leaf falls from a particular tree, it's because he wants that leaf to fall from that tree. (Regarding the actions of humans, this would seem to negate the concept of free will.)

  4. There is a God who usually allows nature, or individuals, to follow their own course or path. But sometimes he intervenes to create a specific outcome, or to fire a warning shot across the bow of an errant people. When this happens, we call the result a miracle (thereby recognizing that it is supernatural) - as when He parted the Red Sea for the Children of Israel, or when the American Revolution succeeded, against impossible odds.

Of these theories, the fourth seems the most plausible.

*head explodes*

September 10, 2005

Aw Shit

Guess who just got a digital camera?

10x zoom
3.2 megapixels
Quicktime movie recording

It may be time to get more website storage...

More to come later.

In the meantime, say hellow to my niece, born Friday at noon in San Antonio.



She's a healthy 7+ lbs.

September 02, 2005

$100

To The Salvation Army. With St. Edward's tuition, house payments, and some upcoming projects due, it's all I can really afford at the moment. According to their website:

A $100 donation to The Salvation Army will feed a family of four for two days, provide two cases of drinking water and one household clean-up kit, containing brooms, mops, buckets, and cleaning supplies.

Hopefully it will make a difference.

Wisdom in SPAM

[Updates below.]

From: "freakish Cervantes"
To: "Drizz"
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Date: Fri, 02 Sep 2005 08:44:20 -0400

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days. Contact us and we will arrange for you to get your qualifications
without going back to school.

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It is lamentable, that to be a good patriot one must become the enemy
of the rest of mankind.


My emphasis.

I wouldn't click on any of those links if I were you.

UPDATED 7/23/2008 11:12am
More spammy-ness here.

September 01, 2005

The Value of a Car

[Updates below.]

We Are The Solution Wrote:

You drive around in a car that is basically just like mine (I mean it doesn't float or hover or fly or go warp speed) yet you pay 10x the price for your car because it is suppose to show you are successful. What does it really show? That you are a robot, trained to think that everything this society tells you you should want, you really do want.


It could demonstrate that.

But, in the case of, say, me having a 2002 BMW Z3 M coupe, it would mean something else entirely.

If anyone cared to ask why I owned that car, I'd explain my love for driving. I'd talk about how I enjoy technology in motion. I might point out the precise nature of the vehicle, how it was created by focused human intelligence and effort. I'd likely enthuse about the beauty I saw in the body and design. All told, I'd be saying I found an embodiment of my values in this awesome piece of machinery and since I could afford it, I bought it.

Then again, it debuted with a MSRP of only $45,600 so this is assuming your car cost a mere $4,500. However, the same thing I wrote could be written for a 2005 Porsche 911 Turbo ($118,400). For how much did you buy your car? I may need a base figure to work with here...

UDATED 9/19/2005 2:48pm
The Austin-American-Statesman: Testing the electric bike (link will rot)

By Ben Wear

As for me, riding one was about 50 times more fuel-efficient than my SUV and was good exercise. But I sweated like a longshoreman, it took at least twice as long to get to work, it was more dangerous than driving, the range of the electrical charge might be less than advertised, and, well, I can't afford the darn bike anyway without selling my SUV.


Values, man. Values.

August 29, 2005

I've Been to New Orleans

...and if I were a religious man, I'd be praying hard for any safety the people in that area can get.

ABCNews:

New Orleans Mayor C. Ray Nagin ordered a mandatory evacuation of the city Sunday morning, saying Katrina would be "an unprecedented event in the history of the city of New Orleans, and we want everybody to get out."

Jefferson Parish Sheriff Harry Lee was more blunt.

"You have an obligation to yourself and your family to haul ass and get out of here," he said, "and I'm telling you to get out now."


Associated Press:
Scientists predicted Katrina could easily overtake that levee system, swamping the city under a 30-feet cesspool of toxic chemicals, human waste and even coffins that could leave more than 1 million people homeless.

"All indications are that this is absolutely worst-case scenario," Ivor van Heerden, deputy director of the Louisiana State University Hurricane Center, said Sunday afternoon.


CNN:
Because gasoline floats on water, "we could end up with some pretty severe and large -- area-wise -- fires."

"So, we're looking at a bowl full of highly contaminated water with contaminated air flowing around and, literally, very few places for anybody to go where they'll be safe."

[Ivor van Heerden] went further.

"So, imagine you're the poor person who decides not to evacuate: Your house will disintegrate around you. The best you'll be able to do is hang on to a light pole, and while you're hanging on, the fire ants from all the mounds -- of which there is two per yard on average -- will clamber up that same pole. And, eventually, the fire ants will win."

[...]

Rick Luettich, a professor at the University of North Carolina's Institute of Marine Sciences, compared Katrina's expected impact on areas far up the Mississippi to "grabbing the end of the bed cover and giving it a hard snap."

That snap will push "probably in excess of 10 feet" of floodwater up the river, he predicted. "It will propagate up the river like a wave," past Baton Rouge, more than 70 miles away, he said.


It won't be easy to sleep tonight. This is going to affect a lot of folks.

August 22, 2005

A New Gig

What sounds more appetizing, more interesting, more fulfilling than wading into the Federal Register and reporting back on what you find?

Doing it on a weekly basis, that's what!

Rob at Strike the Root went asking for someone to continue the Federal Register Watch column and in a fit of detached reality, I offered my typing services. The result is the article below:

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August 21, 2005

Bumper Stickers

Currently on the rear of my VW TDI are four stickers. One is my outdated parking permit for St. Edward's University, but the others are idealogical in nature.

The lower left corner of my rear bumper:

Other People Are
Not Your Property

The upper right corner of my rear windshield:

Aggression at home: Liberal
Aggression abroad: Conservative
Aggression against all: Moderate
Aggression against none:...Extremist?

The lower right corner of my bumper:

Decentralize and Repeal

Explanations available upon request! :)

August 18, 2005

Terminator Quibbling

WARNING! QUASI-OBSESSIVE PEDANTRY AHEAD!

In the midst of this copyright-infringement lawsuit story, I came across the following:

In T2, Schwarzenegger played a kinder, gentler Terminator sent back in time to protect a teenage John Connor (Edward Furlong) from the newer, deadlier robot killer.

This is simply not accurate.

In The Terminator, Schwarzenegger played a cyborg programmed to relentlessly chase and kill his assigned prey. He was also programmed to damage or destroy anyone and anything that gets in his way, if necessary. He was programmed by Cyberdyne with an explicitly anti-human tilt.

In Terminator 2: Judgment Day, Schwarzenegger played a cyborg captured and subsequently reprogrammed by rebel forces to protect young Conner from the T1000. He retained his battle skills and the trademark Terminator ruthlessness, but the rebels added a higher directive than human slaughter: follow Conner's orders. As Schwarzenegger says, it is "one of my mission parameters."

Neither iteration of Schwarzeneggerian Terminator has lost it's basic code. Neither of them go out of their way to kill and hurt humans because their primary mission is more important. Tangential rampages aren't in their programming. The second Schwarzenegger isn't any less a killer, a fighter, or a brute and this is demonstrated in several places.

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August 13, 2005

Discussion on MRSA

Continuing this irritating trend with the two previous posts, something is screwing up my comments on long-running comment threads. My two big MRSA-related posts are MSRA Staph Infection in Pasadena, TX (Google cache) and MRSA Staph Infection Update (Google cache). Please use this post to leave your stories, thoughts, suggestions, and news.

Discussion on Volkswagen Problems

Just as with the previous post, I don't know why my comment threads on VW malfunctions and lemons are getting cut off before they end. The two posts are Volkswagen Recall (Google cache) and More Bad News for VW's Recall. Please use this post to continue your comments.

August 11, 2005

Boards of Canada's The Campfire Headphase

[Updates below.]

Warp Records has released more info on the upcoming BoC album:

From an earlier release:
We are extremely proud to announce that Boards of Canada have finished and mastered their new album, to be released in October - their first release since 2002's Geogaddi! The album is very much classic Boards, building on themes and sounds that can can be heard in their intervening remix work for Beck, cLOUDDEAD and Boom Bip.

Boards of Canada Site


I'll be waiting in line eagerly for this one.

UPDATED 8/15/2005 4:05pm
The full track list:

  1. Into the Rainbow Vein
  2. Chromakey Dreamcoat
  3. Satellite Anthem Icarus
  4. Peacock Tail
  5. Dayvan Cowboy
  6. A Moment of Clarity
  7. '84 Pontiac Dream
  8. Sherbet Head
  9. Oscar See Through Red Eye
  10. Ataronchronon
  11. Hey Saturday Sun
  12. Constants Are Changing
  13. Slow This Bird Down
  14. Tears From the Compound Eye
  15. Farewell Fire

With the release scheduled for October 17th, I looked at my CD collection to see if I've got everything BoC has released. In the order I bought them, I have Music has the Right to Children, Peel Sessions, In a Beautiful Place Out in the Country, Geogaddi, Hi Scores, and Twoism. According to Warp's release list, that's everything except for a Geogaddi promo LP. Getting The Campfire Headphase will probably elevate Boards of Canada to the most-represented artist(s) in my music collection.

July 29, 2005

Shameless Bastard

Billy Beck encounters a real scumbag.

July 13, 2005

Wallpaper Sucks

Updates below.

Oh how I want the living, dining, and commons areas of my house to look pleasant. The ugly Institutional White seen in so many domestic situations bores me to tears. To make matters worse, there is this slight but visible pinkish tint to the paint currently on the walls. That is simply unacceptable.

I've painted my two rooms and my bathroom and Cameron painted his bedroom, but that still leaves the most-seen parts of the interior covered in the almost-white horror. So, we agreed to turn the dining area into another conversational hangout place and move the table elsewhere. The first step in transforming the old eating spot is to do something with the walls.

So we bought one of these:

Pretty sweet, eh? We figured with that up, a wicker coffee table, an appropriate rug, and some lazy seating we could turn the corner of the house where the dining table was into a neat spot to sit and chat away from the TV.

Little did we know that I'd fuck up the first try.

You see, the directions that came with the wallpaper ("easy assembly!") asked that textured walls get some special treatment before pasting the paper up. We had to put up "liner paper," cover that with two coats of latex base paint, and then we could mix the water-based paste, apply it to the eight picture panels, and hang the damn things.

I screwed up by getting contact paper, the kind for using in kitchen cabinets, not on walls. It couldn't take the weight of the two paint coats and the paste-laden wallpaper. Less than an hour after we were done, the contact paper came loose from the wall and started sagging. We stapled it to the drywall in the hope things would look better in the morning. They didn't: more than half of the damn thing had parted ways with the drywall and left the rest to gravity.

Some additional problems: this thing's going in a corner, it is taller than the available wall space, and it does't come in "strips" like the UrbanOutfitters description said. It comes in eight roughly square panels that must be overlapped to allow for paper expansion and contraction as the paste wets and dries on the surface.

So we carefully removed the wallpaper from the painted surface in order to use it a second time. I wasn't going to pay $140 for a brand new picture. If my walls weren't "textured" this wouldn't be a problem, but I'd say most walls I've seen had some texture built into them beyond the variations a paint roller will leave behind.

This time, we cleaned off the residue on the wall from the contact paper and applied wallpaper primer to the surface. Tonight, we'll put up the liner paper and let it sit overnight. Tomorrow, we'll paint the two coats on. Hopefully we'll have the entire thing done by the weekend.

I'll try to get an after picture taken. I've got a before shot, but it needs to be scanned first.

UPDATED 9/19/2005 9:51am
On the other hand, sanding and staining my new desk wasn't so difficult.

June 28, 2005

Not All Is Dark

Hopes are but the dreams of those who wake.

-Pindar

Just like last year (and the year before), I officially aged a year on June 26th. Last Sunday was my 25th year alive.

My mom's mother sent me a birthday card and, as she usually does, filled the whitespace with several paragraphs of questions, thoughts, and updates on the Canadian side of my family. In it, she mentioned something sobering. She gave birth to twins, my Aunt Debbie and my Uncle Don, my mother's siblings. They turned 50 this year. Two of my grandmother's granddaughters turned 21 this year (my twin sisters, Katie and Kelley). She has at least one great granddaughter and another great grandsomething on the way. She's in damn good health, she still drives herself around, she's lucid and funny, and she has just as much vitality as I remember her having back when my first memories of her were in 1984 and the birth of my sisters had temporarily stolen the show around my family.

Nana has charged along, despite all the infinite setbacks one might face when surviving more than 80 years on this planet. Knowing this, knowing that there are human success stories out there amongst the death, lies, and aggression...I can weather storms easier knowing this.

June 21, 2005

Absences

I won't be very active on the blog for this week, due primarily to preparations for my birthday on Saturday and the iron-clad demand that I help my girlfriend move in to her new house at the end of the week. There's a timing belt change I need to do with the TDI and I've spied Pogonomyrmex creeping around my house, so there's no shortage of things to do.

I'm also taking the time to see Alex Jones's film MARTIAL LAW: 9-11 and the Rise of the Police State at the Drafthouse South Lamar. It's sold out twice while I've tried to get tickets and this is my chance. Mingling with Central Texas' conspiracy, New World Order crowd on purpose, Drizz? Hey, I'm open to theories that don't conform to conventional wisdom.

Be back later.

UPDATED 1:19pm
In the meantime, be sure to say hi to Erik, now that the (not literal!) bastard has found his typing fingers again.

June 03, 2005

Off to A-Kon

I'll be in Dallas from this afternoon until late Sunday night to visit some friends and walk around the exhibition booths of this year's A-Kon anime convention at the Adam's Mark Hotel.

June 01, 2005

Libertarian Book Tag

For Lisa, at the London Fog:

Number of Books I Own: This is the first time I've sat down to count them. As best as I can determine, I have 142 books, the vast majority being paperback.

Last Book I Purchased: I don't tend to buy singly. The last batch I bought consisted of

  • The Bold and Magnificent Dream: America's Founding Years, 1492-1815, by Bruce Catton and William B. Catton (1978, hardback)
  • The Complete Sherlock Holmes, by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, preface by Christopher Morley (1992, hardback)
  • a collection of quotations crammed into a tiny book that I think was published by Merriam-Webster sometime around 1995-1996. I can't find it now.

Last Book I Read: I finished Murray Rothbard's The Ethics of Liberty about two weeks ago. I wish I had tackled it earlier; his systemic approach helped me in several ways and clarified my thinking a bit. I've decided to focus my wordly attention on Ayn Rand's Introduction to Objectivist Epistemology for the moment. During my lunches at work, I'm busy working through Hans-Hermann Hoppe's Anarcho-Capitalism: An Annotated Bibliography, a collection of links to anarchy-related articles in The Journal of Libertarian Studies.

Five Books That Mean a Lot to Me: Oh, gawd.

  1. Just about any Calvin and Hobbes publication by Bill Watterson.
    I grew up reading his cartoon and have remained a fan ever since. I would have a very different personality if I wasn't exposed to Calvin's cynicism and Hobbes' optimism. Something worth noting: In October of this year, a massive 1440-page Compete set will be available for $95. I've got six of the compilations, but this is already making me salivate.
  2. The Hunt for Red October by Tom Clancy.
    I cannot emphasize how much of an impact Clancy's writing and stories had. It was around 1990 and I was living in Fort Shafter, Hawaii. At the time, my dad had his books shelved in the living room and I remember the well-worn spine of the paperback standing out among the others. I was only 10, but I picked it up out of boredom one day and started reading. A few hundred pages later, I was hooked on the "techno-thriller" genre and over the years read the Jack Ryan plot arc steadily until the mid-1990's, when my interest fell off. My appetite for technical detail and my attention to the small things that make a large impact later stems almost entirely from this book. And yes, I liked the movie.
  3. The Fountainhead, by Ayn Rand.
    This was the first written work of hers that I read from beginning to end. I've got the mammoth 35th anniversary hardback edition of Atlas Shrugged, but even though that novel covered greater philosophical acreage in more detail, I prefer the prose of the earlier book. I by no means was well-read politically or philosophically when I started The Fountainhead (I was 22), but the head-on contrarianism that infused the writing woke me up. I was already teetering on the edge of open libertarianism and this helped complete the transformation. Howard Roark remains an inspiration to this day.
  4. The Dark Elf Trilogy, by R. A. Salvatore.
    It isn't hard to find someone who'll sling mud in the direction of Dungeons & Dragons and the novels the game spawned. I think the Drizzt Do'Urden books stand as a sharp rebuke to those folks. I have taken a modified form of Drizzt's name as my standard Internet identity for many years. I still have not finished the full story arc that he's involved with, but the essential Drizzt remains with me. Quiet, but fierce when provoked, always holding himself to a higher standard, an outsider who has trouble engaging with others, someone who is keenly aware of the dangers others can present; the ideals espoused in this character and the hideous ideologies he combats are concepts I keep in mind every day.
  5. Yahoo! Unplugged: Your Discovery Guide to the Web by David Filo and Jerry Yang.
    Folks, this 516 page monster was published in 1995 and includes a CD-ROM containing version 1.01 of Quaterdeck Mosaic, the README.txt of which states, "now includes support for additional HTML extensions, including Backgrounds, font color and borders." There was no Google. Most people used 14.4k modems to get online. The concept of "chatroom" was just beginning to take form. When I got this book for my 15th birthday, Microsoft hadn't even released it's first version of Internet Explorer to the public. This book attempted to provide a comprehensive catalogue of the better websites in the Yahoo! directory (at the time said to number more than 100,000). It fueled my fascination with computers and technology and helped me get a head start online.

An honorable mention goes to Alas, Babylon by Pat Frank. I picked this from a list of novels I had to read for my 10th grade English class and was (if you'll excuse the pun) blown away by his description of the effects of a nuclear war in a small Florida town. My first exposure to an unintentionally anarcho-capitalist community fighting to survive. If I hadn't read that, then George Orwell's 1984 would have taken it's place for all the important and obvious reasons.

Tag Five More People:
I already know what Billy Beck might say. Jim Henley qualified himself. Kevin Carson has done his share. Jesse Walker Reasoned in. Jay Jardine posted from the Great White North. Mapmaster at The London Fog tossed in a post in addtition to Lisa's. So...

  1. John T. Kennedy
  2. Jonathan Wilde
  3. jomama
  4. Roderick T. Long
  5. Gil Milbauer

...the blog is in your court.

May 24, 2005

Now What?

Well, I missed the first hour of 24 last night. Kinda sucks, but I still caught the second and last hour. Things ended roughly as I thought they might.

Jack is now officially persona non grata, running from the Chinese. Tony and Michelle are ready to leave CTU. Audry and the rest of the world thinks Jack is dead. CTU took a hard hit to its personnel roster this season, there is flaming nuclear-armed missile debris scattered across north Los Angeles, and the President is all smiles.

However, I did expect Tony to bite it this last round and I had hoped there would not be another season of the show next year. Alas, I was wrong on both counts. I don't know how they can keep the format and context the same with Jack off on his own. Perhaps Chloe will use her newfound battle skills and replace him at the agency. I imagine her dour moods will do more to stop future terrorism than any number of Jack's frantic missions. I'm not going to dwell on it.

And thus, suddenly, I am without televised entertainment between 8pm and 9pm on Monday. Sounds like a great time to get offline, away from a CRT, and log some reading time in...

April 29, 2005

Summer Plans

[Updates below.]

Deciding to take the summer off from college (yeah, all two grueling classes it would have been), I've got a bit of extra time on my hands and I've gotta decide what to do with it.

It's been more than a few posts since I last bitched about the amount of recreational and ideological reading I own and want to complete...so I'll bitch about it right here. To some degree, the following books are ones I have not started or have not finished:

  1. Alexis de Tocqueville's Democracy in America, unabridged
  2. George Reisman's Capitalism
  3. Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn's The Gulag Archipelago
  4. Gordon W. Prange's At Dawn We Slept - The Untold Story of Pearl Harbor
  5. Scott Hunt's The Future of Peace - On the Front Lines with the World's Great Peacemakers
  6. Joseph W. Esherick's Reform and Revolution in China - The 1911 Revolution in Hunan and Hubei
  7. Leonard Mosley's Hirohito - Emperor Of Japan
  8. The Tibetan Book of the Dead edited by Dr. Walter Y. Evans-Wentz
  9. Sindey Fine's Laissez Faire and the General-Welfare State - A Study of Conflict in American Thought, 1865-1901
  10. Leonard Peikoff's Objectivism: The Philosophy of Ayn Rand
  11. John Stuart Mill's On Liberty
  12. Ayn Rand's Capitalism: The Unknown Ideal and Introduction to Objectivist Epistemology
  13. Douglas Adams' The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy series

Can It Be Done? Hell of a lot of reading.

I want to improve my front porch by screening it in and installing doors to enclose the deck. Bugs are a nuisance problem right now, but I expect them to get worse as the season progresses. The screening will allow us to park our asses outside rather than inside. I suppose that counts for something in itself, but I always prefer drinking beer in the windy shade outside.

The back yard is also on my list of exterior improvements, but it'll go more slowly. We lack the tools and serious planning to proceed beyond the conceptual stage right now.

I really, really need a desk for my computer room. However, since I've chosen an Asian theme for that room, just any desk won't work. It's gotta fit the surroundings and "asian desks" aren't as inexpensive as I had initially hoped. Something simple with black lacquer would work fine, but I haven't run across one yet. As utterly sweet an antique would be, I don't have $800 for a freakin' handcrafted import from the early 1900's in China.

I'm a few thousand miles away from reaching 80,000 miles in my father's 2002 Volkswagen Golf TDI, so it will need its timing belt swapped out before it disintegrates on its own. The dealership will want something upwards of $600 for that job alone; it is scheduled along with a number of other maintenance items for that 80k check-up. Thankfully, I discovered an Austinite on the TDI Club website who does these things. I called him and he wants $250 (excluding the parts)...a hell of a deal, especially if I can be there to watch and ask questions and learn more about the diesel.

I want to return to both the jogging and weight training routines I abandoned last August.

Finally, as prodded by "Doc" in this thread, I will probably begin looking for another job, one that involves more of the private sector. Working at TASB has been great, but it is one of the most glaring compromises I've made with my life as I've changed politically. I can't keep it up forever and never intended to remain here this long. It'll be five years in October.

Oh yeah; I'll need to expand my beer bottle collection's display system. It won't be able to take much more expansion!

UPDATED 9/19/2005 9:48am I passed on buying an asian desk and went instead for something more classy and traditional.

April 22, 2005

Be Back Later

As in years past (2004 and 2003), I'll be away from the keyboard for a few days while TASB runs it's Annual Member's Conference. I'm the audio/visual tech monkey, solving everyone's laptop, PowerPoint, LCD projector, and remote control worries.

Things go down Monday morning, but I'll out of town most of the day Saturday and busy setting up Sunday. I expect to be fully back by Wednesday.

Adios, and be safe.

April 20, 2005

Happy 4-20

This is the first year my friends and I haven't gone out and planned to do something to commemorate the annual pothead holiday. It's awkward when the day falls in the middle of the week and doubly so when I traditionally have to spend part of the weekend before or after the day preparing for an annual conference my employer holds. This year would have been low-key if we'd organized something anyway. I don't have the spare time or money to spend a weekend, in-town or not, slacking off and screwing around with buddies. Perhaps next year.

Needless to say, I think the current prohibition on marijuana use, possession, and production is wrong. I don't want just medical marijuana legalized. I don't want a limit on what amounts we are allowed to own for personal use. I don't want it given the same status as tobacco and alcohol: heavily taxed and heavily regulated. Nothing less than complete decriminalization will satisfy me.

I recognize that there are negative economic consequences that come with the banning of any product. I also understand the "need" aspect of the medical marijuana lobby's argument. But they really don't compare to my one simple requirement: that I not be treated as the property of the government - as a slave - by their demands that I not ingest what it deems harmful to me and society.

Others can bitch back and forth about the actual harm ingesting marijuana causes (and I think the pro-legalization side has the data to support them), but that just cedes the moral ground to the state. It assumes it has the right to prohibit harmful products as long as some ultimately arbitrary level of harm can be generalized over an entire population. That assumption is what needs to be attacked and attacked without quarter.

April 15, 2005

Tax Day

What can I say beyond what I already posted last year? The annual ritual of legalized, systemic American government income theft continues.

I paid federal income taxes this year not because I wanted to "compensate" the government for the "services" it renders to me (services I did not ask for) and not because I support what the government does. I did it simply because I don't want to get arrested, jailed, and fined for not paying. I do it out of the fear of lost liberty. I do it because my life is threatened if I don't.

If I catch any friends, family, or co-workers getting excited over or looking forward to their refunds, I'll do my best to talk them down from their happiness without being a prick.

April 04, 2005

Quickie Review of Sin City

[Updates below.]

Good flick. I haven't read or looked at any of Frank Miller's original story or art, so I came into the film a blind newbie devoid of context and expectation. Well, besides that which was hyped through advertisements...

Despite the regular flashes of color we get to see on those ads, they appear rarely. Black and white dominates. The only obvious CG was in the vehicle animation; the backgrounds were nearly flawless. By that I mean they did not distract from the foreground when one's attention should have been there and they added stark contrast to the whole frame when one's eyes should have scanned the entire moment. Visuals: 90 of 100

The music was not noteworthy and didn't particularly grab me in any direction. There were times when it was just a bit too obviously hack for me. In my universe, a film that wants to be a serious addition to a genre's catalogue should avoid cribbing so much from the past that you think, and since the music is doing THIS, we can expect...THAT. Still, nothing outright objectionable. FX were top-notch. Sounds: 80 of 100

The story will require another viewing for me to hammer down fully. It is broken into three broad sections that are not chronologically correct. My favorite was Marv's. Mickey Rourke did a fantastic job with this character and therefore made swallowing his superhuman strength and tenacity much easier. He, out of all the primary players, received the most cheers and support from the audience. Hartigan (Bruce Willis) was exactly what you'd expect him to be but with all the stubbornness that overflowed from Marv. Unfortunately, it also means Bruce is willingly cementing his Die Hard/Pulp Fiction persona almost to the point of no return. Clive Owen played Dwight and I'm still wondering what his deal was. He felt out of place. Benicio Del Toro's Jackie Boy was appropriately menacing and as ugly externally as internally. There were a few camera angles that immediately sparked the idea of him starring in The Crow as a very credible lead. I was disappointed in Michael Madsen's sidekick Bob to Hartigan. Very flat delivery coupled with an almost bored body language. Perhaps that was part of the character context I miss by not being familiar with the work. My friends and I are still mystified with Kevin (Elijah Wood). He was certainly more entertaining than Yellow Bastard (Nick Stahl).

Jessica Alba was hot, of course, as dancer/stripper Nancy. However, if you're going to the theater to see where the nudity is, it isn't with her. Or Rosario Dawson's (Gail was a tough S&M-ish bitch, but didn't go further than that). Or Brittany Murphy's timid waitress Shellie. There were boobs, but the only ones I can put a name to right now belong to Jaime King's Goldie. All of the above put in acceptable performances, though I thought we saw a bit too much of Dawson's Thug Life meets Evil Betty Page on a Militia Trip impression. Devon Aoki played Miho and I think one of my best friends fell in love with her. She's a nasty one. All in all, though the females played important roles, they were primarily motivating roles for the male characters.

But, yes, the story. I won't post spoilers. It is quite violent. No shortage of torture (Hartigan rips off someone's entire package of mail genitalia, for example). This is a movie about extremes, and it is very questionable whether the "good" extreme ever peeked it's face out. The three (four, if you count the Josh Hartnett sequences at the beginning and end) plotlines were interwoven enough that I'll benefit from a second viewing, which may be tonight. There was the occasional cheesecracker line that any 14 year old might have written, but it's more often the case than not that the dialogue was beautifully descriptive and energetic. Marv had the best lines and the best delivery. Plot: 85 out of 100, and probably higher once I see it again.

If I do end up watching it tonight, I'll post my recollections and observations.

UPDATED 4/6/2005 8:55am
Yep, another viewing cleared up some of my misconceptions and filled in a few gaps. I'd rate the plot higher at 90. I saw it a second time with one of my good friends who is also a comic book fan and has read two of the graphic novels from the series. He was quite adamant that there were many scenes matching the art frame-by-frame and very much enjoyed their portrayal onscreen.

Shellie's primary role came during the Jackie-Boy/Dwight apartment scene and her over the top whispery New Yorker-ish accent helped cement the comic book overtones I had noticed elsewhere but didn't integrate. Perhaps what I thought was Bob's bad acting that I mentioned above is better viewed from this light. Ditto for Hartigan, although he didn't cliche himself throughout the movie as badly as Bob did at the beginning. Given the dramatic views, multiple monologues, and other devices it should have come to me sooner.

*SPOILERS BELOW*

Some questions:

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April 01, 2005

Let It Be Known

IF:

  1. I should ever enter a state where I am unable to effectively communicate with the outside world by means of sound, movement, or thought; and
  2. I am rendered incapacitated, vegetative, immobile, enfeebled, paralyzed, comatose, grossly impaired, or otherwise seriously and very likely permanently handicapped; and
  3. my prospects for recovery in both the former and latter situations are grim;

THEN I do not want to have my life medically prolonged, drawn-out, or extended thirty days beyond the moment all three are confirmed by no less than my primary physician (or whomever passes for it), any remaining close friends and family, and an independent, respected, competent specialist in each particular field that relates to my case.

I want no "heroic measures" taken. If I cannot communicate to my friends and family what I want done when bed-ridden and if I may be doomed to an existence of stillness and mercy at someone's hands, I do not want to experience it. That isn't a life I wish to live. This is a choice I reserve to me and me alone because it is a choice that only I can justly make.

This is not an April Fool's joke.

March 26, 2005

Wherein Charles Hueter Attempts to Describe Just What the Hell He's Talking About...and Fails

In Noise Ordinance Laws and Libertarians, I took the position that municipal noise ordinance laws ought to be opposed.

Does it deserve to be? Do the property rights of homeowners wishing for peace and quiet override the property rights of drivers blaring music? Does the nuisance of booming bass require the government to get involved?

I say "no" to all three questions.


The problem, as I saw (and still see) it is one of the initiation of force.
Does blasting music loud violate the property rights of those around you, especially if the bass from said music is powerful enough to rattle windows a block away?

Does it act as an initiation of force, which would be such a violation? Certainly from a pure physics perspective it does. Subwoofers literally force liters of air outward at great pressures in order to create the bass effect. However, if you were to use this arguement, you'd have to address normal and everyday human-generated soundwaves, as they all operate on the same principles. All soundwaves impact the objects around them once generated and cease once they loose enough power.


But all this is gibberish and nonsense if I can't provide a foundation for what "rights" are and how they are derived.

That post from November 2003 has gathered over 80 comments and a significant portion of them are from "Doc" and I; we've been arguing the issue back and forth since January 2004. Unfortunately, I think the strength of my argument has suffered because it was during this timeframe that I began to really take seriously free market anarchism. I am by no means finished with this line of personal development, but the infantcy back then was closer to the surface.

As in most discussions resulting from disagreement over a specific political issue, the conversation quickly drifted towards why we stood for what we did. The importance of this became such that it overtook the particulars of the political issue (noise ordinances) near the end and dominated the discussion. Doc has persistently challenged me throughout the length of this and we finally came down to the fundamentals.

Drizz, wake up. We all love "freedom", but those who have advanced beyond high-school-level thought realize that nothing is absolute. No simple principle has ever managed to build a working society unmodified.

[...]

What one person sees as violence, another might not. So you might modify it that "no one can touch anyone else without permission". Okay, where do you get this idea? How is it logical? Why is touching another wrong? How about if I just touch their clothes and not their skin? Exactly how close must my fingertip be to their skin (or clothes) to constitute "touching"? And who is going to measure it to prove that an illegal touch/violence has happened?

I assert there is really no difference between my position that noise ordinances are good and your position that physical violence is bad. We are both saying that there are limits to freedom. We have different definitions of violence - that's all. Now, how is your definition on where to limit freedom fundamentally any different from mine? We both draw a line in the sand. Everyone draws a line in the sand. Fact is, with millions of people living in close proximity, democratic ways of deciding where the collective line in the sand stands is how things are done. Your line in the sand is not morally superior to the line in the sand drawn by the taxpayers of a city.

You have A LOT of work to do in explaining how your positions have any moral or logical authority.


To which I responded, in part:
"Nothing is absolute"? Isn't that an absolute statement of what you hold to be true? Is it false that you typed and posted a comment? Did I not read what you wrote and responded? This is sheer self-refuting silliness. There ARE absolutes. Reality exists. The trouble is in identifying these absolutes and integrating them together to form a logical whole.

[...]

Allow me to "come clean" and be forthright. I am an anarchist. I want no "laws" because I want no government. When I say the only actions that should be prohibited in my ideal society are those that constitute the initiation of force (aggression and fraud), I mean in such a society those are the only actions that deserve to have the perpetrator punished through restitution for his crimes.

[...]

Regarding logic, I proceed from a set of premises that are axiomatically true. If you try to refute them, you end up contradicting yourself and affirming their existence. For an example, see the "absolute truth" discussion above. From these premises, one can derive other truths. It is upon this foundation that I disagree with the justification of the state and the coercion and aggression it necessarily must engage in.


Doc followed with:
The fact that you think an "inconsistancy" in the words of a thinker means that we should entirely ignore that thinker betrays your fundamental problem: you believe you can find a set of fully consistent axioms that completely describe a world system. Ever heard of Gdel? Look him up - whatever axioms you come up with, they'll never answer every question with absolute precision. Doesn't matter how true each axiom is, and it doesn't matter how many millions of new axioms you "prove" with the previous axioms.

I should point out that I wrote a separate post titled Noise Ordinances, Redux that covered some important aspects of this.
So the issue is this: I believe moral action should be guided by objective ethics and those ethics should not contradict each other. If I am challenged in an arguement to prove what I believe is correct, that proof must be rooted in logic. Otherwise, it falls apart and becomes indefensible. Therefore, I have serious trouble accepting pragmatic and utilitarian (P&U) arguements for or against something.

[...]

From my absolutist viewpoint then, I should support noise restrictions because they violate the NAP and initiate force against those who have done nothing to you. In the case of subwoofers and powerful bass, the principle's violation becomes explicit as the forces involved can be great enough to rattle windows, wake people up, and literally disturb the peace. So why would I support the abolishment of noise laws as I did in my original post? Because I considered the individual property rights of the car owner to be more important than the property rights of the people affected by his music.

Admittedly, this feels strongly arbitrary, and it's beginning to trouble me. As the discussion in the comments continued, I began to realize I couldn't defend myself adequately. The typical way to determine property rights problems is to determine who initiated force, but using that standard in an ideal society would result in consequences that even I'd be wary of.

[...]

In the end, though, I have to stick up for what feels right in my gut if I'm unable to defend it from human criticism. And my position that noise ordinances violate property rights remains because they do. When I read about a law that makes it illegal for someone to play music on public roads that is loud enough to be heard from X feet away, I cringe. It represents another government attempt to exercise collective control over individual property. It's a symptom of the "do something!" syndrome that afflicts so many and provides room for the state to wade in and socially engineer.

Is this consequentialist and therefore a different form of P&U arguementation? I have a bad feeling it is.


That blog post, in retrospect, is something I am not proud of. It doesn't really solve anything or provide a serious answer other than, "Hell, I dunno. Opps?"

So I am here today faced with Doc's criticism, a criticism that is regularly mentioned witin the confines of the internecine minarchist-anarchist warfare that takes place amongst libertarians: rational objectivity in reality, epistemology, and ethics. I am not so arrogant to state I have found the solution, or to state that I have discovered a proof that withstands hard scrutiny. As much as I have progressed over the years from someone who simply took the existence of forced collectivization as a necessary given to someone who looks at just about everything from an individualist perspective, the formal understanding I desire just isn't ready to be systemized in writing. I'd be wasting everyone's time because I simply do not understand the most essential fundamentals yet. I cannot clearly express just how much it bothers me to say that, but there it is.

Therefore, after thinking about this for almost three weeks, I cannot provide to Doc what I promised I would provide: the axioms that lead to my position in favor of a completely free market in everything. Some I can, but I now realize I cannot explain how to get from something nonfalsifiable such as "reality exists" or "humans act" to "humans have specific rights and they are never to be violated." In other words, I've run up against both the problem of identifying the correct axioms that my current philosophy relies upon as well as the classic Is-Ought problem.

This is deeply troubling because I strongly think there are no moral justifications for the use of aggression to accomplish goals. Whether that aggression is performed by individuals against individuals in the name of individual reasons (everyday street crime) or collective (the state), I see nothing but evil in and net harm from such a system. This realization is stark indeed when you consider the tone I took with the post previous to this, William J. Bennett and Brian T. Kennedy Need Slaves.

In light of my understanding that I lack essential understanding on some issues, I'm going to seriously curtail the moral posturing I engage in on this blog and with others. I'm not about to add to the general amusement and dismissive attitude the statist-collectivist majority feels towards my side of this debate. I'd rather just keep my thoughts to myself and work on my understanding. My grasp on something so important as this should be grounded in something more firm than what I have now.

I don't want to say the right things for the wrong reasons. I see little value in asserting things I have no hard reason to consider true.

However, I wish to make clear that just because I cannot do this and the overwhelming majority of the humans on this planet disagree with me doesn't mean it cannot be done or that the concepts of objective morality are incoherent. I'm just a bad messenger when pressed on the issue.

If you'll excuse me, I will now get drunk and separate myself from this fucking problem for a few days.

March 16, 2005

A Friend Passes


Thomas Quentin Cat, 1990-2005

You were the most quiet out of the kittens in that Hawaii animal shelter, Tom. It was only when I approached and stuck my fingers in your cage that you began to call out. You annoyed the hell out of me for those first few nights, climbing on my chest to nap for a minute, then playing with my nose, poking around under the covers. It was you who gave me the first headbutt which I playfully returned, giving birth to our tradition of me leaning down to let you bump your forehead against mine every time we met.

You took out the evil geckos in our house with ease. You never ran off when we let you outside. You always hopped in someone's lap when they sat down in the living room. You accepted Sherbert into the family with grace and managed to put up with that damn dog, Trooper, in the later years of your life. Everyone in my family remembers you fondly, even if they had allergies that kept them at a distance.

You were my oldest and most reliable friend and it hurt me to see you waste away to nearly nothing as you slowed down and as your whiskers grew wiry.

I wish I could have been there with you yesterday. It would have been proper for the boy who picked you out of that screaming hell to be around for your final moments on earth.

None will be able to replace you.

Goodbye.

March 10, 2005

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[Updates below.]

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UPDATED 7/23/2008 11:05am
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March 03, 2005

Ain't Got Time to Blog

There comes a point in your life when things get weirder than normal, but it takes you some time to recognize it. When you do, you suddenly understand that your life is warped and reality has become fucked up beyond all recognition.

For me, this point arrived today. It took three hours to see it, even though the FUBAR began 24 hours ago. As my boss arrived at 12:30 from a conference he spent the morning, I quickly got back to work.

Wait. Back to work? The hell was I doing?

Oh. That's right. I spent nearly the first four hours of work this morning collecting, printing, reading, and annotating 2 of the 14 scholarly journal articles totaling 205 pages I downloaded last night with such titillating titles as "Rational Conjectures Equilibria in the Private Provision of Public Goods" and "Excludability and the Effects of Free Riders: Right-to-Work Laws and Local Public Sector Unionization" for a paper due Monday for my Public Finance class I have at St. Edward's University.

I came to work not to work, but to study.

All this, while desperately trying to ignore threats to regulate 'political speech' on the Internet, the not-so-modest proposal by some dimwitted liberal fucks to bring back the draft as a way to shape society to their liking, and the self-refuting idiocy of Alan Greenspan calling for a tax to help the economy grow.

Trying times, my friends.

I'm ready for Happy Hour right now.

February 21, 2005

I Doubt He'll Be Resting, Wherever He Is

[Updates below.]

There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.

You better take care of me Lord, if you don't you're gonna have me on your hands.
NY Times: Hunter S. Thompson, 65, Author, Commits Suicide

BBC: Obituary: Hunter S Thompson

Denver Post: Hunter S. Thompson shoots self in head

Dr. Thompson's ESPN archive

While I cannot say I was a fan of his politics (I thought he was in decline two years ago), I can say his style never failed to entertain and Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas remains one of my favorite movies.

UPDATE 2/22/2005 4:20pm
Last night, we sat down to watch Where the Buffalo Roam. Started off shaky (it was impossible to not compare this to FALILV), but it really cemented the Thompson persona. Bill Murray did a great job. We were definitely surprised to see Peter Boyle as Thompson's attorney. I wish I'd seen the movie earlier.

I'm reading The Kentucky Derby is Decadent and Depraved right now and loving it.

Adventures in Spam

[Updates below.]

I always skim over the contents of my "Bulk E-mail" folder before deleting them. Though Yahoo has gotten much better at picking the crap from the input, occasionally a relevant message is snared and lands in that folder. I don't want to delete a late payment notice or something.

So even though I don't read the body of the messages, I do read their titles. And every so often, one jumps out at me.

Go shopping with someone else's money

What, is this an ad for Congress or something?

*rimshot*

Previous adventures in spam: SPAM...Cooked the Wrong Way, Nice Try "Lolita", FYI..., A Bad Choice of Title, SPAM Patrol, Um...Ouch, Comment Spammers Must Die!, and Shock Spam Advertising.

UPDATED 7/23/2008 10:40am
More spammy-ness here.

February 11, 2005

Michael Knight and Hans-Hermann Hoppe

I've no horse in this race, but I'd like to point out something I discovered.

Before they retracted the (in my opinion, inappropriate) blog entry by Stephan Kinsella, the Mises blog had links up to Mr. Knight's personal Livejournal. From it, he linked to this article in the Las Vegas Review-Journal. Get this:

Michael Knight, the student who filed the complaint against Hoppe, said Thursday that he hoped the university's actions would deter the professor from making similar statements again.

Knight said that as a graduating senior seeking a degree in economics, he had needed to take the course and had to pay to hear such unsubstantiated opinions.

"He was stereotyping homosexuals -- we don't have any family values; we don't know how to manage our money; we basically just blow all our money immediately -- that was my take on it," said Knight, who is gay. "When the door closes and the lecture began, he needs to make sure he is remaining as politically correct as possible."

Hoppe said he clarified to the class a week later that he was making generalizations and did not mean to offend anyone. That led Knight to believe Hoppe did not take the matter seriously.


My emphasis.

Michael Knight, you are a thin-skinned little thug. Did you honestly expect your intellectual development in college to consist of absorbing objective fact from the mouths of disinterested and scholarly professors who are unable and unwilling to let slip their opinion? What a joke. You don't own Professor Hoppe, his lecture, the room he's lecturing in, or anything else of substance in this dispute, other than your easily-offended mind.

If this is your threshold of outrage, you're fucked in real life, pal.

January 28, 2005

Hypocrisy or Consistency?

[Updates below.]

Back in 2003, I openly wondered if I was a criminal for not getting my car legally inspected on time. I did eventually take care of that to avoid being bugged by the police and fined by the courts.

A year later, got notice to get my car re-registered. Truth be told, I went online at the Texas DPS website and paid to update my registration, but I lost the receipt and I never heard back from them again.

Then a few months after that, prompted by a Jay Jardine post, I pondered a hypothetical situation where I could test to see if being costly to govern might be feasible. In it, I figured a number of things the police could nail to me if they caught me driving home from a friend's place:

I'm driving home from a friend's house after having three Lone Star beers and a few bong hits over a period of two hours. I'm driving home at my usual velocity, which is to say 10 to 15 miles over the speed limit. I'm spotted by a cop and pulled over. Imagine what I face now:
  1. A misdemeanor (< $200) for not getting my car re-inspected
  2. A misdemeanor (< $200) for not getting my car re-registered
  3. The cost of the speeding ticket which varies depending on the mood of the officer and whether or not I've taken the safety course in a year:
    • Driver Safety Course: $95.00
    • Speeding - up to 25 MPH over speed limit: $236.00
    • Speeding - up to 10 MPH over speed limit: $146.00
    • Failure to respond on or before court date: $191.00
      1. Arrest warrant fee charged for the above: $50.00
      2. Denial of driver's license renewal DPS fee for the above: $30.00

  4. If the cop smells beer on me and asks me to take a breathalyzer test, I am "subject to an automatic 180-day driver's license suspension" if I refuse to comply
  5. If the cop decides to bust me for "intoxication" due to detecting marijuana on me, I face the following possible penalties for a first DWI offense:
    • up to a $2,000 fine
    • 72 hours to 180 days in jail
    • driver's license suspension: 90 days to 1 year

A pretty damn impressive list of shit to deal with, all for doing something I've done hundreds of times without inflicting pain or causing damage.

Both my inspection sticker and registration sticker expired last year around August and September. I simply ignored this glaring lack of obedience to the state of Texas and went about my business.

My father is a deputy sheriff in Comal County and we've tangled over the law in the past. I go down to see them in New Braunfels once or twice a month. During one of those visits near the end of last year, Father apparently did a quick tour of the 2002 Volkswagen Golf TDI I drive and discovered what could only be described as criminal behavior!

So he began to nag me about "taking care of business" and whether or not my "car chores" had been completed. For the months leading up to December, I was able to brush him off with vague explanations about getting it done when I wasn't busy buying and moving into my new house or telling him I was waiting on my registration to arrive in the mail since I did that online. Well, one night at dinner he felt like comparing my story to what DPS had on file, so he literally called in my license plate number to the county dispatch and asked what the status on my registration was. To my simultaneous dismay and disgust, it came back simply as expired. Thus, the "dialogue" between us continued.

However, it took a turn at this point. My father is a master of the verbal art of delivering a pointed opinion without directly saying it to your face, literally or figuratively. I have to say I learned a great deal of my sarcasm from him. So it came as no shock to me when he began to refer to the TDI as "our car" rather than "Charles's car" or "his car."

The TDI was purchased at the beginning of September, 2001 after I spent the previous month scouring the inventory of any Texas Volkswagen dealer within 200 miles for the new '02 model year. I knew that I wouldn't be paying for the cost of the car upfront. My dad told me he was going to liquidate most of an investment account set up by his late older brother (originally intended to pay for my college education) to cover the price, which topped $16,000. The initial agreement was for me to mail my mother a $100 check once a month for a few years (I think for 5) and then the Golf would formally pass to me. As a reflection of this, the car is jointly titled in our name.

Over the years, the car has not been without it's miscellaneous expenses:

  1. In December of 2002, someone stole my car stereo and my insurance replaced something my father spent $300+ on.
  2. This timeline of automotive doom details other expenses incurred from December 2002 through January 2003. Father pays for two new tires.
  3. I upgraded the Golf's sound system with a subwoofer and amp that came from some certificates of deposit I cashed in. They were bought by my dad years ago and had matured.
  4. After getting trashed at a party, I drive the Golf over a curb and brush against a telephone pole, causing damage. Dad helped with what wasn't covered by insurance.
  5. Then the Golf developed transmission problems. Total costs, including rental car? $1,400 and though I took the hit and maxed out my credit card and depleted my checking account, my dad reimbursed me for most of it.
  6. Somewhere in there, he also paid for a new set of tires.

I'll be plain at this point. My father has put far, far more money into this car than I have. He bought it for me with money entrusted to him. In addition, he also pays the Shell/Texaco gas card I use and for the one or two maintenance visits at the dealership that exceed $200.*

I wanted to lay this out because I want to establish the ownership of the car because it was entering into the running argument we were having over the registration and inspection. Unfortunately, that argument came to a head during Christmas when the bulk of my immediate Canadian relatives came down.

The eighteen of us were eating in San Antonio and I was sitting in front of Aunt Penny with her husband at the end of the long table holding us all. Before dinner was served, he walked by and asked how "our" car was doing and if I'd "taken care of business yet." By this time, I had grown tired of him bothering me about it and intended to stop fucking around and actually argue what I really thought: that as someone who values individuals and their right to their property, the state has no business whatsoever of telling me to register and inspect my car. That was what I wanted to avoid, but the fraud of my excuses over the process of getting those things done was haunting me more and more.

But that argument was not one I wanted in a public place while out with family and friends during the holidays. So I told him the truth: "Dad, this is an argument I want to save for later. Now is not the right time." I had to repeat myself over the noise of the other patrons of the restaurant and my Aunt Penny overheard me. To my discomfort, she asked me what the fuss was about. I waited until my dad left and gave her the watered-down version: he wanted me to get the Golf inspected and registered and I thought I shouldn't have to.

So she asked the obvious question: "Why?"

The details of the heated and attention-grabbed argument that followed are not important. It didn't take long at all for the subject to be changed from state vehicle laws to the nature of rights and the government. She figured out after a while that I "sounded like an anarchist" and I just gave up trying to cloak myself and just came out and said, "yes." Round 2 followed, and the rest of the table had almost gone silent as she and I went back and forth. The primary point of contention: smoking bans. She has asthma and was vociferously in favor of them in order to protect her health. She took it personally that I was against them on the grounds of individual freedom.

Well, the dinner ended and so did the argument. I guess after calling me and my ideas "stupid," "irrational," and "impractical" (among other things) and being unable to really address my central point, she realized a truce was better than continuing on. I accepted and waited for everyone else to get ready to leave. While we walked out, one of my sisters and one of my younger cousins complimented me on my debating ability and thought I'd trounced her. I just wanted to get away from everyone and go home to relax with something other than Mexican beer.

Unfortunately, I had forgotten Aunt Penny and her husband (who had mostly stayed quiet during the debate) were riding with my parents back home to New Braunfels. As I drove there with a close friend and the two cousins who are my age, we pondered the drama going on in my dad's Explorer. It didn't take long to find out.

He confronted me two days later and we had the talk I should have had months ago. In it, he implied that if I wasn't going to update the two decals, the car would be taken away from me. It wasn't an argument because we just explained our positions on the issue, but he was deeply skeptical of mine, up to and including, I am disappointed to admit, the very same kinds of crap non-arguments against stateless societies I run into online. We parted that night and I spent the next week with larger things on my mind: a new female friend, moving in to the new house and unpacking, renovating a few things there, and coordinating a New Year's Eve party to break in the place and introduce my friends to it.

But after that all ended, the subject returned to my thoughts. How best to resolve this clash? I remain as against the act of registering my car and having it inspected at the whim of the government as ever and my dad won't back down. Where is the solution that allows me to remain (at least somewhat) true to my principles and defuse the ticking domestic time bomb?

The answer to this, I decided, is related to the costs of the car as I described above. Do I actually "own" the car? I figure I don't. My father used a great deal of his money to pay for it and the vast majority of expenses I've incurred since then. Granted, I have paid for most of my car washes and scheduled maintenance stops at the VW garage. But that doesn't compare to what he's voluntarily invested.

Did I obtain ownership when I became the primary user, in essence homesteading my way into possession? There was no agreement to do so. Obviously, my father had no intention of acting as an owner in the day-to-day activities of the vehicle's operation and maintenance. I literally assumed control of the car. But it is clear now that with his renewed interest on who owns what and his threat to take the car back; he thinks he has the higher authority, which means he thought the car came with strings attached.

As he was the first owner of the car (even though I drove it home from the dealership), he ought to set the terms for the car's transfer into another's hands. I see now that the conflict we've gone through lately is a classic case of two entities fighting over property rights to some object. Thus, my philosophy, assuming it is correct and non-contradictory should have an answer to the problem.

That answer is: respect the wishes of the owner.

So I told my dad he won. I would get the car inspected and take him up on his offer to register it through police back-channels for me. Here is the e-mail I sent:

Like I said last night, I will get the Golf inspected and re-registered. I will try to get the inspection done before the end of the week and get the registration paperwork moving before the end of next week.

I am doing this because you and Mom are, in my book, the technical owners of the car. You paid for the vast bulk of the price and I hardly repaid a tenth of what I owe. Therefore, since this is more your car than mine and you want these done, I will take care of the above items.

However, I am not doing this because I think cars should be inspected for and registered with the state. I will emphatically argue this with you until the sun comes up. I did not refuse to do these things to "make a statement" even though I've written about it on my website a few times. I did this because I think I am right and if principles are to mean anything, they need to at least be followed through occasionally in real life and certainly beyond one's keyboard and mouth. The consequences of doing so are painfully aware to me and those consequences are precisely why I oppose this business in the first place.

So, if you can, I would like to know exactly how much I owe you and Mom, and specifically how much I owe you for the Golf. I remember you once gave me a figure of $8,000-$6,000 this time last year and I would like an update. Once I have this figure, I will begin paying you back for your generosity. At some point in the future, I will have my car debt paid off. When that occurs, I will operate and maintain the car as I see fit. If you object to this, then you might as well take the car away from me, because I think repayment and full ownership are the only reasonable ways out of our current disagreement.

He responded back and asked to be considered the full owner. I agreed. A few days later, he offered me a deal: I could pay him a certain amount per year for three years and then take full possession of the car or wait that timeframe plus a few years and then take full possession. If I didn't give him enough money during a year to meet the amount he specified, he'd count it towards the next.

I agreed.

His Golf has been inspected by a licensed and registered Texas vehicle inspector and I paid the fee to do so. He re-registered his car and covered that fee. Both stickers have been on my windshield for over a week. I no longer tense up when I pass police on the highway. I no longer worry about dinner being ruined at my parents' house randomly over this political disagreement.

So I ask you if you think I have abandoned my principle and endorsed the very thing I loathe. To some, this may seem like ridiculously trivial shit, pointless hand-wringing over something so simple to correct they question my sanity. I'm not asking them to answer because they quite simply cannot see the issues at stake.

Note
Lest someone get the impression I'm a trust fund baby who has his daddy pay for everything, the money he's poured into the car is the single great anomaly in an otherwise self-sufficient life. He pays for my meager cell phone bill, uses leftover money from the "car fund" to pay for my St. Edward's tuition (after that is drained I'll apply for student loans) and helped me with the earnest and closing cost monies for my house. Unless it is an emergency, I take care of my own financial needs. I don't live a cushy life and I by no means have anywhere near a desirable amount of surplus money lying around waiting to be spent. I live almost paycheck to paycheck.

UPDATED 6/8/2005 2:49am
An Austin Parking Ticket

UPDATED 7/24/2007 4:33pm
Jury Duty

January 25, 2005

It Is Always a Shock

My employer released my W-2 to me today and I added up the federal taxes withheld. I sent the IRS $5,014.89 in cash without even a second thought over the last year. That breaks down to $2,682.06 in income tax, $1,890.63 in Social Security tax, and $442.20 in Medicare tax.

This year, I won't be taking the standard deduction on my federal taxes because I have tuition to St. Edward's University, mortgage interest, and Texas sales taxes to deduct (as well as whatever else the guy doing my taxes can find). I expect to get a significant portion of that $2,600 back and that portion would have been better put to use in my hands at the time I earned it, not as some "tax return" bonus bullshit check I'm lucky the feds didn't lose or screw up in their titanic bass-ackwards bureaucracy.

This issue of taxation has been a source of internal friction for me over the last few years. I don't think any tax should be levied anywhere on anything and I don't support the activities of (wild-ass guess) 99.9% of the entity that receives that money. On the other hand, TASB will report my income to the feds whether I ask them to stop or not because it faces criminal sanction if it doesn't and my one case isn't likely to drive them to challenge a system so institutionalized and powerful the mere mention of fundamental disagreement with it brings down wrath and condemnation from most political corners, even from people who would ordinarily have nothing to say about politics and economics.

I intend on acquiescing to the pressures this year because my life is financially fragile and one good push from an auditor in Washington (or at 825 E. Rundberg Ln.) could ruin my situation. As I see it now, this isn't likely to change for a while. It might take a few months, but no court is going to give a damn about my rightful claim on my property so fighting it legally will almost inevitably result in failure and add to what I "owe."

What I can do at the very least is change my withholding so the bastards don't get shots of free money in the arm throughout the year.

I'm enrolled in St. Edward's P-PADM 3330 Public Finance course this spring semester and my first class was yesterday. It is going to be a pain to endure, as a post I'll write later will demonstrate.

January 23, 2005

Peelander-Z Kick Your Ass and We All Laugh About It

One does not need to look at them to witness the depth of their ass-kicking, but it helps.

I saw them last night at Beerland headlining for The Apeshits and The Svengalis (I didn't get there in time to see the openers: Animals of the Bible). They're in the middle of their Let's Bowl 2005 tour and Peelander-Z was easily the greatest hardcore rock show I've seen in years.

Lesse, the Japanese Action Comic Punk Band had:

  1. Peelander Yellow, lead singer and guitarist, dressed in a banana suit!
  2. Peelander Blue, drummer, in a ton of blue feather boas and a wrestling champion belt!
  3. Peelander Red, bassist, with his mighty dredlocks and an indian headdress!
  4. human bowling!
  5. strangers playing their instruments!
  6. placards with funny sayings on them!
  7. signs explaining important Japananese words ("yes" in Japanese is "hi" and "comics" in Japanese is "manga"!)
  8. funny dances in the name of, among other things, medium rare steak!
  9. and almost incomprehensible punk rock

Just as I was getting bored with the first two bands, Peelander-Z came in and saved the day with something new and energetic. Kudos, my cracked musical guests. You convinced my friends to buy all of your available albums at the show on the spot. And I have another sticker for my CD cabinet.

DRA-GON!

January 19, 2005

Bloggy News

Kevin Carson, aka, The Mutualist, now has a blog. And a very worthwhile read it is.

Long-absent San Antonian blogger Erik has returned to Brainville and is also worth reading. Even if he's a skinny white guy.

January 10, 2005

24 and Torture

Jim Henley makes good observations.

I myself began to wonder just as Jack Bauer pulled out his pistol: Just what the fuck do you expect to accomplish with - by your own admission - mere minutes of time to spare?

And then I remembered: Oh yeah. This is TV Land, where Jack Bauer can accomplish damn near anything as long as he has a cell phone, a firearm, and a pulse.

The producers missed a grand opportunity to raise some good questions. Next episodes are one tonight and I look forward to the unfolding.


UPDATE 2/8/2005 11:35am
The Jack Bauer Power Hour

UPDATED 4/18/2005 11:06pm
Additional posts: Fox's '24': A Libertarian Nightmare, Inner Outrage; The Enslavement of Behrooz Araz, The Total Erosion of the Fourth Wall, and The 24 Embrace of Contemporary Politics

UPDATED 5/2/2005 10:58pm
Humanity Revealed in FOX's 24

UPDATED 3/13/2006 9:47am
My Take on FOX's '24' Ethics

January 06, 2005

Hero - A Damn Fine Movie

I watched Hero last night. Directed by Yimou Zhang, starring Jet Li, and "presented by" Quentin Tarantino, it may be the pinnacle of this particular genre of martial arts film. Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon is the most obvious comparison to make and it is a valid one.

However, Hero manages to expand upon the often serene beauty and art of CTHD and take it further by incorporating a intensely dramatic emphasis on colors and music. The fight sequences improve upon the already amazing cinematography of CTHD while actually toning down the fantasy aspects. The plot and dialogue had myself and the two friends watching it utterly focused and absorbed.

I don't think Quentin Tarantino had anything to do with the production of the movie, but I sure thank him for his efforts to get it over here. My only quibble with this film is the explicit message that it is a heroic thing to sacrifice oneself for the "greater good" of a nation-to-be.

December 22, 2004

The Mutual Joys of Work and Accomplishment

[Updates below.]

The house has been the target of a grand portion of my attention throughout the previous three weeks. Improving upon a nearly blank slate has turned out to be one of the more pleasant experiences of late. I'll do my best to post photos when things are presentable.

I have always taken small pleasures in certain tasks. When someone or some duty calls for a job that has an element of visual important, I often find myself putting more effort and becoming more emotionally attached to the details of that visual element than elsewhere.

For example, at work, I am the point of contact for a large safety video and paper and electronic publication library. I ship and mail these things to public school district officials all over Texas. This emphasis of mine on the visual manifests itself in two ways: I like to ensure the materials are packaged with as much symmetry as possible and if I'm using a cardboard box, I insist on levelling out and firmly gluing the packing tape to the taped seams. The former has a practical element - even weight distribution so it goes through the transportation process better - so the most "pure" example would be the latter.

It doesn't really matter what brand or what kind of packing tape to be used, because when you tape the seams by hand, you won't get a perfect seal. You'll get a useful and effective seal, let me not mislead you, but all you need to reveal the incompleteness of the seal is to run the flat edge of your thumb down the taped section's length. If you're using clear or transparent tape, the color of the container's surface will be more visible and less hazy from the adhesive. It's easier to do than explain.

There is some issue I have with taping boxes and not getting that "closer stick," so whenever I pack something up, I run a hard plastic edge over the taped section and stick it fully to the surface. I know it won't make that much of a difference to a properly packed and assembled box, but that isn't why I do it. I do it for the visual transformation of something gray and undone into something clear and complete.

I think this is why, even though I've been bitching about it since I started, I quietly enjoyed painting my bedrooms. It's the same process with different materials. It was during the application of the second coat that I recognized what was going on and why I was being so deliberate and relatively slow. I wanted those irregular sections to be uniform in color to the rest of the walls and ceilings. Even now, in sunlight I notice the Red Room's ceiling is not properly finished and has a large section that didn't get a proper second coat. This section cannot be seen in the overhead interior lighting, but I know it's there. It's my Rennovator's Sword of Damocles, the ever-present threat of seeing the less-than-ideal work up there and just stopping in my tracks to lay out a painter's dropcloth, load up a roller with paint, and get the extension handle to obliterate the offending section.

Perhaps I'm just weird. But getting the project to that final stage where imperfections are few and far between is so very satisfying.

Ditto for staining wood. I might have stained two or three wooden objects my entire life until the beginning of this week. But since my baseboards were trashed when we removed them to install the flooring and since the average gap between the floor and the wall was about an inch, I had to fabricate my own mouldings. I also had to stain the raw wood to match the dark walnut of the floor.

You can learn a surprising amount about yourself and your task when you do it on your own. In my case, by not buying pre-made baseboard moulding and staining a complex 3D surface, I discovered what makes hardwood furnishings so appealing: the stain. I'd say 70% of the final product's handsomeness is due to the way the stain adds texture and depth to the raw pine. Now, I'm not so ignorant to assume you can buy raw or even treated wood that needs little work to make it look great, but the changes brought about by the staining process were telling. That kind of learning experience made all the agonizing over cutting the corner angles right, applying wood putty to fill in the gaps, and cursing the cracked boards that broke after nailing them to the wall so completely worthwhile.

The Red Room is done, save for small touch-ups that can be finished later. It just needs furniture and decoration. The Green Room still has the carpet, splattered with green paint. Another project for another time.

For now, I have a great deal of unpacking to do. Instead of travelling to Canada for Christmas this year, the Canuckian side of my family is coming to Texas. I'm playing host for two cousins and I pick them up at 10pm tonight. Crazy time to arrive and that doesn't leave me much time to prepare the house.

I wish my readers, family, friends, enemies, and agnostics safe and pleasant Christmas and New Year's. Posting will be sporadic at best until January.

UPDATED 9/19/2005 9:57am I've successfully sanded and stained a new computer desk and feel just as proud about the work as the above.

December 15, 2004

"Much Easier Than Glue," he says...

[Updates below.]

Pfft. The house has progressed beyond the horrid paint primer stage and past the bedroom painting stage and has moved into the wood laminate floor installation stage. Me, I'm ignorant of how these things are put in and set up, so roomie-to-be Cameron says adamantly the tongue-and-groove glueless flooring is easier to install than the...well, the kind that need to be glued.

He, his girlfriend, his father, another friend, and I spent last night proving the relative ease which Dupont's Real Touch Elite Walnut laminate flooring goes in. I'd rank it just below one-armed broadsword combat during mid-July in south Texas and just above really understanding reverse Polish notation. This was mostly due to the group's almost complete ignorance of the install process, of course, but with a tough old bastard and his miter saw, two chicks who love to fabricate and build things, a rough-and-tumble DIY ex-country boy, and a slowly recovering science geek, I expected more efficient operation.

Personally, I'd like to try the glue flooring to see what it's like, strictly for comparison purposes.

At least I'd get a buzz from the fumes...

Expect blogging to be light for the next few days until I get my computer gear out to the house and FINALLY hook it back up to broadband. When DSL is just $27 a month from SBC, you know I'll be all over that.

UPDATED 9/19/2005 9:53am
Soon to be added in: a freshly sanded and stained computer desk.

December 09, 2004

RIP, Dimebag Darrell

[Updates below.]

Associated Press via ABCNews: Former Pantera Guitarist Killed on Stage

A gunman charged onstage at a packed nightclub and opened fire on the band and the crowd, killing top heavy metal guitarist "Dimebag" Darrell Abbott and three other people before a police officer shot him to death, authorities and witnesses said.

Columbus police department spokeswoman Sherry Mercurio identified three of the victims of Wednesday's shooting as Abbott, guitarist with the heavy metal rock band Damageplan, and two other men, Nathan Bray and Erin Halk.

Damageplan had just begun their first song at the Alrosa Villa when the man opened fire, first targeting Abbott, shooting him multiple times at point-blank range, a witness said.

Abbott, 38, one of metal's top guitarists, and his brother, Damageplan drummer Vinnie Paul Abbott, were original members of Grammy-nominated thrash rock pioneers Pantera, one of the most popular metal bands of the early 1990s.

Copyright 2004 The Associated Press. All rights reserved.


I first got into Pantera when, of all places, I read a positive review of their Far Beyond Driven album in USA Today. That, combined with excellent word-of-mouth opinion, convinced me to take the plunge. I immediately got hooked on their style: raw, hard, and uncompromising. In short order I bought their Vulgar Display of Power and Cowboys from Hell and then The Great Southern Trendkill. I haven't kept up with them in a few years and missed many opportunities to see them live.

Dimebag's guitars were amazing. His recorded work was detailed and different and always screamed "metal!"

I'm at a loss for words. The world of music has lost one hell of a good musician. My condolences go out to all the families involved.

UPDATE 12/10/2004 12:50pm
Associated Press via ABCNews: Shooting Suspect Obsessed With Pantera

The man who shot former Pantera guitarist "Dimebag" Darrell Abbott and three other men to death at a nightclub was obsessed with the popular heavy metal band and made bizarre accusations against it, a onetime friend said in reports published Friday.

Jeramie Brey said gunman Nathan Gale once showed up at a friend's house saying he wanted to share songs he had written. The pages of lyrics were copied from Pantera, but Gale claimed he had written them, Brey said.

"He was off his rocker," Brey told The Columbus Dispatch. "He said they were his songs, that Pantera stole them from him and that he was going to sue them."

He later told Brey that he planned to sue Pantera for stealing his identity. Brey and friend Dave Johnson said Gale's behavior frightened them and they distanced themselves from him several years ago. But other friends said they never considered Gale capable of violence.


I was talking about this with some of my friends. Some people often dream about making it big in the world and becoming household names. One of the primary reasons why I neer want to be popular in that sense or anything approaching that sense is a case like this. Some guy loses it and tries to hurt or kill you. Family kidnappings, extortion, and the loss of privacy also factor in.
On Wednesday night, the 25-year-old former Marine charged the stage at a show by Abbott's new band, Damageplan, and gunned down four people including Abbott before a policeman fatally shot him.

Police said Friday they still didn't know Gale's motive, and they may never find out. Some witnesses said Gale yelled accusations that the revered guitarist broke up Pantera, but police had not verified those reports.


I take the music I listen to seriously. At work I have gigabytes of MP3s at any given time and unless I'm away or on the phone, something is playing. I rarely listen to the radio in my car because I'd rather pick what I want to hear. If I were to win a large lottery, I'd immediately spend a few thousand bucks on CDs.

But I'd never kill a musician over a decision they made with their music that I opposed. I abandoned Smashing Pumpkins after Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness when Billy Corgan started getting too experimental for my tastes. I dumped Metallica after the Black Album once it became apparent they were not going to sound like they had in the past. Even though I loathe Rage Against the Machine's politics and a lot of what they advocate, I still enjoy their music and their style.

Gale had served with the 2nd Marine Division at Camp Lejeune in North Carolina until November 2003, when he was discharged after less than half of the typical four-year stint, Marine spokeswoman Gunnery Sgt. Kristine Scarber said. She declined to explain the discharge, citing privacy rules.

I haven't see them yet, but I have no doubt there will be commentary on the necessity for stricter gun laws, the corrosive moral impact violent music has on society, and the degenerative effect the military has on soldiers during wartime.
The violence at the smoke-filled Alrosa Villa club came just after the opening notes by Damageplan, the band formed by Abbott and his brother, drummer Vinnie Paul Abbott, after they left Pantera. Gale dodged two band members, grabbed Darrell Abbott and shot him at least five times in the head, witnesses and police said.

In less than five minutes, Gale had also killed Erin Halk, 29, a club employee who loaded band equipment; fan Nathan Bray, 23, of nearby Grove City; and band bodyguard Jeff Thompson, 40.

Two other band employees, Chris Paluska and John Brooks, remained in a hospital Friday morning with undisclosed injuries. Paluska was listed in good condition and Brooks in serious condition.

Copyright 2004 The Associated Press. All rights reserved.


Jesus. Five times in the head. And three people killed who were unrelated to the music aspect of Gale's alleged complaint. How completely senseless.

WFTV: Nightclub Shooter Said Pantera Stole His Lyrics

Police said Officer James Niggemeyer, a five-year veteran of the force, was the first at the scene within two minutes of the first call. He went inside and shot Gale, who at that point had a hostage.

"The community has a hero," said Columbus police Sgt. Brent Mull.

According to police and eyewitnesses, another police officer from out of town who was at the concert got the gunman's attention. A security guard led Niggemeyer to a side entrance by the stage, by the gunman who was holding the hostage.

Niggemeyer, who was about 20 feet away, fired one shot, which contained nine slugs from his 12-gauge shotgun, and shot Gale in the right side of his head and upper body. The shooting happened within seconds, less than one minute after the officer arrived at the scene.

2004, WFTV.


Officer Niggemeyer, you did the right thing. As often as I denigrate government, I will never dismiss the good things it and its agents do. Someone had to stop that psycho before he killed again and you stood up to the challenge.

December 08, 2004

Personal Development Week

New things I've learned over the last few days?

I utterly suck at painting interiors. I'd do more damage with a gallon of satin latex paint and a roller than a freakin' sledge.

December 06, 2004

Primer Primer, on the Wall

Who lost the most braincells of us all?

I spent the weekend with some buddies prepping the bedrooms for new paint. My arms are speckled with Kilz primer and my head was swimming in fumes. Buckets of drunken fun were had and we topped Saturday off with a visit to Beerland for a Flametrick Subs show, making it the second time last week I got to see Satan's Cheerleaders. Hmmm.

Mind the pause in blogging. I'm taking tomorrow off to wait for the satellite guy to arrive at his scheduled time of "noon and five 'o clock." Jackals.

November 29, 2004

Hot Damn

Sometime over the last 12 hours, Sitemeter recorded this blog's 200,000th hit.

I've no special words other than, again, thanks.

Blogging will be light over the next few days. I have much work to catch up on (most of it having been displaced by - you guessed it - regular posting from my job) and a paper due on Thursday. It's on the public administration of public school consolidation and I've procrastinated my way into a corner.

November 25, 2004

Thanks Giving

It is November 25, 2004 and I'm in New Braunfels with my family. In about an hour we drive down to San Antonio for the formal family dinner. I'll be heading back to Austin later this evening, but I won't be blogging until Monday. I spent the morning with my twin sisters Katie and Kelley and my father at the gun range. Man oh man, I really want me a Glock 21 with a ported slide and barrel. That baby shoots nice. I still love my Browning Hi-Power, but you can never have too many guns.

This is the time of year where we're supposed to step back and give thanks for the things we have. I'll honor that tradition now.

I am thankful for being alive. Despite all the unhappy commentary that has flowed from this blog, I would rather be here, now, than buried there, in the past. I am thankful for my mind and my physical abilities, for without either, I'd be no better than an instinctual animal, lacking purpose, wandering from one place of rest to another.

I am thankful for the comfort my efforts have produced. Though I am not entirely severed from my parents' support (my father must have spent over $6,000 on me this year alone), I am for the most part fully in charge of where I go and what I do. My life would be nasty and brutish if I didn't have the shelter, clothing, food, and entertainment I possess.

I am thankful for my family and friends and coworkers. They endure my often confusing and annoying personality every day and always come back for more. I do my best to treat them with the respect they deserve and I'm occasionally unsuccessful. Without them, I'd suffer greatly.

I am most thankful for my freedom, without which none of the above would be even possible. I am very thankful for the fellow partisans of liberty who join my side. We may not agree on everything and we may vehemently disagree on much more, but we acknowledge the Important Thing: the direction and velocity of the societies we are a part of remain incorrect and dangerous. That will always be my motivation to continue.

Though I rail against them, call them ugly names, and often wish they'd simply disappear, I am honestly thankful for my philosophical and political opponents. They are the shadows that make everything good stand so brilliantly in contrast.

And I am thankful for the people who read Magnifisyncopathological regularly. This is not as easy as it can appear to be. I was once a blog lurker and I genuinely had little idea of the effort it can take to publish this material and communicate with the public. Even the people who Google something, find my site, and post angry responses to my words I am thankful for. You make this an experience unique and unknown every day I log on. Keep it up, guys. You keep me sharp.

I hope everyone has a safe, healthy, and happy Thanksgiving. I will do my best to have the same.

Adios.

November 20, 2004

I am an Austin Homeowner

Yesterday, I closed on the home I've had my eyes on for several weeks. I have the keys to my house, loans in my name, and a title that says I own this particular piece of property. It felt very anti-climactic and the work still ahead won't be cheap or easy. But the transition from renter to owner is one I welcome. Apartment life necessarily means you've got a whole contract of restrictions on what you can and cannot do. Freedom from that is also something to enjoy.

However, the reality is I don't actually own the place and I won't have complete freedom of ownership. The loan agreements make it clear I've got three decades to truly get to the point where I can say, "This house and this land are mine." More annoying than that wait, though, is the simple fact that I'm going to be taxed to own the house and the land underneath it. The government has assumed the right to declare I owe it some percentage of the value of the property. I'll be taxed in order to provide wealth and services for others. If I refuse, the tax lien on the property will be used against me. Delinquent taxes will be imposed as well as interest. If I don't comply, various forms of other property in my possession will be subject to seizure and a tax warrant will be issued so the police can drop by and take what is necessary to fulfill my liability. Refusal to cooperate would result in being forcibly restrained and likely arrested.

The Travis County Appraisal District currently has the property under the guns of the taxes imposed by the Austin Independent School District (1.6230 per $100), the City of Austin (0.4430 per $100), Travis County (0.4872 per $100), and Austin Community College (0.0900 per $100). I expect to be held liable for the recently imposed Travis County Hospital District, which is currently at 0.779 per $100 of value. I am ever so grateful that the City and the County decided to lower their tax rates to accommodate for the new hospital tax. So very grateful. I'm told the Travis County Tax Office will collect the taxes from least 82 other taxing jurisdictions around the county, so other homeowners get to deal with a variety of different tax situations.

I don't look forward to this part of homeownership at all. It will continually generate friction in my life as I see the money I'm coerced to hand over squandered, wasted, misplaced, forgotten about, given away, and spent on people and services I would never spend a dime towards had the threat of physical force played zero part in my decisions. The potential "revenue" the various political institutions I'll be located in will increase and unless I want to be beaten up, sent to jail, or even shot, they'll get their money.

Isn't this a wonderful system? This civil society thing I heard so much about in school really just hits ya home with its virtue.

But the bitching I foresee on this blog can wait for now. Back to the house itself and the happier subjects of improvements and recommendations.

This picture of the front of the house highlights the wide and long porch. For the moment, we'll keep the pale green trim color. The double size parking slab is a welcome feature. Both the small and the large exterior light fixtures have ambient light-sensitive eyes and come on automatically at night. This picture of the rear shows off another highlight: the tree-studded backyard. Lots of potential there.

The house was built by American Youthworks and was built under the auspices of Austin's S.M.A.R.T. Growth plan and Green Building Program. It was only available to first-time homebuyers. I'm aware that there were several city incentives wrapped into the building project. But since I promised this would be the happy section, I'll skip the politics and move on.

It's located in the center of the Martin Luther King Blvd., Airport Blvd., Highway 183 triangle and therefore slightly to the east of traditional east Austin. The area at first glance looks run down and poor, but the real estate trends indicate the area has bottomed out and is now rebounding with higher property values and more interest in renovations. The crime rate isn't significantly worse compared to where I live and only moderately worse compared to where my roommate currently lives. Not much shopping in the area, though. Commerce is limited mostly to small independent restaurants, gas stations, pawn shops, etc. I was shocked at the sheer number of religious establishments littered everywhere.

The house was built over 2003 and 2004, so I will be the first occupant. One of my best friends will live with me and help with half the monthly payment. Cameron will likely paint his room a dark shade of blue. He's getting the master bedroom since he has the larger bed. I'll get the two rear rooms: one for my bedroom things and one as my study. Since I'm utterly sick of the institutional white of apartment complexes and most homes, they will be painted in a dark forest green and dark maroon. The walls in my bedroom will be green and the trim will be red. The reverse will be true for the study/guest bedroom. I'll leave the standard beige carpet alone until the funds accumulate to pay for tearing it out and replacing it with something else.

Eventually, I plan on knocking down part of the wall separating the two rooms to open up the area some. It won't be a simple hole, though. I'm looking for the right doors to install to provide some level of privacy in case someone wants to use the room to sleep over. The rooms' only cable and telephone outlets are in that wall, so I plan on moving them to the floor to get them out of the way and to avoid cutting extra holes in drywall elsewhere.

The living room, kitchen, and hallway connecting the bedrooms to them is all floored in vinyl tile, so rug shopping will be a big part of our future. All the windows in the house slide open to the side, so standard curtains might not work. We do want something and it won't be the blinds we've grown tired of seeing.

Setting aside the bedroom changes, our first major project will be the installation of a privacy fence along most of the property line, from the front face of the house around to the backyard, enclosing about 2/3 of the 50' x 150' plot we're on. I want it to be at least six feet tall. We're also toying with the idea of planting bamboo along the inside of the fence to add a dramatic touch to the property. Much still needs to be discussed and learned about that before we seriously consider it.

Cameron has been talking about putting a Koi pond in the backyard. Nothing extravagant, it would be narrow in the middle and kidney-shaped so we can lay a rock slab across it for a bridge. We think it should have a small fountain at one end and a bamboo shishi odoshi ("deer scarer" or "deer chaser") gently filling with water and tipping over to *tonk* from the other. We're not sure about the wheelchair ramp connecting to the rear door. It doesn't prevent us from putting in a decent deck, but it would get in the way. Personally, I'd like having a ramp to wheel things in the house through the kitchen.

Our incomes aren't gigantic, but we will be paying less per month than we pay now for our apartments. Hopefully, pooling our costs and splitting them will allow us to save up for these and other changes.

I've secured homeowner's insurance through Natalie Morgan at Liberty Mutual, who also provides my car insurance. My real estate agent, Joann Odenwelder, helped me from beginning to end. Though I am only the second closing on her list, she just got started this year and I trusted her in all aspects. She pointed me to Wanda Stevens (thanks for the bottle of champaign at closing!) at Mortgage Acceptance Corporation and I brought her on as the loan officer/broker. I already mentioned Joann's excellent referral regarding the home inspection I had done with Joey Biddle from Quality Home Inspections. I recommend each of these people to home shoppers in the Austin area.

If you need a Texas Hill Country real estate agent or an Austin real estate agent, give Joann a call. I can vouch for her honesty, reliability, and effectiveness. For more than one property I was interested in buying, she and I had trouble getting quick and accurate information regarding the houses. Both seller's agents and builders were often hard to get a hold of and nail down. Joann relentlessly kept pressure on them to remind them of their obligations and my time limits. If she hadn't been so persistent (both on them and on me to decide exactly what I wanted), I wouldn't have the house keys on my keychain. If she has a drawback, it is her inexperience with the minutiae of real estate transactions. But not once did that turn around to bite me in the ass because she always tracked down the correct answer.

I've heard differing accounts whether Clarence Darrow, James Otis, or Sir Edmond Coke coined the famous phrase, "a man's home is his castle." It is heavy with meaning. Hopefully, I will see the day when that statement and it's implications will come to pass.

Now, on to Home Depot.

November 18, 2004

A Mighty Fog

The weather's been nutty in Austin lately. We've had several days of rain and one night of a near-torrential downpour. Now we're blanketed by the heaviest fog I can remember seeing in Central Texas.

Where's my clear cold winter?!

LATER
Ah, there we go. Sunny, clear, and cool. Close enough.

November 12, 2004

Recommendation for an Austin Home Inspection

Though I haven't purchased the services of any other inspectors during my life and have zero experience with anyone else, working with Quality Home Inspections was easy and pleasant.

My real estate agent, Joann Odenwelder, suggested I try the Biddle brothers at this company when the time came to have the home I'm willing to buy inspected. I hooked up with Joey Biddle and he proved to be as professional as he was fun. He explained everything he noted and went the extra distance to make sure I knew the importance of each item that needed correction. I'm not stupid and have worked with builders and minor construction before, but he pointed out problems that I would have never guessed needed attention.

Both he and the administrative staff in his office were able to schedule my inspection and re-inspection promptly. Due to the seller not quite having his shit together, I had to repeatedly put off the re-inspection over a period of two weeks and Quality Home Inspections happily accommodated my needs.

A good bunch over the phone and a good guy in person. Two thumbs up.

November 08, 2004

Wordflood

So there I was last Saturday morning. I had spent the night at a friend's house and woke up around the unholy hour of 9am to the sound of his girlfriend's cell phone alarm going off every five minutes. I hadn't had enough beer the night prior to get really ornery about it, but getting up that early with the sun that bright in my eyes wasn't one of my goals for the day. After blowing two hours at a few halfhearted games of solitaire, I decided I should just go home and do something productive. Something that I could point to and say, "Look! I did something useful before getting hammered all over again half a day later."

Distressingly, cleaning Reeses's litter box, taking care of his food and water dish, tidying up my computer desk area, looking for a lost ganja tin, taking a shower, and eating lunch didn't qualify. I needed something more.

So I went to the Half Price Books off Research Boulevard with said friend. I intended on going though their used CD section and picking out a few things and perhaps poking through their political and historical books for any goodies. My plan was instantly derailed when I saw the super discounted racks outside the front door on the sidewalk. Nearly everything was marked at a single dollar. O, heavens.

In short order, I picked up

  • At Dawn We Slept - The Untold Story of Pearl Harbor by Gordon W. Prange (1981), paperback
  • The Future of Peace - On the Front Lines with the World's Great Peacemakers by Scott Hunt (2002), paperback
  • Reform and Revolution in China - The 1911 Revolution in Hunan and Hubei by Joseph W. Esherick (1976), paperback
  • Hirohito - Emperor Of Japan by Leonard Mosley (1966), hardcover
  • Dragon Wing, Fire Sea, and The Hand of Chaos (volumes 1, 3, and 5 of the Death Gate Cycle series) all by Margaret Weis and Tracy Hickman, all hardcover
  • The Tibetan Book of the Dead edited by Dr. Walter Y. Evans-Wentz (later edition with Dr. Jung's commentary)

The final book I picked up was only $4 and the title just screamed out to be bought: Laissez Faire and the General-Welfare State - A Study of Conflict in American Thought, 1865-1901 by Sindey Fine (1964) in paperback.

That's $12 for at least three thousand pages of reading material. I also picked up three Rurouni Kenshin DVDs at $13 each to keep my collection of the Kyoto Arc going. In addition, I finally addressed a gaping hole in my music collection: The Best of the Doors 2CD set was mine for $14.

This should be some very enlightening literature. My knowledge of near-modern Chinese and Japanese history is thin. I intend to start with At Dawn..., move on to Hirohito..., and proceed to Reform and Revolution....

Of course, this will make finishing Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn's The Gulag Archipelago perilous. I've juggled Big Important Books before, but these two are reputably in classes of their own. Other works yet to be completed and in various stages of bookmarkedness:

  • George Reisman's Capitalism - A complete and integrated understanding of the nature and value of human economic life
  • Leonard Peikoff's Objectivism: The Philosophy of Ayn Rand
  • John Stuart Mill's On Liberty

Lucky for me, fall and winter are my two most favorite times of the year to read. Just cracking the new items in my collection and inhaling the musty oldness makes me want to pour a pint and find a quiet place with a good chair.

November 03, 2004

Awakened Wolves

The Republican Party kicked ass all over the electoral map yesterday. Members of the GOP are in firm control of the Presidency, US Senate, US House of Representatives, and large numbers (if not outright majorities) of governorships and state legislatures. George W. Bush broke the record Ronald Reagan held for the largest popular vote in US history. Florida's vote, while close, was a far cry from the vote in 2000. The Senate Minority Leader, Tom Daschle, has been booted from office and replaced with a Republican. In every state that had a proposition to ban gay marriage (or something along those lines), the measures succeeded. Dick Cheney quite clearly said the nation's voters had given President Bush a mandate to govern.

I fear any government, but I especially fear government in the hands of one particular ideology. While I certainly look forward to the stronger emphasis on gun rights, economic freedom, and personal responsibility issues that conservatives generally bring with them, I suspect the next four years (assuming nothing wild happens in the mid-term elections) will bring about a scary emphasis on all the illiberal issues that conservatives love, such as the Wars on Terrorism, Drugs, and UnChristian Behavior.

Note that I'd be saying essentially the same thing about the Democrats if they had experienced a similar expansion of power. Regulators, legislatures, public administrators, law enforcement officers; they are all wolves-in-waiting for the public's call to devour the next segment of society.

November 02, 2004

Voting & Etc.

Today, if it is convenient, I plan on going to a polling location and voting on one issue: Capitol Metro's light rail plan. I won't vote for or against anyone. I'll vote against the plan on the grounds the state and it's various incarnations has no business running, monopolizing, regulating, or participating in any market.

This marks, by Moveable Type's account, my 1001st post. The numbers appended to the URL of each post say otherwise, but that's due to a few problems I've had in the past. Speaking of the past, I forgot to mention this back in September but this blog has been active for over two years. The journey has been mostly frustrating, often humorous, and rarely uninteresting. Given current trends, I don't see that changing any time soon.

October 15, 2004

Feline Apologies

I'll be indisposed for a few days to attend to the new arrival:

October 12, 2004

Sudden Web Traffic Growth

Since the end of September, this blog has experienced a significant growth in traffic.

Looking through the referrals, I'm unable to find a direct pattern driving the growth. I haven't been added to any blogrolls recently and the ones I am on haven't generated larger than normal hit quantities. I haven't been linked to by any major bloggers or websites. I doubt my friends are secretly pimping my site behind my back because the only pattern I can discern is one that roughly matches what has happened in the past: the vast quantity of my hits come from search engines and most of those searches are spread across the US.

Could it be the upcoming Presidential election and the interest sparked by the debates? My search engine hits don't support that. My post on Austin toll roads gets more hits than the couple I've done on the debates or the issues raised within them. The two big posts I've done on drug-resistant staph infections (MSRA Staph Infection in Pasadena, TX and MRSA Staph Infection Update) still get more hits and comments than anything else I've done. After writing two posts partially titled with "The Pros and Cons" (The Pros and Cons of Education Privatization and The Pros and Cons of a Minimum Wage) a nontrivial number of hits have come from searches for both those issues and others with "pros and cons."

Still, the traffic is up more than 25% and those search hits can't account for it. The only remaining explanation that is simple and makes sense is that more people are online and searching for information. Of course, this would necessarily mean most other active bloggers should be getting more hits as well. I'll check out the hit counter statistics from other blogs and see if they are experiencing any new growth. I'll use the first 25 blogs on both Instapundit's and Atrios's blogrolls in order to keep the investigation somewhat balanced. Those blogrolls will be the basis for this survey and only the blogs using Sitemeter will be included for simplicity and laziness reasons. All comparisons are done with blogs active during the last 30 days and by eyeballing the 30-day monthly graph, so this ain't scientific by any means. It's just an experiment.

First batch from Instapundit:

  1. Across the Atlantic: no upward trend
  2. Calblog: no upward trend
  3. AfricaPundit: no upward trend
  4. Ann Althouse: upward trend, but this is most likely due to the several Instalanches the site has gotten lately
  5. EconoPundit: no upward trend
  6. A Small Victory: no upward trend
  7. Sine Qua Non: no upward trend
  8. Professor Bainbridge: no upward trend
  9. baldilocks: no upward trend
  10. Balkinization: slight upward trend
  11. Voice from the Commonwealth: no upward trend
  12. The Baseball Crank: slight upward trend
  13. How Appealing: potential upward trend
  14. The Truth Laid Bear: upward trend probably due to an Instalanche
  15. Tightly Wound: no upward trend
  16. Silflay Hraka: no upward trend
  17. Blackfive: slight upward trend
  18. Blasters Blog: solid upward trend, possibly due to a major blog's linking
  19. blogoSFERICS: potential upward trend
  20. Blogs of War: potential upward trend, possibly due to major linkings
  21. Zonitics: no upward trend
  22. The Buck Stops Here: no upward trend
  23. ChicagoBoyz: no upward trend
  24. Citizen SMASH - The Indepundit: no upward trend
  25. Ed Cone: no upward trend

The Atrios blogs will come after lunch.

AFTER LUNCH

Here we go:

Continue reading "Sudden Web Traffic Growth" »

October 11, 2004

Screwing in the Alamo

Associated Press via News 8 Austin: Couple arrested for having sex at the Alamo

Tourists at the Alamo saw something besides historical exhibits at the shrine of Texas independence in downtown San Antonio.

A man and woman landed in jail after witnesses told police they were seen having sex inside the mission Sunday.

An Alamo security officer told police he caught 18-year-old Kristine Nissel and 19-year-old Matthew Hotard having sex near a public viewing area late yesterday afternoon.


Never pass up an opportunity to have historic sex!
They've been charged with public lewdness and bond for each is set at $800.

Copyright 2004 Associated Press, All rights reserved.


That I don't agree with at all.

October 08, 2004

Seven Minutes of Hell

What would you have done?

-Billy Beck

I venture to guess nearly every person would feel shocked, horrified, furious, appalled, scared, angry, or some combination thereof upon Andrew Card's message that the World Trade Center had been twice attacked by unknown forces. But his question isn't what I or anyone else would have felt. It is what would I have done.

Mr. Beck continues:

Try to understand: no sort of blithering generality is going to work, here. I want to know explicitly and specifically -- step by step -- what you would have done in those seven minutes.

The reactionary in me says Pfft, this is easy. I would have immediately cancelled the school event and departed to a safer and more communications-friendly location. I would have demanded to know everything credible. I would have demanded to know the condition of critical infrastructure concerning the reins of power in D.C., the military, etc. I would have demanded FEMA send every available resource to New York City to help in any way possible. I would have left a brief statement with the press and I would have been in the air and on the phone in under two minutes.

I assume no trivial number of Americans would want their President to respond in such a direct, no bullshit way.

And yet.

Knowing myself, how I react to unexpected emergencies, and having not the faintest flickering of an idea what it is like to "[marshal] the enormous authority" in a sitting President's grasp, I say the following in all available honesty.

I probably would have compulsively vomited fifteen seconds after hearing the news and spent the next 6.75 minutes in a fuming sea of such confusing emotion that I'd be pathetically useless for anything beyond a simple command to "get me out of here, get help to those who need it, and get the motherfuckers behind this."

October 05, 2004

Marriage for an Atheist Libertarian

Via AnarCapLib, I hear that Glen Whitman has pondered marriage options for unbelievers:

When it comes to marriage, what's an atheist libertarian to do? What kind of ceremony is appropriate, and who ought to officiate? For an atheist, the obvious choice might appear to be a judge or justice-of-the-peace. But for a libertarian atheist, state idolatry is as objectionable as spiritual idolatry. Sure, libertarians recognize the existence of the state (while atheists do not recognize the existence of a god), but why go inviting the state into what is ultimately a personal commitment?

Emphasis in the original.

I turned 24 this year and I do not have a girlfriend. There is someone in my life at the moment who is "more than a friend" (I announced that briefly here), but I'm nowhere within sight of the notion of marriage. A number of my male friends have essentially sworn off marriage, saying they aren't interested in getting tied down. I have no problem with the concept of marrying someone; it's just finding that someone that is troublesome.

So, if I were to meet a woman and we were to reach a point in the relationship where being formally and permanently monogamous, prepared to have children, and settling down were the next steps, I'd have to decide what kind of ceremony I would want to participate in. It wouldn't be entirely up to me; I'd want my future wife's input. Similarly, it wouldn't want it be entirely up to her either. I wouldn't rule out marrying someone religious, though I'd prefer an atheist. But I'd have a problem with a strictly religious and strictly government-sanctioned ceremony.

Ideally, right now, I'd like more than anything a gathering of every person important to me and a gathering of every person important to her. I'd want it to be formal in the sense that there is something solemn happening and it should be respected. I'd want it to be joyous in the sense that she and I are doing this because we love each other so much that the only other way we can express our feelings is to join socially. I imagine if we wanted to, we'd change our last names to something else, depending what we felt like.

Perhaps most importantly, I would want an exchange of vows between us, culminating in both a kiss and a signed contract expressing those vows. In effect, it becomes a "common law" marriage. Of course, not all states recognize those marriages. But why would I care about that?

I don't understand, on a moral level, why some people want the state to sign off on their union. There are certainly some economic benefits, assuming you fit the criteria for them, but I don't want them when all they mean is I have to seek the permission of the state to take less of our money when it shouldn't be taken away in the first place. Hopefully, my future wife will understand how I feel about this.

October 04, 2004

Shock Spam Advertising

[Updates below.]

Along the same lines as A Bad Choice of Title...

Dear Hilary Aldrich:

I thought I had seen all the variations of spamvertising. Pleading with me to increase my penis size; insulting me to increase me penis size! Demanding I buy cheap software. Trumpeting great home mortgage deals tailored just for me! Teasing me with tales of amorous and lonely housewives and their cheerleader daughters!

*jerk off motion*

Yawn, right? What is a spamvertiser supposed to do once the market is saturated with the worst examples of businessmen and women (I use the terms loosely) holding out their hands for customers' money? With spam filters as they are these days, all I have to do is check one folder and give it a quick glance to make sure I'm not deleting a message that actually has worth to me. The understanding of this reality has got to pain you and your brethren worse than the first time your noble profession got slapped with the "spam" label.

So what is to be done?

How about just going straight for the shock value? And not just any shock value, but something that'll just JUMP RIGHT AT 'EM:

From: "Hilary Aldrich"
To: drizz@drizzten.com
Subject: hey nigger
Date: Sun, 03 Oct 2004 11:38:22 -0800
Whoa now! That's the spot; there's something that'll get my attention. Tickle my racism nerve. Yank on it so that I can't resist to see what slimy bastard things you have to say about blacks. I wonder: how did the e-mail of a blatant racist get in my spam box? Further: when did I become black? Hesitation evaporates!

*click*

We have a loan program available for almost every scenario.
you'll see that we take great pride in helping you buy or your home.
and we have the best quotes in the industry - guaranteed. Challenge us today!
access our short *FORM* here...

Alas, you want to sell loans. Another wanker.

*delete*

UPDATED 7/23/2008 10:38am
More spammy-ness here.

October 01, 2004

Trouble Shifting Gears in my Golf TDI

[Updates below.]

I've chronicled my expensive shifting problems at TDIClub.com for anyone who may be interested.

Thus, after 66,000 miles, I finally have arrived at a major repair for my car. Of course, the warranty expired 6,000 miles ago. What happened? See the pictures below of what happened to my clutch.

Continue reading "Trouble Shifting Gears in my Golf TDI" »

September 20, 2004

Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn's The Gulag Archipelago

While browsing the isles at the Saxtet Austin Gun Show, I came across the volumes of this famous book. They appear to be first editions, with no copyright information earlier than 1974-1975. They are in great condition with the dust jackets suffering only tiny tears around the edges. The seller wanted $10 each or $15 for both.

I was surrounded by firearms, survivalist gear, unbanned high-capacity magazines, some grips that I wanted for my Browning Hi-Power, and numerous other items and gadgets I found interest in. But they paled in comparison to the value I have heard so many others place in Solzhenitsyn's work. In my youth, this was one of those books that people referred to in tones reserved for something approaching holy. I had only the most general conception of what was written within and never got off my ass to read the copy my dad had in his library. This Saturday marked the first time I sat down to read.

I'm currently in the middle of the "Bluecaps" chapter (the fourth, I believe) and I'm having trouble pulling myself away. The details of the USSR's vile practices are there and I can't ignore them. Neither should anyone else. This is literature that every educated human should understand.

UPDATE 9/29/2004 9:02pm
Thanks to Billy Beck for questioning reality of what I actually have. I was mistaken that I have all three volumes. Two photos demonstrate this:


Pictures of the two covers. Click for a larger version.


Pictures of the inside pages displaying copyright info. Click for a larger version.

So it appears I have another volume to search for. Not as though I'll be done with the first two anytime soon, though. *laugh*

September 15, 2004

Phat Muffler Stupidity

Everyone is familiar with the "coffee can" phat mufflers attached to small cars. These "fart pipes" don't do much for your power output, but they do make noise. Apparently making your car obnoxious is important to some folks.

I saw on my way to work this morning something that could signal a very evil trend: a Chevy Silverado with one of these damn things hooked to the end of it's tailpipe. No, the owner didn't have a full cat-back exhaust pipe replacement (an actual way to get increased performance)...just the same cheap-looking chromed crap dangling from the end of his truck that you see on so many cars.

Needless to say, the rest of his truck needed far more loving care and attention that his fucking muffler.

The End Is Nigh! Signs Of The Apocalypse Are Mounting!

September 14, 2004

What Happened to the Salad?

Why are the house salads in nice, sit-down restaurants so lame? Over and over again, I get side salads bursting with lettuce and tomatoes and some combination of

  • cheese
  • cabbage/red lettuce
  • croutons
  • lightly shredded carrots

That's 90% of your standard salad at places like Chili's, Texas Land and Cattle, Olive Garden, Applebee's, Bennigan's, and so on. Arrgh, I hate it! To me, a standard salad contains a mixture of the following:
  • lettuce
  • carrots
  • celery
  • cucumbers

That's the base and any basic salad should grow from there. Why does it seem like upscale eateries shy away from celery and cucumbers in their salads? And what happened to whole strips or cuts of carrot? The vast bulk of your average salad today is lettuce, which is OK if you want to avoid filling up before the main course, but offers little nutritional value.

Just wondering out loud.

September 11, 2004

The Third Anniversary of 9/11

[Updates below.]

Reposted from last year with some minor edits:

Austin is an hour behind NYC, so when I got in to work (five minutes late, as usual) it was 9am there.

It has always been my "system" to get into work and spend the first thirty or forty-five minutes surfing news sites and generally forcing myself awake. Right around the time the first plane hit, I noticed the Net was getting laggy--way more than usual. I checked the Drudge Report one last time, saw nothing out of the ordinary, and then bent down to check on some recently-delivered division mail. Just another Tuesday morning, one that I wished I was spending asleep in bed rather than in the office.

A few minutes later, I heard someone walking down the hallway from the section next to ours, saying something about New York, the Trade Center, and an explosion. I leaned over to listen, but that's all she was saying. Curious, I refreshed Drudge's site and got...nothing. Server error. Hrm. I checked CNN and it was down as well. Oookay... I browsed to all the major newsmedia's websites only to have the same thing happen. Really annoyed (and beginning to get worried), I checked Slashdot. And then there they were, two articles in a row, both stuffed with hundreds of posts, far above and beyond what the typical article gets.

About this time, CNN had put up a super stripped-down version of it's home page, just a blank white background and text. I began to wonder about my cousin who lived in Manhattan.

As people began to leave their cubes and talk about what was happening, I realized we had a TV with an antenna. I ran over to a supervisor's room, grabbed the set, plugged it in, and tuned the "rabbit ears" in order to pick up a local signal.

My co-workers and I gathered around the TV just after the second plane hit.
The complete confusion of the situation was enormous. No one knew what was happening, not anyone on the scene, not anyone in the air, not anyone around me. An employee kept repeating, "This is war. You know this is. Someone did this to us...this is no accident. It's a war."

Everyone watched the towers go down in shocked horror. People began to hit their cell phones, ringing friends and family. I simply sat there, unable to put myself in the places of the hundreds (thousands?) of people who had just fell 90 stories in a firey concrete maelstrom.

By now, no one was working anywhere in the building I was in. It seemed the whole floor was crowded around the TV, asking the same unanswerable questions.

I suddenly remembered how hungry I was, so I drove hell-bent to a Schlotzsky's which had a cable TV connection, ordered my food, and sat at the table nearest to it, turning up the volume. The lunch crowd grew fast, a tension I've never felt in the air. Not a single person said anything while we ate. I don't think anyone knew what to say. We just listened to the announcers and occasionally turned up the volume more for the expanding crowd.

After lunch, I drove back to work, unable to expell the mental-engraved video of the planes ramming the buildings.

The rest of the day was spent in front of the TV, switching channels in order to find something new to hear about. The Net recovered, albeit slowly, and I would walk between PC and TV in order to reconcile what I had learned.
I remember watching the news at home that night, talking to my family about the safety of my cousin (who was alright), and thinking how much this was going to change the world.

I remember that day pretty fucking well.

I'm still angry.


The picture above makes a promise that I wish would be fulfilled by something other than a government, particularly since our government can't seem to get the job done.

UPDATED 9/11/2006 10:54pm
Rethinking September 11, 2001

September 02, 2004

No Thanks

[Updates below.]

I was just sent this in an e-mail from Peru Immersion Experience 2005:

Immerse yourself in a culture of poverty, faith, and community in Canto Grande, Peru.

I'll pass. I prefer immersion in cultures that are marked by
  1. wealth
  2. reason
  3. and individuality

However, the location looks interesting, way up in the mountains but very close to the Pacific Ocean. There's certainly a history of armed struggle to examine as well as some prison problems. We know a bit about the teeth of their young. And it seems the government had an intelligence agency problem in the 1990's.

But experiencing another nation primarily for its poverty, faith, and community isn't something I want to do.

UPDATED 7/23/2008 10:37am
More spammy-ness here.

August 30, 2004

Developments

  1. Perry E. Metzger, a blogger of whom I had never heard, wants to know why there are pro-war libertarians. He has also posted a follow-up to a response to that post written by Johnathan Pearce of Samizdata. The comments in that thread drove Perry de Havilland to respond with his views as well.

    For the record, I take the anarcho-capitalist position: force is never justified unless it is imposed in response to initiated force. That means, no government taxes ever and no government laws ever, thus including the notion of a state military and state-directed war.

  2. It appears that, after some consideration, Arthur Silber is now a free market anarchist...provisionally. Hopefully, we'll hear from him in detail in the future. I've always been curious to understand his take on individualist anarchism given what I consider Ayn Rand's unthinking dismissal of it.
  3. Stephen den Beste is tired of writing. I once lauded and admired what he wrote, but at least concerning politics, he's long since lost me as I've changed my direction away from statism and towards individualism. I still think he has a creative and intelligent mind; it just doesn't get it right on politics.
  4. After getting admitted to St. Edward's University and experiencing Day One of Introduction to Critical Inquiry, I'm not sure it will eventually meet the course description given:
    Critical Inquiry is a mission course that not only orients entering students to the programs and policies that pertain to adult learners in New College, but it also acquaints them with the services available to them from the university at large. While the course's emphasis on critical thinking, research, writing and reasoning skills is intended to prepare students for general academic success, it also lays the foundation for subsequent mission courses in keeping with the university's purpose and goals by integrating moral decision making into the analysis of contemporary, value-laden issues. In the process, students explore and clarify their personal values as they proceed through the various writing assignments that lead to the preparation of an argumentatively sound and properly documented position paper in which they apply the principles of moral decision making in reasoning to a conclusion on a controversial issue.
    The rest of the schedule is still ahead of the class, but the book written by John Chaffee (Thinking Critically) is gratingly repetitive and in my opinion reads around a 8th or 10th grade level. I expected more. It also suffers from a tilt towards empiricism and subjectivism in regards to truth and rationality.

    This week also has the first class of my *gritting teeth* Introduction to Public Management course, required for my Public Safety Management degree. From my cursory reading of the book, it looks to be as annoying as it sounds. A true test of my ability to shut the hell up and study starkly alternative perspectives.

  5. I've also - possibly, hopefully, thankfully - secured myself another intimate friend of the opposite sex. Even though we've known each other for more than a month and have gone out a few times, it's still very early in this relationship to say more than this. I will note that I think she's awesome and beautiful and refreshingly quirky.

August 23, 2004

Ah.

Miss anything?

The Olympics have been entertaining.

August 13, 2004

On Vacation

Since my primary Internet access point is through my computer at work, my blogging will be minimal during the next week. I'll make sure to check on the comment spam from day to day, but otherwise I'll be offline from the 16th through the 20th.

Adios.

August 09, 2004

Quick Review of Beyond Black Rock

Jo's Coffee Shop had a premier screening of the new documentary about the Burning Man Festival Sunday night at 9pm. The event was free for anyone willing to attend and quite a few did. I'd estimate the crowd to be around 250-300 people at the peak.

The film was shot and edited very professionally and gave me a much better perspective on the festival, which I have never experienced. The audience was mostly familiar with the philosophy and goings-on and enthusiastically enjoyed the movie's various quirks and characters. The documentary follows and interviews a wide variety of people involved with the 2003 festival, but focuses on a few in particular: Burning Man founder Larry Harvey, people from the "Department of Public Works" (DPW) who ran things in the background, and David Best.

Obviously, with the subject matter being what it is, the themes presented involved a few things that got under my skin. The repeated condemnations of acting in pursuit of profit or self-gain and the almost deliberate attempt to undefine what the event is about and what it represents chaff my sensibilities somewhat. However, it isn't hard to sympathize with the artists and partygoers who want to experiment with creativity outside the traditional settings and contexts of society. And the movie is bursting with that.

Quick Review of Coffee and Cigarettes

It rocked and you should go see it if you have the chance. There is no central plot tying the various black and white conversations together, but it is the individuals and what they say to each other that keeps you interested. I thought the best were between Iggy Pop and Tom Waits, Jack and Meg White, Alfred Molina and Steve Coogan, and the GZA the RZA and Bill Murray. Here is a Newsweek interview with the director, Jim Jarmusch for more details.

August 06, 2004

They Get Younger Every Year


Does Russian Wimbledon champ Maria Sharapova look 17 years old to you? How about someone whose career tennis winnings are at least $1,450,345?

Damn.

July 30, 2004

Spooky

Since I work at a desk all day and since I prefer listening to music while working, I bring my MP3 CDs with me to work and transfer them to my hard drive. Most of the time, I stick to specific genres and the Winamp playlists run between 200-400 songs.

A few days ago, I decided to go bigger and transferred almost my entire electronica collection over. The playlist stood at 1356 files and ran to over 158 hours. One of the albums I had ripped and encoded was The Orb's Orblivion. Track 7 is titled "S.A.L.T."

The song has an extended and edited sample from a 1993 movie written and directed by Mike Leigh called Naked.

Oh, do you ever get the feeling that you're being followed?

Are you not familiar with the book of Revelations of St. John, the final book of the Bible prophesied the apocalypse?

He forced everyone to receive a mark on his right hand and on his forehead, so that no one shall be able to buy or sell unless he has the mark, which is the name of the beast and the number of his name and the number of the beast is 666.

What can such a specific prophesy mean?

What is the mark?

The mark is the barcode, the ubiquitous barcode, that you'll find on every bog roll and every packet of Johnnies and every poxy pork pie. Every barcode is divided into two parts by three markers, those three markers always represented by the number 6 6 6 6.

Now what does it say? No one shall be able to buy or sell without that mark. And now what they're planning to do in order to eradicate all credit card fraud, in order to precipitate a totally cashless society, what they're planning to do they've already tested on the American troops, they're going to subcutaneously laser tattoo a mark onto your right hand or onto your forehead. They're going to replace plastic with flesh. Fact!

In the same book of Revelations when the Seven Seals were broken open on the Day of Judgment, when the seven angels blow the trumpets and third angel blows up wormwood, wormwood will fall from the sky. Wormwood will poison the third part, and all the waters in the third part and all the land and many many many people will die. Now do you know what the Russian translation of wormwood is? Chernobyl. Fact!

On August the 18th, 1999 the planets of our solar system are going to line up into the shape of a cross.

They're going to line up in the fixed signs of Aquarius, Leo, Taurus and Scorpio. Which just happen to correspond to the four beasts of the Apocalypse as mentioned in the book of Daniel. Another fact!

Do you think that the amoeba ever dreamed it would evolve into the frog. And when that first frog shimmied out of the water and employed it's vocal cords in order to attract a mate onto the turn of gravity, did that frog ever imagine that the insignificant call would evolve into all the languages of the world into all the literature of the world? And just as that froggie could never have conceived of Shakespeare so we can not possibly imagine our destiny. Look, if you take the whole of time and represent it by one year, were only in the first few moments of the first of January. There's a long way to go. Only now were not going to spout extra limbs and wings and fins because evolution itself is evolving. When it comes, the apocalypse itself will be part of the process of that leap of evolution. By the very definition of apocalypse, mankind must cease to exist, at least in a material form. We'll evolve into something that transcends matter, into a species of pure thought. Are you with me?


The music compliments the above words nicely and mostly fits in with the doomy atmosphere. I'm not religious and have no problem reconciling coincidences with reality, so that isn't the spooky part.

What's spooky is I first listened to the song on Winamp's shuffle setting, so I didn't know what position it had in the list as a whole. It's position was - get this - 666th.

*blink*

So that was kinda nifty. Of course, that was yesterday. Today, I came in and did my normal routine, starting up Winamp along the way. It randomly choose a the last track from Paul Oakenfold's Essential Millenium 3 CD called "Fly Away" and originally written by The Source. The CD must have been scratched or something because there are several parts where the MP3 glitches out and becomes unlistenable.

So I deleted it from the playlist, moving everything below it up on spot. The very next album in the list is Orblivion, meaning "S.A.L.T." is now in 665th place. So I guess I'm safe from Attack of the Numerological Satanists or whatever.

Interesting notes on the August date prophecy mentioned in the movie:

  • Speaking of numerology...
  • On 8/18/1999, the joint NASA/European Space Agency probe Cassini was supposed to fly by Earth on it's way to Saturn. It contained 72 pounds of Pu-238, an isotope of plutonium. There was worry this posed a worldwide carcinogenic threat.
  • I plugged the date into this page that claims it can track the planetary alignment and it doesn't look very like the planets aligned to form a cross.

July 27, 2004

Kerry Panty Party?

Drudge is up to his old tricks. Somehow, he found this page on the official John Kerry website which says:

Down on Bush PantyWare Party
WHEN: July 28 @ 7:00 PM
WHERE: Central Square

567 Massachusetts Ave

Cambridge, MA 02139
The Enormous Room

HOST: Dillon Paul
INFO:
Join hosts Dillon Paul and Jennie Israel at the Enormous Room for the Down on Bush PantyWare Party, an evening of politics, panties, and performance! PantyWare Parties were founded by Axis of Eve (www.axisofeve.org), a coalition of brazen women on a mission to "expose and depose" President George W. Bush and his deceitful administration.

The Down on Bush PantyWare Party will include art and performance from some of Boston's hottest artists, including the Ms. Dominica K, Frankie Cocktail, Sara Seinberg, Andi Sutton, Nicole Margaretten, Ben McCoy, Ingrid Schatz, and Catherine Musinsky. Win prizes by playing Bush Trivia and Protest Panty Bingo! Purchase "protest panties" by Axis of Eve and anti-Bush t-shirts and tanktops by Fresh Dill Designs (www.freshdill.com)! $10 donation supports the Youth Vote Coalition (www.youthvote.org)


I don't give a damn one way or the other whether this happens or not. Hell, most of the designs are sexy and clever.

I do have a problem, a deep moral and gastronomic problem, with one of them:


"my cherry for kerry"?

The idea of young attractive women throwing their virginity away on John F. Kerry is beyond rational comment. Not much less repulsive is the idea of pledging their innermost sexual core to this guy.

Made in jest or not, it just don't seem right.

July 26, 2004

Mental Attraction versus Physical Attraction

It's been well over a year since I started actively using online personals services to find a female for a relationship. My "success rate" isn't that great, but that'll be left for another post.

All of these services have the option of including a picture along with your text profile. Obviously, the way someone looks has little to do with how well you'll tolerate that person face to face during conversation. Furthermore, these pictures are rarely high-quality shots showing more than heads and shoulders. The best profiles have multiple pictures taken on different days in different clothing in different poses under different lighting. Even then, you can't be sure what someone will look like until you see him or her for the first time.

Given all that, having a picture has become my primary filtering mechanism behind a woman's location and age. I do this simply to save time. Digital cameras and scanning equipment are becoming more and more common and it seems most profiles lacking a picture do so either because they just signed up and need time to get an electronic photo or because the person wants people to take the first step and ask via a messaging service. Since picture less profiles are a minority, I don't bother contacting them unless I feel I've tried other potential women first.

However, there are always one or two ladies who have written a profile so unique and interesting that you can't resist trying to contact. One of the women registered with the Austin Chronicle Personals ads has such a profile and a photo. The image isn't of her face, though. It's the back of her head. All you see is her right ear and a delightful mass of brown curls aimed towards a desk.

I didn't bother contacting her the entire time I've been registered with Springstreet (they run AusChron's service) mainly on the grounds that I'd rather take my chances with known beauties. I can't recall what her profile contained back then, but I visited it last week for the first time in a while and just felt and urge to try.

So I did.

When I write an introductory message to a stranger through these services, I want it to be memorable. I try to integrate bits of their profile into sardonic personal observations and questions asking for more info. If someone has "Evil Warlord" as their occupation, they're likely to get something like this from me as my opening paragraph:

Now, let be clear about something. I see no inherent reason why gals can't be arrogant, bloodthirsty, power-mad leaders of warriors. Sounds like a bitchin' movie.

But that's the problem. I can't recall any female evil warlords in the movies I've seen. Are you based off one? Do you own it? Can it see it?


If someone is going to offer something absurd or clever in his or her profile, I'm going to work off it. Another opening example, responding to a gal who said she had a "dreamy bed" in her bedroom:
...you'll have to help me out here. Is this a bed that is covered in pictures of rock and movie stars and you get all girly looking at it, or is this a bed that acts like a dream fountain, pumping out zany ideas while you're asleep?

A final example:
If you are "always on the move" and yet you are also "completely happy in my little apartment (with my kitty cat)" that can only mean you are getting the kitty ready for the Feline Olympics or something. Do you chase it around your living room for mutual exercise? :)

I like absurdist, lightly sarcastic twists on humor. Dry, tongue-in-cheek inquiries into some part of the person's profile are my favorite. My friends have been exposed to it for some time and know what to expect and it still catches them off guard if they can't make the connections fast enough to the joke and reality.

So when a gal

  • has "Subtle subversion" as her occupation;
  • lists "ostrich eggshells" as an item in her room;
  • describes herself in part as someone who doesn't "believe in logic but will use it in long debates with you. If I prove you wrong I'll be grumpy until I prove myself wrong too";
  • and describes the person she's looking for, in part with "I just need you to have something poking up from under the surface. I need it to fascinate and terrify and excite me. For now, if you can offer trust, conversation, and someplace with trees, that'll do just fine";

I get interested and gear up the Imagination Machine to see what I can come up with.

She responded to my first message and with a barely concealed wit and intelligence that offered a number of crazy ways to respond. I did. She fired back a message even greater than the first, including a request that I tell her a random story about myself. I'm waiting to hear back from her on my reply to that, but I gave her plenty of opportunities to step up and say something nutty.

I not once approached the subject of what she looks like, but during her last reply, she said she only has a photo of her rear cranium because a hyena breaks into her living room and mauls her once in a while. *grin*

So I'm mentally attracted to this lady. It feels odd because I know so little about her appearance. She says she's five feet tall and some people compare her eyes to those of a movie star "but everything else must be...unique" in her words. She apparently has semi-longish brown hair. And that's it. It's a departure for me to be attracted to someone when the bulk of what I have to go on are her words and sentence structure. This certainly isn't a bad thing, but it does feel odd.

Accurate, objective measurement of a feeling is impossible in my opinion, so I can't really compare mental attraction to physical attraction. It's still very early in a conversation that has ranged from massage table portability to drainage moats to chigger bites to France-based cello playing. Physical attractions can be had anywhere; just turn on the TV or take a walk in a shopping mall. Intellectual attraction is harder since my standards are tougher to meet. Plenty of women fit the essential body mold.

But the magnitude of the attraction is roughly equal to an above-average physical attraction. I'd really like to meet her in person to her hear speak and observe her mannerisms. Obviously, I want to see what she looks like. But the one on one context has been established and I'm curious to see the rest of that context.

Sometimes, It's the Small Things

Note to self: If you happen to be running a train pulling 100 cars loaded with coal and happen to see smoke arising from the middle of the pack, stopping to examine the nature and cause of the smoke is a Good Thing.

It is, however, a Bad Thing if you stop over a wooden bridge made with creosoted ties, bents, and trusses; especially when the cause of the smoke is a vastly overheated wheel bearing that fails, dropping the truck support down onto the rail itself. The results, courtesy of heat conduction, are evident.

More info here.

July 23, 2004

Sex, Expressed in Economic Terms

Via Will Wilkinson comes an article from WebMD by Sid Kirchheimer: Sex Better Than Money for Happiness. Key quote:

Good news for folks whose bedrooms have more activity than their bank accounts: New research shows that sex is better for your happiness than money.

That's not to say that being financially poor but sexually active is the secret to a happy life. But despite common theory, more money doesn't get you more sex, say "happiness economics" researchers.

After analyzing data on the self-reported levels of sexual activity and happiness of 16,000 people, Dartmouth College economist David Blachflower and Andrew Oswald of the University of Warwick in England report that sex "enters so strongly (and) positively in happiness equations" that they estimate increasing intercourse from once a month to once a week is equivalent to the amount of happiness generated by getting an additional $50,000 in income for the average American.

[...]

Overall, the happiest folks are those getting the most sex -- married people, who report 30% more between-the-sheets action than single folks. In fact, the economists calculate that a lasting marriage equates to happiness generated by getting an extra $100,000 each year. Divorce, meanwhile, translates to a happiness depletion of $66,000 annually.

2004 WebMD Inc. All rights reserved.


Hmm.

$50,000 extra a year or weekly good sex? Tough choice. I have to assume the $50k is after-tax income, since that's what we actually get to use once the government is done stealing from us. Otherwise, that additional income would be more like $39,000 for my tax bracket.

The extra income would translate into $4166.67 more per month. I already make about $1,500 a month, so that's more than double what I earn now. In less than a year, I could pay my parents for the balance on my car, obliterate my small-but-ever-present credit card balance, pay off my computer loan, and save and invest a much much greater portion of my income for future use.

Then there's the awesome fringe benefit of not having to hesitate walking into a record store or bookshop. From my closet's perspective, a suddenly affordable wardrobe overhaul would become feasible. I could get a second pair of prescription glasses to replace my daily-use pair. That way I could use the pair I have now for dirtier, grimier tasks like working out or jogging. I would be able to get new wheels and rims for my car and tinker with the engine to get more power. My home computer could be replaced with something better. Fifty thousand dollars is a lot of money for me and I wouldn't run out of spending ideas.

But then there's good sex every week. Since it's such a personal subject, I can't effectively articulate how important that would be to me, other than to contrast it with what I wrote above and assert the trade-off between the two choices is hard to quantify. I'm not a virgin but sexual intimacy is rare for me, approaching an average of once a year or so. I just turned 24 years old and I'm a male, so that speaks for itself.

Tough choice. Do you, Dear Reader, have an opinion?

July 20, 2004

Licensing & Registration Versus Ownership

[Updates below.]

The Texas Department of Transportation sent me a letter a few days ago. In it, the state agency informed me my vehicle registration will expire in August of 2004. To get another windshield sticker, I have to fill out a form and hand over $72.30 ($73.30 if mailed). What's left unsaid is this part: TRANSPORTATION CODE, CHAPTER 502. REGISTRATION OF VEHICLES

� 502.002. REGISTRATION REQUIRED; GENERAL RULE.
(a) The owner of a motor vehicle, trailer, or semitrailer shall apply for the registration of the vehicle for:
  • (1) each registration year in which the vehicle is used or to be used on a public highway; and
  • (2) if the vehicle is unregistered for a registration year that has begun and that applies to the vehicle and if the vehicle is used or to be used on a public highway, the remaining portion of that registration year.

[...]

� 502.401. GENERAL PENALTY.
(a) A person commits an offense if the person violates a provision of this chapter and no other penalty is prescribed for the violation.
(b) This section does not apply to a violation of Section 502.003, 502.101, 502.109, 502.112, 502.113, 502.114, 502.152, 502.164, or 502.282.
(c) An offense under this section is a misdemeanor punishable by a fine not to exceed $200.

� 502.402. OPERATION OF UNREGISTERED MOTOR VEHICLE. (a) A person commits an offense if the person operates a motor vehicle that has not been registered as required by law. An offense under this subsection is a misdemeanor punishable by a fine not to exceed $200.

[...]

� 502.404. OPERATION OF VEHICLE WITHOUT LICENSE PLATE OR REGISTRATION INSIGNIA. (a) A person commits an offense if the person operates on a public highway during a registration period a passenger car or commercial motor vehicle that does not display two license plates, at the front and rear of the vehicle, that have been:

  • (1) assigned by the department for the period; or
  • (2) validated by a registration insignia issued by the department that establishes that the vehicle is registered for the period.

(b) A person commits an offense if the person operates on a public highway during a registration period a passenger car or commercial motor vehicle, other than a vehicle assigned license plates for the registration period, that does not properly display the registration insignia issued by the department that establishes that the license plates have been validated for the period.
(c) A person commits an offense if the person operates on a public highway during a registration period a road tractor, motorcycle, trailer, or semitrailer that does not display a license plate, attached to the rear of the vehicle, that has been:
  • (1) assigned by the department for the period; or
  • (2) validated by a registration insignia issued by the department that establishes that the vehicle is registered for the period.

(d) Subsections (a) and (b) do not apply to a dealer operating a vehicle as provided by law.
(e) An offense under this section is a misdemeanor punishable by a fine not to exceed $200.

So you basically can't drive a car on a Texas public road unless you've paid a tax fee, registered it with the state, had it inspected, it's emissions tested, and unless you keep the licensing and registration current. Let's not forget the various hoops you have to jump through to comply with the law, such as asinine restrictions on license plate visibility.

But so what? If I wanted to thumb my nose at the state, why not just stop registering and complying with these small misdemeanors and take the fines? Well, we have PENAL CODE, CHAPTER 12. PUNISHMENTS

� 12.43. PENALTIES FOR REPEAT AND HABITUAL MISDEMEANOR OFFENDERS.
(a) If it is shown on the trial of a Class A misdemeanor that the defendant has been before convicted of a Class A misdemeanor or any degree of felony, on conviction he shall be punished by:
  • (1) a fine not to exceed $4,000;
  • (2) confinement in jail for any term of not more than one year or less than 90 days; or
  • (3) both such fine and confinement.

(b) If it is shown on the trial of a Class B misdemeanor that the defendant has been before convicted of a Class A or Class B misdemeanor or any degree of felony, on conviction he shall be punished by:
  • (1) a fine not to exceed $2,000;
  • (2) confinement in jail for any term of not more than 180 days or less than 30 days; or
  • (3) both such fine and confinement.

(c) If it is shown on the trial of an offense punishable as a Class C misdemeanor under Section 42.01 or 49.02 that the defendant has been before convicted under either of those sections three times or three times for any combination of those offenses and each prior offense was committed in the 24 months preceding the date of commission of the instant offense, the defendant shall be punished by:
  • (1) a fine not to exceed $2,000;
  • (2) confinement in jail for a term not to exceed 180 days; or
  • (3) both such fine and confinement.

(d) If the punishment scheme for an offense contains a specific enhancement provision increasing punishment for a defendant who has previously been convicted of the offense, the specific enhancement provision controls over this section.

You get tossed in jail and the fines add up. I'd assume that after a point, the state will just charge you with felony offenses and continue bumping up the punishment.

Is this a great system we have or what?

When I grew up, my dad was fond of a saying I'm certain many of you have heard before:

Driving is a privilege and not a right.

He never bothered explaining how he come to such a conclusion, especially since he once modded and hot-rodded cars in the 50's and 60's. You'd think the individualism and rebellion implicit in those activities would incubate a greater level of anti-authoritarianism. But I think I know why he thinks that way.

You come to that conclusion due to explicit acceptance of state road ownership. Since the state owns the roads, it gets to set the rules for them. Since the state owns most roads, the phrase above is de facto true. A right is something you don't have to ask permission to do. The legal code quoted above is essentially that process of asking permission.

Which leads to private property. You don't really own something if you have to ask permission to use it. Even if that permission is limited to a series of yearly form-filling chores and money wasted on bureaucracies. Part of the problem with arguing against this notion is that you start off on the wrong foot. Driving itself isn't a right; it's an extension of more fundamental rights such as property and freedom. I don't have the right to drive over your rose bushes or on your driveway without your permission.

A better way to counter the "privilege, not a right" idea is to change the terms of the debate. Don't argue individuals have a right to drive. Argue they have a right to use their property as they wish provided they don't harm others'. Argue they also have a right to move freely provided they don't trespass on others' property. Skip the superficial derivative of a right to drive and protect the more fundamental rights. Safeguard them and arguments over other issues will be easier and you'll contradict yourself less.

UPDATE 1/28/2005 11:51am
Hypocrisy or Consistency?

July 16, 2004

Off to Denton

I'll be in the Denton/Dallas area over the weekend. Hopefully my recent anti-spam measures will keep the crap to a minimum.

In the meantime, here are some worthwhile links to read.

Internecine minarchist-anarchist warfare
Catallarchy:


Two-Four:
Social nannyism
The Agitator:
Stepping off the blog gas pedal
Somewhere over the Rainbough:
Concrete stupidity
The Freeway to Serfdom:
Useful comparisons
Club for Growth:
Musical shape
Marginal Revolution:

July 14, 2004

MT-Blacklist Installed, Finally

After an aborted attempt in the past to kill comment spam, I believe I've gotten Jay Allen's MT-Blacklist installed.

Let's see if it puts a dent in the bastards' practices.

July 13, 2004

Times are Gone for Honest Men

Paraphrasal of a woman at the Poodledog Lounge who was arguing with her friends over a game of pool:

"What is it with you people? Doesn't anyone give a damn about honesty and integrity anymore? If you're going to accuse me of something, at least have the guts to give your full story and not just dismiss me when I respond, just because I've had a few drinks. Calling me a liar and a cheat is something that demands a response. Don't ignore this!"

July 09, 2004

I've Been Admitted to St. Edwards University!

[Updates below.]

Previously, I wrote that I was applying to get admitted to St. Edward's University under their New College Program for a BA in Public Safety Management.

During lunch, I received my confirmation. I'm in!

I'm meeting on Monday with an advisor to begin registering for classes and get some details arranged. I've got a lot of hours to take even considering the AP credit and CLEP tests I took when I went to UT-Austin.

I'm very happy I got in. I've been taking aim at public education since the beginning of this blog and I was uneasy about attending UT once more.

Time to be a student once again. :)

UPDATE 9/17/2004 9:30am
I'm going to post my progress down here.

My first writing assignment for A-NCCI 3330 Introduction to Critical Inquiry (Rene Eakins, instructor) was a belief paper on education privatization and it earned a 100. I didn't post it, but my second paper for the class was an article summary of "Is the Earth Round or Flat?" by Alan Lightman. I summarized with a bit too much detail, but still earned a 95. During my third class visit on Wednesday, I turned in paper number 3, an argument analysis of "Juvenile Justice is Delinquent" by Rita Kramer.

My first writing assignment for P-PADM 2320 Introduction to Public Administration (Rich Parsells, instructor) was due at our second class meeting, held last night. Each time we meet, a 2-3 page paper is due that "synthesizes" an article on public administration from a scholarly journal. This synthesis must consist of summarizing the content, connecting the content to the text we are assigned to read, and addressing any opinions found within. I choose "'Publics' Administration and the Ethics of Particularity" by F. Neil Brady.

UPDATE 9/29/2004 4:40pm
My argument analysis netted me another 95 in my Intro to Critical Inquiry. I turn in my position paper rough draft on the minimum wage tonight.

UPDATE 1/25/2005 8:31am
The fall semester has ended and I earned A's in both classes, so I have a 4.0 GPA at the moment. The spring semester has begun and I registered for P-PADM 3330 Public Finance (anther class taught by Parsells) and A-RELS 3304 History of World Religions taught by William Jaap. My first meeting of the former was yesterday and the first meeting of the latter is tomorrow. I'll make a new post to keep updated after that class.

A Quick Review of Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy

A friend of mine won a call-in radio contest for preview tickets to Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy at Waterloo Park last night. The Alamo Drafthouse was holding one of it's Movies in the Park Thursday night events, but my friend couldn't make it, so she gave her two tickets to her boyfriend and myself.

It wasn't too bad. The opening band was kinda lame. I might have been disappointed if I'd paid money to see the movie, but there were a few funny parts. Lots of cameos near the end added some fun to the film. We missed some of the dialogue because the sound cut out in the middle of the film for about 45 seconds.

Spoilers Below

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July 07, 2004

There's Still Hope for You Erik!

It's all for you, buddy. Via Catallarchy...a teacher you can really get into.

She's cute.

I echo my comments I left on Micha's post. If a relationship is consenual, then it shouldn't be illegal. Reading the report is an example of the disgusting ability and determination of the law to rip into every detail of our lives.

Raw Populus

For some election year fun, read the comments in this News8Austin poll. I'm the second from the bottom, wondering why Michael Badnarik wasn't placed on the options list. Some gems:

I would sooner vote for Mickey & Goofy than cast a vote for a Bush Sr /Bush Jr /Cheney ticket.


In 2004, I will vote a straight Democratic ticket as I will in 2008, 2012, and as long as the good Lord allows me to stay on this Earth.


Of course Austin is going to vote more Democratic. Austin has a higher percentage of college graduates and is the Texas leader in book sales. The more educated the populace is the more likely to vote for the smart candidate.


GWB is the worst President ever. Thats what I have decided. Anyways, I will never vote for a Republican. They are good for nothing right wing radicals who want nothing to do more than step on peoples rights. If it is not what they want, then it is not the right way. Whatever happen to freedon. All Republicans do is take it away. And people say Democrats are the bad ones, Please..., at least I get choices with a democratic administration. The Bush Administration Sucks VOTE DEMOCRAT!!!


I'd vote for a Voldemort-Vader ticket before I'd cast a ballot for George W. & Dick GFY. Voting them out isn't enough; handing down indictments isn't enough; throwing them in prison wouldn't be enough. Tar, feathers, and a ride out of DC on a rail -- that'd be enough. Shrub, Dick GFY, Rummy, Condi, Wolfie, Ashkook, all of 'em.


We have a President that has guts and the wherefore to stand up for the people today. It's a shame that people looking for a handout would even look at anyother candidate. Remenber, this President took action for those murdered on 9/11 and didn't back down like others before him. Now is time to support. Not abort our nation.


Don't like Kerry, won't waste vote on Nader. My options are so slim, they suck. Someone said that they were tired of Dems trying to make this country Communist/Socialist. With another 4 years of Bush, you will be stuck with martial law and trying to rationalize why it is the right thing.


Why is it that the conservatives are the most demonstrative... it can't be because they're right. The conservative platform makes sense on a superficial level, but when you dig deeper it is about negative racial branding and voracious greed. Republican is a brand name, created by scoundrels, to get the ignorant to vote for them despite an aganda that steals money from the children of the Republic


I am looking out the window of my brand new home that I just bought (first home!) and glancing down at the brand new minivan in the driveway..my kids are fed and healthy..we work hard and we are doing great. What's so bad about the economy? Has no one noticed that it's getting better?? Wake up and stop watching the liberal one sided news and blink the democratic eye gook away. It's the land of opportunity still. If you doubt it, go visit a less fortunate nation and see how it is.


I will vote for the man who blesses Israel and believes that the Bible is the Word of God.


Voting for Bush only to keep the more socialist Democrats on hold a little longer. Still, the President is pretty powerless. Until we get the socialists out of the Senate and House the individual will continue to lose what he earns in order to promote the communisocialist programs that are currently in place and growing by the minute. Give me all of my money and I'll decide how to help the TRULY needy. Worried about the future of the children? Better get rid of these crooks quickly!!

For those people who want to peacefully educate the masses to get them to see the light, you have a long job ahead of you.

July 06, 2004

Spiderman 2 and Gold Money

Thought it was great, better than the first. I'll skip over writing a whole review (Jim Henley's got the goods on that one) and just pause to note one thing I haven't seen in a long time.

The first time Spiderman and Dr. Otto Octavius have a serious fight, it is in the lobby of a bank. Peter Parker was with his grandmother, helping her apply for a loan. Doc Ock storms in and attempts to rob the bank vault to pay for the laboratory facility he wants to build to recreate his "room temperature fusion" energy experiment. Parker runs off to change clothes and tries to stop Doc Ock.

Doc Ock is grabbing bags of money and sees Spiderman on the wall behind him. He pauses slightly, and then begins to bombard Spiderman with the bags. It becomes quite obvious what's in the bags when they impact their targets: gold coins.

I haven't seen a movie use gold coin in years. Even though it's obviously not the primary medium of exchange in the Spiderman world (there are scenes with paper dollars), it was nice seeing a bank actually hold reserves of gold. Austrians should be happy.

July 03, 2004

The Fourth of July

Fireworks, BBQ, liberty bells, and lots of red, white, and blue. That's what I remember the 4th of July being about when I was young. A celebration for the birth of a nation and the formal declaration of independence from a monarchy: that's what I was about in high school. What does it mean now?

My political opinions have changed so dramatically over the last few years. I used to think that while occasionally responsible for stupid things and waste, there was a place for government in our lives. It had to be involved, because otherwise how would we educate our children, how would we have a system or roads, how would the unfortunate survive? I dismiss these questions nowadays because I know better.

This gradual rejection of common wisdom and the things most Americans take for granted often clashes with that is expected of us during certain times. I'm an atheist, so I don't follow the religious side of the American experience. I'm a free-market laissez-faire capitalist, so I don't follow the minutiae of politics as life or death. I'm grossly skeptical of any person saying I have to sacrifice for the sake of others, so I don't follow the folks who mouth the line as if it were sacred.

I see people preparing for the festivities for 7/4/2004 and I wonder what they are really celebrating. What events, people, and ideas are they affirming? Would they have the intellectual courage to examine those ideas and apply them consistently to their lives? I have enough trouble doing this for myself; but at least I have a good grasp of what's at stake.

I think about the words within the Declaration of Independence:

  • When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another...
  • We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.
  • That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it...
  • Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Governments long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shewn, that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed.
  • But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security.
  • For imposing Taxes on us without our Consent...

Aside from the enormous jumble of contradictory concepts in that famous document, it still has power. It's the singular announcement that people have the right, perhaps even the duty, to tell the government imposed on them to fuck off and die.

Courage like that doesn't exist in substantial quantities these days. Those who do, who at least stand up to the cacophony of statist nonsense blaring at us day in and out, occupy a large portion of my blogroll: Erik at Brainville, Billy Beck at Two-Four, Arthur Silber at The Light of Reason, Radley Balko at The AgitatorKevin Carson at Mutualist.org, Jim Henley at Unqualified Offerings, the folks at No Treason and Catallarchy and the Mises Institute and Somewhere Over the Rainbough and at Reason's Hit and Run and Libertarian Samizdata. Among us there are differences both cosmetic and fundamental, but we all agree the current vectors of our societies are in the wrong direction.

I'll be out with friends tomorrow, on Sunday. We'll be using the 4th as an excuse to throw a party and stay out late and to have a three-day weekend. We may engage in some political discussion (it's almost inevitable with my friends).

At the end of it, I'll come back home and ask myself if Americans understand their government is betraying the ideas it was established upon and why they blankly cheer for this annual holiday. For while this is still the best country to live in on this planet, this distinction is a difference of degrees that grows narrower with each year.

Perhaps the 4th of July should be a wake, rather than a rally.

July 02, 2004

Test Driving the New 2004 VW Golf/Jetta TDI

Charles Maund Volkswagen called me up the other day to make me an offer. I own a 2002 VW Golf TDI GL with less than 63,000 miles on it with an impeccable maintenance record. They are hurtin' for used cars and are doubly hurting for turbo diesels. So they called to offer me a deal: I come in and check out the new 2004 Volkswagen models and they'll appraise my TDI and deduct that amount from the price of a new car. In addition, they'll knock off $1,000 more for being a loyal VW customer.

Realistically, the only cars within my financial reach (and it would be a real stretch) are the '04 Jettas and '04 Golfs. As much as I'd dig a GLI or a R32, I'd have to keep my choices limited to the lower tiers. Regardless of what I'd love to own, what I'd want to own is another diesel. An lo and behold, the TDI engine for 2004 has been upgraded to 100 horsepower (up from 90HP) and 177 foot-pounds of torque (up from 155ft-lbs). Both engines have 1.9 liters of displacement, but the '04 is what's called a Pumpe-Dse. From the VW press release announcing the new 2004 Passat:

Developed in cooperation with Bosch, these unit injectors are located at each cylinder to deliver the fuel for combustion. Because of exacting electronic control, the new Pumpe Dse technology creates a very high fuel pressure and better atomizes and precisely meters the fuel injection into the cylinders. This results in increased engine efficiency and power, with the desired benefits of quieter engine operation, and highly optimized fuel economy.

As always, the best resource for TDI owners, drivers, and modifiers is TDIClub.com. I'm registered there as, no surprised, "Drizzten." One of the elder members, GoFaster, had this to say about the changes to the engine:
It is not so much a "change", it's more like an entirely different engine that coincidentally happens to have the same bore and stroke and a few minor bits and pieces coincidentally happen to be the same. The P-D fuel injection system forces many, many other things to be different. Everything in the fuel injection system, head, cam, pistons, rods, everything involved in the timing belt and accessory drives since there is no longer a separate injector pump, etc.

He also had this to say regarding other differences:
The North American 100hp P-D has different emissions equipment. It's different enough that I strongly suspect that not only are the ECU's different, but that they are incompatible.

The North American 100hp engine has servo-operated EGR (the others are the old vacuum operated design), servo-operated "anti-shudder" valve (instead of solenoid/vacuum), a sensor on the turbo VNT mechanism, and a sensor (we think it's O2 sensor) at the catalyst.


Some basic info on the PD system from Bosch:
Each engine cylinder is allocated a Unit Injector (UI) which is installed directly in the cylinder head and driven directly through a tappet or indirectly via a rocker from the overhead camshaft. The ECU with map-based control triggers the high-speed injector in the UI. Fuel is injected as long as the solenoid valve is closed. This means that the valve's closing point defines the start of injection, and the length of time it is closed defines the injected fuel quantity.

What tha Hell does that mean? Well:
Across the complete engine control map, Unit Injector Systems permit precise fuel injection with variable duration of injection. The resulting rate-of-discharge curve and the high injection pressure result in efficient combustion. In other words, high power outputs, better fuel economy, and lower exhaust-gas and noise emissions.

My test drive bears most of this out. Thankfully, the dealer rep I was talking with let me take a 2004 Jetta 5-speed manual out by myself. :)

Idle and acceleration "diesel clatter" noise is markedly reduced on the PD engine when compared to mine. Vibration is noticeably weaker overall. The power band was wider, allowing for greater acceleration across more RPMs. Peak power is available 100 RPM sooner. For the most part, TDIs just don't smoke that much unless you fiercely stomp on the Go Pedal or mod it for power, such as with a chip or bigger injectors. I noticed zero smoke during my test run...and this was on a car sitting on the lot for who knows how long under moderate to hard acceleration for most of it's run. Essentially, unless someone knows what "TDI" stands for or can smell the exhaust, your passengers aren't going to know you're burning diesel towards your destination. The test drive was very pleasant.

You get standard an AM/FM, tape, CD player in-dash receiver as opposed to the 2002's standard AM/FM tape deck.

Those are the highlights. This new engine and model year isn't without some things that bother me.

One drawback is the fuel economy has dropped from a stellar advertised range of 42mpg (city) and 49mpg (highway) to 38mpg (city) and 46mpg (highway). These are EPA figures, so take them with a few bags of salt. I don't measure my mileage, but I normally get 520-540 miles per tank (almost all moderate to hard driving in a 50% city/highway mix) and the tank holds 14.5 gallons. You figure filling up at 12.5 once the fuel idiot light beams up, and you've got 41.6 to 43.2 miles per gallon. On longer road trips, I've gotten more like 580-610 miles to the gallon, resulting in 46.4 to 48.8 mpg. These numbers are with no performance mods or tire/suspension changes. You can get better mileage. WAY better mileage.

Another beef I've got is VW isn't offering the TDI in a 2-door version. Lame, very lame. I like the slicker, simpler look of the 2-door over the 4-door. It also makes it an event for my friends to ride with me. :)

The new HVAC vents don't adjust up and down as easily as the older ones.

The dealer offered to take my 2002 for $8000. On top of the grand they're offering for my VW loyalty, the total cost for a 2004 4-door, white, 5-speed manual Golf TDI that'll take 6 weeks to get here is $8,775.

Not interested, but thanks for the test drive!

June 29, 2004

A Bit About Me

[Updates below.]

OK, so I won't be jumping into politics immediately. For my 881st entry, here is what I'm submitting as my essay in my application packet to St. Edward's University. Yes, I am attempting to reenter college and get a degree, hopefully in Public Safety Management. I should know whether I've been accepted or not in two or three weeks.

Charles Hueter
8801 McCann Dr.
Apt. 140
Austin, TX 78757


A Response to Essay A


June 29, 2004

Once, when I was eight or nine, I asked my parents to describe where I was born. My father grinned and said I was born in a "Mafia hospital" and that he and my mother were served wine before the birth took place by some very polite and well-dressed "Italian types." The City of Marlton, New Jersey, exists - I've checked - but I've been less successful in finding the hospital, whose name seems to change each time I ask. The facts as I know them are merely that my parents lived near Washington, D.C.; it was June 26th, 1980; and less than three weeks later, we were in the middle of a move to Fairbanks, Alaska.

Being an Army Brat has both it's privileges and drawbacks. In the case of the former, you get to tell all sorts of stories about growing in up in disparate locations such as Alaska, Texas, Washington State, Hawaii, Kentucky, and Texas (in that order). Since most of my civilian friends have rarely left the state in which they were born, my memories have more of an exotic edge to them. I can judge weather from a higher authority given my exposure to such a variety of climates. The rich experience of living within an institution with it's unique codes, rituals, and symbols is not easily matched by the average civilian childhood.

However, when almost your entire youth is spent on military bases and, aside from the fact that no matter what you do you can't get rid of your fraternal twin sisters, you acquire a sense that things just don't remain constant. Friends come and go - you don't even get to accumulate enemies. I attended three different elementary schools and two different high schools, fracturing any attempt by my teachers to educate me cohesively. It became second nature to rely on myself to get through difficult parts of my life, shunning help unless absolutely needed. I read fiction, techno-thrillers, and sci-fi by myself often.

My father retired a full colonel in June of 1996, having spent 30 years with the United States Army and serving twice in Vietnam. He met my mother in Germany during a tour of duty and they were married not too long after. My mom is a legal Canadian resident alien and works in the Comal Independent School District as an administrator while my father, being utterly unable to remain retired and idle, has become a deputy sheriff with the Comal County Sheriff's Department. The aforementioned evil twins were born in June of 1984, cementing the month as one of my family's most expensive in terms of gift giving.

I can't place the exact date or location, but I recall entering my junior year of high school with a strong desire to work with computers and technology once I graduated. My father had just retired, we were living in New Braunfels, and I needed something to latch onto after losing my Fort Knox friends. Working with Apples and IBM-compatible PCs came easily to me whether I was installing Windows 95 at my father's defeated insistence or sneaking networked games of Doom II past my high school computer science teacher. I felt comfortable with the keyboard and monitor. I was somewhat worried that my overall grades were slipping and I was having trouble keeping up in calculus, but school wasn't something that usually troubled me and I brushed the C's and occasional D aside by rationalizing that it was the tedious teachers' fault for holding me back.

In 1998, I graduated in the top ten percent of my high school class and I applied for a Bachelor of Science in Computer Science at the University of Texas at Austin. Getting that acceptance letter was all the more exciting because my father earned several degrees there and he's big on tradition. That fact made the academic probation and subsequent dismissal after only two semesters doubly disappointing. When I moved to Austin, I brought along everything I thought I wanted and needed. What I couldn't bring were my study habits and effective time management because I had neither. Dispirited and losing interest in programming, I moved to San Marcos with some friends and proceeded to waste about 14 months of my life. This wasn't entirely because I worked for Avis Rent-A-Car, but they didn't help much either.

Emerging from that posttraumatic funk in 2000, I moved back to Austin and joined a temporary employment agency. I regained my interest in reading, but rather than fiction, I turned to political philosophy as my primary subject area. Over the years, as what I learned in school clashed with the reality of things around me, I felt myself drifting towards the optimism and fresh ideas from the libertarian line of thought. I became active on the Internet after my absence in San Marcos and joined in innumerable online debates. I adopted a love for Japanese animation as a new hobby. Even though I mistakenly felt the momentum I had built up would be used well at Austin Community College to gain readmission to UT, I knew the direction in my life was changing.

A temporary assignment as an envelope-stuffer at the Texas Association of School Boards impressed whomever is impressed by such things and I was asked to work there full time as a secretary. Since October of 2000, I've been with TASB's Risk Management Fund, working for public school districts from behind the scenes. This unexpected line of work is for our pooled insurance members in workers' compensation, property/casualty, and unemployment compensation. I help our traveling consultants with administrative and logistical tasks in order to make their jobs of inspecting schools for hazards and training personnel more effective. I don't wish to remain at the level of administrative assistant for much longer, but I cannot proceed unless I understand more about public safety and disaster preparedness. This is responsible for a great deal of my desire to earn a degree in Public Safety Management.

I grew up with an above average academic record and it ran afoul of my lack of discipline during my late teens and early twenties. I think it's time to change that and begin moving forward again and St. Edward's New College represents the best opportunity available that matches my needs. I never tire of learning, but after my disappointment at UT and ACC, I questioned whether it should continue in information technology. Now that I've worked at TASB for nearly four straight years, I've come to be more and more interested in the workings and mechanics of public safety. Not only would a degree in PSM greatly expand my knowledge base in my field of work, but I can also feel the familiar desire to discover a subject that interests me. This energy needs to be channeled productively.

I once promised my father I would wisely spend the money he saved on education. I broke that promise during my two semesters at UT and burned both his and my money at ACC. I want to change that record and accomplish something I've looked forward to for many years: earning a four-year university degree. I want the pride that comes with achieving that document and the integration of learning behind it. I want the enormous positive impact on my job and my future prospects for advancement. I want to establish a line of successes to keep me motivated for whatever lies ahead. And besides, both my sisters are working on their higher educations and I can't just let them get ahead of me, right?

For the moment, I plan on entering the New College and taking two classes per semester in order to build up my credit hours for an application to the P.A.C.E. program. If I focus and dedicate myself, I believe I can take home the degree just as opportunities open up within my division for advancement. I don't foresee working for TASB my entire life and with the combination of experience and education (and personality), the doors to a much greater depth of career choices should be open and accessible more than I would ever expect without.

Thank you for your time and I hope you judge me competent and worthy for admission to your educational establishment.

Sincerely,

Charles Hueter


UPDATE(7/9/2004 3:33pm)
I got in!

June 28, 2004

Miscellany

Berfday was phun! I wasn't expecting the professional spanking or the high level of camaraderie and conversation my friends and I had at Cameron's apartment afterwards. One of my most memorable occasions and I thank everyone who participated.

And now, back to the dreary reality of politics...

June 26, 2004

June 26, 1980

June 26, 1980

Another year and another birthday. :)

June 24, 2004

New Beastie Boys CD a Virus Threat?

UK's The Register: Beastie Boys CD installs virus

A new Beastie Boys' CD called "To the Five Boroughs" (Capitol Records), is raising hackles around the Web for reputedly infecting computers with a virus.

According to a recent thread at BugTraq, an executable file is automatically and silently installed on the user's machine when the CD is loaded. The file is said to be a driver that prevents users from ripping the CD (and perhaps others), and attacks both Windows boxen and Macs.

The infected CD is being distributed worldwide except in the USA and UK, which prevents us from giving a firsthand report. However, according to hearsay, we gather that the Windows version exploits the 'autorun' option, and that the Mac version affects the auto play option.

On Windows, when a CD is loaded, a text file called autorun.inf is read, and any instructions within it are executed. In this case, the machine is instructed to install some manner of DRM driver that prevents copying. We haven't seen either the .inf file or any of the executables, so we can't say how or at what level it accomplishes this - or if indeed it actually does accomplish this.

But assuming that the unconfirmed reports are accurate, we have here a media company infecting users' machines silently with a file that affects a computer's functionality, without first obtaining informed consent: a likely violation of pretty much every jurisdiction's anti-hacking laws. It's possible to foresee criminal charges being brought at some point: after all, having a good reason for spreading malware has never been much of a defence in court. And a file that alters a computer's functioning without the owner's informed consent is the very definition of malware. Because this malware can be transferred from machine to machine on a removable disk, and requires user interaction to spread, it is, quite simply, a computer virus. (A worm, on the other hand, is distinguished by its ability to spread without user interaction.)


There's an extended technical discussion in the rest of that link.

Further corroboration from Slashdot: Beastie Boys' New Album Silently Installs DRM Code

"After more than five years, the Beastie Boys have released a new album. It seems that the retail disc is bundled with a copy protection autoinstaller which silently silently puts itself onto the listener's computer. Many listeners are up in arms and some are venting their frustrations on the band's website."

Register link Via Radley Balko, on whose website a commenter says this was a Capitol Records decision and not the band's. A check of their message board apparently confirms this.

All I know is I wouldn't put up with it if I were in any position of power in the band.

June 22, 2004

The Social Context of Texas

Via e-mail. That Gawd sure is one neat-o guy.

The Creation of Texas

Once upon a time in the Kingdom of Heaven, God went missing for six days. Michael, the Archangel found him resting on the seventh day. He inquired of God. "Where have you been?" God signed a deep sigh of satisfaction and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds, "Look Michael, look what I've made."

Archangel Michael looked puzzled and said "What is it?"

"It's a planet," replied God, " and I've put Life on it. I'm going to call it Earth and it's going to be a great place of balance."

"Balance?" inquired Michael, still confused. God explained, pointing to different parts of earth. "For example, northern Europe will be a place of great opportunity and wealth while southern Europe is going to be poor."

"Over there I've placed a continent of white people and over there is a continent of black people," God continued pointing to different countries.

"This one will be extremely hot and dry while this one will be very cold and covered in ice." The Archangel, impressed by God's work, then pointed to a large land mass and said, "What's that one?"

"Ah," said God. "That's TEXAS, the most glorious place on earth. There are beautiful lakes, rivers,streams, hills, and forests. The people from TEXAS are going to be handsome, modest, intelligent and humorous and they are going to be found traveling the world. They will be extremely sociable, hardworking and high achieving, and they will be known throughout the world as diplomats and carriers of peace."

Michael gasped in wonder and admiration but then proclaimed, "What about balance, God? You said there would be balance!!!"

God replied wisely, "Wait until you see the idiots I'm surrounding them with in Oklahoma, Arkansas, Louisiana Mexico, and New Mexico."

June 18, 2004

Comments are Open Again

For the moment, I'm reopening the comments. If something doesn't work, e-mail me (delete the SPAM for the address to work) and I'll get to it as soon as I get back online.

June 08, 2004

Downtime

[Updates below.]

The incessant spam in my comments have pissed me off too many times to continue doing nothing. Tolerating the drug advertisements wasn't so bad, but the scoundrel(s) peppering my blog with rape, bestiality, and other nasty spam have changed my tolerance levels.

As a result, I will be backing up what I have in preparation for an upgrade to Moveable Type 2.64. The newer version will enable me to install the MT-Blacklist hack and hopefully get a grip on the majority of these bastards. In addition, I plan on installing James Seng's Security Code hack so as to require a human to read a captcha and type it in before a comment can be posted. Hopefully the inclusion of these two technologies will wipe out most or all of the crap that spammers keep sending my way.

I don't have Net access at home (getting tired of saying this) so everything will have to be done behind my employer's firewall unless I can find a friend with broadband Net access. I'll be offline for a few days until I'm finished or unless something truly outrageous crosses my path.

UPDATE(6/10/2004 8:35am)
I think the transition to version 2.661 is successful. I skipped over 2.64 when I found a place to download MT-2.661-upgrade.tar.gz, the proper upgrade version file. The blacklist and captcha installs are scheduled for tonight.

UPDATE(9:50pm)
The captcha didn't install properly so there'll be another attempt this weekend. No new posts until then. Dammit.

UPDATE(6/11/2004 9:50pm)
Gawddamn this. Comments are seemingly screwed and I'm not going to fuck with them any longer.

I'm not tinkering with this for a few more days. Can't even get a simple renaming of mt-comments.cgi complete. I want people to be able to comment on this blog but I cannot allow spammers to utterly ruin the content in the process.

Until I get back, pay very close attention to this Billy Beck post. Clarity, purposeful, concrete...they don't begin to describe the content. It matches my mood at the moment as well.

UPDATE(6/18/2004 5:00pm)
Comments have been reopened for the moment.

UPDATE(7/14/2004 11:13pm)
MT-Blacklist is installed. Hopefully it'll work.

May 27, 2004

Chiggers, FDA, and Market Intervention

I was gone for the last few days due to a visit to McKinney Falls State Park on Saturday. I was a dumbass and didn't wear proper clothing and didn't use insect repellant. The result was upwards of 50 chigger or chigger-like bites clustered around my ankles, thighs, and crotch. Several friends were also bit, but I displayed symptoms quicker and swifter.

Sunday night was spent contemplating not going to work. Very early Monday morning was spent cursing whatever forces of nature brought forth the necessity of the bastards that had bitten me. I didn't make it in to work Monday or Tuesday, and therefore didn't make it in to access the Net.

The itching was awful. I have never experienced anything like it. As Nina Bicknese said, "There is no creature alive that can cause more torment for its size than the chigger." Brushing up against a bite mark with clothing or furniture would set the welt off, so I spent most of my time either naked or mostly naked on my futon in front of the TV.

I went to HEB shortly after enduring a periodic "itching outbreak" and realized I needed something to combat the symptoms. I picked up a generic hydrocortisone cream and a unit of Chiggerex to complement a HEB anti-itch antiseptic spray I bought a while back. All of them took an hour or so to really kick in, they mostly cut down on the intesity of the itch, and they all lasted less than a few hours before the itching came back full force.

While shopping, I noticed all the various hydrocortisone-based creams didn't go over 1% in potency. It didn't matter if one was "maximum strength" or not; they were all at 1%. The other products that didn't have hydrocortisone had either benzocaine or lidocaine. Chiggerex had the former at 5% potency and the HEB Mercuroclear spray had the latter at 2.5% potency. Both benzocaine and lidocaine sound like they'd be up my alley; anyone who's heard of novocaine knows what I'm talking about. I wanted quick and real sensation deadening, chiefly because I knew I was suffering from temporary - yet acute - symptoms. Doctors know how effective benzocaine and lidocaine are for topical anesthesia.

Well, I was disappointed with the medications I tried and nothing else in HEB was available in stronger potencies, which meant that just about any place I might go to find over the counter drugs wouldn't have stronger drugs either. As I sat at home, trying not to bump the angry red welts all over my waist, crotch, and ankles, I began to wonder why the strengths of these drugs were so uniformly similar. The Food and Drug Administration immediately popped into my mind as a potential culprit. Certainly there are others out there in America who, like me, wanted fast and effective treatment of intense itching and preferred an anesthetic-based approach with enough strength to numb the are of application. There's money to be made here. The only reason I could think of why such products weren't available is government meddling. Are my antipruritic needs being oppressed???

So today, as most of the bites have calmed down and only a few itch with the same intensity as a few days ago, I decided to see if the FDA dicked around with the anti-itch drug market. And, of course, it has. I was able to find more than 50 pages of rules, deliberations, tentative monographs, and regulations regarding hydrocortisone and other external analgesics. The sickening degree of federal micromanagement in the drug industry is almost as annoying as the itching behind my knees. I was particularly pissed off with the exact requirements for labeling. A company can't even write it's own directions without the feds stepping in and taking over.

Spending a few minutes digging around the FDA's Center for Drug Evaluation and Research confirms my libertarian suspicions. Active ingredients are limited in many different ways: the dosage, combination with other ingredients, potency, and what they can be advertised to accomplish. For example:

Products containing colloidal oatmeal have been formulated in the following dosage forms: Lotion (1 and 10 percent colloidal oatmeal), cleansing cream (8 percent colloidal oatmeal), shampoo (5 percent colloidal oatmeal), and cleansing bars (30, 50, and 51 percent colloidal oatmeal) (Refs. 4, 46, and 47). The agency has calculated the approximate minimum and maximum concentrations of colloidal oatmeal that have been used as follows: For regular colloidal oatmeal, a range of 0.023 to 0.625 percent when used as a tub bath soak (Refs. 29, 34 through 38, and 44), a range of 0.24 to 1.2 percent when used as a foot bath soak (Refs. 30, 31, and 34), a range of 0.24 to 15 percent in aqueous solution when used in a wet pack (Refs. 30, 31, 32, 34, and 45), and a range of 3.75 to 15 percent in aqueous solution when used as a topical lotion (Refs. 30, 32, and 34); for oilated colloidal oatmeal, a range of 0.003 to 0.03 percent when used as a tub bath soak (Refs. 35 and 39 through 43).

That's from the Federal Register, Vol. 68, No. 107 last June. Page 33366. And that's just for using oatmeal as a barrier skin protectant! Imagine the bullshit the FDA throws in the face of people wanting to sell more complicated drugs.

Actually, that final monograph (available in HTML text or PDF) has some neat things worth quoting, such as:

Estimates of relabeling costs for the type of changes required by this rule vary greatly and range from $500 to $15,000 per SKU depending on whether the products are nationally branded or private label. The agency assumes the same weighted average cost to relabel (i.e., $3,600 per SKU) that it estimated for the final rule requiring uniform label formats of OTC drug products (64 FR 13254 at 13279 to 13281). Assuming 2,000 to 2,500 affected OTC SKUs in the marketplace, total one-time costs of relabeling would be $7.2 to $9.0 million. Because frequent labeling redesigns are a recognized cost of doing business in the OTC drug industry, these costs may be less. Manufacturers that make voluntary market-driven changes to their labeling during the implementation period can implement the regulatory requirements for a nominal cost. The final rule would not require any new reporting or recordkeeping activities.

The cavalier tone continues, amazingly, into the next paragraph:
This final rule may have an economic impact on some small entities. The agency's Drug Listing System indicates that about 700 marketers will need to relabel, and that this relabeling will be prepared by about 200 manufacturers, most of which are private label or contract manufacturers. Based on the Small Business Administration's determination that a small firm in this industry has fewer than 750 employees, roughly 70 percent of the firms are considered small.

"We're not certain this will impose a burden on doing business."

"But...you just mentioned what you think are the estimated financial burdens this revised rule will impose."

"We're not certain-"

"And you also take the time to estimate the breadth of businesses affected by this new rule. See, you say:

For example, assuming average industry costs, a small company that had 5 products with 3 SKUs each, for a total of 15 SKUs, would experience a one-time cost of $54,000 (15 x $3,600). A small private label manufacturer with the same product line and 10 customers per SKU, for a total of 150 SKU's, would experience a one-time cost of $540,000 (150 x $3,600). If one or more products needed to be reformulated, the costs would increase by $100,000 to $500,000 per reformulation.

...and you persist in trying to weasel your way out of being honest?"

"We're not certain-"

"Dammit! Listen to me!"

Finally, the crown jewel:

The agency has determined under 21 CFR 25.31(a) that this action is of a type that does not individually or cumulatively have a significant effect on the human environment.

I understand this was written in the context of the woodsy, air quality, pollution definition of environment. However, the wording still strikes me as a terrible indication of the mentality in charge. The "human environment" no longer rhetorically includes our financial lives. Any honest assessment would show that these rules do indeed have a significant effect on the human environment and on humans directly.

Like how I really, really wanted a powerful topical nerve signal supressor to kill off the distractingly strong itchy spots all over my lower body. If, under a true capitalist system, I had been able to get ahold of such an OTC product and I had an adverse reaction to it, it's my responsibility to deal with the consequences. Rather than paying about $8 for what I got at HEB that day, I would have greatly preferred paying $10 for a mid-grade ointment containing X% of lidocaine or some other topical anesthetic knowing that within minutes of applying it, the itching would stop and I'd have to deal with a small patch of numbness for a while.

I'm not a doctor nor do I aspire to be one, so I could be dangerously wrong about the safety of this kind of drug. Perhaps if my free market system offered a lotion containing 10% benzocaine and I tried it, my skin would turn black and my breathing would drop precipitously. If those were the dangers such a concoction might pose, the manufacturer wouldn't be able to stay in business if it didn't warn of them.

In any case, I've suffered through my first bout with a chigger infestation and I survived.

They aren't lying about how bad it itches. It's rough.

May 26, 2004

Musical Cornucopia

The last time I went music shopping at 33, I came back with some nice stuff. Their last sale on Saturday netted me the following...each for one dollar:

  1. Alias - The Other Side of the Looking Glass
  2. Amorphis - Am Universum
  3. Atmosphere - Seven's Travels
  4. Bad Religion - The Process of Belief
  5. Bob Schneider - I'm Good Now
  6. BT - Emotional Technology
  7. Darude - Rush
  8. Dave Ralph - Love Parade
  9. Division of Laura Lee - BlackCity
  10. EyeHateGod - 10 Years of Abuse (and Still Broke)
  11. Hot Water Music - Caution
  12. The Jon Spencer Blues Explosion - Acme
  13. Man or Astro-Man - A Spectrum of Infinite Scale
  14. The Mighty Mighty Bosstones - A Jackknife to a Swan
  15. Millencollin - Home from Home
  16. Plone - For Beginner Piano
  17. Red Snapper - Our Aim Is to Satisfy Red Snapper
  18. Themselves - The No Music
  19. Thievery Corporation - The Mirror Conspiracy
  20. Various Artists - Nuclear Blast CD Sampler
  21. Various Artists - Surefire Spring-Summer Sampler 2001
  22. Various Artists - Massive Brass, A Verve CD Sampler
  23. Various Artists - SNoisses Vol. II
  24. Various Artists - Swamp Surfing in Memphis

I've barely gotten started on this batch, so no reviews yet. However, the Red Snapper, Millencolin, and Man or Astro-man? discs are excellent.

Another e-mail the store sent has futher good news for bargain hunters:

Our sale is getting even better! Everything is on SALE at 50% off. Even the yellow tags. We mean everything! That's half off, mathematicians!

We now have boxes of $1 records up in the front - hidden gems seeking crate diggers.

There's still a lot of cool music left especially in our Jazz, Progressive, Psychedelic, and Experimental sections.

Please come by and score some great sounds at great prices during our last week.

NEW HOURS: We will be closing now at 9:00 pm starting tonight (Tuesday, May 24th).


Thirty Three Degrees
4017 Guadalupe - Austin - TX 78751
http://www.thirtythreedegrees.com


I've been to that place and unless they've gotten new supplies, the shelves are nearly bare.

But I'll stop by anyway.

May 19, 2004

Comment Spammers Must Die!

[Updates below.]

My comment system is open to anyone. This means it is open for abuse and anyone who has visited here regularly knows that abuse is regular. Comment spammers are active and irritating.

So when one of them leaves the e-mail address of nospam@nospampreteen-sex.info in one of their own spams...I wonder about the personality behind the campaign to indirectly yet utterly ruin whatever partially acceptable reputation this "business" might have had. Adding in some clever quote months after a discussion is over doesn't absolve you of your graffiti; it's just a cover to make it look like a legitimate comment has been left. It's fraud, really.

UPDATED 7/23/2008 10:34am
More spammy-ness here.

May 18, 2004

Sweet Musical Bliss

[Updates below.]

I struck gold at the 33 used CD sale. At 11am Saturday morning, the record store opened it's doors to a small but growing line of Austin music nuts who wanted first crack at an estimated 4,000-5,000 used CDs the shop had in stock that constituted their selection of "promo and store play" music. Every item in that collection was up for $5.

Hell yeah I was waiting in line! Here's what I picked up:

  1. Jazz Moods: An Intimate Evening. It's a three CD set of downtempo "restaurant" jazz with an emphasis on a romantic mood. It's that kind of jazz that is perfect for drinks at a nice upscale drinking establishment, but it also straddles the near-cheesy line a few times. If you invite a female friend over and she walks in while this is playing, she'll probably get suspicious of your intentions.
  2. Dan the Automator - A Much Better Tomorrow. I'm still working my way through this, but the Kool Keith tracks have been good so far. I've been exposed to Mr. Nakamura's work before through Dr. Octagon, Handsome Boy Modeling School, and Nathaniel Merriweather...but nothing with him as the principle musician behind the music.
  3. DJ Spooky - Optometry. Absolutely awesome. I'm new to DJ Spooky and this couldn't have been a more pleasant introduction. It's jazz. It's proto-IDM. It's ambient orchestral harmonics. It's just damn good.
  4. Adam F Presents Drum 'n Bass Warfare. Two CDs of mixed DnB, one of them by DJ Craze. Haven't listened to them yet, though the remix credits include Dillinja, Roni Size, and J Majik.
  5. cLOUDDEAD - Ten. I'm not new to these guys but this is the first album of theirs that I've bought. Their newest LP rocks in that special subdued and abstract hip-hop way that no other act can compare to.
  6. Bob Schneider - Lonelyland. I've let this purchase linger for too long. It's rock, funk and blues all over the place, reminiscent of Scott Weiland's solo effort, 12 Bar Blues.
  7. Morcheeba - Charango. This is my first real Morcheeba experience and I'm happy with it. There are times when it meanders into a predicable middle of the road trip-pop, but for the most part the tracks make we want to dig up more of their work.
  8. Medeski, Martin & Wood - The Dropper. Damn. I've seen these guys get name-dropped all the time as must-hear musicians, but I never bothered to follow up. This is kick ass alternative improv jazz. I want more.
  9. Saul Williams - Not in My Name. Haven't listened to it yet.
  10. Cherry Poppin' Daddies - Ferociously Stoned. Haven't listened to it yet.

I got ten CDs for fifty bucks. Doesn't get much better than that. I had hoped for more IDM/drill 'n bass, grunge, and rock but I couldn't find any that interested me. I was also in a bit of a hurry since a niece of mine was turning 2 years old that day and the birthday party was in at El Mirador in San Antonio at 1pm.

Thanks for the business, Thirty Three Degrees!

UPDATE 1:33pm
Oh man. Just got this in my e-mail:

Our sale is getting even better! All new items are on SALE at 40% off.

We have the new Morrissey album "You are the Quarry" in stock. It's the special version incl. a bonus DVD and it's ON SALE!!!

And this Saturday, May 22nd at 11 am, we'll be selling all of the promo & store play CD's we've gathered for nine years at an incredible $1.00 each. That's 2500-3000 discs!!! There's a LOT of great discs left and we'll be leaving them out all weekend to give everyone a chance at the bargains.

There's still a lot of amazing vinyl left in our Punk, Jazz, Classic Rock, Prog, & Psych sections. C'mon you waxheads, what are ya waiting for?

Please come by and score some great sounds at great prices during our last month.


Thirty Three Degrees
4017 Guadalupe - Austin - TX 78751
http://www.thirtythreedegrees.com


Holy shit! I can't keep going on like this!

Then again, after the hoardes combed through the stock last weekend, I'm not sure there will be anything I like left over. There was a significant number of CDs without jewel cases that I skipped looking at that may prove worthwhile though...

UPDATE(5/26/2004)
My loot from that last sale is here. There's also a final, additional 50% off sale worth noting.

Microsoft PowerPoint is My Bitch

I spent all day Thursday and yesterday in PPT training. I know how to ungroup clip art. I know how to create new templates. I know how to manipulate the Slide Master. I know how to insert live, liked Excel data and charts. I know grittier details about slide and object animation.

Oh yeah.

May 14, 2004

John Derbyshire is a Homophobe

And he isn't afraid to talk about it.

That's fine with me. I think being homophobic - even if it's "mild" and "tolerant" - is a silly stance to take. I attempt to treat people as they individually deserve it, not by what kinds of groups they belong to.

But if we are to have government, I don't want people who sympathize (or worse) with his point of view running it.

My previous comments about Mr. Derbyshire are here: What's Up With John Derbyshire? and Derbyshire on Married...With Children.

May 11, 2004

BilLee and Rainbough are Coming to Austin

We're Moving!

No the site is staying put. But BilLee and myself are moving from Athens, GA to Austin, TX this week (OMG!!!). I'm going to start packing any minute now... Can't I just be there you know... beam me up scotty and I appear with all my stuff 4 states and 1000 miles away. Nope it doesn't work that way unfortunately. Hopefully I'll be able to get my animal rights essay up on Catallarchy... it's written, but I've got to rework it a bit and I don't know when I'll have time to do that. So we will try to keep stuff being posted this week but chances are it's going to be a bit sparse until we get settled in in Austin.

Welcome to the Central Texas Hill Country, guys. Let me know if you need help or want to hang out sometime.

May 10, 2004

Tony Woodlief is Back!

I didn't write much last week because I took the wife to San Francisco. I'm back to report that I don't think George W. Bush will be winning that city. By way of illustration, how many of you remember Dennis Kucinich ( D Socialist, OH)? Many San Franciscans seem to remember him fondly, having enshrined him on the bumpers of their hybrid Toyotas and squat Subarus. They're warming to Kerry, though the enthusiasm is less abundant; for all his bad hair and poor fashion choices, Dennis Kucinich never murdered babies in an imperialist war of aggression.
*grin*

Mr. Woodlief has been actively posting for a month now, but this bit stood out.

The greatest interaction I've had with him can be found in these posts:

  1. Tony Woodlief on Libertarianism
  2. Tony Woodlief on Libertarianism II
  3. Tony Woodlief on Libertarianism III
  4. Tony Woodlief on Libertarianism IV

Other mentionables are Viggo Mortensen is an Idiot and Sand in the Gears Interviews Rudolph!!!

April 29, 2004

Legal Live Concert Recordings!

Record your next concert on a USB keychain

On May 21, new digital kiosks offering the tiny drives will be installed at Maxwell's, a small indie-rock club in Hoboken, N.J. At $10 a pop for the recording, and $20 for the reusable, keychain drive, let the downloading begin.

"This is a tool that allows fans to take home and share some of the best independent music from small live venues around the country," said Daniel Stein, CEO of Dimensional Associates, a private equity firm that owns eMusic Live, which created the machines, as well as eMusic, a music file-sharing Web site, and The Orchard, a marketing firm for independent labels.

For Scott Ambrose Reilly, president of eMusic Live, the idea is to let fans have a legal copy of a live show, which gives smaller artists and their labels creative control over the quality of the recording and a commercial stake in its distribution.

The understanding is also that it is not a one-time recording. Fans can share the files with their friends, providing free word-of-mouth publicity for smaller bands.


This is a great idea and one that has been irritatingly slow to come to fruition. We've had the technology to do this for years. The form that tech has taken for this venture and the copyright permissions that have been agreed upon were the only roadblocks.
The technology is quite simple: The music fan goes up to the touch-screen kiosk after the show and buys the keychain drive with a credit card from a dispenser alongside the screen. Once that's done, the miniature drive is inserted into a slot in the kiosk, and the recording - stored as MP3 files - is loaded onto the device's 128-megabyte hard drive. That is enough space for 110 minutes of music.

A receipt for the transaction is sent to the concertgoer's e-mail address.


Of course, this means only shows in venues that have these stations installed can be "legally" copied like this.
"Admittedly this won't be for everyone," Reilly said. "But since the direction of music is increasingly going digital, I don't see why this wouldn't find its niche."

Copyright 2004 The Associated Press. All rights reserved.


I think this has insane potential for growth.

Why do we go to live shows? I go because:

  1. I'm a fan of the artists and I want to support their work more directly.
  2. I want to mingle with other fans.
  3. Often the artists play something new or original during live shows that won't get officially published.
  4. Just as often, the artists play remixed versions of their songs that won't get published.
  5. Musicians covering other musicians' songs are a rare treat.
  6. Artist-specific gear is sometimes available at live shows.

Among other reasons, it's the uniqueness of the event that draws me to live music. And if I can capture that uniqueness in a high quality so I can play it back again for myself, I want in on it. I'd spend money on this before I bought a T-shirt, no doubt.

There are products available now that can record sound directly to a USB drive (Creative Labs Nomad MuVo, Mercury iXA321i, ARCHOS Gmini 120, and iRiver iFP-195T...among many others), but I have little faith in their microphones' ability to accurately capture the high volume and wide range of live music. Bouncers at live venues also tend to not like bringing in these portable hard drives and solid-state MP3 recorders into their shows. Price is also a factor: I don't have the $120-$400 for these things. The cheaper ones below this range are for voice dictation, not music recording. Plopping down $30 for the one-time package and then paying $10 per live show is a fantastic deal.

I hope Austin gets a few of these!

April 22, 2004

Orbital Is Calling It Quits

Click on 'News' to get the bad news:

"After 15 years working together as Orbital, Paul and Phil Hartnoll have announced that their forthcoming LP the "Blue Album" will be their last. Following the album's release on 21st of June, Orbital will play Brixton Academy on 25th of June followed by their last ever English live show, closing the second stage on Sunday June 27th at Glastonbury."

"I think we feel that Orbital has run it's course," says Paul Hartnoll. "We're both pursuing different avenues with our music. And we've been sat, as brothers, in the same room for 15 years now-and studios are always confined spaces-I think it's time for a change."

[...]

The brothers extra-mural interests have all informed the character of The Blue Album, the bands seventh, which evolved gradually over the course of 2003 with the band free from record company expectations and schedules for the first time since their career began. "If anything," says Paul "It's closer in character to our first album than our later ones, if only because we made it in our own time and for ourselves."


Orbital's "The Box" off MTV's AMP and "Halcyon + On + On" from the Hackers soundtrack were some of the first electronica songs I heard and liked. Until then, I didn't get what trance music was about and thought it was all a waste of time and electrons before then. The Brothers Hartnoll have been integral in my understanding of what trance and breaks music really is and I can't thank them enough for their work. I've seen them live in concert two times, something that I can't say for most artists I like. Along with Underworld and Prodigy, they provided the right music at the right time for me to grow deeply and quickly into the art form.

I will mourn their decision to stop making music together, but I have to give them credit for the choice as well. They'll be leaving the business after a long and productive career spanning the most important eras of electronica. They'll be leaving behind a worldwide legacy almost without taint. They'll be able to take some time off and (hopefully!) go back to release Orbital music that hasn't enlivened the ears of their fans. Even more uplifting is the chance they'll go on to produce music on their own. Double the pleasure!

I own Orbital (Green Album), Orbital 2 (Brown Album), Diversions, In Sides, Middle of Nowhere, and The Saint EP. I'll probably buy the rest as a gift to myself on my birthday to celebrate their Glastonbury show.

Because as much as I want to, going to Orbital's last concert just isn't going to happen.

Squarepusher Rocked Austin!

[Updates below.]

The show was awesome. Antone's was packed and the crowd was eager to see Squarepusher get on stage.

My friends and I got there right around 10pm and stood in line. Much to our chagrin, the ticket holder line wrapped around the corner while the "will call"/"at the door"/VIP ticket line was never more than three or four people deep. Not that we missed a whole lot for the ten or so minutes we waited outside. The openers were DJ Jonny J and Cassetteboy. The DJ playing when we entered the building was spinning breaks and drum 'n bass. I believe this is the same DJ who spun after Cassetteboy took the stage, but I can't be sure. It was alright, but there was little effort put into the mix.

I do know that Cassetteboy put on an...unorthodox...performance. It consisted of two guys running around the stage in those exaggerated George W. Bush and Tony Blair masks you see at anti-war protests. They changed clothes a few times, mainly to accentuate the physical love they portrayed the two politicians as feeling for one another. That may be the least offensive way I can put it. I think the music was prerecorded because they did no knob-twiddling and played no instruments. Then again, how you'd "play" their music live is beyond me. It was a long uninterrupted mix of speech, news, and audiobook clips hacked together to say whatever Cassetteboy wanted them to say: Harry Potter getting oral sex, Prime Minister Blair talking about hurting children, President Bush discussing the threat America poses to the world, and Michael Jackson on how he fondles kids. Among other things. It got the crowd going and was unique, but ultimately the on-stage antics got tired and I got antsy for Squarepusher to come out. I noticed a stagehand setting up two guitars while Cassetteboy was wrapping up and I wondered just how much Jenkinson was going to use them.

When he finally did walk out around 12:10am, we went nuts. He went immediately into his set. It's hard to describe his live music. I only recognized three of the "tracks" that he played, partly because he did so much live guitar work. Bass guitar work. The most amazing bass instrumentation I've ever heard. The man is a gawddamn adult prodigy. I've had an electric bass for a few years and I know the demands it places on the guitarist, especially those guitarists who "thumb-thwack" the strings to create the classic funk bass sound. As far as I could tell, Jenkinson almost exclusively thwacked the strings rather than plucked or strummed them. Additionally, it didn't seem that he used a whole lot of audio processing work on the bass signal. He had some signals processing going on, but I think he did a great deal of the processing simply by his method of playing. It was surprising how much he did live that I thought he would have done through his synths, samplers, and laptop.

His reputation as a flake and someone who may not have a solid connection with reality notwithstanding, he was upbeat the whole show, banging his arms and head around to his percussion and he thanked the audience several times. Thick English accent. He spoke infrequently, but the enthusiasm he felt was obvious. He didn't have his Ultravisitor beard even though it looked as if he stepped off the cover photo shoot and walked onstage. He ended the show with an encore, picking "Come on My Selector" as the ending song.

After witnessing this live show and experiencing the heretofore unknown progressive drill 'n bass jazz of Music is Rotted One Note, my respect for Squarepusher has skyrocketed. Good show, mate. Good show.

UPDATED 5/26/2005 8:55am
Autechre stopped by Austin and I went to check them out.

April 21, 2004

Entertainment Quickies

  • Kill Bill Vol. 2 kicks all manner of ass. It's better than Vol. 1 in most respects. Less outright violence, though.
  • I bought Pearl Jam's Ten for the first time on CD last night. It cost me $5.99 used at Waterloo. A better bargain for a must-have CD I am not aware of.
  • The Jack Bauer Hour, otherwise known as 24, has gotten decidedly current events-ish on us with the episode that aired last night. I thought Jack murdering Ryan Chappell at the request of the President (who caved to the terrorist's demand) was ugly, but Jack interrogating the Bad Guy's daughter in a style decidedly antithetical to individual freedom...that scene should be nominated for some Really Important Socio-Political Point award. It cuts straight to the heart of every security vs. liberty issue in this country.
  • Also when I bought Ten, I picked up Squarepusher's Music is Rotten One Note. Fucking brilliant. I can't wait to see him tonight.
  • Ditto the brilliance on The Cinematic Orchestra's Every Day and Man With a Movie Camera. This is the first time I've heard orchestral strings and arrangements tied to breakbeats, downtempo hip-hop, and jazz. Awesome stuff.
  • Yvonne, at the Austin downtown Marriott, is the most attractive bartending woman I have ever seen. And she actually knows her beer!!

  • April 18, 2004

    Conferencing

    I'll be busy at the TASB Risk Management Member's Conference until Wednesday. I'm the A/V Guy again, so if anyone happens to be touring the Austin Marriott downtown on Monday and Tuesday, I'll be the annoyed-looking dude running around, packhorsing a few dozen pounds of LCD projector and laptop gear.

    Hopefully, this year's socializing won't lead down the path it did last year.

    I'll try to stop in and prune the pr0n and drug spam from the comments once a day.

    UPDATE(4/20/2004 1:33pm)
    I'm back, but I have the rest of the day off. Happy 4-20!

    April 12, 2004

    Just Started Michael Crichton's Prey

    After all the non-fiction and political economy reading I've done lately (Solidifying my Foundations of Capitalism, von Mises Book Bonanza!, The Individualist Anarchists: A Critique of Liberalism, Ursula le Guin's The Dispossessed, Attention Ludwig von Mises Scholars!, Quotes from The Liberty Dollar - Solution to the Federal Reserve, Back in Action; Pondering Vietnam), it's time to take a break and jump into a book that's been sitting on my shelves for too long.

    Michael Crichton's Prey is currently occupying my late night time. I've only just passed Day 6, but the narrative style is excellent.

    Got My Squarepusher Tickets

    Muah. The $16 feels well-spent. I look forward to the show.

    According to the Antone's website, Mr. Jenkinson will have Cassetteboy and DJ Jonny J opening. Never heard of them, but Pitchfork Media has a review of an album released by Cassetteboy. Sounds interesting.

    When I got my ticket, I also picked up Squarepusher's latest LP, Ultravisitor. Excellent stuff that blends his rising jazz undertones with the chaotic percussion he's known for. At this point in his career, he sounds like a proto-Amon Tobin.

    And that's a good thing. :)

    April 08, 2004

    I Tried Ivory Soap. I Hate Ivory Soap.

    It's one of those mundane things we have to do when we move out and live on our own. Buying the things Mom or Dad did for us. You come to regret never paying attention to the things they threw in the shopping cart other than the objects with insane amounts of sugar in them.

    I ran out of the Zest I purchased nine months ago and wanted to try something different. To me soap is soap; it cleans off the gunk and spruces up your smell. I don't give a damn if it's infused with 1,428 different herbal, animal, and vegetable extracts formulated to lift and seperate my pores to give me that fresh exfoliated feeling you get when you prance through an Amazonian rainforest. I just want to get clean.

    Based on this Simplicity Directive, I gave Ivory Soap a shot. The company makes a big deal about its "99 44/100% Pure Floating Soap" that contains "no heavy perfumes, creams, or dyes." I can't recall using it in the past, so I picked up a three-bar pack a few months ago.

    Bah!

    Ivory doesn't dry my skin out and leave it scaly. My skin feels fine after a shower. It just looks like tiny flakey Hell. It's as if each of the individual creases in on my skin get's their edges slightly fluffed, resulting in a fine patchwork of flakiness. This happens the worst on my arms.

    The soap doesn't lather as well as other soaps in the past. It find myself taking a little more time to get any decent suds ready for cleaning. And even after all this time, I'm still not used to the smell.

    So bye-bye, Ivory! I wasn't great knowing you.

    April 07, 2004

    Kinja's Libertarian Friendly!

    After asking Nick Denton about the (in my opinion) odd pairing of Unqualified Offerings and liberal bloggers, we had a pleasant e-mail back-and-forth. He didn't think libertarians needed their own section yet, but asked me to set up my own digest and pass it along to him so he could put it in the Showcase.

    So here it is, Drizz's Select List of Libertarian Blogs on Kinja. Woot! The list is comprised of the following bloggers:

    1. andrewiandodge.com
    2. areasonableman.com
    3. blog.lewrockwell.com
    4. catallarchy.net/blog
    5. classicalvalues.com
    6. colbycosh.com
    7. coldfury.com/reason/weblog.php
    8. crescatsententia.org
    9. dianahsieh.com/blog
    10. drizzten.com/blog
    11. dynamist.com/weblog
    12. highclearing.com
    13. jameslandrith.com
    14. juliansanchez.com/notes.html
    15. marginalrevolution.blogs.com
    16. mises.org/blog
    17. no-treason.com/weblog.php
    18. reason.com/hitandrun
    19. samizdata.net/blog
    20. theagitator.com
    21. two--four.net/weblog.php
    22. volokh.com
    23. yazadjal.com
    24. zetetics.com/mac

    So, um, do as you wish or something.

    Exchanging Less Money for More Goods

    It's amazing what I can buy at an Evil Grocery Chain Store for less than two hours' worth of pay:

    1. Frito Lay Baked Ruffles Cheddar & Sour Cream - $3.39
    2. Tostidos Bite Size Rounds - $1.99
    3. Hill Country Fare 100% Whole Wheat bread - $1.09
    4. Roman Meal hotdog buns - $1.69
    5. Zone Perfect Chocolate Mint nutrition bars 3 x $0.99 - $2.97
    6. HEB Hydrocortisone Cream w/ Aloe - $2.89
    7. 1/2lb deli Mickleberry Smoked Ham - $2.37
    8. 1/2lb deli Healthy Choice Golden Turkey - $2.59
    9. Butterball Bun Size turkey franks - $1.69
    10. Progresso Rich & Hearty Creamy Chicken Soup w/ Wild Rice - $1.26
    11. Minute Maid Fruit Punch frozen concentrate - $0.91
    12. Hill Country Fare Grape Cocktail frozen concentrate - $0.88
    13. Minute Maid Orange Tangerine frozen concentrate - $0.89
    14. Hill Country Fare Calcium-Fortified Orange Juice frozen concentrate - $0.88
    15. Progresso Rich & Hearty Steak & Potato soup - $1.26
    16. Wolfgang Puck's Hearty Vegetable Beef soup - $1.50

    That came to $28.25 and with $0.08 in sales tax added, the total was $28.33 for 16 different items. My pay is roughly $14.50 per hour.

    That list is a feast to a homeless man. Perhaps a minor blip in the mind of the grocery-buyer in a family of five. Still, I bought enough groceries to comfortably keep me out of hunger for more than a week (I don't eat breakfast, in case you didn't notice). Eating food of this nutritional quality allows me to continue working out and make gains in strength and endurance. All the food here can be prepared in short order and cleaned up with minimal fuss. And I was able to buy it all in almost perfect indirect exchange with two hours' work.

    Pretty damn amazing.

    April 01, 2004

    Drooling Over the FreedomFest

    [Updates below.]

    Via Samizdata, I learn of FreedomFest. Lesse here:

    1. It's in Las Vegas.
    2. Harry Browne, Jason Sorens, John Stossel, Ron Paul, David Friedman, Nathaniel Branden, Steve Moore, Grover Norquist, Ronald Bailey, Tibor Machan, Ben Stein, David Boaz, and numerous others will be speaking. Such as Dr. Arthur B. Laffer, creater of the famous Laffer Curve.
    3. Three days of events.
    4. Panels and debates with topics like Two Visions of Liberty: Anarchy vs Limited Government and The Civil War: Did the Right Side Win?
    5. And a large array of sponsors and exhibitors.

    Of course, there is a $250 registration fee and other expenses...but damn. That's a lot of free market brainpower in one place at once.

    UPDATE(6/3/2004 9:50am)
    The Fest has come and gone, but there are two post-Fest articles to read:


    The first, from WorldNetDaily, is far better than the second, from National Review.

    Not an April Fool's Joke

    Sometime today, I will pass 100,000 website visits on my Sitemeter counter. As of this writing, I'm 25 hits away.

    I realize that a significant portion of that traffic came from the Internet furor surrounding the Governor Rick Perry non-scandal. But looking at the long-term stats, things have gone nowhere but up. Even better, the number of referrers showing up as "unknown" - meaning, they most likely accessed drizzten.com through a bookmark or shortcut - has greatly increased. For that, regular readers, I am grateful.

    I have no idea what's in store for myself, this website, and the issues I follow over the next year. That's part of the reason why this is so fun.

    March 31, 2004

    Helping the Libertarians Get on the Texas Ballot

    [Updates below.]

    Despite several posts on this blog that generally lament the voting process and the system it upholds, I have decided to help the Travis County Libertarian Party and the Libertarian Party of Texas to get ballot access for Texas libertarians this election. I asked for and received the volunteer packet in the mail and have begun asking people to sign. Picturing myself helping others jump through the imposed hoops of government interference is unsettling.

    Why am I doing this? For one thing, last year I promised the TCLP I'd help the ballot access effort through a donation. Since my finances can't support donating in any useful amount, I figured gathering my own set of signatures would make up for the $100 I pledged. I gave them my word and I intend on following through with it.

    For another, I wish to see the Texas's political direction change. I'm under no illusions as to the impact I have on Texas politics with my website. If libertarians aren't even on the ballot for the November 2004 elections, then the vicious cycle of mainstream Republican-Democrat dominance can continue. It isn't likely major positions will be drawn to libertarian candidates and I'm also under no illusion just having libertarians on the ballot will solve any problems. Individuals still have to vote for these candidates and if individuals don't understand the core principles that drive libertarians and can't comprehend the importance of their application, then this effort is wasted. But if it can be done, making the statement that there is a significant number of people fed up with the way the duopoly works is a good thing.

    It comes down to the question of how do you want to change the way things work. The choices are limited to just a few:

    1. Violent resistance and overthrow.
    2. Democratic resistance and the peaceful exchange of elected positions.
    3. Politically inactive education and voluntary disassociation with the system.

    I refuse to get involved in the first unless things get so bad and so awful that there is no point in restraining oneself from physically fighting back. I don't see that happening in the near future, but with the slow decline of things, it isn't impossible.

    The second is what is commonly accepted as the best means of accomplishing political change. But the entire basis is on majority rule. Even though the United States of America is a republic and not a democracy, in the end, political change is at the discretion of whatever voting block has the largest number of supporters. So, in order to get anything done that way, your supporters have to have reasons to support you. If they don't agree with your stances, you've got nothing but the shell of potential hope without votes to fill it. The last general election Texas held was in November, 2002. The results were dismal and fairly consistent: most Libertarian candidates earn less than 3% of the vote in their district. And this is in good 'ol pro-property rights, individualistic Texas. It's this political reality, fueled by intellectual rot, that makes participating in the ballot access drive so hard.

    The third is what principled market anarchists would likely prefer. It's the collective "screw off" and willful self-extrication from the system of government meddling and the deliberate attempt to change the minds of others through reason and debate. This confronts the problems of the second approach more directly, but in all likelihood, will have even less of an impact than the second approach.

    There is a fourth option. One can just give up attempting to change society for the better (thus shedding yourself of an easy "social planner" label) and focus on making your own life better. It's tempting in the face of such overwhelming opposition. But I won't give in to it yet.

    UPDATE(5/26/2004 2:24pm)
    The final tally is in. On Monday the 24th, 80,107 signatures were handed over to the Secretary of State's office. John Williams, the reporter for this Houston Chronicle article, "Libertarians in;, Green, Reform out," got the numbers mixed up and attributed the signature count to Nader's ballot effort.

    UPDATE(7/22/2004 1:16pm)
    News8Austin: Libertarians will be on Texas election ballot

    Election officials on Tuesday announced the Libertarian Party has met the requirements to get its candidates on the Nov. 2 ballot in Texas.

    As a third party, the Libertarians were required to submit a petition with 45,540 signatures of registered Texans who did not vote in the GOP or Democratic primaries.

    Secretary of State Geoff Connor said Libertarians produced more than 82,000 valid signatures.

    Copyright 2004 Associated Press, All rights reserved.


    UPDATE 9/24/2004 5:27pm
    The Austin American-Statesman, Voting, Free Speech, and Information

    Solidifying my Foundations of Capitalism

    The dividends of buying those Mises Institute books are already arriving and ready to be utilized.

    While reading Chapter 3, "Economic Calculation," in An Introduction to Austrian Economics by Thomas Taylor, I think I experienced more epiphanies than I've ever experienced while reading a book. Things just clicked; logical connections were made and reinforced. The relationships among money, knowledge, resource scarcity, the subjective theory of value, marginal utility, and economic calculation (to name a few) are becoming clearer. This has been a thoroughly enjoyable and concise read so far.

    This is probably because while I'm quite familiar with the practical necessities of a free market and the importance of keeping it "free," I have always been weaker on the theoretical side. And it's always the theoretical side you have to be proficient at in order to win an argument. The moment you make assertions, you've got to back them up with reasoned theories, otherwise those assertions can and will be ignored. If I can't explain the critical nature of a system of free market pricing, there's no point in trying to convince reasonable people that government efforts to intervene in the marketplace cause incalculable and unpredictable harm.

    This may have been the the best $5 I've ever spent on literature.

    The tendency to ascribe to the market economy the characteristics of being something other than the events caused by the choices and actions of individuals is incorrect. The market arises as a result of the willingness of individuals to interact. Every development in the market is the outcome of purposive actions on the part of individuals who are seeking to improve their own state of affairs.


    - Thomas C. Taylor, An Introduction to Austrian Economics, pg. 52


    The quoted statement above will now become Magnifisyncopathological's new banner motto. Quot homines tot sententiae ("many men, many minds") I liked and actually like even more considering the material I've just read on the subjective theory of value. It will now become the individual post banner motto.

    March 30, 2004

    Um...Ouch

    [Updates below.]

    Spam e-mails continue to pour in and they haven't stopped getting weirder:

    From: "Bernard Kenney" accessibilityscorer@bigpond.com
    To: drizz
    Subject: achieve an e_rection up to 36 hours
    Date: Tue, 30 Mar 2004 12:48:58 -0500

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    I'm not going to link to the site in question.

    Obviously, the syntax, grammar, and spelling of this marauding advertisement are all atrocious, eye-rolling, banish-to-the-6th-Circle-of-Hell variety. But get a load of that subject line: achieve an e_rection up to 36 hours

    Dude. There are times a Man must cease his Manly Activities and do other things, things that support the life of the Man who may then go back to doing his Manly Activities. Eating, scratching, drinking, working, sleeping, driving...these are all essential to furthering Man's life. A 36-hour erection marathon interferes with those functions! Besides, hasn't "Mr. Kenney" ever suffered from blue balls?

    This guy's trying to sell something that no right-thinking man would ever want to buy! Assuming the drugs work as promised. I'd rather test my testicular fortitude on a strip club bender than waste money on that stuff.

    UPDATED 7/23/2008 10:32am
    More spammy-ness here.

    von Mises Book Bonanza!

    I was tinkering around the Mises Blog last week and came across this entry where the Institute decided to sell off copies of Rothbard's Making Economic Sense for one cent because the books they have on hand have "brittle bindings" but are otherwise new.

    So I decided to jump on the deal (especially considering the number of books I already own and haven't even started yet...), and was pleasantly surprised to discover many of the books they have for sale are very inexpensive.

    So I went nuts.

    For the low, low price of $38.76 (including S&H), I received through UPS:

    1. Making Economic Sense by Murray Rothbard
    2. Education: Free and Compulsory by Murray Rothbard
    3. The Economics of Liberty by Llewellyn H. Rockwell, Jr.
    4. Economic Science and the Austrian Method by Hans-Hermann Hoppe
    5. An Introduction to Austrian Economics by Thomas C. Taylor
    6. The Philosophical Origins of Austrian Economics by David Gordon
    7. Mises and Austrian Economics: A Personal View by Ron Paul

    Seven works for less than $40. Most of them aren't book-length, but the breadth of the topics is what I need at the moment.

    I read Congressman Paul's booklet first, confirming the belief in my mind that he's probably the only decent elected official in Washington, D.C. and even though the booklet was written in the mid-80's, the tone he takes with the Reagan Administration could be just as easily applied to the Bush Administration.

    I started Taylor's Introduction book and didn't get far before it was Evangelion time, but I look forward to getting his overview and perspective before hitting the heftier works.

    March 29, 2004

    Website Maintenance

    I'm switching host servers within my host's system and need to update my DNS configuration to point to the new server. I don't know how long or if things will act screwy, though Register.com says anywhere between 24 and 72 hours.

    Be back later.

    UPDATE(1:27pm)
    Meaning, in case yer bored, go check out Noam Chomsky's blog, "Turning the Tide." Expect hilarity to ensure.

    Don't forget to hold your nose when wading in. Many of the comments threads already crest 150 posts.

    UPDATE(3/29/1:47pm)
    Looks like Noam disabled commenting for the time being. A pity.

    I think all the kinks have been worked out of the server move. That was an unnerving 72 hours...

    Diesel Days Are Here Again...

    [Updates below.]

    [This is a repost. Original article and comments lost after the recent server move.]

    Gas Price Hits Record High Again -AAA


    For the second consecutive day, the price at the pump for U.S. regular gasoline hit a record high, the American Automobile Association said on Wednesday.

    The average price for regular gas hit $1.74 a gallon, up two-tenths of a cent from the prior record reported just Tuesday in the AAA's survey of more than 60,000 stations. The high before that had been set late last summer.

    The U.S. government has already warned retail prices would average $1.83 per gallon in April and May, even before the summer driving season, which traditionally begins on the Memorial Day weekend in late May.

    Copyright 2004 Reuters News Service. All rights reserved.


    Once I get my car back from the body shop (revised estimate: $2,300+), I can once again enjoy my awesome mileage in the low 50's to high 40's. Even better, it is often the case that diesel costs little more than super grade gasoline, frequently coming under or matching the price of regular unleaded. The fuel cost of operating passenger diesel vehicles is low.

    There is the issue of the diesel smell...but being able to literally smoke tailgaters more than makes up for it. :)

    UPDATE(5/20/2004 4:28pm)
    Unfortunately, the government continues to meddle in the diesel market. But at least we have purposeful individuals willing to do the right thing to find lower fuel prices.

    March 16, 2004

    Liberty Mutual Rocks!

    I once said that USAA kicked ass. I've since left them to get my insurance coverage with Liberty Mutual (cheaper premiums) and after last weekend's lapse of personal responsibility, I called LM today to get the claims process started.

    Three words: Quick, easy, and painless. The woman I talked to was courteous and clear-spoken and had answers to all of my dumb questions. Of course, it helped to have almost all the info she wanted in mind before I called. I've already got a date with a body shop to get the TDI's damage estimated for tomorrow and it's hardly a block down from where I work.

    So far, so good...

    March 15, 2004

    My Lack of Personal Responsibility

    In the end, memories are all I have of the events and people I experience. It's the memories that matter most to me. They may be unpleasant, funny, or unsettling, but at least I have them and an internal record to refer to. That's why my problem with alcohol is so troubling.

    I didn't notice it until two years ago. I was at a friend's party and we were all drinking. I guess that night I surpassed my previous limits because I awoke outside the house and didn't know how I got there. Even worse, I couldn't remember anything that happened about an hour before I fell asleep. My friends told stories of me acting silly and how we all laughed, but I couldn't remember. I brushed it off as an anomaly and went on with my life.

    My memory lapse happened again a few months later under almost identical circumstances. Apparently I had gotten drunk with everyone and for perhaps an hour and a half before I fell asleep, I talked to two attractive women whom I had wanted to go out with. The three of us chatted about all sorts of things and they implied later the next day that some of them were somewhat personal. However, even though such an event would be important for me to remember, I couldn't recall any of it. That bothered me mainly because I wanted to know what I let slip out and if I had said anything embarrassing. In addition, the idea of going through a blackout annoyed me, as if I were above such weaknesses. But since I had essentially been under supervision, I didn't let it get to me.

    These memory holes began appearing about twice a year and they all involved situations where I had been drinking enough to prevent my mind from storing memories, but not enough to set off alarms with my friends; I was always outwardly fine. Certainly drunk, but none of my friends considered me a risk to myself or others. There was even been a time I drove a friend and myself to Denny's after a night at the pub, drove back, and made it to my friend's apartment, spending the night there...the whole time driving fine and holding respectable and coherent conversations. The next day, I didn't remember a thing after arriving at the restaurant. My friend had to tell me what happened.

    It was after that incident that I began to worry about the memory thing. If I couldn't remember an activity as complex and demanding as driving my car (and according to my friend, driving while an Austin police car was behind us), even though 80% of the time I'm drinking is at that friend's apartment or within four miles of it, I was concerned I might hurt something or someone and not be able to do anything about it. Or get in trouble and forget what happened. Or forget something somewhere and lose it forever. Just pick a potential horror story and play with the possibilities. None of these memory blackouts came with a hangover stronger than a mild headache and a dry mouth from snoring...to the best of my ability to remember, I did not damage property or cause pain to people. Go Ask Alice describes this more succinctly. I indeed suffer from some sort of alcohol-induced periods of amnesia. Still, it hasn't changed my behavior to any great extent. It's been this way for a while now. I was comfortable with it.

    So last Saturday, some of my friends went to an early St. Patrick's Day party off 51st street between Airport Blvd and Lamar Blvd, to the east of Whitaker Fields. The plan was to visit and hang out for an hour or two and then head over to the Poodle Dog Lounge to check out a band performing that night. We got to the party when it started at 8pm. The friend I drove with believes we left between 11pm and midnight. I don't remember when we left.

    I do remember trying the ice luge with Rumplemintz, Jgermeister, and Hpnotiq. I had two cups of beer mixed in between and I munched on some of the snacks. I had finished off three bottles of ZeigenBock before we left. I was not sober by any means, but I don't remember stumbling around, slurring my words, or throwing up and neither do my friends. I remember acting like a fool and directing traffic along 51st street; just waving cars along whether they were stopping by for the party or not. I remember not drinking any more after my second beer. I remember it lightly raining all day and part of the time we were there. I remember having fun and meeting a few new people. I remember a particularly attractive woman and how I wanted to draw her away from what I can only presume was the guy she came with.

    And then I remember waking up at my friend's apartment.

    My throat was a little sore, I was thirsty, and I had to piss. I sat up and looked at my watch, noting that it was early. Waking up at 9am after a party wasn't anything new to me, so I stood up and stretched and walked to the bathroom. When I got there, I became aware of a growing pain in my left knee. I looked down and my jeans were dirty and torn over the spot that hurt; it looked and felt like I had fallen on my kneecap. As I finished in the bathroom, I was seized by the realization that I didn't remember how it happened. I sat down on the couch and examined myself closer. The cut in the jeans was unusually "clean" and straight; it looked as though it had been done with scissors or a knife rather than a scrape with a rock or concrete. There was dried mud mostly below the cut, but it wasn't clumped in any quantity; rather, it looked as though it had came in contact with a slightly dirty wet street. My knee wasn't on fire at this point but the pain wasn't anything I could ignore. I pulled up my pant leg and gave it a look. It had scabbed over hours ago and the scab covered most of the skin directly south of the patella. There was light bruising around the sides and the whole joint was beginning to get stiff.

    I couldn't remember what happened at all. Worried, I stood up and peeked in my friend's room and he was there, sleeping. The things we brought in when we got back were strewn haphazardly about the floor in the living room. I picked up my keys, put on my shoes gingerly, and walked outside. I semi-limped over to my car and gave it a once-over. I didn't remember parking it. I didn't remember driving it. And I did not remember what had happened to the right front wheel well and bumper.

    I was missing my VW wheel cover and a piece of plastic bulkhead separating the wheel well from the engine compartment. The bumper had been knocked out of alignment and there was a puncture-crack from the inside. Looking closer at the area where the plastic was missing, I saw what appeared to be my intercooler (it's essentially the radiator-looking thing in this picture) and one of it's corners was aligned were the puncture came through the bumper. The street grime had been wiped away from the right corner of the front bumper and the lower piece of black trim under the bumper had been dislocated. The black steel rim had a rather nasty dent in it along the edge where it contacts the tire, which was dented and scraped as well. I had left my car stereo faceplate attached to the stereo and my cell phone had been left on the steering column in front of my gauges. I have those things in place when I drive and I religiously remove them when I arrive at my destination.

    None of this I remember. There wasn't any blood or damage to the interior. No airbags had deployed. No vomit or broken glass on the floorboards. I was stunned and slowly limp-walked back to his apartment. I poured myself a small glass of water and nursed it for a few minutes, wondering what I had done.

    He woke up shortly later and I immediately asked him what happened. Unfortunately, he wasn't in any condition to remember much because he had consumed too much hard alcohol too quickly and spent the last half of the evening sitting down, occasionally vomiting and sipping water. He couldn't recall what happened to my knee, but he did remember parts of the car accident. We talked about it for a while and decided to get something to eat and stop by the house the party was held at to see if the street we parked on had any clues.

    After quietly eating at Schlotzsky's, he and I visited the crash site. The best we could figure out: when we left, I drove straight down that street we parked on, driving away from 51st. The street T-bones into another street and I didn't slow down and make the left turn properly, sliding into the curb and bouncing up onto someone's property. The right front tire left a trail leading up from the curb in an arc back down to the street through the grass. He and I were damn lucky. An inch to the right and I would have hit a tree. A foot to the right and we would have hit a telephone pole. Had I driven straight over the curb, and we would have plowed right through that person's fence and into their front lawn. Judging from the dent in the rim and the trail my front tire made in the wet grass, I was probably going about 10-15 miles per hour. I didn't see any slip or skid marks. We found and picked up the hubcap and the piece of plastic separating the wheel well from the engine compartment. Both were cracked.

    My friend said after the accident I drove on and pulled up to the next stop sign and checked my car. I don't remember any of it. I know that normally, I would have gone back to pick up my wheel cover after losing it, but I guess that didn't occur to me. Maybe I didn't see the wheel damage. Perhaps I had wanted to just get the hell out of there. Upon driving around the area again, I noticed that another, much more obvious, route back to 51st street (an immediate left onto a connecting road rather than driving to the T-bone) would have been a better idea than going straight.

    As for my knee, we still have no idea. Everyone I've talked to said I was acting and talking fine before we drove off and when I said my goodbyes. I wasn't hurt anywhere else; no scrapes on my palms or anything. My jeans had only one spot on them where there was blood and dirt, and that was over the knee that got hurt. The material was also cleanly cut right across the knee cap...no way the "fall" could have caused that cut. There was some dirt ground into the wound. No marks in the car leading me to think it happened during the accident. Fucking thing still hurts and I don't have any bandages big enough to cover the wound in one piece. I contacted the other friends we drove with (they took their own car) and they don't remember what happened to us either, though they did say I wasn't acting any differently that I had in the past when drinking.

    This is damn scary, dear readers. At least two significant events happened to me that night and even after attempting to jog my brain by revisiting the scene of the accident and the house that hosted the party, I cannot remember anything. Even worse, now that I've been able to visualize what might have happened, I can picture the car wreck occurring. I can't tell if what I might be able to remember is any different from the mental projection of what probably happened. I can't be sure anything I recall now (if I'm able in the future) can be reliably compared to what happened. A few hours of my life were "disappeared." My friend and I could have gotten badly injured, I could have flat-out wrecked my car; any number of ugly things might have taken place.

    I used to have a principle to which I held firm from high school until I moved back to Austin in 2001. I promised myself that I would not drink AT ALL if I were driving. I would abstain entirely from drinking and any other drugs if I was the designated driver...and I was the DD quite often. I still am to this day as I took it upon myself to be in charge of transportation. I'd rather be in control of my life than leave it to someone else whom I couldn't be certain of. I've long since violated that principle regularly over the last few years because I knew I was able to handle, two, three, up to five full pints at the pub and still be completely fine to drive myself and my friends home.

    I recognized that it was too strict to deny myself alcohol on every occasion because I had demonstrated many times over that my capacity to drink responsibly was large enough to fit short range, city speed driving into my plate if I wanted to. And after months and months of being the sober guy, I wanted to participate as well.

    I'm not screwing about anymore with drinking and drinking. Not after this. I've spent a good deal of time reflecting how lucky I was things turned out the way they did. The party was hardly a ten minute drive from my friend's apartment, but a cab should have been called to take us home. Taxi fare split between us would have been so much better than the body shop estimate I fear I'll face. We should have slept over and handed my keys to the host and hostess. I can't trust myself beyond one or two drinks anymore, if even that. If my friends can't distinguish between my normal demeanor and my blackout demeanor - and I certainly cannot - then I need to dramatically lower the bar and raise my standards.

    I have been deeply irresponsible and getting the fruits of my irresponsibility repaired is something I deserve.

    *Nelson Voice*

    Calif. Officials Nearly Fall for H2O Hoax

    Ha ha!

    March 13, 2004

    Link Collecting

    • Billy Beck points out the upward trend in collectively-enforced mindlessness.

    • Don Watkins discusses the rational and irrational aspects of his life and rededicates himself to his inner philosophy and then goes on the kick the bastard back who missed the whole point of his change of heart.

    • Ronald Bailey notes Bjrn Lomborg has been cleared of the nasty charges levied against him by the Danish Committee on Scientific Dishonesty. I want to read The Skeptical Environmentalist even more now.

    • Captain Mojo demonstrates one direction the energies of creation went rather than towards sleek hover cars: assault weapons.

    • Joe at Coldfury publishes some wonderful quotes.

    March 10, 2004

    The CD Settlement Money has Arrived

    Last year, I wrote about the CD pricing litigation settlement. I did apply for the fruits of the settlement when I blogged about it and I received the check earlier this week along with this letter:

    February 2004

    Dear Texas Music Purchaser:

    As Attorney General for the State of Texas, I am pleased to enclose payment for your claim in the settlement of the compact disc minimum advertised price antitrust litigation. This lawsuit was brought by the attorneys general of 43 states and three territories and by council for Private class Plaintiffs on behalf of purchasers of music CDs. In accordance with the terms of the court-approved settlement, payment is being made to music purchasers who filed a valid and timely claim.

    Whether you filed your claim online at the settlement website, www.MusicCDSettlement.com, or by mail, the attached payment represents full payment of your portion of the Settlement. Please note that the attached payment instrument must be cashed by May 20, 2004.

    It is a pleasure to bring this matter to a satisfactory conclusion and to return value to consumers who purchased CDs while the challenged pricing policies were in effect.

    Greg Abbot
    Attorney General of Texas


    My efforts netted me $13.86 and I deposited the money in the bank today. Note that the money is distributed regardless of how many CDs you bought from 1995 through 2000. I hadn't thought about this, but the money is also going to entities other than individuals: schools and libraries are also getting in on the action.

    My views regarding things like antitrust have changed since early January 2003. Charges of price-fixing don't resonate as much with as they used to because even in the event that record company CEOs conspired to keep compact disc, cassette, and vinyl prices higher than an otherwise untampered market would set, I still made my purchasing choices freely and without coercion. I might have complained about the cost of some albums (I remember a distinct anger/amazement my friends and I held towards Soundgarden and their label when the Superunknown tape cost almost $19 at Fort Knox's AAFES PX), but I still weighed my opportunity costs against getting what I considered a near-perfect album.

    That freedom - and the freedom of the distributors and retailers to name their own prices - matters more to me that getting a check in the mail anyday.

    The Individualist Anarchists: A Critique of Liberalism

    While browsing a Halfprice Books store, I found this book for $5.98. It's written by William Gary Kline and it has dramatically increased my knowledge of the history of American anarchism. That subject didn't get any useful exposure when in my classes at school, something that I might have been just as receptive to as I am now.

    Some of the anecdotes are worth remembering, such as how "Rogues Island," one of the freer proto-colonies eventually became known as "Rhode Island."

    The book starts off with the death of Benjamin Tucker and the effective end of the Individualist Anarchist movement that he helped expand. It talks about Roger Williams and his slow withdrawal from his initial libertarian practices, thereby inciting a rebellion on the aforementioned Island. It discussed Anne Hutchinson and her desire for absolute religious freedom so each person could find their own salvation. Kline brought up William Penn and both his desire for freedom and his trouble in collect taxes from the Quakers. Some space was also reserved for Thomas Paine, who was, according to Benjamin Tucker, the first American anarchist.

    A much larger block of space was spent on Josiah Warren, now known as the father of American Anarchism. With his systemic approach, influenced by Robert Owen, he created a solid anarchist bedrock for others to follow. His successful Cincinnati Time Store (the medium of exchange was the labor-hour), his anarchist paper The Peaceful Revolutionist (apparently the first Individualist Anarchist publication of it's kind) and his experimental anarchist communities all drove the understanding and practical aspects of an authority-less society. Warren spoke of "enlightened self-interest" and his Equitable Commerce book was underpinned by the principle of individualism. Later on in his life, he did come to some acceptance of the state for "intervention for the sake of non-intervention" in self-defensive measures only. Warren opposed communism for it's attempts at forceful combination and collectivism and the book brought to my attention that his ideals were rejected by mainstream society even though at the time many agreed with what he thought should be done. Warren even had an impact on John Stuart Mill's conception of liberty and individualism.

    The book goes on to talk about Stephen Pearl Andrews and the vibrant life he lived and his strong Charles Fourier philosophical roots. He was an early American discoverer and first publisher of Marx, which lead to his odd quasi-Marxist view of massive state control eventually fading away to complete individual freedom. One of his insights, taken for granted and hotly debated these days, was the increasing interconnectedness of the world.

    Kline then moves on and devotes many pages to Lysander Spooner and his relative isolationism, his American Letter Mail Company and how it competed successfully against the US Postal Service until the feds imposed a fine on alternative mail carriers and left him broke during the legal battle, and his forays against slavery. Spooner advocated justice through individual reason and abandoned the Constitution on grounds that only those who consented to it had to follow it's commands. Kline quoted several excerpts from Spooner's No Treason essays and mentioned Spooner's radicalism extended to the advocacy of the Irish to violently resist British occupation. Kline emphasized his strong legalistic reasoning and natural law grounding.

    The book moves on to mention William B. Greene and his status as the founder of American Mutualism, his emphasis on free banking and his famous book Mutual Banking, and his break with other Individualist Anarchists on private property. Ezra Heywood and his pacifism get a mention as well as his widely read monthly The Word, his arrest by Anthony Comstock under the same-named law and his multiple arrests for obscenity and his advocacy of free love.

    A quick mention of Joshua King Ingalls and his "medieval" beliefs on landed property, his "occupancy and use" principle of property ownership, and his emphasis on the break up of the land monopoly gives way to the central character of the book's subject: Benjamin Tucker.

    Benjamin Tucker and his Liberty periodical get substantial mention in this book. It discusses how his exchanges and interactions with Warren, Greene, Heywood, Pierre Joseph Proudhon, Spooner, Mikhail Bakunin, and so many others created within him a deeply-held conviction and understanding of anarchism as well as his firm belief in the Individualist perspective. He translation of Proudhon's What is Property? and the respect it earned him was only increased with his fiery defense of the publishment of Walt Whitman's Leaves of Grass against the suppression under the Comstock Laws; Tucker even went so far as to defiantly publishLeaves in Liberty and he wasn't charged or arrested for this, encouraging others to the same act of civil disobedience.

    The book discusses the almost formal and permanent break between Individualist Anarchists and Communist Anarchists over property theory and Tucker's rejection of labor-led "direct action" even though he supported the Haymarket indictees against the government. He rejected the idea of "community" on individualistic grounds and pushed Liberty to be a centralized market for all kinds of anarchist thought. However, Tucker favored a "plumb-line" adherence to Individualist Anarchist orthodoxy. Kline overviews Tucker's denouncement of religion on the basis of it's assumed earthly authority and his desire to avoid small anarchistic communities in favor of larger-scale reform.

    In the same chapters, Kline discusses the other anarchists Tucker came into contact with, such as Victor Yarros, Joseph A. Labadie, the Alan Kelly, John Kelly, and Gertrude Kelly brothers, J.H. Swain, Henry Appleton, John William Lloyd, M. E. Lazarus, Edwin C. Walker, George Schumm, James L. Walker, John Beverly Robinson, Alfred B. Westrup, Hugo Bilgram, Sidney H. Morse, Charles T. Fowler, Edward H. Fulton, Dyer D. Lum, Steven T. Byington, William Bailie and the broad array of writers in Liberty and the large variety of causes they fought for and defended on the consistent application of their beliefs.

    Kline moves to the general uniformity of Individualist Anarchists in their conception of the state and the tendency to denounce the state as an institution rather than specific instances of it. He devotes the remainder of the book on anarchist economics, some anarchists' beliefs on social Darwinism and egoism. He spends some time documenting and tracing the demise of the Individual Anarchist movement through internal disputes, the lack of positive plan of action against the state, and the burning of the Liberty print shop. Kline gives the example of Voltairine de Cleyre's transformation from Individualist Anarchist to Communist Anarchist to illustrate the almost "evaporative" end to the Individualist Anarchist movement.

    Kline ends with a retrospective that attempts to reject the implication that anarchism fundamentally breaks with liberalism. I didn't find his argument to be too persuasive and it's obvious that he has a few consequentialist quibbles with a completely anarchist society, be it communistic or individualistic. His editorial opinion doesn't get in the way of the book as far as I can tell.

    The book is written in a very easygoing style and simple typeset using endnotes to document the extensive research he underwent. I highly recommend it to anyone who wants to learn about the earliest roots of the American anarchist, libertarian, and individualist movement.

    March 09, 2004

    Oldie, but Goodie

    Sometimes, I hate buying DVD videos.

    Movies are best viewed as a unique experience, in my opinion. Part of the enjoyment is the spectacle and the anticipation of seeing something new in a setting that is specifically designed to elevate the viewer's enjoyment. Monster screens. Tons of sound gear. A front-and-center place to sit. All the things theaters have that draw crowds.

    Well, besides the prices of food and drinks, and the semi-literate crowds, and the iffy bathroom quality, and the commercials before the flick, and the restrictions on your behavior inside the theater. And missing parts of the film when rushing to the toilet. I hate that.

    Hm.

    There are good reasons to buy movies for home viewing. More things are under your control. Even better, they pay for themselves after a few viewings. But that's another problem.

    I rarely want to watch the movies I've bought more than a few times. Perhaps I just need to buy more and broaden my selection, but I only buy movies I really like and I don't get out much to see what's out there. Some haven't suffered as badly as others; Memento, Dark City, Fight Club, and Heat have all worn well. But the majority I just don't feel as excited about. It's not just that I'm aware how things end...you get past that point pretty quickly when you catch yourself looking for contradictions, anachronisms, and production screw-ups. Sometimes the extras are nifty, but even when they are good they can't capture the same feeling as a great movie. They prolong the inevitable: boredom with the film itself. An additional problem is the time investment involved. The movies I own range from just over an hour to well over two and once I get done with all the typical after-work chores and have no friends to visit, I often feel like plopping down on the futon for more than 60 minutes would be time better spent elsewhere. Most of the movies I have gotten no action in over a year. Annoying to spend that money and then not feel like you're getting much worth out of it.

    I don't own a TV series on DVD. Actually, that isn't accurate. I don't own any American TV series on DVD, though there are several on my short list. The bulk of my DVDs are anime series from Japan. With at least 26 episodes per series on average, they keep my interest longer because the conflicts build with more integrity and care. Even better, they are digestible in 25 minute chunks.

    I was sitting at home Monday night, wondering what I wanted to do. I still don't have Net access at the apartment so blogging was out of the question; I had no interest in exercising though I knew I should, I was tired of reading libertarian/liberal/anarchist theory, and I just couldn't take the cable news any longer. I dismissed any thoughts about a movie, but my eyes passed over my anime collection and I felt an emotional tug as I saw the Neon Genesis Evangelion boxset. It was the anime that pulled me out of the Saturday morning cartoon kiddie fare anime mentality. I probably hadn't watched an episode in over two years. I sprung up and played volume one.


    Ahhh.


    Tonight: Volume 2!

    March 04, 2004

    History of the American Income Tax

    [Updates below.]

    News8Austin has the report. They've been doing several reports on the IRS and income taxes over the last week or so. Some noteworthy quotes:

    Oct. 3, 1913, is another day that will live in infamy.

    The Underwood Simmons Tariff Act created the income tax as we know it today, enabled by the earlier ratification of the 16th Amendment.

    And the Form 1040 that first year was four pages, taxing one percent of income between $20,000 and $50,000, graduated up to six percent for those making $500,000 or more in those days.

    Deductions were simpler 90 years ago for such things as interest paid, state and local taxes, losses in business, or arising from fires, storms or shipwreck.

    The personal exemption back then was set at $3,000, meaning most Americans didn't have to pay anything.

    According to the Tax History Project, only two percent of American households had to pay income tax in its early years.

    [...]

    President Abraham Lincoln, one of our most beloved Americans, signed into law a measure aimed at raising revenues to help pay for the union's expenses in the Civil War.

    That same measure in 1862 created a Commissioner of Internal Revenue and the nation's first income tax.

    The Internal Revenue Service came to be in 1894, as the income tax was revived after a 22-year absence.

    The Supreme Court would intervene ruling the tax unconstitutional just one year later.

    The modern income tax has its roots in the administration of Democrat Woodrow Wilson. In October 1913, he signed into law the Underwood Tariff Act. Since then, the growing complexity of law tax has financed more than just a few legal and accounting careers, as well as the government workers required to administer and enforce it.

    It wasn't until 1943 that the Congress passed the Current Tax Payment Act that required employers to withhold taxes from their workers' wages and forward the payments on to the government once a quarter.

    Copyright 2004TWEAN News Channel of Austin, L.P. d.b.a. News 8 Austin


    Meanwhile, Austin-American Statesman's Lasso has a report on the forces behind Texas tax changes:
    HOW ARE TAXES RAISED IN TEXAS?: If history is a guide, the state raises more money for public goods (roads, schools, cops) when the business establishment says it's time. The last major change in Texas taxes came in 1961, when the Legislature passed the first state sales tax. The sales tax had the backing, first, of the business interests in Dallas.

    So, when Lasso reads today [beware of link rot] that two major Dallas business groups favor increasing funds for public schools, it means something might, just might, happen.

    The Greater Dallas Chamber of Commerce said Wednesday it would support both a decrease in the property tax collected for schools and an increase in spending on students. The Chamber said property taxes should drop by 50 percent to 75 percent. Another business group, the Dallas Citizens Council, supports the Chamber's proposal.

    Copyright 2001-2004 Cox Texas Newspapers, L.P. All rights reserved.


    Taxes should drop and schools should be adequately funded. But that funding shouldn't be done through the state.

    UPDATE(4/15/2004 2:55pm)
    It's Income Tax Day. Read it and weep.

    February 26, 2004

    Gotta Get One!

    Congradulations are in order!

    Rurouni Kenshin Manga Tops Sales Charts

    Viz, LLC has announced that its Rurouni Kenshin volume 3 graphic novel has sold over 8,500 copies since its January 24, 2004 release, and become the top selling comic/graphic novel in the country for two straight weeks. Even more significantly, the graphic novel has placed within Nielsen BookScan's list of top 100 current best selling adult fiction titles, meaning that a translated Japanese manga is one of the 100 best selling fiction books in America right now.

    I have the first arc of the anime and the first DVD of the Kyoto Arc. Having seen all the way to Kenshin's battle with Shishio (but not getting past it), I really want to read the graphic novels.

    Then there's the Neon Genesis Evangelion Director's Cut.

    *drool*

    February 21, 2004

    New Reason to Move to Maine!

    Topless Coffee Shop!

    A businessman who hoped to open a topless coffee shop is having second thoughts.

    Normand St. Michel said he was taken aback Thursday by the opposition that surfaced at a hearing before the Planning Board.


    Aww c'mon! You jerks are ruining a great idea!
    "I was all for it when I came here but now I am split down the middle," he said, adding that his wife also was opposed to his plan.

    Despite all the criticism, board members concluded that the proposal did not require their approval and that St. Michel could go forward as long as he met state and federal requirements.

    St. Michel said he had been in similar establishments that were well-run and clean. He said the topless aspect was just a marketing ploy. "Go in and eat and the waitresses would be topless, that's all," he said.

    But opponents said Madison doesn't need a coffee shop that focuses on sex. Ann Harsh also expressed concern about the potential danger to semi-nude waitresses serving hot coffee.

    2004 The Associated Press. All Rights Reserved.


    There's also the danger of weird hippy nudists trying to storm the floor while attempting to harangue the audience with nutty world love theories.

    Gotta sympathize with the hot coffee worries, though. I used to work at a now-defunct coffee shop in New Braunfels (I think it's name was Breustedt or something) and there's no way I'd want to be bare-chested while carrying a tray of expressos.

    February 11, 2004

    Ursula le Guin's The Dispossessed

    An odd book. I ran across this in passing on another libertarian/market anarchist blog (can't remember it's name or the author) and the premise sounded good: an anarchist, fed up with his society, decides to grab a ride to the society's homeworld and check out the statists over there. I asked for it as a Christmas gift and recieved it.

    It was a quick read and interesting enough that I stuck with it over the literary objections of my other projects at the moment. Someday, I'll fucking finish Democracy in America, Capitalism, and all the others. *sigh*

    ***SPOILERS AHEAD***

    Anyway, the primary thing that struck me about the novel was the way anarchism was portrayed on Anarres. Dial the clock back five or more years and if you had asked what I thought an anarchistic society would ideally look like, I might have answered with some description of the society Dr. Shevek comes from. It's a communistic mutual society where private property is essentially abolished and the biggest insults one can lay at another are exclaimations of "egoist!" and "propertarian!" In a very real sense, it's the endpoint of standard Marxist theory. I wouldn't have been surprised at either the way Odonian society was described or how the peoples on Urras were described. I was a different person philosophically back then.

    Today, I read this and I immediately look to see when it was published: 1974. And I think, man how times have changed. I read this now, and I reel at how unjust the system is on Anarres.

    But this is a very subtle criticism. The Anarres' Odonian philosophy (we never really get a decent look at source documents or extended teachings) preaches absolute freedom and absolutely no government or law. I can be persuaded to agree with those things. But, it is extremely hostile to money, profit, property, and (as the book reveals later on) individual initiative and private relationships.

    Once on Urras, Dr. Shevek becomes more and more disillusioned with the society he experiences. Even though he came there knowing that things would be dramatically different from his home, he didn't expect things to be as abhorrent as they felt. Near the end of his visit, he gives a speech to a large demonstration of striking workers:

    It is our suffering that brings us together. It is not love. Love does not obey the mind, and turns to hate when forced. The bond that binds us is beyond choice. We are brothers. We are brothers in what we share. In pain, which each of us must suffer alone, in hunger, in poverty, in hope, we know our brotherhood. We know it, because we have had to learn it. We know that there is no help for us but from one another, that no hand will save us if we do not reach out our hand. And the hand that you reach out is empty, as mine is. You have nothing. You possess nothing. You own nothing. You are free. All you have is what you are, and what you give.

    I am here because you see in me the promise, the promise we made two hundred years ago in this city - the promise kept. We have kept it, on Anarres. We have nothing but our freedom. We have nothing to give yuo but your own freedom. We have no law but the single principle of mutual aid between individuals. We have no government but the single principle of free association. We have no states, no nations, no presidents, no premiers, no chiefs, no generals, no bosses, no bankers, no landlords, no wages, no charity, no police, no soldiers, no wars. Nor do we have much else. We are sharers, not owners. We are not prosperous. None of us is rich. None of us is powerful. If it is Anarres you want, if it is the future you seek, then I tell you that you must come to it with empty hands. You must come to it alone, and naked, as the child comes into the world, into his future, without any past, without any property, wholly dependent on other people for his life. You cannot take what you have not been given, and you must give yourself. You cannot buy the Revolution. You cannot make the Revolution. You can only be the Revolution. It is in your spirit, or it is nowhere.

    Immediately after this speech, his points are seemingly vindicated by the arrival of military/police attack helicopters and they proceed to slaughter the striking protestors.

    As someone who almost bores himself with his appreciation for individual rights, I deeply sympathized with Shevek as he traversed the Urras world and saw the injust use of force in the societies he encountered. He and I both recoiled at the chains placed on people by government fiat. But my disagreement with him and his ideological heir, Odo, is thus:

    Anarres is based on total individual freedom. If you don't want to participate in the way mainstream society works, you can leave and go off to do your own thing. But attempt to "own" anything and they go nuts. Everything is community-based and community-shared. It's superficially close to mutualism, but diverges from it with it's fundamental adherence and admiration for collectivization and the much ballyhooed "common good."

    As such, it clashes with my own preferences for private property and the extensive control over that property that ownership entails. In the book, when Shevek and his supporters announce they may send someone off the planet to explore and interact with the peoples on Urras, direct physical threats of violence are levied against them. And in fact, at the very beginning of the book, a person is killed by a thrown stone as Shevek leaves. The stone was thrown from a crowd of people who considered him a traitor to their people and their beliefs.

    I doubt I could live in such a society, and that is one of the reasons why Shevek leaves. He becomes aware how rigid his peoples' customs and traditions are. Their social habits become their law and their morality and superceed the principles of freedom.

    In that sense, the book was a great read. The Dispossessed stands as a warning to all manner of ideologies...conservative, statist, liberal. It says your society is only as healthy and just as the active axioms of it's existence.

    January 31, 2004

    Money Blues; Thinking of Politics

    Nope, I wasn't able to make it to Ushicon. Ain't got no money.

    With my move into a new apartment, my finances changed pretty dramatically:

    1. My rent went from $500 a month to $545.
    2. My new apartment complex takes care of all utilities except for phone and electricity, tossing in extended cable TV for free.
    3. I dropped my DSL service.
    4. I got a raise, roughly equal to $200 extra a month.
    5. I dropped USAA as my automobile insurance carrier and picked up LiberyMutual instead, opting for automatic paycheck reductions to pay for it.
    6. And I broke up with my girlfriend.

    All of these things have combined into a suddenly tight financial atmosphere. I've got to pay closer attention to what my money gets spent on so I don't actually go broke and into debt. The consequences of seriously screwing up aren't good. I left my parents' home years ago to live on my own and I don't intend on moving back.

    It really is a simple equation. If I don't make enough money to cover what I want to buy, then I have to lower my buying expectations and alter my habits. I'll be buying Zeigen Bock rather than Fat Tire...grocery brand foods rather than national brands...stay home rather than go out...reluctantly not buy new music and see new movies...and almost religiously turn my lights and electric devices off when I don't need them.

    It doesn't work that way with government, of course. Obviously, some jurisdictions do a better job with their balance books than others and when crunch time comes, they cut government jobs and reduce spending. I don't want to lump everyone together.

    But the feeling I've gotten over the years regarding the federal government and state governments in general is that it is simply not even up for discussion to cut payrolls by any significant degree and almost anathema to cut social programs. Everyone pays lipservice to "reducing waste" and "cutting the fat" from budgets, but those are problems of a systemic nature to all organizations. Eliminating costly departments and the programs they oversee are my preferred methods of reducing government red ink.

    Perhaps that's why I'm hesitant to ever run for office. I'm too much of a fundamentalist to get any serious level of voter support. Cloaking my ideas in digestible rhetoric might work, but that is deception and any opponents could just point to this very blog and reveal what I truely feel about the issues. There'd be no point in trying to hide my intentions: I'd do my best to put Grover Norquist's famous quote of "get [government] down to the size where we can drown it in the bathtub" into actual practice.

    In Austin, such a political stance is guaranteed to get you dead-on-arrival status.

    Anyway, just pondering some things on this very nice Saturday afternoon.

    January 27, 2004

    Creative Destruction!!!

    No, I'm not whining about new technologies and ideas replacing the old ones.

    I'm quite happy about it. :)

    Check out the new Mises Blog and Samizdata. The former's changes are best described as superficially tweaked (I look forward to the comments system) while the latter is considerably new throughout.

    To anyone curious, I doubt I'll change this place much for the forseeable future. It's nice and comfy in here.

    January 12, 2004

    Blog Article Published

    I mentioned this recently but didn't post the actual text. A little background first.

    One of my co-workers sent out a message to our company's bulletin board, asking for help from anyone who was involved in, knew of, or was a blogger and blogging. She wanted help to possibly create an article in the Texas PR Express, a newsletter TASB publishes for public relations folks in the Texas education system. I read the solicitation and volunteered. The end result is below. It doesn't have much character or any of my personal "voice," but it is 90% mine. I also have a PDF file that retains the original formatting as well as a sidebar containing some links to blogs that I felt would be useful for this audience to know. They are Glenn Reynolds, Doc Searls, Weblogg-Ed, TexasISD, Jim Romanesko, and Blogcritics.

    Asked and Answered: What is a Blog? by Charles Hueter, Administrative Secretary

    Today, information can be disseminated many ways; newspaper, radio, television, and the Internet. The Internet alone provides a multitude of information vehicles, one of which is called a blog. Blogs are created and maintained by bloggers. When someone is working on a blog, they are blogging.

    What is a blog and why use such an odd word to label it? The term slowly evolved during the late 1990's as shorthand for Web log, which is the Internet's equivalent of a personal journal. At its most fundamental, a blog is a section of a Web site that is updated frequently with commentary from the author and links to other Web sites. Think of a combination of the news ticker on CNN and the op/ed page of a newspaper. The blog's operator finds something interesting, posts a link to the material, and adds his or her thoughts. In many cases, the blog is also programmed to allow reader comment.

    What are the advantages of blogging? Blogging is an inexpensive way to publish information. No printing or mailing is necessary. Most popular blog software is available for free, and there are free hosting services devoted to blogs. For example, Blogspot, located at http://www.blogger.com/, offers free web hosting and free blog software that hundreds of thousands of people use every day. Another website, http://www.typepad.com/, sets users up with and hosts blogging software from Moveable Type - the most popular standalone software http://www.movabletype.org/ - for a range of small monthly fees. Another super huge mostly-free blogging community like Blogspot is LiveJournal, which is at http://www.livejournal.com/. Personally, I use Moveable Type installed on a private Web hosting service. These and many other services out there are created with the beginner in mind, allowing for an ever-increasing set of features and ease of use.

    If you've created a blog, it can be updated at any time anywhere there is an Internet connection. Blogging doesn't hog bandwidth, so it won't choke a dial-up modem's connection.

    Blog posts are easily subdivided into subject categories and archives for simple browsing. Of great importance is the ability to go back to an old post and add new information and updated links. This ability to self-correct and still leave the original information up for viewing eventually creates a large historical database for reference.

    How can a blog be useful in a public school? Dissemination of calendars of events, press releases, daily notices, homework assignments, and other information a school district needs to deliver to staff, students, or the community can be accomplished on line with a blog. Add in the ability for readers to comment, and a community can develop around the blog.

    Low cost and interactivity are what gives blogs their advantage over traditional Web tools. Blogging keeps readers up to date and provides a referenced, indexed databank that is easy to use and cheap to run. It's a funky term for a powerful method of information circulation.

    This article originally appeared in the January 2004 issue of Texas PR Express, a publication of the Texas Association of School Boards. Reprinted with permission.
    Kinda neat. I wish I had more space, but that's how the "dead tree" world works. My editor left open the opportunity to work with her again.

    Witty Funny

    This comment by a Slashdotter got my attention:

    maybe a midlife crisis is just our internal clocks rolling over.

    He was commenting on the news that 2^30 seconds have passed since 1970 and some software contains a date/time bug that trips over this number.

    January 10, 2004

    Breaking Up

    [Updates below.]

    A long time ago, I once made a vow to myself. After watching the pain caused by the breakups of some of my friends and their partners, I promised to never put a girl through that. I told myself I would never break up with my girlfriends and would rather let things deteriorate to the point where she would break up with me first.

    I was ignorant of human relationships back then. The idea seems so quaint now.


    So she and I have been together since the end of October. We met through Friendster (she contacted me, making the first move) and when MySpace became a more attractive place to store our personals, we transferred over there together.

    She lives in San Marcos and is in the middle of her first year of college at Texas State University (formerly Southwest Texas State), thus presenting the fourth problem, which is that she has no income of her own and relies on me and her family to support her. The third problem is I live in Austin and have a car...she lives more than 20 miles away and doesn't. Both of these things are issues I can rationalize away as the typical chaff each person in a relationship inadvertently throws in the face of the other. I haven't seen a relationship yet that didn't have some annoying flaw in one of the people involved. Comes with the nature of the game.

    But the first two problems are more serious.

    Our plans for Christmas and New Year's involved us being together on a constant basis for more than a week straight. We've spent every weekend together (always up at my place) since we hooked up, but this was a longer period of time. From Christmas Day to the 3rd of January, she and I did holiday stuff, got me moved to a new apartment, and worked on my New Year's Eve party at my grandpa's ranch in Sattler.

    By this time, I had already noticed character traits in her that bugged me. I was trying to get used to them and had somewhat succeeded at this point, but I was always aware of them. The details are unimportant, but they were along the lines of a very needy and unconfident person. I initially thought it was coyness or playful shyness, but it's deeper than that. The emotional dependence irked me, but I liked her enough to not consider them relationship-ending things.

    But then the New Year's party occured. She had told me a long time ago that she's anti-social and at the time I believed that was a good thing since I felt the same way about myself. I didn't know how strong those feelings in her were, however, until that night. The concise version is, with just about every one of my closest friends ready to do the countdown, she's off by herself sobbing about something...and no matter what I say she won't explain beyond saying she feels out of place. Now, we were both drunk at this point (second-hand information tells me she had hit some Bacardi fairly hard just prior to this incident), but I was clear-headed enough to realize the problems this would pose later on. If she can't handle this kind of event and if she has trouble handling smaller get-togethers like she had in the past with my friends, then I wasn't sure I wanted to be with her. Toss in what I thought was the unkindness and mistrust of not telling me what was wrong and after I convinced her to go to bed and after I returned to the countdown outside, I understood the only thought on my mind for the rest of the evening was to decide if I wanted to continue the relationship.

    But we woke up on the 1st with no hangovers or hard feelings. We didn't talk about the incident like I had wanted, but after that she acted better towards my friends. She showing strong interest in getting a part time job once she returned to San Marcos. I left it on the back burner and became reoccupied with unpacking and getting settled in at my new apartment. So I dropped her off the 3rd after we made a good dent in the piles of crap to be set up. I had to go back to work on the 5th, so that was looming in my mind as well, not to mention the slow realization that I was about to go through a significant soak in financial red ink.

    I was hanging out with Cameron that Sunday at his place when I got a call from her around 3pm.

    "Charles, I did a very bad thing."

    "Hm?"

    "I did a bad thing and I need to talk to you about it."

    "Alright, what's up?"

    "...last night, I was at a party and got drunk and cheated on you with someone, an ex-boyfriend."

    The feeling of a roaring nothing that I felt was odd. After she said that, I felt like I was waiting for a punchline for a joke that wasn't funny. I asked her to repeat herself and she did. I asked her why she did it and she couldn't answer me. I asked her how far she went and she said she didn't have sex but "got about halfway." Points for honesty and timeliness, I guess.

    So I told her I needed more time to think about this and that I'd call her later on that night. I spend the time between feeling slightly odd and a little angry, but not much more than that. What got me was how surprisingly yielding my feelings were for her under this pressure. My relationship was being tested...and I was not experiencing any of the feelings I expected myself to feel if a girlfriend admitted she had cheated on me. I felt mostly two things: irritation that this made no sense for her to do and dismay that they very nonsensical nature of her act meant I couldn't trust her and was in for some weepy phone calls in my future.

    I was very correct on that last one. I called her that night and she gave me a few more little details but they changed nothing. The point of this phone call was for me to decide to continue on with her. As I made plain to her, there was nothing she could say or do to change the fact she did what she did. She couldn't explain herself beyond variations on, "I don't know why I did it, I'm sorry" and since she was sober enough to stop halfway through her act(s) to realize what she was doing, I had to assume she was sober enough at the beginning to know what she was doing in the first place. I made this point and she had no response to it. I asked her if it was about me or something I did and she emphatically denied it. So that left me wondering both how crazy she was for doing this and how must trust I was going to invest in her from here on out.

    I told her that I wanted a two week break with no communication between us. She took it badly but I remained firm and after some pointless silences and her promises of changing, I ended the call. Before I did, she said she wanted to talk about it one more time as soon as possible. I asked her of what consequence it would be, for the reasons outlined above. She was insistent so I agreed on a Monday call that I would initiate.

    So my Monday was ruined. Even though the commute to work was better from my new place, I was still going back to work after a long holiday. Add on a growing financial crisis (checking account overdraft fees are piling up), the specter of this evening phone chat with her, and the onset of a depressing bout of pity I had for her...and by the time I got home from work, my demeanor had reversed itself from ready to start a new year to loathing the approaching day's end.

    I called her and we talked for 22 minutes. Actually, I did most of the talking. She sobbed most of the time. Half the call was filled with simple silence when neither of us had anything to say. I reiterated my stance and she told me she couldn't do anything beyond say she was sorry and that she wanted me to stay with her. I knew this wasn't going to get anywhere because the choice was up to me to make and I had already made my choice. Her emotions had pretty much taken hold of her and it felt like I should go ahead and say what I really wanted to say.

    I told her again my problems with what happened.

    "Something has to happen for this to work out. You have to be punished beyond what you're doing to yourself internally right now. And that's why I want the time off. I like you...but I don't like you enough to continue things and forgive and forget. We had a lot of fun together, but consider this a temporary breakup. Best of luck finding a job and keeping your grades up, but I need us apart right now."

    She was beside herself and by the end of the call, I found it more and more pointless to talk to her. She did have the presence of mind to say two weeks wouldn't be the end of it; that she felt this was the end of it from what I'd said. I couldn't respond to that other than to say I didn't know if we should continue and wouldn't know until the two weeks had passed.

    That was almost a week ago. The time in between has been spent see-sawing back and forth between wanting to be rid of the whole ordeal and formally breaking up with her...and pitying her and her situation and wanting to get back with her to keep her life on track. You see, for her (and I regret the arrogant way this sounds), I was the best thing to happen in a long time. If half the stories of her ex-boyfriends are true, she's been with some real jerks. Compared to them, I'm a fucking rock star. I don't feel self-satisfied or smug about knowing this, and I can say with no distortion that this has happened more times than not in my relationship history. The girls that are attracted enough to be with me seem to need a refuge, a place of stability, someone with their shit together. Or who at least appears to have their shit together.

    This added to my list of annoyances with her because it confirmed for me what I had already known about my past and told me I hadn't managed to break the cycle and find a new kind of girl. It meant she was "one of them," one of the kinds of girls I knew I wouldn't be able to establish anything long-term with. Despite the fact she was far better than the women of my past in these terms, she was still too dependent on others to keep her life acceptable to her, which of course makes no sense when combined with her anti-social tendencies. It was a kind of meta-anger at the whole situation.

    But at the same time, knowning that also means knowing how important I am for her and for these women in general. My companionship means a lot to them and when it goes south, they go south with it. One of my exes implied that suicide was the only option for her if I didn't spend the night with her after breaking up. So I stayed, enduring one of the most insane and pointless nights of my life. She was the most extreme of these cases, but the pattern has remained over time. So during this week of self-imposed exile from her, I'm thinking about what she's going through and it depresses me. I don't like hurting other people and I don't like it when my actions cause others to cry and hate themselves further.

    Her sister contacted me through MySpace to give her two cents. She was far more reasonable than my girlfriend, but her arguement boiled down to the same thing: take her back because she needs you and is more sorry than you can imagine. So I replied at length why that wouldn't work. She hasn't responded but is smart enough to get my point.

    And so yesterday, my girlfriend sent me a short e-mail asking me if I would please call her because she wants to work this out and she misses me greatly. It's the first weekend we've had apart since we hooked up and I know it's eating her away.

    I have to decide what to do, even though I know what's best for me is to break it off entirely and go our seperate ways. I may not call her. Just let it die off without another communication. That would be a cowardly but simple way to do this. Or I could wait out the next week and then tell her I wish to be apart formally and indefinitely. That would be the most consistent way to do it.

    I can almost hear her pacing around the phone.

    Jesus Christ, sometimes I wonder why relationships are worth this.

    UPDATE(7/26/2004 3:02pm)
    Mental attraction vs. physical attraction

    January 05, 2004

    I'm Back

    Posting from work here, so I have to be quick. My SBC DSL isn't working so I have no Net access from home. The move was made successfully and the new place looks good. I am aware of the new comments and discussion and will address them over the next few days.

    I hope everyone had a Happy New Year. Mine will get a post of it's own.

    And I've been published in a "dead tree" publication. The article is about blogging and I'll post a copy of it as well.

    December 28, 2003

    Moving

    I'm moving to a new apartment tomorrow and hopefully my DSL service will be up and running and ready to go. If not, I may be gone a few more days. Add extra time for unpacking and preparing to host a New Year's Eve party, and it may be until Jan 3rd or so before I get back to a normal schedule.

    New readers, please visit the archives and recent posts and feel free to look around.

    December 26, 2003

    Cynical Thought of the Day

    Deadly Earthquake Strikes Southeast Iran

    A severe earthquake devastated the historic city of Bam in southeast Iran on Friday, and officials said many people were killed.

    Hasan Khoshrou, a legislator for Kerman province where the quake occurred, said he had been told the devastation in the city of 80,000 people was "beyond imagination."

    "No death toll is available, but it looks to be very, very high," Khoshrou said.

    Iranian television said the magnitude 6.3 quake leveled about 60 percent of the houses in Bam, 630 miles southeast of the capital, killing many people as they slept. Authorities put out a call for blood donations.

    The U.S. Geological Survey reported the quake had a preliminary magnitude of 6.7, capable of causing severe damage, and hit at 5:27 a.m. local time.

    "Many people have died," Kerman province Gov. Mohammad Ali Karimi told state media. "Many people are buried under the rubble."


    I predict Radical Muslims will use this tragic event to demonstrate how Allah isn't pleased with the way the student protest movement and other pro-Western and pro-Democracy groups have changed the country, probably also mentioning how the recent nuclear inspections Iran's leaders agreed with also displease their gawd.

    Just a thought, one that I wish hadn't popped up while reading about a depressing news event, but one that has become routine after watching fundamentalist theists use disasters to promote their own kind of collective tyranny.

    December 24, 2003

    Merry Christmas

    I've been away from the Net and the computer for a few days and don't expect that to change much for the next week or so. I've got family activities, planning for a move to a new apartment, and a New Year's Eve party to organize.

    So to all my regular readers and anyone who happens to stop by the main page: have a safe and enjoyable holiday season.

    2003 certainly was an eventful year...

    December 20, 2003

    Writer's Blogblock

    I sit here wanting to blog something. I know there's a kernel of opinion or insight or wit or pedantic ranting that wants to escape my grey matter and become digital. But nothing is coming up.

    I caught the last ten or so minutes of NOW with Bill Moyers Friday night. David Brancaccio (Mr. Moyers wasn't hosting due to other commitments) was interviewing former Governor of Maine Angus King. I really wish there was a transcript to read and quote because the interview would have provided perfect fodder for a post. Mr. King ran and was elected as an Independent and offered his thoughts and criticisms on a variety of issues that took aim at both the Left and the Right.

    I saw Bad Boys II last night in place of Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl. I expected it to be another over-the-top Michael Bay/Jerry Bruckheimer flick but I was pleasantly surprised. The humor made me laugh more often than not and the beginning and ending car chases were absolutely jaw-dropping. The ending was lame and I wouldn't buy it on DVD, but it served as an effective weekend beer rental.

    I also saw One Hour Photo a few days back. OHP was an odd watch. I enjoyed it even though I predicted the general direction the movie headed. The photography felt very Kubrick-ish due to the strong colors and general sterility of the sets. Williams often felt faintly creepy as the awkward photo tech guy, moreso than I expected. I was most pleased by the twist at the end when he gets to look at the pictures he took in the hotel room. Not at all what I expected and a nice karmic way to end the film.

    I was slightly miffed during the scene when the child came up to Williams, showing him the Evangelion figure he wanted. The boy said something to the effect of, "He's a good guy." Now, I highly doubt these parents would let their young kid watch Neon Genesis Evangelion, let alone the movies. So I can forgive the kid for his statement, which I consider incorrect. He had one of the Mass Production Models, the white Evangelions with the Lance of Longinus clone weapons. Those things weren't portrayed as good guys at all. :)

    December 18, 2003

    Note to Self

    Don't wait until the 17th of December to mail a Christmas gift to your cousin in Canada if you don't want to pay $45.35 to get it there in time.

    Jackass.

    December 16, 2003

    Google Irony

    The ultimate irony: blogging about, among other things, how hard it is to find information on a subject...only to end up as the #1 Google hit for the subject you had trouble researching.

    The Devil's whore is the reason here! So would Martin Luther say.

    *cough*

    December 13, 2003

    Instalanched...

    ...kinda.

    I called in sick yesterday and stayed home from work. When I finally got up and started moving around, I went to the Net and began browsing. In short order, I came across Glenn Reynolds's response to Jonah Goldberg's complaint-by-proxy, saying the Instapundit hadn't made mention of the recent Supreme Court 1st Amendment weakening.

    The previous day, I ran across the new Goldberg File and it complained:

    By the way, where the hell is this much-vaunted blogosphere? If three freshman congressmen from Wisconsin hinted that they wanted to regulate the use of umlauts on the internet in honor of Leif Ericson's birthday, bloggers would be on the steps of Congress up-ending cans of gasoline on themselves in protest at such an infringement on free speech. But here we have all three branches of the government severely restricting independent speech outside of the dinosaurs of Old Media and the relative silence - minus a few noble exceptions (The Volokh conspiracy, Instapundit) - is deafening.

    I got kinda miffed at that, thinking there was no way Mr. Goldberg could be right. This kind of SC decision should have gotten widespread coverage on the blogs.

    So I looked around and came up with a list.

    Well, when I found Mr. Reynolds' response I e-mailed him a notice that the blogosphere had responded to the SC ruling. And I even I limited my blog browsing to right-leaning and libertarian sites; doubtless lefty blogs also posted on the topic. I closely watched my referral logs and waited.

    Within five minutes, he had read the e-mail and checked my post out. Within ten minutes of that, he had an update on his post. First referral came through seconds later.

    Unfortunately for the ambitions of my Total Post Count, the update wasn't on a post near the top. It was on his first post of the day at 7:54am and I didn't send him the e-mail until 2pm. So the traffic bump was only enough to make it my best Friday evar. The logs say about 85 people visited from Insty's page, which is about 1/3 a weekday's normal take and 1/2 a weekend's normal take.

    An interesting experience.

    December 11, 2003

    Tales From Search Engine Land

    Hmm. Got second on a Yahoo search for "how to kill someone who stole from you."

    I don't really understand the purpose of the search. Unless the person is trying to find an article he or she read in the past and words to that effect were used, I see no point for a competent human to do this.

    Is there some unspoken principle I'm not aware of that mandates special methods of murder when you've been robbed? What's wrong with plain old, well, anything? Poisonings, shootings, throw the sleeping thief off a cliff...any method of killing someone will work.

    Now, if you want to be clever (and who wouldn't?), you could do something that involves stealing from the thief and in the process of the thief trying to recover his or her property, death greets'em...gently aided by your guiding mind.

    Hmm.

    I fucken 'ate robbas.

    December 10, 2003

    SPAM Patrol

    "Baer David" & "Distler Barb" & "Bellas Anita" & "Iturralde Lucilla"

    Never underestimate the power of human stupidity, said one of them.

    I certainly haven't. Welcome to Comment Ban Land.

    UPDATE(12/11/2003 5:36pm)
    Adkins diet is teh SUXXOR!

    Cretin.

    UPDATE(12/16/2003 8:25am)
    Communist Laponians yadda yadda

    I won't tolerate anti-Semetic and anti-capitalist bullshit.

    UPDATE(12/18/2003 11:59pm)
    vioxx

    UPDATE(12/24/2003 10:20pm)
    netfreework & eastoil & growth hormone

    UPDATE(12/28/2003 3:55pm)
    Naemi Schamansaver

    UPDATE(1/10/2004 5:32pm)
    Lee Jung
    Cook Sioux
    Jessica Lampros

    UPDATE(1/15/2004 1:55pm)
    Another free e-mail address for the slaughter! MUAHAHAHAHAH!!! I'll NEVER STOP!

    vioxx, you suck!

    UPDATE(1/20/2004)
    One casino, two casino. Punks.

    UPDATE(1/31/2004)
    Mike Iroakazi or whatever the hell your name is. Just die.

    UPDATE(2/13/2004)
    Sucka my Dicka.

    UPDATE(2/16/2004)
    E-mail me
    E-mail me
    E-mail me

    UPDATE(2/18/2004)
    E-mail me too!
    E-mail me too!
    E-mail me too!

    UPDATE(2/27/2004)
    Poor Canada, suffering fools like this one.

    UPDATE(4/1/2004)
    Cialis sucks, I don't want any.
    Ditto for South Beach.

    UPDATED 7/23/2008 10:30am
    More spammy-ness here.

    December 08, 2003

    It's Good to Know This Stuff

    Marine Corps Rules for Gun Fighting

    My favorites:

  • Bring a gun. Preferably, bring at least two guns. Bring all of your friends who have guns.
  • Anything worth shooting is worth shooting twice. Ammo is cheap. Life is
    expensive
  • Be polite. Be professional. But, have a plan to kill everyone you meet.

  • Read them all at Mark's Blog.

    A Bad Choice of Title

    [Updates below.]

    Dear "Daren Downs" and "Patrick Ventura":

    Mr. Downs, when attempting to sell or promote a product, it is best advisable to present your product in a manner agreeable with the largest number of people in your intended audience. Your choice of the e-mail medium means that the subject line of your advertisement is of critical importance. In this day and age of rampant unsolicited bulk electronic spam, I know I speak for others when I say I manually filter my inbox largely according to the subject line of each e-mail.

    So when I chanced upon your e-mail with the subject line, "THis will not involve conception of a child," you lost me as a customer.

    This is not because I was offended by the suggestion that I am worried about fathering children. Nor did you lose my business because I was offended by the suggestion that you assumed I have been presented with offers to concieve with children. I took no offense in that manner.

    No, what permanently lost me as a potential customer was the very dumbshit idea of someone picking that title in the first place. I spent the first few seconds internally amused at the stark stupidity of some stranger sending me an e-mail with that title. I spent the next few seconds annoyed with the miscapitalization. And I spent a few more seconds composing this post in response.

    Furthermore, the text of the e-mail's body doesn't inspire me to believe you or whomever you work for has any concept of decent and effective marketing.

    Attenzione!!

    Materiale pornografico. La verit�FFFFE1 su Paris Hilton e Rick Salomon!

    Imparate anche l'inglese

    Gratisxxxxxx!

    click here
    http://adweawen.biz/ph/index_mailer.html [please don't visit the link; they don't need the encouragement]

    rvrxdrc iukja mohvdyiczffqe aj fb
    gibss i gunbdsvuyusp


    You spammers are getting lamer and lamer with each day.

    Mr. Ventura, your message was a little bit better. The subject line of, "I'm sorry if you think this message is rude" actually worked on me, in the sense I thought it was a personal message written out to me for direct communicative interaction on some issue I may have commented upon.

    I wasn't that surprised, however, when I discovered

    Wank off while watching Paris Hilton's boyfriend
    sucking on her tits and nipples.

    click here
    http://adweawen.biz/ph/index_mailer.html [again, please don't visit the link]

    bxhhhoeogvdo skae f jj syi liyobe


    in the e-mail proper.

    Tsk tsk.

    I've seen the Paris Hilton video. It ain't that great.

    UPDATE 10/4/2004 8:23am
    Beware of shock spam advertising.

    UPDATED 7/23/2008 10:23am
    More spammy-ness here.

    December 05, 2003

    Brainville Gets Nasty

    Need a break from my lame rantyness? You should read hist post on pornified movie titles and think of creative ways to add to the pile of human reproductive goo.

    December 04, 2003

    Downtime II

    I previously mentioned the server relocation my web host is about to conduct. My Aussie contact e-mailed to say it would happen tomorrow on the US's 12/5.

    Shouldn't be more than a few hours.

    December 02, 2003

    Downtime

    I was informed by my hosting company that there may be a period of several hours where my site will be offline as a server move is completed. This is supposed to happen on December 5th, but the person who informed me of this lives in Australia and I can't confirm if the downtime will occur on 12/5 of his side of the International Date Line or mine.

    So, reader beware.

    November 26, 2003

    Turkey Days Off

    I'm going to be in the Denton/Dallas area for the rest of the week to see my good buddy Tim, the Flamingo King open together with Soccer Mom for Dillinja & Lemon D @ Trees on the 27th.

    Valve Tour 2003 w/ Dillinja & Lemon D - 11/27
    Doors open @ 9:00...Squirt, Katalyst, Soccer Mom, Flamingo Kings, & Trek open the show...Dillinja & Lemon D collect their biggest records of the year onto one album 'The Killa-Hertz'. Bass double-act Dillinja & Lemon D are never far from the front of most DJs boxes. The prolific Valve producers have not let up this year, continuously pushing out big records such as 'Fast Car', 'This Is A Warning', 'Live Or Die', 'Twist Em Out', and 'Generation X' all receive outings on this, their second joint album 'the Killa-Hertz'. The twelve finalised tracks are spread over quadruple vinyl, whilst the double CD contains an unmixed CD, a mixed CD, plus a bonus DVD containing interviews and the Valve soundsystem in action.

    I won't be back until Sunday, but I'll try and keep an eye on blog comments to dump any spam.

    And yes, I'll have my seatbelt buckled. Not because the seatbelt Nazis will be out in force, but because it's the right thing to do. "Click It or Ticket" is an offensive idea from top to bottom. I saw three cops each spaced 200 yards from each other on northbound 35 when I drove home for lunch. They all had their steely eyes set on drivers leaving Austin.

    What a waste of time and effort.

    November 25, 2003

    Poor Jesse Walker

    His liberty has just been knocked down a notch.

    Send him condolences. :)

    November 23, 2003

    Top 10 Reasons Why Beer Is Better Than Religion

    Great joke I found while searching for the 10 Commandments of Beer:

    Top 10 Reasons Why Beer Is Better Than Religion
    by Steve Berry of the Texas A&M University Agnistic and Atheist Student Group

    10. No one will kill you for not drinking Beer.
    9. Beer doesn't tell you how to have sex.
    8. Beer has never caused a major war.
    7. They don't force Beer on minors who can't think for themselves.
    6. When you have Beer, you don't knock on people's doors trying to give it away.
    5. Nobody's ever been burned at the stake, hanged, or tortured over their brand of Beer.
    4. You don't have to wait more than 2,000 years for a second Beer.
    3. There are laws saying that Beer labels can't lie to you.
    2. You can prove you have a Beer.
    1. If you've devoted your life to Beer, there are groups to help you stop.

    November 22, 2003

    Too Nice a Day to Pass Up

    The weather is quite good outside, currently in the mid 70's, 57% humidity, and some gusty wind. Friends and I will be at Zilker Park for the rest of the day.

    Be back later.

    Until then, read about Georgian revolution, anti-Schwarzenegger bias at Reuters, creeping socialism at the US House, and sheer idiocy on the part of the Pulitzer Prize Board.

    Got to get outside and get away from the bad news.

    November 21, 2003

    Holy Freaking Pharmaceuticals!

    Why drug advertisers seem to flock to my blog comments is beyond me. I don't recall soliciting them to advertise on my website.

    So from now on, I'll delete any advertising comment and ban the commenter from posting again. Unless you have my permission to promote your good or service, don't waste my resources and encroach on my property.

    November 20, 2003

    Poor Erik

    Got aiming problems?

    Egads, man. I have extra firing range targets if ya need to use them. :)

    November 17, 2003

    One Tough Bastard

    [Updates below.]

    Dude, think you're hardcore? Turn down your angsty rap-rock, spin your baseball hat around the right way, and read this:

    Man Armed With Knife Kills Hungry Bear

    John Hirsch went toe-to-claw with a black bear and won.

    Hirsch had only a 3 1/2-inch knife blade when he came across the bear in his backyard in Williams Lake, about 190 miles northeast of Vancouver.

    "He came out of nowhere," said Hirsch, 61, an avid hunter and outdoorsman.

    "I can remember thinking that he's not stopping he's coming," said Hirsch. "I just didn't feel I had any place to go."



    The Ursus americanus has:
    1. Thick nonretractable claws, curved and numbering 20. The fronts are often 1.25" long.
    2. 42 teeth designed for tearing and chewing meat attached to a mouth elevated more than 2 feet above the ground.
    3. Many dozens of pounds of muscle devoted more to strength and attacking prey.

    The Homo sapiens has:
    1. Puny, flexible, and thin fingernails that break under a few pounds of tension.
    2. 32 teeth for mixed application, none suited for (in my opinion) offensive use or effective defense.
    3. Dozens of pounds of muscle for mixed application; devoted more to dexterity and speed.

    Giving a man a small pocketnknife doesn't really even this out. Gimme something more substantial, like a Browning Hi-Power or a good rifle. And hollowpoints. Nasty ones.
    As the bear began to circle him, Hirsch faced it like a wrestler in a ring.

    "It was like a knife fight that you'd see in an old-time Western," he said. The bear swatted out at him, but each time it lunged, he managed to stab it.

    "I couldn't tell you if the fight lasted three seconds or three minutes," Hirsch said.

    Three stabs to the bear's chest and one to its neck finally did the bruin in.

    It stood about 5 foot 7 inches to Hirsch's 5 feet 9 inches and weighed 200 pounds, according to conservation officers who inspected it.

    "I can say it sure looked smaller the next morning than it did during the fight," said Hirsch.


    Good lord. I'm not sure if my heart would be able to hold up under that kind of stress. I'm roughly 6 feet tall and weigh about 160 pounds. Not a matchup I'd ask for. I'd prefer fighting an unarmed human than a large hungry mammal.

    It's that very kind of utterly unreasonable and unknown intelligence that scares me the most. You know the bear wants something and it wants it badly enough to take the risk of confronting something it'd just as rather leave alone. You know the stories, stereotypes, and horrors of bear attacks and you wonder what you've heard is bullshit, true, and unreported.

    And you know you can't not do something. Not when the bear initiates and presses the hostilities.

    The bear was in poor shape, suffering from a severed tongue and broken jaw, the conservation officer said. Its stomach was empty and the bear had little fat on it.

    It literally fought to the death because it couldn't think of any other way to feed itself. I'm not certain this was that much of an advantage to Mr. Hirsch. On one hand, it's unhealthy and weakened. On the other, it's desperate. Any fighter can tell you a desperate opponent takes risky chances and becomes consumed with it's goal rather than it's well-being.
    Hirsch, a retired electrical foreman at B.C. Hydro, suffered a scratch to the top of his head and scratches to his back and a shredded T-shirt.

    As for the battle itself, Hirsch said it never occurred to him that he would lose to the bear.

    "I just felt that however long this took, I was going to come out OK," he said. "I always felt that I was at least his equal."

    Copyright 2003 The Associated Press. All rights reserved.


    I salute you, Sir. Cutting and running is an instinct I'd be fighting almost as hard as the 200 pound mass of hungry black bear facing off against me.

    UPDATE 10/8/2004 10:01am
    Here's a guy who wasn't so good at defending himself: Mauled Hunter to Avoid Grizzly Country:

    Weston Scott crept through the dense forest looking to flush out an elk. He got excited when he heard rustling about 10 feet ahead, in some bushes.

    What Scott saw in those first seconds last Sunday was a bear's head coming right at him. He drew up his rifle but managed only to get a shot off from about his hip before the 600-pound grizzly was on top of him.

    "I think it went right over his head," Scott said Wednesday from his hospital room in Idaho Falls, Idaho, about 175 miles from Bridger-Teton National Forest, where the attack occurred. "That was all I had time to do. He was on me after that."

    As Scott, 32, fell to the ground, the bear bit him in the face. It took out four teeth on Scott's lower jaw and a 1-inch portion of jawbone.

    [...]

    Tammy Scott said after the bear bit her husband's face, it continued to knock him around.

    "He's got surface wounds kind of everywhere" on his knees, side and back, she said. "Looking at him, you know he got rolled around by a bear."

    Copyright 2004 The Associated Press. All rights reserved.

    That's a Good Way to Put It

    I'm reading Alexis de Tocqueville's Democracy in America, a book I asked for and recieved as a Christmas present last year. I'm only just getting into the fifth chapter of Volume I, but it's proving to be a good read. I offer a quote I enjoyed, found on pages 59-60, as Tocqueville discusses the political consequences of America's social nature:

    There is, in fact, a manly and lawful passion for equality which excites men to wish all to be powerful and honored. This passion extends to elevate the humble to the rank of the great; but there exists also in the human heart a depraved taste for equality, which impels the weak to attempt to lower the powerful to their own level, and reduces men to prefer equality in slavery to inequality with freedom. Not that those nations whose social conditions is democratic naturally despise liberty; on the contrary, they have an instinctive love of it. But liberty is not their chief and constant object of their desires; equality is their idol.


    A "depraved taste of equality." That's a great phrase. Such would describe the bent of those people who are determined to equalize outcomes over the objections of individual liberty.

    November 16, 2003

    Hosting Errors; Live Movie Audio!

    I was having the same MySQL and perl errors as so many others had over the last few days. The problem seems to be on the server's side with Moveable Type installs on systems with Cpanel as the main user interface; something to do with moving files around. Problem is apparently fixed (I'm posting again, aren't I?), but I won't be back to my normal schedule until later on tonight.

    I will say this.

    Foleyvision RAWKS.

    A group of friends and I went to go see Foleyvision: SANTO VS. THE MARTIAN INVASION at the Alamo Lake Creek Drafthouse. Good stuff. All the audio is done live: dialogue, music, and FX. These guys (previously known as Buzz Moran's Kung Fu Masterpiece Theater) put on a very funny and well-executed show.

    The movie itself is not only classic 60's Sci-Fi schlock...but it's Mexican 60's Sci-Fi schlock. Santo is a famous Lucha Libre who wears a silver mask, upholds justice, and tosses bad guys around with an indefatigable energy. And these bad guys are Martians, consumed with saving Earth from it's stupid destructive people. Done in black and white and with some of the worst acting I've seen since, well...ever.

    But the Foleyvision treatment whipped this otherwise dismissable flick into a fun evening. Money well spent. The Drafthouse credited moviegoers $3 if they wore Lucha Libre wrestling masks, but only a few in the crowd had one on. My girlfriend and Cameron did, and I bought one at a booth before we entered.

    Woot!

    November 12, 2003

    Away for a Day...

    ...or two. I've got a business trip that requires my presence in Huntsville for a training seminar. Travel begins at noon today and I won't return until late Thursday. Don't let the world implode without me!

    In the meantime, here are some quickies:

    Anti-Smoking Programs Underfunded, Group Says

    States that cashed in on a landmark $246 billion settlement with tobacco companies five years ago are spending little on programs to curb smoking, an anti-smoking group charged on Wednesday.

    With budgets stretched thin, most of the 46 states that joined the 1998 tobacco settlement are using only a fraction of the funding that health officials recommend for anti-tobacco efforts, according to the Campaign for Tobacco Free Kids.

    "The states' funding of tobacco prevention and cessation is woefully inadequate given the magnitude of the tobacco problem," the organization said in findings to be presented to a Senate Commerce Committee hearing on Wednesday.

    Copyright 2003 Reuters News Service. All rights reserved.


    What's woefully inadequate these days is the recognition that it isn't the duty of any government to attempt to reorganize the way individuals make choices.

    Arafat Affirms Israeli Right to Live in Security

    Palestinian President Yasser Arafat extended an olive branch to Israel on Wednesday as his parliament met to vote on a new cabinet considered crucial to reviving U.S.-backed peace moves.

    Arafat, who has been shunned by Israel, reaffirmed the Jewish state's right to live in security alongside a future Palestinian state and called for an end to the spiral of Middle East fighting.

    "We do not deny the right of the Israeli people to live in security side-by-side with the Palestinian people that is also living in their own independent state," Arafat told lawmakers convened in the West Bank city of Ramallah.

    Copyright 2003 Reuters News Service. All rights reserved.


    There is something profoundly wrong with a culture that needs to say these things in order to clear the air. Arafat must go beyond these words and eliminate the terrorist groups to whom they are addressed. And that isn't going to happen.

    Aquifer overpumping concerns regulators

    Regulators are reviewing increased pumping from the underground water reservoir that feeds Texas' largest springs.

    The situation is raising concerns from some downstream cities and suppliers.
    The Edwards Aquifer Authority will hold a public hearing on the proposed rules tomorrow in San Antonio. The authority, which regulates pumping from the Central Texas aquifer, is taking public comment through Dec. 8.

    Directors could adopt the plan Dec. 16, with the rules taking effect just before year's end.

    The Legislature restricted pumping because of a lawsuit to protect endangered species supported by the aquifer.

    Copyright 2003TWEAN News Channel of Austin, L.P. d.b.a. News 8 Austin


    What do I feel is the simpest, most effective way to regulate the water supply? Let a market price to establish itself and let the price of the water impact the economic decisions of the people who purchase it. Low supplies mean price rises which mean a weaker demand; higher supplies mean lower prices which mean a stronger demand. All this is generally speaking, of course, but the economics are fairly straightforward. Especially once the government intervention is removed.

    Russian choir makes American debut

    The Saint Petersburg Choir is a historic institution and famous around the world. This is the group's first U.S. tour in its long history -- the chance of a lifetime for Austinites to see them perform.

    Copyright 2003TWEAN News Channel of Austin, L.P. d.b.a. News 8 Austin


    I know, and I want to go see it. The event, however, falls right during the time I'd be returning to Austin, so as much as I'd love to see the St. Petersburg Academic Capella Choir, I'll have to miss it.

    November 10, 2003

    Happy Trails

    Mondays can sure bring mixed news.

    Rest in Peace, Sherbert.
    Sherbert
    Craziest orange cat my family's ever had
    1994-2003

    Apparently he got hit by a car over the weekend. He wasn't technically "my cat" as I have one I picked out, but he was the most enigmatic of the famliy felines I can remember. I'll miss him.

    Not an hour later, my division has it's Monday meeting. Our boss wanted a conference call with everyone...including out on-the-road consultants. This had never been done before; not the whole group together for an official meeting. By doing so our boss wanted everyone to hear the news first. As of Feburary 1st, Joann Odenwelder would retire from the Texas Association of School Boards and move on with her life.

    Member Services wishes you the best, Joann. You have been the best manager I've ever had.

    UPDATE(11/11/2003 1:30am)
    Damn it.

    Once again, I bid Arthur Silber a Fare Well. It truely sucks your economic condition brought you to using public transportation and the LA transit strike added the final straws to your back.

    I can only wish you return with a smile and a good recovery story. Soon.

    November 06, 2003

    Mmm, Chris Cunningham

    From the 33 new items list:

    Cunningham, Chris "Works of" DVD. Chris Cunningham's career as a music video director began in 1995 when, aged twenty-five and passionate about music, Cunningham hooked up with the techno band Autechre and persuaded them to let him direct their promo. He joined Black Dog Films. Runtime: 200 minutes. Videos for Autechre, Bjork, Aphex Twin, Squarepusher, Portishead, Leftfield, and more. (Palm)

    Anyone who has seen his "All is Full of Love" video for Bjrk knows how beautiful Cunningham's imagery can be; his direction for Aphex Twin's "Come to Daddy" is one of the most haunting and utterly disturbing videos I've ever seen.

    This DVD will be a must-buy.

    I'd Refuse

    [Updates below.]

    Arthur Silber speaks for me when he says of possible plans to reinstate the draft:

    ...I have explained why I consider the reinstitution of a draft and censorship to be the two single greatest dangers to the United States today. Both represent the most fundamental violation of individual rights that can be imagined.

    [...]

    My life is mine, not anyone else's. It does not belong to the Democrats, nor to the Republicans, nor to anyone else. Ever. I don't give a damn what "crisis" people may drum up which convinces them that they have the "right" to dispose of other human beings as if they were cattle.


    A military recruiter would probably consider me a perfect candidate:
    1. 23 years old
    2. No criminal history
    3. Physically fit
    4. Some college experience, good high school grades
    5. Father's a retired Army Colonel

    If the draft was to be reactivated and if I were called upon to serve in the military through the lottery, I'd refuse. I was at one time willing to join, but that time has passed and I want nothing to do with serving in a military that I now consider inappropriately staged overseas. Reading this would deeply pain my father, but I cannot in good conscience allow myself to be forced into duty.

    UPDATE 9/23/2004 12:48pm
    Nelson, British Columbia, plans a memorial for draft dodgers.

    November 03, 2003

    Notes from the Personal Front

    It sure is great having a girlfriend to spend the weekends with.

    I'll divulge the details later since I'm blogging from work, but the relationship has been active for over three weeks and things are moving along nicely. Met her over one of the personals I signed up with.

    She's silly. :)

    October 31, 2003

    The New Braunfels Wurstfest

    I'll be going there this weekend for some crazy German bier, bratwurst, and lederhosen action.

    October 18, 2003

    Music or Money?

    I went to the last Kid Koala show in Austin and loved it. Tuesday, October 28th is coming up, and I have a decision to make.

    Go to one of the two shows Eric San will be playing at The Mercury or to the second meeting of the Austin Austrian Economics Society at Thai Tara Restaurant.

    Dammit, dammit, dammit.

    UPDATE(10/23/2003 2:30am)
    Added a link to the Mises Blog for Erich Schwarz's announcement.

    October 16, 2003

    FYI...

    [Updates below.]

    Pardon me, 'Olga Hastings,' but there are better ways to advertise your products and services than sending out e-mail spam with the subject line, "We'll put a boot right in your heart."

    No thanks. I like my heart bootless.

    UPDATED 7/23/2008 10:25am
    More spammy-ness here.

    Saw Kill Bill Vol. 1

    And I liked it. Great action and bad-ass soundtrack.

    My biggest problems with the movie were it's lack of trademark Tarantino back-and-forth dialogue (he's the king of this, with only Guy Richtie getting close), the superfluous catty repartee between Vernita Green/Copperhead and The Bride/Black Mamba, and the slightly disappointing final fight scene with O-Ren Ishii/Cottonmouth. That fight opened gorgeously but ended too quickly.

    For the most part, I agree with what's said in these reviews:

    Mark Caro, Chicago Tribune
    Jeffrey M. Anderson, San Francisco Examiner
    Colin Covert, Star Tribune

    It's really hard to grade the flick since it's cut in half. I am eager to see what'll finish the plot off, as there isn't much of anything to go on in Volume One.

    October 11, 2003

    Nice Try "Lolita"

    Whomever you are, you now have the honor of being the first person to get IP banned from Magnifisyncopathological. You are also the first person to have their comments deleted. I'd give you an award, but it'd be in the form of my foot up your ass.

    This is due to your egregious spamming of my comments with your porn site advertisements. What's funny is that your technique failed utterly. Had you paid closer attention to one small thing, it might have actually gotten past the annoying and into the potentially effective. I would never hire someone so incompetent to get the word out for my business.

    The IPs banned are:

    209.210.176.20
    209.210.176.21
    209.210.176.22
    209.210.176.33

    The e-mail address used for these comments is vasyas@yahoo.com.

    Don't fuck with my website. Wanna to advertise with me? Ask me first and get permission. I will expect compensation.

    October 10, 2003

    Sorry, but No; A Libertarian Against Howard Dean

    [Updates below.]

    Libertarians are increasingly isolated in the GOP. Will they bolt in 2004?

    While some libertarians like Clark's chances against Bush, only Howard Dean -- with an "A" rating from the National Rifle Association and a vocal throat against the recent Iraq War -- has a shot at broad libertarian support, many in the movement say.

    [...]

    But holding on to libertarian true believers until the fall of 2004 (if Dean makes it that far) could be tough for the former governor's campaign. Healy, for example, was feeling fairly warm and fuzzy about the doctor -- until Dean came out in favor of sending American troops to Liberia.

    Other issues -- extending health insurance or privatizing Social Security, for example -- could derail a potential alliance with Dean as well, especially if he keeps up the left-wing boilerplate he's been spilling on some of his Democratic primary audiences.


    No shit. Let me quote some of the things on his website:
    Sadly, President Bush and his House Republican colleagues have consistently tried to block or de-fund measures that would help rural Americans. They slashed funding for value added grants for small farmers, they attempted to block mandatory country-of-origin labeling, they attempted to deny funding for conservation measures, like the CSP, that reward farmers who work to protect the environment, and they have consistently sided with the large corporate farms, meatpackers and processors by providing them with unfair advantages over independent family farmers.

    Aside from that last bit about corporate welfare, I disagree with him on everything else.
    In addition to restoring those measures that Bush has tried to undo, I believe we can foster an economic revival in rural America.

    We can start by ensuring that rural entrepreneurs have access to equity capital. Rural entrepreneurs have good ideas, but too often they don?t have access to the capital they need to turn their ideas into job-creating businesses.

    We must also address the cycle of out-migration that has decimated many of our rural communities, which we can do through government matched savings accounts and tax credits to help create businesses with fewer than five employees.

    Universal health care will help rural America a great deal as well; small businesses will be able to afford insurance for their employees, and no family will worry about finding money to go to a doctor.

    We must also address the digital divide in rural America by making a dramatic investment in broadband technology that will reach every American.


    Egads. It's a slew of meddling.
    As President, I will work tirelessly to promote these principles:
    • I will support affirmative action, from which we have all benefited, because it has strengthened our institutions and provided opportunity.

    Big, ugly black mark here. I loathe affirmative action.
    The economic policies of the Bush Administration are misguided, unfair, and unsuccessful.

    They fail to meet the basic standard of economic justice: decent, well-paying jobs for all who want them. They are policies that have created a legacy of debt for future generations. Huge tax cuts that benefit the wealthy are starving essential government services like education and homeland security and forcing states and local governments to increase sales, income, and property taxes. While America?s wealthiest individuals -- those in the top 2 percent of income brackets -- receive the bulk of the tax cuts, America?s middle class is left behind.


    One of the main reasons I'm dismayed with Bush is due to his economic policies...but this is because they tack too far towards statism and protectionism, something Dean has no problem with.
    My economic policies for America are based on four fundamentals:

    • Repeal the Bush tax cuts, and use those funds to pay for universal health care, homeland security, and investments in job creation that benefit all Americans.
    • Set the nation on the path to a balanced budget, recognizing that we cannot have social or economic justice without a sound fiscal foundation.
    • Create a fairer and simpler system of taxation.
    • Assure that Social Security and Medicare are adequately funded to meet the needs of the next generation of retirees.
    Here are the Big Issues for me. Excepting the middle two (which are generally good things), I cannot and will not support a presidential candidate who affirms the need for universal, state-funded healthcare and who supports Social Security in anything resembling it's current form.
    The time has come to make healthcare for all Americans a reality. [...] For a year now, I have been traveling this country advocating a repeal of Bush's tax cuts so that we can provide universal healthcare and restore fiscal discipline. [...] My plan consists of four major components.

    First, and most important, in order to extend health coverage to every uninsured child and young adult up to age 25, we'll redefine and expand two essential federal and state programs -- Medicaid and the State Children's Health Insurance Program. Right now, they only offer coverage to children from lower-income families. Under my plan, we cover all kids and young adults up to age 25 -- middle income as well as lower income. This aspect of my plan will give 11.5 million more kids and young adults access to the healthcare they need.


    *choke gasp* I loathe socialized healthcare even more than affirmative action.

    Second, we'll give a leg up to working families struggling to afford health insurance. Adults earning up to 185% of the poverty level -- $16,613 -- will be eligible for coverage through the already existing Children Health Insurance Program. By doing this, an additional 11.8 million people will have access to the care they need.

    Many working families have incomes that put them beyond the help offered by government programs. But this doesn't mean they have viable options for healthcare. We'll establish an affordable health insurance plan people can buy into, providing coverage nearly identical to what members of Congress and federal employees receive.

    To cushion the costs, we'll also offer a significant tax credit to those with high premium costs. By offering this help, another 5.5 million adults will have access to care.


    Jesus Christ.
    Third, we need to recognize that one key to a healthy America is making healthcare affordable to small businesses.We shouldn't turn our back on the employer-based system we have now, but neither should we simply throw money at it. We need to modernize the system so employers will have an option beyond passing rising costs on to workers or bailing out of the system entirely. Fortunately, we have a model of efficient, affordable and user-friendly healthcare coverage: the federal employee health system.

    He's being serious.
    Finally, to ensure that the maximum number of American men, women and children have access to healthcare, we must address corporate responsibility. There are many corporations that could provide healthcare to their employees but choose not to. The final element of this plan is a clear, strong message to corporate America that providing health coverage is fundamental to being a good corporate citizen. I look at business tax deductions as part of a compact between American taxpayers and corporate America. We give businesses certain benefits, and expect them to live up to certain responsibilities.

    No-fucken-thank-you.
    As President I will invest in early childhood initiatives, which set up American children to thrive in school and in life, while providing more options for parents.

    [...]

    As President, I will also work to strengthen our schools with improved student health centers, a focus on parental involvement, recruiting and retaining outstanding teachers and administrators, and resources to fund key mandates. We must fully fund the Individuals with Disabilities Education Act, increase funding for elementary and secondary education improvement, and oppose efforts to gut vocational education programs.


    Again on education, I can't support Dean. He'd increase the government's involvement.
    Global warming threatens cataclysmic effects on our environment, our economy, and our way of life. Air pollution damages the lungs of our children if they play downwind of the wrong facility. And our cities and suburbs continue to sprawl, eating up farmland and forests.

    We can make a half-hearted effort, we can continue to bide our time. We can pretend that there is no crisis, or that if there is one, it is easy to fix. We can pretend the air is not thick with ozone on hot summer days. We can pretend the climate is not changing. We can call for more studies, take symbolic actions, and hold more outdoor photo ops. Or we can act.

    [...]

    Environmental policy cannot be separated from other issues such as energy, trade, or economic policy. This is one reason that I will ask Congress to elevate the Environmental Protection Agency to cabinet status immediately, and not drag the process out with contentious debates about restructuring.

    [...]

    In an act of diplomatic and environmental petulance, President Bush gave the back of his hand to the Kyoto Protocol. In doing so, he squandered much of America?s moral authority. On issues such as global warming, population growth, and overfishing, we have missed opportunities to demonstrate America?s ability to lead. Pollution doesn?t stop at the borders and neither should environmental policy.

    [...]

    Too many cities have smog so thick that some days children have to go indoors for a breath of fresh air. To help clear the air, as President, I would direct that adoption of health-based standards for air toxins be accelerated. Further, I would immediately crack down on those companies that violate New Source Review requirements rather than broaden the loophole that allows them to spew pollution as President Bush has done as a favor to his big campaign contributors in the energy industry. And I will ask Congress to close the loophole entirely.

    [...]

    America is capable of making incredible gains in efficiency and renewable energy technologies. That?s why I will set ambitious goals for renewable energy, energy efficiency, and fuel economy standards. I call on American automakers to embrace change, to see the new opportunities ahead, rather than waste time and energy resisting progress. [...] I believe that American automakers should not only catch up, they should become efficiency leaders and market leaders. Under a Dean Administration, they will get the support they would need to make this a reality.


    Howard Dean would dramatically increase state involvement in environmental affairs. I'll pass. And did you catch that hint at corporate subsidies in that last sentence?
    As President, I would vigorously enforce worker protections in federal law. I would appoint a Secretary of Labor who is a real friend of workers. I would appoint men and women to the National Labor Relations Board and the federal judiciary who will interpret federal labor laws broadly to protect the rights of workers.

    ...we need a tough ergonomics standard...

    Good jobs are the result of sound fiscal policies, progressive tax practices, and practical, necessary investments in our communities. To this end, I will propose the repeal of every last dime of the Bush tax cuts. I will work to eliminate tax policies that provide incentives for American firms to move manufacturing jobs offshore. And I will propose new ways to help small businesses access the capital they need for growth, job retention, and plant modernization so that they can compete successfully in the global economy. I will also support increased funding for workforce training.

    Creating and keeping good jobs for Americans also requires the rigorous enforcement of fair trade policies. I would not negotiate trade agreements that do not include meaningful labor, environmental, and human rights protections. I would not pursue trade policies that undermine important U.S. laws and regulations, especially those that protect American workers. I will vigorously enforce anti-dumping laws.


    More subsidies and increasing market intervention. And a proud protectionist.

    My essential problem with Howard Dean are his domestic policies. His stated objectives and wishes run counter to much of the libertarian running within me. I refuse to believe libertarians seem to support a Dean presidency. Have their anti-war and anti-big budget tendencies overwritten their other beliefs?

    I don't consider being more pro-gun than most Democrats, pragmatic, in favor of civil unions, and somewhat federalistic to overcome the parts I've quoted above. Those are HUGE intrusions into individual rights and the economy. I won't vote for a left-leaning statist in order to replace a right-leaning statist.

    I'll vote for whomever best represents my principles.

    UPDATE(10/15/2003 12:25am)
    Further discussion from Julian Sanchez and Jesse Walker. Says Mr. Sanchez:

    I don't much care whether it's Terry McAuliffe or Ed Gillespie throwing the bigger celebratory shindig come November 2004. I don't even really care whether George W. Bush is, in his heart of hearts, a convinced Rothbardian while Howard Dean sleeps with the Communist Manifesto under his pillow. Because libertarians shouldn't be distracted by what policies the president, deep down, really wants. They should care about what he can get.

    He then goes on to explain the "divided government" theory of libertarian (and occasionally, conservative) voting:
    As Cato Institute economist William Niskanen observes, government tends to grow more slowly during periods when the executive and legislative branches are controlled by different parties. The mono-party regime of George W. Bush, who delivered a touching encomium to Milton Friedman mere weeks before signing new steel tariffs and a bloated farm bill into law, has increased domestic spending faster than conservative bete noire Bill Clinton. Bush has even beaten the "big government" Clinton's record when it comes to the growth of the regulatory state.

    This kind of arguement might have mattered to me a few years ago, but not any longer. Though I have dumped Bush for his domestic policies, it did that because I want to vote for someone who represents my views closer...NOT for someone who represents them worse. That's the whole point of deciding not to vote for someone: that person won't do (or disdains or is ignorant of) the things you want him or her to do.
    Howard Dean, like Bill Clinton, may say he wants to dramatically increase government's role in health care. But with fewer vulnerable candidates than in the 2002 midterm elections, it's Republicans who are likely to have the final say on how and whether that happens. And while they've shown they'll happily roll over for Bush, who seems hell bent on delivering a prescription drug benefit, they'll be just as happy to deny President Dean a talking point when he goes stumping at AARP meetings in 2008.

    In short Dean (or another Democratic nominee) has vices which are unlikely to translate into real policy.


    This is too big a risk to take, in my opinion. As one of the commenters pointed out in a Hit & Run thread, this ignores the important executive powers the President has control over. Also worth mentioning are the President's veto powers; and in today's gridlock partisan atmosphere, there aren't many issues where there exists enough congressmen and -women to override a bad veto.
    His virtues?opposition to an imperial foreign policy, greater support for gay rights, and even a qualified federalism, evidenced by his stance on gun rights?are more likely to be points on which bipartisan coalition building is possible.

    He has virtues, don't get me wrong. But those virtues are outnumbered and outweighed by his vices, which Mr. Sanchez should have drastically expanded upon beyond his healthcare platform.
    Of course, it might be objected that the natural candidate for a libertarian to support is, well, the Libertarian. And if one is voting largely for personal satisfaction, that may make a certain amount of sense. Yet people's actual voting behavior indicates that our actual motives in the ballot box are more complex. If you were really going to vote on pure principle, you probably wouldn't vote for any party's candidate, since those candidates are always represent some amount of compromise. Instead, you'd just write in the name of the person you'd most like to see hold the office.

    Voting on the basis of finding a candidate that correlates 100% with your beliefs and philosophy is the right thing to do, but it's also very impractical. I've discussed this before and believe the goal should be to find the candidate that deviates the least from your philosophy, those with minimal compromise.

    And from this perspective, Dean fails utterly.

    Mr. Walker says:

    Comrade Sanchez makes the libertarian case for Dean on the Reason site today. More exactly, he makes the case that a Democratic president restrained by a Republican Congress is better than a Republican president enabled by a Republican Congress. His argument is both controversial and essentially true, and I have just a few additions to make to it.

    If a divided government is more restrained than a regime in which the same party controls both the legislature and the executive, it's also true that the combination of donkey president with elephant House seems preferable to the combination of elephant president with donkey House. I certainly preferred living under Clinton plus a Republican Congress to living under Bush Sr. plus a Democratic Congress.


    My thing is I won't settle for a "better" that can be best libertarianally (ha!, double entendre!) summarized as "better in two or three areas and worse in most others."
    Needless to say, the fact that I could cheer for a Democrat does not mean I would actually vote for him. The chances of one ballot making a difference in a national election are almost impossibly small, and if the outcome ever did come down to my one vote you can be sure the results would be decided in court instead of the polls. So with nothing riding on my ballot, I'd rather not throw it away on a man who's sure to upset me once he's in office. Better to back a third party, to write in a cartoon character, or not to cast a vote at all.

    Agreed. Locally, the Travis County Libertarian Party has been hyping Michael Badnarik and so far, he's gotten my head nodding far more than shaking.

    UPDATE(11/19/2003 12:30pm)
    Want more reasons? How about Dean's desire to re-regulate whole industries?

    After years of government deregulation of energy markets, telecommunications, the airlines and other major industries, Democratic presidential candidate Howard Dean is proposing a significant reversal: a comprehensive "re-regulation" of U.S. businesses.

    The former Vermont governor said he would reverse the trend toward deregulation pursued by recent presidents -- including, in some respects, Bill Clinton -- to help restore faith in scandal-plagued U.S. corporations and better protect U.S. workers.

    In an interview around midnight Monday on his campaign plane with a small group of reporters, Dean listed likely targets for what he dubbed as his "re-regulation" campaign: utilities, large media companies and any business that offers stock options. Dean did not rule out "re-regulating" the telecommunications industry, too.


    The man is antithetical to so many libertarian principles it is ABSURD anyone calling themselves a libertarian would vote for him. Argreeing with him on one issue (Iraq) should not be enough of a pass to allow this kind of socialism back into the country.
    He also said a Dean administration would require new workers' standards, a much broader right to unionize and new "transparency" requirements for corporations that go beyond the recently enacted Sarbanes-Oxley law.

    "In order to make capitalism work for ordinary human beings, you have to have regulation," Dean said. "Right now, workers are getting screwed."

    [...]

    Earlier in the campaign, Dean reversed his prior support for Clinton's free-trade agreements with Mexico, Canada and China.

    [...]

    "I certainly would reverse media deregulation," Dean said. "I would go back to the limitations on how many stations you can own in a given market."

    [...]

    As governor of Vermont, Dean advocated deregulation, angering some environmentalists. But the events of the past two years have convinced him deregulation is to blame for many of the nation's problems.
    "California is proving it does not work," he said. "I think the reason the grid failed is because of utility deregulation."

    2003 The Washington Post Company


    Libertarians: Do not support this man!

    UPDATE(11/24/2003 12:30am)
    More here. A commenter on another blog takes issue with some of my characterizations and I respond.

    UPDATE(12/5/2003 8:20pm)
    Oh yeah, by the way, Howard Dean is no fiscal conservative.

    UPDATE 9/24/2004 5:30pm
    The Austin American-Statesman, Voting, Free Speech, and Information

    October 09, 2003

    Live Action Blood: The Last Vampire?

    Animenation's news service passed along this in their e-mail newsletter:

    According to Ain't It Cool News, director Ronny Yu (Freddy vs. Jason) is now writing a script for a big budget American live action adaptation of the anime movie Blood: The Last Vampire.

    I saw Freddy vs. Jason, mostly to have fun making fun of the movie. Ronny Yu's other major American work is Bride of Chucky. Everything else is apparently Asian horror/action cinema. I swear I've heard or seen Once Upon a Time a Hero in China II somewhere...though I may be confusing it with Once Upon a Time in China II, which I have seen and did like.

    Why this guy? Blood is a dark story; it doesn't seem fitting to have someone with this kind of body of work directing it. I've seen most of Bride of Chucky and it was terrible. I've also read the Blood: The Last Vampire graphic novel and it's way dark. Super dark. Makes the movie look tame.

    No, I haven't seen anything else by Mr. Yu, but someone like Alex Proyas would be much better.

    October 03, 2003

    Texas Tech vs. A&M

    I'll be spending Saturday and Sunday in Lubbock attending the game. One of my sisters goes to school at Texas Tech and she just moved into a new apartment, so it'll be a family visit as well as a way to root for the Aggies' downfall.

    The Red Raiders and the Aggies will square off in a matchup that has been debated between both sides as a rivalry, and offensive lineman E.J. Whitley said he is ready to face the Aggies and is tired of having to prove Tech's worthiness.

    "There's nothing like going on the field knowing you're about to play A&M," he said. "I can't really explain it. I think it's the fact that we've beat them six out of the last eight years, and they continue to think they're better than us."

    Whether it's a rivalry or not will not matter after kickoff at 9 p.m. at Jones SBC Stadium because the Raiders have one thing on their minds - a win.

    2003 University Daily


    A Raider win will give me something to use to poke fun at the one Aggie in my office. That's always a good thing, eh?

    UPDATE(10/6/2003 1:15am)
    HA! Eat it, Aggies!

    Texas Tech laid waste to Texas A&M 59-28 before 51,772 fans at Jones SBC Stadium, kicking its rival for four quarters as [B.J.] Symons set a Big 12 Conference record with eight touchdown passes in the league opener for both teams.

    [...]

    Texas A&M allowed the most points in school history, also the most points scored against a Franchione-coached team (over 21 seasons).

    Tech's 669 total yards were the most allowed by A&M, smashing the previous record of 603 set by Texas in 1970. The Aggies also hadn't lost a game by such a wide margin in four years (37-0 at Nebraska in 1999).

    The Aggies haven't won in Lubbock since 1993, or since the current freshmen were in elementary school.

    "There's some type of black magic (in Lubbock)," Aggies senior offensive lineman Alan Reuber said. "There's some type of mystique out here that I can't explain. We come in here and these boys are ready to play us every time. It's a weird deal."

    Portions 2003 KENS 5 and the San Antonio Express-News. All rights reserved.


    I haven't the time to detail the game further, but this Express-News article hits all the major themes: Tech's relentless passing game and A&M's abject failure to counter it.

    October 01, 2003

    Gun Control Debate

    Good buddy Hiigaran has a Livejournal blog. He posted a quick thingie about how he believed bad parenting and a lack of firearm respect lead to the shooting death of a young girl by her 4 year-old brother. Debate ensues, with Erik participating.

    My position is quite clear.

    September 30, 2003

    Busted for Speeding

    [Updates below.]

    Generally, I drive at the rate of speed I feel most comfortable with. Generally, that means I do 10-15 miles per hour over highway speed limits; in-town it's more like 7-10 over. I prefer the efficiency of driving faster, as well as the pleasant sensations from moving so quickly.

    It's been over 10 months since I've been cited for a moving or traffic violation. Given the way statistics work, I know getting pulled over would happen sooner or later. And so it happened tonight on the way home.

    I had dropped off a rental from I Love Video's 4631 Airport location after visiting with some friends. I took 51st Street to IH35 and proceeded to cruise northbound with some of Tim's MP3s playing. I'm usually pretty good at looking for cops along my driving routes and remembering common speed traps and radar ambushes, but I completely missed the policeman who busted me just as I left 35 on the Braker exit offramp. I didn't see him until his headlights invaded my car's "personal bubble."

    Shit. He's got me.

    He flipped his lights on and I pulled over in front of the U-Haul building and waited. Officer Eastlick politely asked for my license and registration, which I volunteered. I also handed him my concealed handgun license and told him I wasn't carrying. He said he clocked me doing 85 and reminded me that section of the highway is speed-limited to 60. A clean bust.

    So he walked back to his patrol car and I waited.

    I could go into a libertarian-fueled rant (I had spent 2+ hours shortly before at Threadgill's in the first meeting of the Austin Austrian Economics Society) about how state-enforced speed limits are bogus because my actions harmed no one and any harm I might have caused is my responsibility to pay back, but I don't feel like it. I'm just angry at the complications that have been added to my life in the short term, which are also my responsibility, of course.

    After filling out the paperwork and asking me for additional information (why do I need to give out my Social Security number?), Officer Eastlick told me he was writing the citation up as doing 70 in a 60 ("allowing you to take defensive driving if you want") and gave me the form to sign. As I scribbled my name, he explained my requirement to appear in court on or before 10/14.

    I don't know why Officer Eastlick choose to make his allegation of my speed to be 70 rather than 85, which I clearly was doing. Perhaps it was my CHL, or my manners, or my quick and in-order production of the documents he requested. Maybe he has a thing for TDIs. I'm glad he choose to reduce the burden I'd have to endure. I don't at all like the idea of me being grateful to someone and a system that aribitrarily decides to go easy on me rather than come down full force.

    Here's the possible fines and punishments I might face:

  • Driver Safety Course: $95.00
  • Speeding - up to 25 MPH over speed limit: $236.00
  • Speeding - up to 10 MPH over speed limit: $146.00
  • Failure to respond on or before court date: $191.00
    1. Arrest warrant fee charged for the above: $50.00
    2. Denial of driver's license renewal DPS fee for the above: $30.00

    So it looks like I get to tango with a Texas municipal court system once again. Better put off those plans to go shopping for music and computer gear.

    UPDATED 7/24/2007 4:35pm
    Jury Duty

  • September 28, 2003

    Excellent Movie

    The event went very well. The location was perfect, the movie was great, and the people were awesome.

    Having the world premier of the remade Texas Chainsaw Massacre at the Travis County School for the Criminally Insane was brilliant. The complex is littered with old abandoned buildings, standard-issue government school floorplans that anyone would recognize. Since my friend and I got there two hours before the movie was slated to show, we (and many others) wandered around among the place. Nearly every building was unlocked and free to explore, which we did at great length. The atmosphere couldn't have been better: poking around at dusk in these creepy rooms, partially drunk, waiting eagerly for a new horror movie, and all in close proximity to a county correctional facility just down the hill.

    The movie itself was really good. I haven't seen the original movie, but the remake stands alone as worthy. R. Lee Ermey played a memorable role as a deranged sheriff. The central group of teens/young adults consisted of new faces to me, though I had heard of Jessica Biel before. These fresh faces and their acting contributed to the great first third of the movie where things are going fine, things start getting bad, and things go straight to shit. The sets all looked awesome and the evil characters were truely vile. Heather Kafka, who played one of the sick neighbors, was in the crowd and was twice as excited as the rest of us to be there. Overall, I think the audience loved the movie.

    The Alamo Drafthouse outdid themselves here. They offered a theatrical TCM poster for those who stayed behind to finish a screening of The Frighteners, another movie I hadn't seen before and thouroughly enjoyed. Parking took a bit of time and it was a 6 minute walk from the festivities, but it wasn't terrible. The food was a tad expensive ($5 for a hamburger?) though the beer wasn't as bad ($3 Shiners and Lone Stars). They had a nice selection of various movie shirts on sale. I picked up a Strong Cinema tee with the infamous Andre the Giant face, as well as a heavy paper poster of Savini Fest 2000. I didn't see a cop in sight and still remain surprised the let us roam around the buildings with such impunity.

    Even with New Line Cinema's strict no pirating policy, the vibe was high and enthusiastic. Tim League came out right before the showing and told us very clearly that New Line was allowing this to happen because they would do whatever they could to enforce a no camera policy. That mean that during TCM, no cameras or video cameras would be allowed to run. Mr. League said New Line had six guys with infrared vision gear watching the crowd to keep an eye on things. This also meant no smoking for some reason...as though it's hard to distinguish the gestures of a person who is trying to film a movie and a person who's smoking a cigarette. Weird.

    The interview session at the end of the movie was fun. Unfortunately, they didn't have time for photo-ops or signatures, but the Q&A with Ermey and the producers was entertaining to say the least. Mr. Ermey is a smart and funny man, more than willing to belt out classic Full Metal Jacket lines and berate the crowd. Most of the questions went to him. He talked about his past, his movie career, his life, and what he thought of the movies he's worked in. He's a hell of a cusser.

    I'd rate the event 9 out of 10. More than worth the ticket price!

    September 26, 2003

    The World Premier of Texas Chainsaw Massacre!

    One of the reasons Austin kicks ass is because we have the Alamo Drafthouse. It gets the Spike & Mike Sick and Twisted Animation Festival, a large part of the South-by-Southwest Film Festival, and super-special underground film events. Like the world premier of the remade Texas Chainsaw Massacre.

    Getting to check out a movie premier (and long-lived local Round Rock/Georgetown-based legend) is just the beginning. Guess who's going to be there, in person? Several of the stars and the director. But one of them in particular is worth mentioning. I'll give you a few hints:

    I'll bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddam common courtesy to give him a reach-around! I'll be watching you!


    Holy dog shit! Texas? Only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy. And you don't look much like a steer to me so that kinda narrows it down. Do you suck dicks?


    God has a hard on for Marines, because we kill everything we see. He plays His games, we play ours. To show our appreciation for so much power, we keep heaven packed with fresh souls. God was here before the marine corps, so you can give your heart to Jesus, but your ass belongs to the corps!


    That's right, R. Lee Ermey, otherwise instantly recognizable as Gunnery Sergeant Hartman from Full Metal Jacket will be on deck!

    I bought a ticket for myself and for my friend as soon as I heard about this.

    Tim League, one of the Head Honchos behind the Drafthouse, sent this e-mail to those of us lucky enough to get a spot:

    Welcome to the Premiere of the new Texas Chainsaw Massacre!

    Presented by Ain't It Cool News, the Austin Chronicle, New Line CInema and the Alamo Drafthouse Cinema, proceeds benefit the Center for Young Cinema and the Austin Film Society.

    Below is all the information that you will need for the evenings excitement.

    1. TICKETS: Since you are getting this email, it means that you have purchased your tickets already. Some of you may have friends who bought tickets but did not get the email. Ask them to check their junk mail box or trash. Some people have their email settings adjusted to treat us like spam. You do not need to pick up tickets at the theater. You don't need to do anything until the day of the show when you will arrive at the site with an ID and your purchase receipt/email confirmation letter.

    2. LOCATION: The screening will be held at the Travis State School for the Criminally Insane. Parts of the film you are about to see were filmed here. To get there, take Martin Luthor King Blvd East from I35. Not too much further, start looking on the right hand side of the road. You will pass a wastewater treatment facility that is causing a lot of roadwork; You will see a long driveway leading to an ominous looking Correctional Facility. That's right, we're right next door to the friendly neighborhood penitentiary! If you want to check the local fugitive watch, click: http://people.txucom.net/tdcj-iad/. Pass this turn to the Jailhouse and slow down. You will see a crumbling brick entry way with a sign reading "Travis State School". Turn in here.

    Mapquest map:

    http://www.mapquest.com/maps/map.adp?savedMap=1064522547

    Check in is at the guard house, and the guard will point you towards parking.

    3 TIME: Check in begins at 5:30. When you arrive, you will be able to stake out your territory then take a tour of the asylum. Be back to the screening site at 8:30. On screen action will begin as the sky darkens.

    4. DINNER: A Concessions area will be set up selling burgers, veggie burgers, hot dogs, tofu dogs, popcorn, and some home spun Chainsaw Massacre fare: chili and real Smitty's market smoked sausages, direct from Lockhart! Water, Sodas and Beer will also be available.

    5. WHAT TO BRING: The screening is outdoors on a grassy lawn. Bring blankets, pillows, lawnchairs, orwhatever you want to make yourself comfortable. Bring bug spray and something warm to wear in case it turns chilly. The weather report looks very good, so we don't expect any wet weather to spoil the event.

    6. WHAT NOT TO BRING: Do not bring video cameras, computers, or anything else that can be used to create pirate video. The security from New Line will be confiscating any camera equipment they see, and you will be asked to leave the event. SO DON'T BRING IT! Our continued ability to bring these fun events to Austin depends upon your cooperation to keep the screenings just for us, not to share over the internet.

    Do not bring alcoholic beverages. We are using our own liquor license to serve beer and are therefore legally held responsible for public safety.

    Rain contingency - there are no refunds due to rain. If there is bad weather, we will move the screening up to Lake Creek in two shifts. In the event of rain, we will post details on the rain contingency.


    Oh man. Saturday is going to FUCKING RAWK. I'm bringing my FMJ DVD case from the Stanley Kubrick Box Set with me in the hope I can get this fire-breathing gut-stomper to sign it.

    UPDATE(9/27/2003 1:05pm)
    Ok, here's some weird info. The Mapquest link doesn't work, I can't find an entry for "Travis State School for the Criminally Insane" in the phone book, and no one knew what I was talking about when I called the Travis County prison system. I guess we'll have to rely on the directions above.

    The weather looks to be almost perfect for tonight! I can't wait.

    September 24, 2003

    Robot Dick!

    I have the great privilege to have Tim Steeno as one of my best friends. Known him since the ending days of high school. He has since moved on to Dallas to persue his higher *cough* education, as well as a career as a drum 'n bass DJ. He stopped by last weekend to deliver some excellent news and material: his mix is making waves in the Texas scene...and he has a pro-quality CD for everyone's listening pleasure.

    As teamed up with Soccer Mom to create the DJ duo Robot Dick, their self-titled album Robot Dick clocks just over 62 minutes and has 21 tracks. An average of roughly three minutes, but most tracks were mixed in and out in under 2 minutes. For those uninformed of what that represents, it means these two fools are mixing and matching hard and quick. Do not assume all that's happening are mere fade-ins and fade-outs connecting the tracks. They've layered, mixed, and flipped their way into a very smooth sound using mostly normal vinyl but also experimenting with Final Scratch.

    The tracklist is as follows:

    1. Klute - Psycho Somatic
    2. Dykast - H-Def
    3. Crossfire - Firebolt
    4. Dykast - Amnesia
    5. Universal Project - Danger Chamber
    6. Bad Company - Mass Hysteria (Hive Remix)
    7. JB + Benny Blanco - Demon Eyes
    8. Cujo - Bitters
    9. Mosus + Killjoy - I Like It Ruff
    10. Drumsound + Simon Bassline Smith - Drain Pipe
    11. DJ Abstract - Now is the Time
    12. Deep Roots - Critical
    13. Dragonsword - Silent Fury (Polar Remix)
    14. Black Sun Empire - Gun Cellar
    15. Arqer - Alien Miscarriage VIP
    16. Concord Dawn - Raining Blood
    17. Klute - Evo Sniffer
    18. Echo - Out of Time
    19. Eye D - Unicorn MF (Black Sun Empire Remix)
    20. Kryptic Minds + Leon Switch - Blueprint
    21. DJ Damage - Screaming Soul

    This is a great CD and I'm not saying that because I know the DJs behind it. There is no mistaking the hardcore direction of this mix. Only one section doesn't drive and drive hard: the second half of track 12 through the first half of track 14. The vibe here is more LTJ Bukem and chill. This balances out the music and gives Robot Dick and the listener a chance to cool off. Almost everything else is hard and dark.

    Robot Dick is a very welcome addition to my music collection because I don't have a good apocalyptic dnb CD to play when I need insane driving music. Probably the best and craziest track is "Unicorn MF (Black Sun Empire Remix)." Every time I hear it, I picture brutal and determined anime fighters whipping about and utterly trashing the area around them. Rawk.

    This track, "Danger Chamber," and "Mass Hysteria" are songs that look you in the eye and demand you flip the bird to speed limits. I pretty much guarantee your parents won't like them and your neighbors will wonder what chasm of Hell opened next door.

    Cujo is an alias for a man more popularly known as Amon Tobin, of whom I am a huge fan. I have Cujo's sole major US release and it doesn't sound anything like track 8. Of course, Amon Tobin/Cujo have deep breakbeat/drum 'n bass roots in all of his music and there are some releases of his that I don't have, so it's possible this side of the artist is one I haven't been exposed to yet.

    Slayer fans should really enjoy track 16. *evil grin*

    The disc ends as perfectly as it begins. DJ Damage's track has "epic ender" written all over it and "Psycho Somatic" opens things promptly and directly.

    Everything has happened so quickly that Robot Dick hasn't had a chance to put up a good website. They want people to go to www.flamingoking.com, but saying it isn't ready for mass consumption would be putting it very politely. These are some busy dudes (once the CD was put into DJ circulation, things exploded for them) who have to adjust their lives around this new gig. For info and booking, e-mail Soccer Mom at paulie@epro-animation.com.

    Best of luck to the both of you. *thumbs up*

    UPDATE(11/26/2003 12:17pm)
    Their Big Gig is tomorrow and I'm going to see it. Opening for Dillinja is no bullshit.

    Moving Right Along

    I had my first 200 hit day this week. Go me! As before, the overwhelming majority of the hits are from search engines. However, the cumulative affect of being on a few blogrolls (thanks Light of Reason, Samizdata, Catallarchy, Erik, Grimthing, and rlbtzero!) is adding up. Much obliged.

    I wish I could post more. I can't spend time at work doing this nor can I spend any decent time looking for news and postable subjects since TASB scans and filters all Net activity. Not to mention my boss shares a wall with me and can sneak around the corner like a spry old ninja devil woman. She's quicker and quieter than I am, that's for sure.

    On the home front, things aren't much betta. I've resolved to do some form of exercise every day of the week with the exceptions of Friday through Sunday. By the time I finish with that and eat dinner, it's maybe 8pm. I then have moderator duties at Animeboards, a certain pathological need to check my site's stats (as if it weren't obvious by now...) and inbound links, respond to the ever-increasing number of comments, and do all the web browsing I would have otherwise done at work. Weekends are, of course, for being lazy and drunk and generally unproductive. I'm slowly getting more active in local politics.

    Then there's that stupid requirement that I sleep at least 5.5 hours each night. Can you believe some of the rules we humans have to put up with...geez...

    Still, it's lots of fun and there's never a dearth of things to rant about, pick apart, or promote. Here's to 50,000 hits by Christmas!

    UPDATE(9/26/2003 12:45am)
    How could I forget the world's only mentionable Alien Pig Fetus? My apologies, kind Sir. My place on your blogroll helps me sleep well at night. :)

    September 23, 2003

    I'll Be Submitting Some in the Future

    Via Shonk I discovered explodingdog.

    hi my name is sam,
    i draw pictures, from your titles.

    Blessed simplicity. How I miss thee.

    A quick scan revealed my favorites to be hey you, off my cloud, i computered it, oh man, i hate that mountain, and i'll be gone for three days.

    Good stuff.

    September 22, 2003

    Mini Movie Reviews

    Over the last few weeks I've seen The Medallion, Freddy vs. Jason, Welcome to Collinwood and Once Upon a Time in Mexico. It's way more than my usual amount and it isn't surprising that none of the movies I wanted to see earlier in the year are in the above list. Going to a theater has always been more of a sprur-of-the-moment thing with me. Having enough money to pay for the tickets does help, too.

    The Medallion was probably the most sub-par Jackie Chan movie I've seen in terms of cohesive plot. But, why would anyone want to go see a Jackie Chan flick for the plot? The action was good enough to keep me interested, but overall I was disappointed. There were some fairly funny moments but I don't want to see a movie for just a few moments of good entertainment. The effects keep getting better, but there's a point where effects can be misused to cover over shoddy filmaking. B-, for coming into the film with too-high expectations. Maybe a B+ if I had never heard of it and rented it on a whim.

    My friends and I went to see Freddy vs. Jason on the assumption it was going to be a schlock-fest drowning in cheese and clich. We were mostly right, but then again, the entertainment is in the mindlessness of it all. Nudity, gore, swearing, Freddy's one-liners, the unstoppable Jason...everything was there. In contrast to The Medallion, the effects used here were restrained and worked well. Since The Matrix, it's just not good enough to have a fight...you've gotta have people strong enough to knock the bastards across the room. The Jason-Freddy fights were great. I could have done without the IN YOUR EXXXTREME FACE hard thrash rock soundtrack. Someone needs to put a stop to this in movies, people. It's getting out of hand. B, for being predictable to the very end.

    Welcome to Collinwood was a movie I had never heard of and I only saw it because Cameron rented it out of the blue before I stopped by his house. It was very good, considering the basic plot is something that has been done almost to death in recent years. I am continually amazed at William H. Macy's ability to play different characters and play them believably. There were enough twists and in-jokes to keep the pace moving fast enough...because there really isn't much there beyond the wacky characters and the situation-to-situation bumbling they get into. Personally, I think George Clooney's small role was one of his best. A strong B+, for a nice attempt at doing something that's very familar to most audiences and for keeping it's nose firmly in the gutter while doing it.

    Being solid fans of Desperado and slightly lesser fans of El Mariachi, Cameron and I were eager to see Once Upon a Time in Mexico. I didn't ask him his opinion of it, but I was disappointed. Part of the problem was the sound at the Alamo Drafthouse Village where we saw it. It was too loud, especially during the opening gun battle. But you get used to things like that and the rest of the movie's flaws, most of which are layed out here, slowly surfaced.

    The central problem was one of focus. Antonio Banderas's character is brought out of retirement to kill a rogue Mexican general...Johnny Depp is trying to manipulate the country's politics in order to "bring balance" to the system...you've got Rubn Blades's retired FBI agent (probably my favorite character ouside of Banderas in this movie) working up the guts to get in the action once again...Gerardo Vigil as the boring and stiff Central Bad Guy who's trying to overthrow the Mexican government...and then the just-as-forgettable throw-away roles Willem Dafoe and Mickey Rourke got stuck with as the cartel boss and assistent, respectively. I couldn't find the strong thread a good movie has that should have binded the project together...the "message" seemed to be blow everything away as long as you have something to fight for. Not very inspiring, even though I do agree with the general sentiment this assessment explains in the IMDB thread:

    Watching "El" come full circle was the perfect way to end his story. At the beginning of the trilogy he was just a mariachi, someone looking for work, but got pulled into the deep, dark underworld of Mexico and had his love interest killed along the way. By the second chapter his dream of continuing as an artist is over because of the loss of his hand, so he uses his hands for destruction rather than creation. By the end of the second chapter he is done with all the killing and is ready to go on with his life with his new and amazing looking companion. By the beginning of the third chapter he is creating again but at the great cost of having lost his newfound reasons for living, his wife and daughter. Even before they were gone he was seeking only one thing, freedom, but can't find it because of the killer he used to be has too many enemies. He finds his chance for freedom in the form of Sands and takes it. But he goes one step further and actually protects El Presidente, thereby cementing his freedom through an unofficial pardon while killing off his remaining enemies.

    The whole affair was a violence fest (not that I have a problem with that), but it mixed superficial "ha ha, funny" humor with some pretty serious material and situations. It tried to take itself way too seriously while at the same time cracking jokes. B-, for the mostly redeemable action and for the promise of something greater (had the above quote's deeper potential been fleshed out more), but also for the directorial chaos from the last third onward and the criminal misuse of some otherwise good actors.

    September 17, 2003

    A Mother's Lemonade Comment; Thoughts on Blog Comments

    I have been following the Avigayil Wardein Lemonade Stand License Debacle here and here. My outlook changed from one post to the other (though my fundamental problem remains the same). It looks like my preceptions of the case were grossly distorted by the initial reporting and the little follow-up I did afterwards. The bulk of my sympathy at first went towards Mrs. Shaw and her daughter but after reading an article posted a month after the event, my sympathy shifted more towards the center and to the neighbor.

    Now, someone claiming to be KC Shaw (Avigayil's mother) has written a lengthy comment in the second post. I have no way of determining if it is her, but I'll address the comment in the later on tonight within the post, with the assumption those are her words. I don't have time to do it now.

    As a side note, this marks the third time a principle person to a story I've written about has stopped by to comment. The first one was with a mother whose twins died at the hands of a driver while he was talking on his cell phone. It didn't go well and wasn't very civil. The second one was with a mother and her daughter who were fighting Texas's standardized testing system. It went better (though the discussion actually happened before the cell phone post's) but though it had a wider variety of participants, it lacked focus until the end.

    So now another mother comes on to defend her position (and her daughter). Third time's the charm, I hope. Geez, I hope this doesn't turn out to be a pattern. Moms are important! Pissin' them off has always been bad luck for me. :)

    September 16, 2003

    "Crazy war"

    Via Tacitus, a Reuters Edge story from Tikrit that is just insane.

    Your average American soldier in post-war Iraq may want better food, more rest time and above all to go home, but the infantrymen out on night patrol in Saddam Hussein's hometown of Tikrit have only one wish -- to get shot at.

    The soldiers of the 1st Battalion, 22nd Regiment swear they have divine protection and say the easiest place to be attacked is in what they call "RPG alley."

    The mile-long main street's two-story homes, cafes and furniture shops are daubed with "Saddam is our leader" graffiti and the road is holed by grenades.

    But the young and middle-aged soldiers sit tall or stand up in their open Humvee vehicles along what has become Tikrit's front line, daring the anti-American guerrillas who have killed or wounded U.S. soldiers almost daily throughout Iraq to try their luck with them.

    As the convoy slowly turns into the street, Lieutenant Colonel Steve Russell ends the sports banter and the jokes about his major almost falling from the truck with a curt, "Ok guys, heads up." It is after curfew, and only the low hum of the engines and occasional animal squeal can be heard.

    Russell's men snap their black night-vision goggles over their eyes, train their rifles with white lights on roofs and rumble along at five miles an hour past dark side-streets that are ideal for hit-and-run assaults.


    Tacitus's only comment on his blog was "Crazy war." It was in response to this section:
    "We want the enemy to show himself. And when he does we deal with him," said Russell, who leads the convoy's first vehicle and is charged with hunting Saddam in Tikrit. "I want to show them that there is no place we will not go."

    The risky tactic to lure out Saddam die-hards is the U.S. army's answer to an intensifying guerrilla war in Iraq, where the tanks and fighting vehicles of the world's only superpower can do little to stop a few men firing from the shadows.

    Commanders in the area say such nightly patrols, combined with pre-dawn house raids, have wrested the initiative from the guerrillas and provided intelligence that makes them confident they are closing in on Saddam.

    [...]

    With an unlit Marlboro hanging from his lips, Mastro, 25, retells how Russell jumped from his truck and strode straight into the middle of a well-lit intersection taunting the unseen assailants. "Is that all you got? Is that all you got?"


    It's all so surreal, like a part from a movie that is both begging for sarcastic and dismissive comment and at the same time so shockingly attention-intensive that when I first read it, I sat at my desk unable to fathom the scene before that soldier. I felt equal parts unmatched admiration and deep-seated horror that a commanding officer would risk himself like that.

    This article, more than anything else I've read or seen or heard has cemented the reality in me. This is a significant war. And we bloggers are sitting on the sidelines, unable to do much but comment on a river that continues to move to it's own rhythm. It's progressed to the point where merely saying "crazy war" in response to an isolated incident like this is the natural reaction. A new normalcy added on top of the post-9/11 mindset.

    September 15, 2003

    Sounds Like My Kinda Folks

    Bureaucrash is an international network of activists of all political persuasions who believe that bloated, sprawling governments and the bureaucrats and politicians who control them ought to be mocked. Mercilessly.

    Welcome to Bureaucrash! Their free trade vs. fair trade soda experiement during the World Trade Organization meeting in Cancun is a wonderful idea, though it doesn't do enough mocking for me. But some great protest photos (and there's way more where those came from) make up for it. :)

    c0balt.com is their Austin cell, but I'm still coming to grips with their presentation...

    Via Hit & Run.

    September 11, 2003

    The Second Anniversary of 9/11

    [Updates below.]

    Reposted from last year with some minor edits:

    Austin is an hour behind NYC, so when I got in to work (five minutes late, as usual) it was 9am there.

    It has always been my "system" to get into work and spend the first thirty or forty-five minutes surfing news sites and generally forcing myself awake. Right around the time the first plane hit, I noticed the Net was getting laggy--way more than usual. I checked the Drudge Report one last time, saw nothing out of the ordinary, and then bent down to check on some recently-delivered division mail. Just another Tuesday morning, one that I wished I was spending asleep in bed rather than in the office.

    A few minutes later, I heard someone walking down the hallway from the section next to ours, saying something about New York, the Trade Center, and an explosion. I leaned over to listen, but that's all she was saying. Curious, I refreshed Drudge's site and got...nothing. Server error. Hrm. I checked CNN and it was down as well. Oookay... I browsed to all the major newsmedia's websites only to have the same thing happen. Really annoyed (and beginning to get worried), I checked Slashdot. And then there they were, two articles in a row, both stuffed with hundreds of posts, far above and beyond what the typical article gets.

    About this time, CNN had put up a super stripped-down version of it's home page, just a blank white background and text. I began to wonder about my cousin who lived in Manhattan.

    As people began to leave their cubes and talk about what was happening, I realized we had a TV with an antenna. I ran over to a supervisor's room, grabbed the set, plugged it in, and tuned the "rabbit ears" in order to pick up a local signal.

    My co-workers and I gathered around the TV just after the second plane hit.
    The complete confusion of the situation was enormous. No one knew what was happening, not anyone on the scene, not anyone in the air, not anyone around me. An employee kept repeating, "This is war. You know this is. Someone did this to us...this is no accident. It's a war."

    Everyone watched the towers go down in shocked horror. People began to hit their cell phones, ringing friends and family. I simply sat there, unable to put myself in the places of the hundreds (thousands?) of people who had just fell 90 stories in a firey concrete maelstrom.

    By now, no one was working anywhere in the building I was in. It seemed the whole floor was crowded around the TV, asking the same unanswerable questions.

    I suddenly remembered how hungry I was, so I drove hell-bent to a Schlotzsky's which had a cable TV connection, ordered my food, and sat at the table nearest to it, turning up the volume. The lunch crowd grew fast, a tension I've never felt in the air. Not a single person said anything while we ate. I don't think anyone knew what to say. We just listened to the announcers and occasionally turned up the volume more for the expanding crowd.

    After lunch, I drove back to work, unable to expell the mental-engraved video of the planes ramming the buildings.

    The rest of the day was spent in front of the TV, switching channels in order to find something new to hear about. The Net recovered, albeit slowly, and I would walk between PC and TV in order to reconcile what I had learned.
    I remember watching the news at home that night, talking to my family about the safety of my cousin (who was alright), and thinking how much this was going to change the world.

    I remember that day pretty fucking well.

    I'm still angry.


    UPDATED 9/11/2006 10:54pm
    Rethinking September 11, 2001

    September 07, 2003

    Digging the Weather Change

    The nights are getting cooler, the days growing less humid, the mornings are taking longer to show up, and the nights linger on.

    Ahhh.

    The signs of fall. So much better than summer. Winter is my favorite time of the year, but fall is usually the one I welcome the most. Living in central Texas, I have to take what I'm offered.

    September 05, 2003

    Blogiversary

    It's been one year and one day since I started.

    No deep reflections. No insightful personal story. It's just cool I lasted this long and ended up posting an average of higher than once a day.

    Onward to bigger and more important things!

    September 04, 2003

    Ol' Faithful No Longer

    It is rare when you buy something that never disappoints you.

    It's been so long I can't even remember when I first used it. I'm going to hazard a guess and say it was around the time I moved to Austin: June of 2001. That's probably when I bought it. In the 27 months since then, I have used it and it's contents at least six times a week, occasionally less. That comes to roughly 570 applications of product over it's lifetime. I have no idea who accurate that is; it certainly seems fewer than it should be.

    I began to view the slowly eroding label as a sort of weathered and wisened face, following me as I walked through life.

    Around the end of last year, I began to wonder if it would ever run out. It never seemed to get lighter, though it would be a lie if I said I weighed it to find out. It never hesitated to dispense the product promptly and without complication. It certainly never failed in it's intended purpose. I must say it has been one of the most reliable items I've ever owned. I absolutely will buy another one if I can find it on the market.

    I long ago lost the cap, possibly on a trip to Canada, California, Dallas, or in between moves.

    Yesterday morning, it finally gave up it's ghost and ran out. It was remarkable while it lasted, Edge Pro Gel with Aloe.

    Edge Pro Gel with Aloe: You ROCK!

    September 01, 2003

    Traffic Notions; Changing Directions

    Despite being offline for the better part of two weeks with nothing but a spattering of posts here and there, August was the best month I've had since I started bloggin September 4th, 2002. The overwhelming majority of visits are from Google searches for things like live action evangelion, flcl cartoon network, msra infection, definition of the american dream, VW recall, and Browning Hi Power.

    I believe the 7-12 "regular" readers were mostly missing because of my absence. It's now my duty to rebuild that base...however, I'm changing my blog's focus.

    To the extent that it even had one, it will now turn towards the political climate and events in Austin, TX, the state of Texas overall, and things our "representatives" both in and outside the state are doing to us and for us. The emphasis will be the impact political events will or may have on individual liberty and it's corollaries (free enterprise and markets, personal responsibility, and the persuit of happiness). I've been thinking about this for some time, but haven't built up the motivation to go through with it, mostly because I'm lazy and cherry-picking news items from around the country and globe may be good for quick outbursts and chuckles...however, they don't do much for me on a deeper level.

    Besides, it would be nice to run across an Austin collectivist who searched for something of mine and felt the need to vent about it in my face.

    I'd like to "connect" more with my readers like that. :)

    Anyways, this is my full announcement that I'm back.

    Eh?

    Experience the weirdness of Google and the even-weirder things people search for.

    I'm second on a listing of listing of results after searching for "carrying drugged bitches."

    I have a very strong feeling whomever searched for those words didn't find what he or she was looking for on my site.

    August 25, 2003

    More PC Problems

    Since I can't Copy & Paste with any degree of reliability, I'll be gone for a bit to test some stuff out. It is completely infuriating to be unable to copy text and URLs and paste them in posts for this blog. It just takes too long, so I'll be back later.

    August 15, 2003

    Not too Long Now

    Blogging from work, I've got the PC back from the shop (more on this later, but I'm giving Star Tech PC a mixed review) and I've got a new motherboard, a new processor, a new stick of memory, and a new power supply to install. Not to mention hooking up the hard drives, CDRW, DVD, floppy, video, sound card, etc. Then there's the process of getting the new hardware to work with the OS. So it may be a few more days until I'm fully back up.

    But I will get back as soon as I can. There's a LOT to talk about and little of it makes me happy.

    A quick note: my web stats are getting a healthy workout from people searching for FLCL (aka Fooly Cooly aka Furi Kuri) stuff. I couldn't be happier that interest in the show has exploded after getting aired on Cartoon Network's Adult Swim. Congrats to everyone involved with the anime!

    August 09, 2003

    IT Gremlins Attack!

    ...so I can't post from home. I'm at my office and I'm about to take my PC to a shop to get it looked at. Turn the damn thing on and it stays turned on for about 5 seconds. Then, nothing. This is after I cracked open the case to check which hard drive was making a nasty sound. Cleaned some dust out but I couldn't determine the problem. Put it back together, and nada. And I'm still paying off the loan I used to buy it.

    Yeah, there are better ways to spend a Saturday.

    UPDATE(8/18/2003 9:11pm)
    I'm baaaack.

    August 07, 2003

    European Heatwave?

    Record Highs Produce Death, Destruction and Discomfort

    Farmers in southwestern France are asking firefighters to water their flocks of fowl, because thousands of birds have dropped dead from the heat. At Amsterdam's zoo, chimpanzees are being given iced fruit to cool off. And a Dutch animal rights group is seeking the postponement of a homing pigeon contest this weekend, out of fear the birds will expire before they reach their destination.

    Most of western and central Europe continued to bake under record-breaking temperatures today, and it wasn't only animals that were suffering.

    The heat has been blamed for the deaths of more than 30 people, and the misery of millions. It also has slowed rail traffic in Britain, threatened to halt shipping on rivers in Germany and spawned forest fires in France and Spain.

    The temperature reached 104 degrees in Paris, the highest on record. It touched 95 in London, 97 in Frankfurt, 98 in Geneva and 91 in usually cool and rainy Amsterdam.


    Try living in central Texas.

    Right now, as I post this, it's 94 Fahrenheit or 34 Celsius. It's 11pm. The high for Austin today? 109F or 43C. The high temperatures forcast for the next few days are:

    Friday - 102F / 39C
    Saturday - 102F / 39C
    Sunday - 101F / 38C
    Monday - 102F / 39C
    Tuesday - 95F / 35C
    Wednesday - 94F / 34C
    Thursday - 97F / 36C
    Friday - 95F / 35C

    And it's ALWAYS like this. Every year. For two full months. Ugh. I need to move. It's the humidity that drives me crazy.

    UPDATE(8/13/2003 8:17am)
    Of course, it was stupid of me to just assume that the weather would be as predicted by the weathermen. We had a ferocious thunderstorm Monday night and temperatures since then have been pleasant and mild and the rest of the week will slowly warm back to normal.

    Lesson: Don't trust forecasters, especially those in Texas!

    August 06, 2003

    Austin Anime Alive Again

    Up until 2002, my source for local anime was Animagix, located at 2801 Guadalupe St on the second floor. It had a good selection of rentals (mostly VHS), some video sales, T-shirts, lots of posters and wallscrolls, fansubs, models, and other miscellaneous stuff. While I never really got to know the people who worked there, I did get on a first name basis with a few of them and it was a big disappointment to hear they were going out of business. Surprisingly for such a UT-heavy area, sales were weak and they couldn't make enough money. So they packed their bags and closed shop, leaving me scratching my head to wonder where I could rent anime.

    Most chain rental stores (Blockbuster, Hollywood Video) have ever-increasing anime selections, but they are still paltry and incomplete compared to a true specialty store. I've been to the Momoko Tea Shop on 705 W 24th St but it's more of a Japanese cultural store and the emphasis is on household items and clothing, not anime. It's the same with Morning Glory, on Airport near Highland Mall.

    So it was a welcome respite to get a flyer from a co-worker who found it on the windshield of his car a week ago. The flyer was for Neko Neko (Neko), located at 9037 Research Blvd #700 (the northeast corner of 183 and Burnet in the shopping center with the Black Eyed Pea). I stopped by there last weekend to give it a once-over and see what the place was like.

    Turns out it's owned and operated by the same general people who owned and operated Animagix! Their selection seems a little smaller, but that may be due to the smaller floor space they have compared to the store before. Their selection is more focused on DVDs though they still have an average variety of VHS available. Fewer T-shirts and wallscrolls are in stock, though the people behind the counter said they'd be getting more, along with anime soundtracks. Their collection of art books is better. The store is also selling speciality Japanese teas, has a free DDR machine, and a comfortable viewing area with a large TV and a surround sound system for video games and anime showings.

    It's a nice location and a clean store. Much more professional than the previous digs. Though the stomping from the DDR machine can get annoying, the prices are good ($2.50 per DVD for two nights and $1.00 per VHS for two nights) and it looks like they are hooking up with the rest of the anime community in Austin to get information out to everyone else about events and screenings.

    I rented the last three volumes of NieA_7 and the first two volumes of Great Teacher Onizuka (GTO). I'll certainly be back for more.

    UPDATE(11:45am)
    Speaking of anime, Steven Den Beste picked up quite a bunch and has some interesting reviews.

    July 29, 2003

    It's Notta Tuma!

    Congradulations to my mother who has gone through the outskirts of Hell before getting a nasty lump in her palm checked out and biopsied successfully today. Not malignant and removed in it's entirety. The Hueter health load is considerably lightened. :)

    On a more serious note, I'm beginning to feel better and better about my decision to quit smoking in 2000. My mother isn't a smoker, doesn't drink often, isn't an outdoorsy tanned person, and doesn't operate highly radioactive equipment. I can't think of any overt risk factors for her. That makes the appearance of this thing all the more worrying. It's like the unavoidable random background noise you can't eliminate from some studio recordings. There is a point where human effort can no longer positively effect the situation and sheer chance takes over.

    Thankfully, we flipped chance the finger and my mom survived with minimal damage.

    July 27, 2003

    Congrats Lance!

    You earned it.

    Lance Armstrong celebrated the centenary of the Tour de France by winning the world's most famous cycle race for the fifth time on Sunday, a feat only four other men had achieved.

    The 31-year-old cancer survivor, who came back from the near-fatal disease in 1999 to win his first Tour, emulated France's Jacques Anquetil and Bernard Hinault, Belgian Eddy Merckx and Spain's Miguel Indurain at the end of the 94.5-mile final stage to the Champs-Elysees.

    July 25, 2003

    Getting Back into the Diesel Spirit

    I've been gone and inactive from Fred's TDIClub.com for quite some time. However, I had to change out a burned head light in my Golf and I wanted to check the most authoritative source I could find. And no, the dealer doesn't count. :)

    After viewing all the threads and discussion topics, I can feel the sooty part of my soul begining to awaken once again. Perhaps it's time to start saving towards that UPsolute tuning chip...or perhaps a set of .205mm injectors...I do know that I need to start spending more time reading the TDI FAQ to clear the dust out of my head and replace it with grease monkeys.

    July 23, 2003

    They're Dead & They Deserved It

    I agree with the chorus of voices who are damn happy Odai Hussein and Qusai Hussein have died, whether or not suicide was involved. Publish those photos, Rumsfeld. It's time to be utterly serious and up front with the enemy.

    Mmm...Furi Kuri #3!

    I received the final DVD installment of FLCL in the mail today. I'm all giddy! I can't wait to watch it! So what the hell am I doing writing this post???

    UPDATE(6:20pm)
    Damn, I love this show. And for those who are wondering, the box is gorgeous.

    Hacking into Plano ISD

    To the person who did an MSN.com search for "hacking in to Plano ISD schools," allow me to elaborate on something...

    DON'T FUCK WITH OTHER PEOPLE'S PROPERTY.

    Thank you. Now go back and address your grievances maturely.

    July 21, 2003

    The Led Zeppelin DVD ROCKS

    I've only seen the first disc so far, but the recently released two-disc set is extraordinary. Many thanks to Cameron for getting it for my birthday.

    Part of my awe with this set is due to my ignorance of what live Zeppelin sounds like. I'm sure many people are also in the same boat. I mean, I knew that John Bonham was a wicked drummer and knew he could do solos, but the 13-minute-plus drum-only section in the middle of "Moby Dick" deserves more than the label "drum solo." Jimmy Page's guitar playing is just as impressive and expressive. John Paul Jones' bass is solid and robust. Jimmy Page's vocal range doesn't falter live, which says a lot as well. It's a heavy metal jam band that knows the blues. And the extra material is just as cool with both black & white and color video captures of live performances they did on TV. This is extremely hard-to-find stuff, and the quality of the A/V and the performances is a huge credit to those involved.

    A while ago, I went out and bought the mammoth 10-CD Complete Studio Recordings box set and became enthralled with the band's sound. The MP3 disc I burned of that box set gets more play at the pub than any other, also thanks to Cameron. Next on the list of CDs to get is How the West Was Won and BBC Sessions. Then I can start with my final LedZep project: the ultimate MP3 CD with the best of their songs.

    At Least One Fuze Tastes Great

    Speaking of nasty energy drinks, I did run across one last weekend that was actually quite good.

    I found Fuze at a gas station near Dallas. It caught my eye not only for the striking appearance of the packaging, but also for the value: 18 ounces for $1.50. I grabbed one called Energize which is flavored as Exotic Punch.

    I can't say whether or not the ingredients "energized" me any more than anything else, but the taste was good. The claim of 11% fruit juice convinced me it was at least somewhat truthful because I could clearly taste the papaya and pineapple with orange taking a bit of a back seat. The fruit tastes had a fuller and more prominent quality them than your average energy/sports drink.

    This particular drink has 200mg of Siberian ginseng, 200mg of guarana, 120mg of vitamin C, 10mg of vitamin B3, 3mcg of vitamin B12, and apparently the whole line of drinks uses crystalline fructose sweetener instead of high fructose corn syrup.

    July 18, 2003

    In Possession of Audiobooks

    A few days ago, a coworker put up for sale a slew of cassette audiobooks. I browsed through her list and three titles caught my eye:: Batman: The Complete Knightfall Saga, Johnny Mnemonic, and Neuromancer. Unfortunately, the Batman set (the one I wanted the most) didn't have the first tape, so I decided to return it. It seemed to have the most production effort involved.

    I've never read the other books. I've seen the Johnny Mnemonic movie and I know it was based on the book, which was based on the short story by William Gibson who also wrote the screenplay. I like the movie but don't consider it one of my favorites. However, I'm interested to see how the book turns out. The audiobook's voice is lent by Jack Noseworthy. It's on two tapes.

    Neuromancer was written by Gibson (yeah, there's a pattern here) and I've wanted to read it for some time. Saved to four tapes, the cover says it is "presented by William Gibson" and there seems to be quite a bit of music from the liner credits.

    I took out my car's standard tape deck and replaced it with something else a long time ago, so my listening will be done at home on my stereo. I'll post how it goes once I get started.

    July 16, 2003

    As if We Really Needed a Good Reason

    Masturbating Lowers Prostate Cancer Risk - Study

    Frequent masturbation, particularly in the 20s, helps prevent prostate cancer later in life, according to new research.
    Australian scientists have shown that the more men masturbate between the ages of 20 and 50, the less likely they are to develop the disease that kills more than half a million men each year.

    They suspect that frequent ejaculation has a protective effect against the cancer because it prevents dangerous carcinogens from building up in the gland.

    "The more you flush the ducts out, the less there is to hang around and damage the cells that line them," Graham Giles, of the Cancer Council Victoria in Melbourne, told New Scientist magazine on Wednesday.

    In a survey of 1,079 prostate cancer patients and 1,259 healthy men, Giles and his team discovered that men who ejaculated more than five times a week in their 20s were a third less likely to develop an aggressive form of the disease.

    The findings contradict previous studies which suggested that having a variety of partners or frequent sexual activity could increase the risk of prostate cancer by 40 percent.

    But Giles said the earlier research concentrated on intercourse, whereas his study focused on masturbation. Infections caused by sexual activity could account for the different findings.

    "Men have many ways of using their prostate which don't involve women or other men," he added.


    Hoo-boy!

    Masturbating may protect against prostate cancer

    A team in Australia led by Graham Giles of The Cancer Council Victoria in Melbourne asked 1079 men with prostate cancer to fill in a questionnaire detailing their sexual habits, and compared their responses with those of 1259 healthy men of the same age. The team concludes that the more men ejaculate between the ages of 20 and 50, the less likely they are to develop prostate cancer.

    The protective effect is greatest while men are in their twenties: those who had ejaculated more than five times per week in their twenties, for instance, were one-third less likely to develop aggressive prostate cancer later in life (BJU International, vol 92, p 211).

    The results contradict those of previous studies, which have suggested that having had many sexual partners, or a high frequency of sexual activity, increases the risk of prostate cancer by up to 40 per cent. The key difference is that these earlier studies defined sexual activity as sexual intercourse, whereas the latest study focused on the number of ejaculations, whether or not intercourse was involved.

    The prostate produces part of the fluid that makes up semen
    The team speculates that infections caused by intercourse may increase the risk of prostate cancer. "Had we been able to remove ejaculations associated with sexual intercourse, there should have been an even stronger protective effect of other ejaculations," they suggest. "Men have many ways of using their prostate which do not involve women or other men," Giles adds.

    [...]

    But why should ejaculating more often cut the risk of prostate cancer? The team speculates that ejaculation prevents carcinogens building up in the gland. The prostate, together with the seminal vesicles, secretes the bulk of the fluid in semen, which is rich in substances such as potassium, zinc, fructose and citric acid.

    Generating the fluid involves concentrating these components from the bloodstream up to 600-fold - and this could be where the trouble starts. Studies in dogs show that carcinogens such as 3-methylcholanthrene, found in cigarette smoke, are also concentrated in prostate fluid.


    Hella cool.

    More articles can be found at The Independent, Ananova, News.com.au, and BBC News.

    Via this Animeboards thread.

    Damn

    Yesterday this blog got more than 160 hits.

    Though the vast majority are from search engines, it is still a humbling experience to know this website was seen more than six times an hour...up drastically from a few months ago. Even more humbling are the posts that have gathered comments from the people mentioned in the posts themselves.

    When I started this project, I wasn't sure how long I'd last or what kind of response I'd get. I'm pleased with the results.

    UPDATE(7/22/2003 midnight)
    Sometime in the next few hours I'll break 10,000 hits. I am contantly in awe of the power of Google to transform these posts into something anyone can read in a matter of hours.

    July 15, 2003

    "Mad-Croc?" "No thanks."

    For reasons I'm still trying to figure out, I discovered a can of Mad Croc in my fridge a few days ago. My first reaction is how similar it is to Red Bull. My second reaction was, "I've never bought Red Bull before..." My third reaction was, "How the fuck did this third-rate knock-off get in my refrigerator?"

    I left it in there because I had better things to drink; namely milk, fruit juice, and beer. I figured one of my friends forgot about it after stopping by. And I know just whom to ask next time I see that friend...

    Anyway, today marked the my first serious attempt at getting back in the gym to shake off the two weeks of living life without exercise. I was in a hurry getting home from work due to that damn "Claudette" storm. I usually eat a Zone Perfect energy bar before working out, most often an hour before I get off work. I told myself I wouldn't drink the Croc because I wasn't interested. I didn't need it. Water would be better. No time to experiment with something new. It's contents might throw my chemical system out of it's delicate balance.

    So I drank it while getting dressed.






    BLEGH


    I don't know how close this tastes to Red Bull, but if there is any similarity in that respect, I want nothing to do with that overpriced 8 ounce can of garbage. It was like sipping from a mixture of watered-down raspberry-esque Clearly Canadian, cheap over the counter cough medicine, and tonic water. This nasty crap was so carbonated it gave me gas. Getting gas is LAME-O when working out.

    It didn't do one gawddamned thing for me energy-wise. I have a slight problem with physical stamina and I can recognize when a product contributes something to my workout. And while it is very unscientific to judge this "drink" based off a single data point, I won't voluntarily buy it or any of it's categorical brethren anytime soon.

    Joke of the Day!

    Curt Warner's question from the comments in this Hit & Run post:

    Is there a name for someone who doesn't really believe in god, but is planning a deathbed repentance, just in case?

    Sayeth Julian Sanchez in response:
    Pascal gambler? Just-in-catheist?

    *bum-bum---tish!*

    Niiice.

    USS Clueless Discovers Fanservice

    Ha!

    He also gets in a bit of discussion about anime.

    July 13, 2003

    Banzai!!!

    The show rocks, so far. I caught it about ten minutes after it started and the format is interesting. Of course, much of the hilarity comes from the insane announcers, whom are decidedly un-PC. The kanji graphics are great, too.

    Too bad bets can't be made in money. I wonder when the rival station show knock-offs will arrive.

    UPDATE(8/7/2003 11:50am)
    Hiigaran, who commented below, is right. Some people are making a fuss over the show. I kinda expected that.

    "We think it's hysterically funny," Fox programming chief Gale Berman told members of the Television Critics Association yesterday. "We think it's definitely different and edgy."

    While Berman made her remarks, about 30 people picketed outside of the Hollywood Renaissance Hotel where the press tour is being held.

    "Banzai" is a parody of Japanese game shows known for allowing contestants to participate in extreme behavior that is at odds with the country's reserved society. Fox began airing the show last Sunday.

    Aki Aleong, president of the Media Action Network for Asian Americans, believes the exaggerated accents used by the narrators in "Banzai" reinforces negative stereotypes of Asians here.

    "This is America," Aleong said. "They do not do shows with the 'N' word anymore. They took off 'Amos n Andy' when it was a top-10 show. They took off the Frito Bandito because it was offensive."

    Aleong said his group wasn't looking for Fox to cancel "Banzai" but would like it "retooled" to eliminate the accents or have some Asian actors who speak English clearly.

    "We laughed at the games on the show," he said. "We would support this show in a minute if it had some balance."


    I'm sorry...is it not the case the native Japanese have accents when speaking English? Are we to deny reality so you don't have to face an accent!?

    July 12, 2003

    What to See...

    It's odd when there are several movies currently in theaters that I want to see, but today is one of those days. Yeah, I could just wait for the video release and rent them, but so many of these movies translate better on big screens and loud sound systems!

    Anger Management, Bruce Almighty, Finding Nemo, The Hulk, Identity, The Italian Job, The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, A Mighty Wind, Pirates of the Caribbean, Terminator 3, and 28 Days Later are all on my "wanna see" list.

    July 11, 2003

    Keeping the Customer Happy

    Previously, I wrote about how I enjoyed the music of the Longhorn Devils. I mentioned that I didn't actually own the album Spitefire Bar-Bee because it was intended as a gift to a cousin for Christmas, so my review was based on the listenings I experienced before giving the gift...and the MP3s I burned to my hard drive as a keepsake.

    In an interesting twist, Paul Borelli of Wildebeest Records found his way on my post and thanked me for the kind words and gently chided me for ripping the MP3s by offering a copy of the CD in return for the nice review. I openly accepted his offer and while I was out on vacation, the CD arrived safely at my apartment along with a flyer detailing some new releases from the label.

    I will be certain to check out the music Wildebeest Records has to offer in the future, especially when they sell CDs so cheaply on their website. Thanks, Paul.

    July 09, 2003

    Live Action Evangelion, Cont'd

    Previously, I posted the news of the new Neon Genesis Evangelion live action movie. I mentioned the July issue of Newtype and now have it in my posession. Here are the relevant sections.

    Neon Genesis Evangelion creator Hideaki Anno is enthused about the project. "Evangelion was created with a very Japanese sensibility," said Anno. "In the live-action version, though, I suggested that the creators let their imaginations roam, unconstrained by the framework of the existing anime. There are some very surprising ideas in the new design plans - things I'd never thought of before. I was amazed to encounter such different ways of thinking about the project. I'm very much looking forward to seeing the re-creation of the title."

    Also, there is good cause to consider the IMDB link I posted last time to NOT be the IMDB page for the movie. When I posted the link, the IMDB folks hadn't updated the page with any information and now it shows a movie being made in Denmark...and everything I know about the new NGE project says this will be a US-Japanese-New Zealand production.

    My thoughts on Anno's comments are mixed. I remain very interested to see what the movie will present and how it will be presented. In this aspect, I am open-minded. However, my problem lies with the nature of the material they are attempting to cover. I am convinced there is little consistent plot meat left in the Evangelion story; it's endings demonstrate to me the purpose and finality of the series was reached. I am also convinced that magnificent story simply CANNOT be compressed into a coherent 2 hour movie; the insulting edits they'd be forced to do would gut the story and totally alienate the fanbase.

    When Anno says to the people behind the new project, "let [your] imaginations roam, unconstrained by the framework of the existing anime," it doesn't clear up this fundamental question. His statement (and the accompanying design concepts in Newtype) do demonstrate we'll be seeing lots of new stuff and a much different take. It may be an obvious point, but having Anno enthusiastic about the project from what he's seen is a good thing. We've got a long way to go before more is known, but I'll be there in line waiting to see it.

    UPDATE(7/22/2003 11:51pm)
    "Harry Potter" as Shinji Ikari???

    July 08, 2003

    Still on Vacation...

    ...but I'm back early. Posting to resume after I run some errands around town.

    June 27, 2003

    On Vacation

    From tonight until the 12th of July, I'll be out of town visiting some friends. Net access will be dismal at best. Be back later.

    June 26, 2003

    June 26, 1980

    [Updates below.]

    Today is my 23rd birthday, my second since I started working at my current job, my third since permanently moving back to Austin, my fifth since graduating Canyon High School, and my seventh since my father retired from the Army and we moved from Fort Knox, KY to New Braunfels.

    Today in History

    Forty years ago, on June 26, 1963, President Kennedy visited West Berlin, where he made his famous declaration: "Ich bin ein Berliner" (I am a Berliner).

    On this date:

    In 1870, the first section of the Atlantic City, N.J., Boardwalk was opened to the public.

    In 1900, a commission that included Dr. Walter Reed began the fight against the deadly disease yellow fever.

    In 1917, the first troops of the American Expeditionary Force arrived in France during World War I.

    In 1925, Charlie Chaplin's classic comedy, "The Gold Rush," premiered at Grauman's Egyptian Theatre in Hollywood.

    In 1945, the charter of the United Nations was signed by 50 countries in San Francisco.

    In 1948, the Berlin Airlift began in earnest after the Soviet Union cut off land and water routes to the isolated western sector of Berlin.

    In 1959, President Eisenhower joined Britain's Queen Elizabeth II in ceremonies officially opening the St. Lawrence Seaway.

    In 1968, U.S. Chief Justice Earl Warren announced his intention to resign.

    In 1977, 42 people were killed when a fire sent toxic smoke pouring through the Maury County Jail in Columbia, Tenn.

    In 1987, Supreme Court Justice Lewis F. Powell Jr. announced his retirement, leaving a vacancy that was filled by Anthony M. Kennedy.

    Ten years ago: President Clinton announced the United States had launched missiles against Iraqi targets because of "compelling evidence" Iraq had plotted to assassinate former President Bush. Baseball Hall-of-Famer Roy Campanella died in Woodland Hills, Calif., at age 71.

    Five years ago: The Supreme Court issued a landmark sexual harassment ruling, putting employers on notice that they can be held responsible for supervisors' misconduct even if they knew nothing about it.

    One year ago: The Ninth U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals declared that reciting the Pledge of Allegiance in public schools was unconstitutional because of the words "under God" inserted by Congress in 1954. WorldCom Inc., the nation's No. 2 long-distance company, slid toward bankruptcy after disclosing what could be the biggest case of crooked accounting in U.S. history. The Group of Eight nations, meeting in Kananaskis, Alberta, Canada, announced that Russia would be made a full-fledged member of the elite group. Chinese basketball star Yao Ming was selected first overall by the Houston Rockets in the NBA draft.

    Today's Birthdays: Actress Eleanor Parker is 81. Jazz musician-film composer Dave Grusin is 69. Actor Josef Sommer is 69. Singer Billy Davis Junior (The Fifth Dimension) is 63. Singer Georgie Fame is 60. Actor Clive Francis is 57. Actor Robert Davi is 49. Singer-musician Mick Jones is 48. Actor Gedde Watanabe is 48. Rock singer Chris Isaak is 47. Rock singer Patty Smyth is 46. Singer Terri Nunn (Berlin) is 42. Actor Mark McKinney is 41. Rock singer Harriet Wheeler (The Sundays) is 40. Rock musician Colin Greenwood (Radiohead) is 34. Actor Sean Hayes is 33. Actor Matt Letscher is 33. Actor Chris O'Donnell is 33. Actor-musician Jason Schwartzman is 23. Actress Kaitlin Cullum is 17.


    I love that one about the 9th Circuit Court. *evil grin*
    My dad worked at Walter Reed Army Medical Center.
    A big Booo to the UN Charter signing...how I wish those diplomats could be aware of the monster their creation would turn into.
    Another big Booo to that sexual harassment Supreme Court ruling.
    Amazing to remember the Berlin airlift and the American Expeditionary Force.

    For a life that unceasingly seems boring and unremarkable in short-term reflection, I am grateful for who I know, what I have, and the opportunities before me. If I could drink at work, I'd toast to another 23 years.

    UPDATE(12:05pm)
    Sweet! The Supreme Court struck down the Texas sodomy law. The only problem I have with this? It was a 6-3 decision, which means Chief Justice William H. Rehnquist and Justices Antonin Scalia and Clarence Thomas have still got a lot to learn about individual freedom.

    "The court has largely signed on to the so-called homosexual agenda," Scalia wrote for the three. He took the unusual step of reading his dissent from the bench.

    "The court has taken sides in the culture war," Scalia said, adding that he has "nothing against homosexuals."


    How sad.

    UPDATE(6/27/2003 12:05am)
    Strom Thurmond died...one hell of a news day.

    UPDATE(6/26/2004 5:05pm)
    June 26, 2004

    The Excellent Mind of Don Watkins

    Go read Anger Management. Great posts on the non-right to health care, affirmative action, and the evil of altruism. If Blogger is being a jackass, use this link and Crtl+F to search for the terms.

    June 25, 2003

    Mrs. Seager Responds

    In my post about the deaths of Amy Seager's daughters due to a driver using a cell phone, Amy Seager herself posts a long comment, disagreeing with me. Give it a look-over, as well as my response right after her comments.

    Evaluation Today

    Employment is a two-way street of voluntary behavior.

    The Worker primarily wants compensation for his or her efforts. A regular and fair paycheck, occasionally bumped up to reflect company loyalty and increased job knowledge and effectiveness, is what most people look for during a job hunt. Some people want healthcare and retirement benefits at least as much as a strong income, but those forms of compensation usually kick in after a trial period of after certain employment goals are met. A healthy and safe work environment and enjoyable co-workers are also important to most Workers.

    The Company primarily wants a workforce of motivated, productive, innovative, and pleasant people doing the work that the owners cannot do on their own. This is tempered by the economic reality that they cannot pay everyone want they want, nor would that even be appropriate since some people are better at certain tasks while others lag behind. Just as important, the Company would rather not go through employee turnover and the rehiring process as this is expensive: to get a new employee up to speed and trained properly takes time and money.

    Once someone is hired, the process and conflict doesn't end there; it begins in earnest.

    For example, today is my second full annual job evaluation since I started working with my current employer. My boss's and company's system of yearly evaluations goes thusly:

    1. The employee has job targets assigned to him or her and is expected to work towards fullfilling them as the financial year progresses.
    2. The manager of that employee notes important behavior.
    3. Near the May-June part of the year, the manager sends out a blank form for the employee to fill out in order to self-evaluate his or her performance in many areas, including job target accomplishment.
    4. The manager reads over the self-evaluation and includes it with one the manger makes.
    5. This document is returned to the employee so he or she knows what to expect when the face-to-face formal evaluation is done.
    The conflict between my manager and I is focused mostly on a few things. I've become accustomed to getting to bed late at night, usually around one or two in the morning. My job requires me at my desk by eight. Not a whole lot of time to sleep...and it shows. I have embarassingly needed my boss to call and wake me up several times in the past, resulting in blasting out of bed at 8:45 and hurrying to work. This used to be a real problem; I think in 2001-2002 she had to do this ten times or so.

    Lately, I've reduced that problem to a handful of calls. Unfortunately, it's been replaced by not getting back to work an hour after lunch. I've been trying to save money by eating at home and fixing whatever food I have. I'm only seven or so minutes away from work, but the cooking prep and eating time forces me to rush. The end result is getting back five to ten minutes late. In the last few weeks, it's been more like ten to twenty minutes late. So she laid down the law and I've had to change my habits.

    Beyond basics like attendance and tardiness, my other biggest problems are in keeping focused on work (and avoiding things like blogging and web browsing...), timely completion of tasks (this has also improved over the years), and taking the initiative in doing things to help co-workers in their tasks. Since I'm an administrative secretary and provide assistence to the other thirteen people in my division, I have to be flexible and quick and I've got some improvement to build upon.

    But in the end, after I recieved my manager evaluation yesterday, I was surprised my marks had gone up and her comments were as positive as they were. My boss was able to put aside my recent problems of tardiness and take into account the larger picture of my employment and job performance and compare it to my past behavior. For that, I am grateful.

    We'll see how it goes today. My face-to-face eval is scheduled for 8:30 and they usually last 45 minutes. I turn 23 tomorrow and I take off for a long vacation in Florida on Friday, so I hope the eval sets a good tone. I have some of my own things to mention during the interview, so it should be interesting.

    UPDATE(6:40pm)
    It went well and as good as I could expect it. Continuous improvement since Day One.

    June 24, 2003

    FLCL on Cartoon Network?

    Furi Kuri (or Fooly Cooly) has been my favorite anime for a little over a year. It may only be six episodes long, but those few episodes do more for me than most series' 26. The music is awesome (competing directly with Trigun and Cowboy Bebop for best anime music, IMHO), the imagery and direction often breathtaking, and the voice acting (both Japanese and English) is excellent. I've got the first two DVDs and pre-ordered the third which should come with a box.

    Now I hear there is a distinct possibility FLCL may be shown on Cartoon Network's Adult Swim.

    Production IG Announcements and News
    Representative: Maki Terashima

    Announcement: FLCL has been sold to a network. It will air before fall this year. The announcement should be sometime next week. People were asking which network, but she did not indicate one way or the other. There are strong indications that the network will be Cartoon Network and that FLCL will air in the Adult Swim segment.


    Also worthy of note:
    Production I.G stated at Fanime this past weekend that broadcast rights to FLCL had been sold, but they did not state to which broadcaster. Last night the following interstitial appeared on Cartoon Network during Adult Swim, "A new anime is coming your way. It's only six episodes long. But it's shockingly great. Like Bebop, Big O and Beef Logs." They did not say FLCL, but the assumption is reasonable.
    This would be a milestone in anime on American TV. A deeply cultural and wacky hyper-kinetic anime with much more going on under the surface than you get from first glance could alienate some viewers, but I think they will be offset by the tremendous buzz the show generates.

    Even better, there aren't many scenes worthy of editing or cutting in order to tailor it for broadcast cable. Even the "worst" scenes (there's no nudity, only the lightest of swearing, and nosebleed-level blood) could be cut and the show would remain intact and very watchable. I'm all for this.

    UPDATE(7/23/2003 6:30pm)
    Now that I have the final DVD, I can say with confidence there is no "nudity" in the anime. The only two scenes that might have posed a problem (Haruko's ass in Ep5 and the blurred parts of Kamon's crotch in Ep6) in the past certainly won't today, especially if the anime is aired in Adult Swim block.

    UPDATE(7/30/2003 12:10am)
    Possible bad news and the first promo download of FLCL on Adult Swim.

    UPDATE(8/6/2003 7:25am)
    Looks like there were no edits to the first episode. *thumbs up*

    UPDATE(8/11/2003 noon)
    Removed the direct link to the promo episode download.

    UPDATE(8/13/2003 8:15am)
    Kyle Pope indicates the lack of edits in episodes 2-4, beyond taking out a "shit!" from Haruko in episode 2.

    UPDATE(9/1/2003 2pm)
    Check out this crap

    Have you watched The Cartoon Network with your children lately? If you haven't, and you are a parent or advocate for children, you should read this.

    There is a new cartoon called "FLCL," or "Fooly Cooly." Originating from Japan, this cartoon airs at midnight on The Cartoon Network as part of the network's evening programming called "Adult Swim."

    My husband heard about "FLCL" from some young men in their 20s who found it quite entertaining and told my husband to watch it sometime. When my husband and I turned on "FLCL," we were shocked and outraged.

    [...]

    Had this program been on a channel other than The Cartoon Network and had it been rated "R," we would not have been so alarmed. This program is rated TV-PG. What we saw was nudity below the waist on a teenage girl, kids blowing people's brains out with machine guns, extreme violence and sexual content - all being acted out by adolescent characters. Why has this show been rated TV-PG?

    [...]

    When we tried to contact The Cartoon Network, we found that it does not accept phone comments from viewers. We went to its Web site, cartooncomments@ turner.com, and did not find a place to contact anyone at the network. We will, however, mail it a copy of this letter.

    We have been in contact with the Federal Communications Commission, the ACLU and organizations dealing with violence against children. We have been spreading the word to educators and churches to raise public awareness about this incorrect rating.


    Julie McBride-Wyatt, you are a prude. Even worse, you'd bring the government into a situation where it simply DOES NOT BELONG. You are also a shitty parent if you use TV ratings to determine what things are appropriate for children to watch. What a pathetic refusal of parental responsibility.

    June 23, 2003

    Update on 'Ex-Con Gets the Drop on Four Cops'

    Officer Muiz has commented in my previous entry regarding Jamie Lichtenwalter's attack on four police officers.

    June 22, 2003

    One Hell of a Wristwatch

    I'm somewhat anal about time and tracking it. This may be partly due to my tardiness to various things and slowly running out of excuses to cover my ass. I've been wearing wristwatches continuously for over twelve years, stretching back into my final days in elementary school. I liked and still like knowing what time it is.

    I've only wanted one kind of watch. It must be reasonably water resistent, a day/date stamp, have backlighting, a stopwatch/lap timer, an alarm, and a way to choose multiple time zones if you travel. Living on military bases for 18 years exposed me to the watches AAFES carries, which were overwhelmingly Timex. I can't remember the models of my first few watches, but I've worn my current one for over eight years. It's a Timex Atlantis 100 and though the picture of the watch's face in the link doesn't directly match my watches face, they are similar enough for informational purposes.

    I've never changed a battery, never had it fixed, and never once questioned it's reliability. It is possibly the most steadfast and dependable piece of electronics I've ever owned.

    However, the watch band is made from plastic. After being exposed to thousands of sunny days, hundreds of gallons of treated pool water, dozens of hours of submersal in the Pacific Ocean, tens of thousands of showers and baths from upwards of five different states, and even a few dips in the Gulf of Mexico...the band has become brittle and lost all of it's flexibility. You could jab someone with the damn thing and bruise them. It is molded unyieldingly to my wrist.

    Perhaps if I haven't developed the habit of taking the watch off a few times a year to smooth out the arm hair and to give the skin a few minutes watch-contact-free, I might have squeezed another three or four hundred problem-free days out of it. But the band gave way a few weeks ago, developing two weak spots where the band must be put under pressure in order to take the watch off. One of those spots creased even further a few days ago and now I'm looking at the first physical defect in my Timex: the last inch and a half of the band that slides through the metal buckle has snapped off.

    I could buy a replacement band. The direct replacement is another black plastic band. I know how well they work. In the past, I tried watches with nylon or leather bands, but they collect and retain sweat and eventually they being to smell bad. Perhaps it's just me, because I see lots of guys with those kinds of bands on their arm, but it is bothersome. Going with a metal band has never been appealing. They tend to pinch my wrist hairs, are too flashy for my tastes, and dont stay in one place on my arm. And I'm not shaving my wrist for a watch, toning up my tastes, or be willing to put up with a watch that slides all over my lower arm. I'm picky, dammit. :)

    I trust Timex and their watches, but most of their newer styles are too slick and organic for me. They look like they belong on a track or in the Olympics. My needs are more modest. And inexpensive.

    I've been looking at the face of this watch for the better part of a decade. Not to get too weepy or sentimental, but it's the one thing that's been with me throughout the highest and lowest points in my life. The face is familiar and comforting. And scratched all to hell. The case is beat up; the aesthetic-minded plastic and paint slowly eroded until the underlying plastic foundation was revealed, some many unknowable moons ago. It's a watch with character and grit pressed upon it by the things I've done.

    Whatever happens and whatever I choose to do, it will take just as long to foster a similar level of attachment to my next wrist-based timepiece.

    June 16, 2003

    A Wholly Unnecessary Demise

    Sitting back and watching the UK getting sucked into the 'EU Machine' is like sitting back and watching someone you like commit suicide...

    Chris Josephson

    Indeed.

    June 15, 2003

    The Austin-American Statesman Does Cartoons

    These are your father's toons

    It's a pretty good article about the preponderance of cartoons these days on TV and the increasing presence they bring. It also deals with Cartoon Network's dominance and the reasons it grew to the size it's at currently.

    Surprised that adults are gravitating toward the toons, even the ones that got canned? You probably shouldn't be, considering the longest-running sitcom on television will soon be "The Simpsons." And not while "South Park's" Cartman says things that, even now, manage to curl your mother's hair in completely new ways.

    Mike Lazzo, senior vice president of programming over "Adult Swim," always knew toons weren't just for kids. "From the very beginning when Cartoon Network started getting ratings, a third of our audience was 13 or older," he said. "We'd historically bring in an older audience in a number of ways parents watching with kids, nostalgia, animation freaks but didn't have the resources to cater to them."

    While other networks have geared cartoons toward older audiences, including MTV with shows like "Daria" and "Beavis and Butt-head," few have stuck with it as long as Cartoon Network. What began modestly with the 1994 launch of "Space Ghost: Coast to Coast," a late-night offering that was part live-action, part crude animation, has since extended throughout Cartoon Network's programming. Though "Adult Swim," which mixes comedy and anime (Japanese animation) action shows in its Sunday through Thursday night blocks, is specifically for mature audiences, shows such as "Samurai Jack," "Dexter's Laboratory" and "Powerpuff Girls" have built the channel's viewership far beyond its 2- to 11-year-old core audience.

    As a result of its success, on top of "The Simpsons" and "South Park," cartoons are now aggressively popping up all over cable.

    June 14, 2003

    How to Sing the Blues

    From e-mail circulation:

    HOW TO SING THE BLUES... A PRIMER

    1. Most Blues begin, "Woke up this morning ..."
    2. "I got a good woman" is a bad way to begin the Blues, unless you stick something nasty in the next line like, "I got a good woman, with the meanest face in town."
    3. The Blues is simple. After you get the first line right, repeat it. Then find something that rhymes...sort of: "Got a good woman with the meanest face in town. Yeah, I got a good woman with the meanest face in town. Got teeth like Margaret Thatcher, and she weigh 500 pound."
    4. The Blues is not about choice. You stuck in a ditch, you stuck in a ditch--ain't no way out.
    5. Blues cars: Chevys, Fords, Cadillacs, and broken-down trucks. Blues don't travel in Volvos, BMWs, or Sport Utility Vehicles. Most Blues transportation is a Greyhound bus or a southbound train; blues NEVER go on the northbound train. Jet aircraft and state-sponsored motor pools ain't even in the running. Walkin' plays a major part in the blues lifestyle. So does fixin' to die.
    6. Teenagers can't sing the Blues. They ain't fixin' to die yet. Adults sing the Blues. In Blues, "adulthood" means being old enough to get the electric chair if you shoot a man in Memphis.
    7. Blues can take place in New York City but not in Hawaii or any place in Canada. Hard times in Minneapolis or Seattle is probably just clinical depression. Chicago, St. Louis, Memphis, and Kansas City are still the best places to have the Blues. You cannot have the blues in any place that don't get rain.
    8. A man with male pattern baldness ain't the blues. A woman with male pattern baldness is. Breaking your leg cause you were skiing is not the blues. Breaking your leg 'cause a alligator be chomping on it is.
    9. You can't have no Blues in a office or a shopping mall. The lighting is wrong. Go outside to the parking lot or sit by the dumpster.
    10. Good places for the Blues:
      1. highway
      2. jailhouse
      3. empty bed
      4. bottom of a whiskey glass
      Places where Blues ain't happening:
      1. Nordstrom's
      2. gallery openings
      3. Ivy League institutions
      4. golf courses
    11. No one will believe it's the Blues if you wear a suit, 'less you happen to be an old person, and you slept in it for the last 6 months.
    12. Do you have the right to sing the Blues? Yes, if:
      1. you older than dirt
      2. you blind
      3. you shot a man in Memphis
      4. you can't be satisfied
      Not if:
      1. you have all your teeth
      2. you were once blind but now can see
      3. the man in Memphis lived
      4. you have a 401K or trust fund
    13. Blues is not a matter of color. It's a matter of bad luck. Tiger Woods cannot sing the blues. Sonny Liston could. Ugly white people also got a leg up on the blues.
    14. If you ask for water and your darlin' give you gasoline, it's the Blues. Other acceptable Blues beverages are:
      1. cheap wine
      2. whiskey or bourbon
      3. muddy water
      4. nasty, old, burned, black coffee
      The following are NOT Blues beverages:
      1. Perrier
      2. Chardonnay
      3. Snapple
      4. Slim Fast
    15. If death occurs in a cheap motel or a shotgun shack, it's a Blues death. Stabbed in the back by a jealous lover is another Blues way to die. So is the electric chair, substance abuse, and dying lonely on a broken down cot. You can't have a Blues death if you die during a tennis match or while getting liposuction.
    16. Some Blues names for women:
      1. Sadie
      2. Big Mama
      3. Bessie
      4. Fat River Dumpling
    17. Some Blues names for men:
      1. Joe
      2. Willie
      3. Little Willie
      4. Big Willie
    18. Persons with names like Michelle, Amber, Debbie, and Heather can't sing the Blues no matter how many men they shoot in Memphis.
    19. Make-Your-Own-Blues-Name Starter Kit:
      1. name of physical infirmity (Blind, Cripple, Lame, etc.)
      2. first name (see above) plus name of fruit (Lemon, Lime, Kiwi, etc.)
      3. last name of President (Jefferson, Johnson, Fillmore, etc.)
      For example: Blind Lime Jefferson, Jakeleg Lemon Johnson or Cripple Kiwi Fillmore, etc. (Well, maybe not "Kiwi.")
    20. I don't care how tragic your life: If you own even one computer, you cannot sing the blues.

    June 11, 2003

    Random Thought

    Rob Lowe would make one ugly woman.

    June 10, 2003

    Smells Like One Great Song

    Nirvana Song Called Best of Past 25 Years

    Here they are now, entertaining us or at least entertaining VH1, which named Nirvana's "Smells Like Teen Spirit" the greatest song of the past quarter-century. The Seattle band's groundbreaking grunge anthem is No. 1 on VH1's list of the "100 Greatest Songs of the Past 25 Years."

    Here's the whole list. Some of these choices baffle me.

    Michael Jackson's "Billie Jean" made #2 while Pink Floyd's "Another Brick In The Wall (Part 2)" only made #15? Prince's "When Doves Cry" made #7 but Red Hot Chili Peppers' "Under The Bridge" got screwed at #41? And what the fuck is Britany Spears' "Baby One More Time" at #28 when Radiohead's "Creep" is insulted with #84 or Pearl Jam's "Jeremy" is placed at #32?!?!

    Why is Hanson's "MMMBop" even on this damn list? Ugh.

    The popular music from the 80's and 90's (disregarding some 80's metal and most of 90's grunge) is stuff I won't touch and lists like this reinforce it further. I only recently dipped a toe into The Police's catalogue and have mixed feelings about them.

    This list is also a broad swipe at electronic music and hip-hop, but given their only recent explosion, I can understand it. Still, I have songs from Underworld, Amon Tobin, DJ Shadow, Ben Folds Five, Stone Temple Pilots, and Philip Glass that are better than 80% of this list.

    I couldn't possibly pick a song to be "the greatest from the last 25 years," but "Smells Like Teen Spirit" would be one of them. R.I.P., Kurt.

    June 09, 2003

    Gasaraki

    After I finally purchased the Gasaraki Perfect Collection DVD box set, I sat down with some friends to watch it over the weekend. I was impressed, not only by the content, but by how interesting it paralleled some of today's current events. I'll make a post about it in the upcoming week.

    June 07, 2003

    From Once Vice to Another

    I spent some time at the Texas Brewer's Festival today. Hot, but a pleasant experience.

    The breweries represented were Bitter End, The Draught House (yay!), Lovejoys Tap Room and Brewery, North by Northwest Brewery, Brenham Brewery, Live Oak Brewing Company, Real Ale Brewing Company, and Saint Arnold Brewing Company.

    Even though the deal was outside, it's frickn' hot, and there was little shade, the atmosphere was lively, the beer tasty, and the wind active. It was great to get outside and ge away from politics for a while.

    UPDATE(5/4/2004 9:15am)
    Time for 2004's TCBF!

    June 05, 2003

    The Longhorn Devils Rock

    Up until only last December, when the genres of surf revival and surf rock came up in conversation, I usually had little to add other than a few mutterings of the great name Dick Dale and a few assorted punk outfits. I liked the apparent complexity of the work and the interesting melodies they could ring out of the guitar, but I was more focused on my burgeoning jazz and classical collections.

    That changed when the 2002 Christmas rolled along. It was my side of the family's turn to visit the other, so Christmas shopping needed to be done for my Canadian relatives, my male cousins being the most important since one is my age and the other is almost so. They are almost like friends.

    Dan is the one my age and the one I had the hardest time deciding what to get. He's deeply into punk and had heard of Emo's all the way up there. He wanted some local music and I told him I'd do what I could. Of course, considering I go out so little, I realized I didn't have a good grasp of the local Austin music scene. Panic ensued.

    One weekend I woke up from a sleepover and was possessed by one of those "get shit done" bugs, so I got up, brushed myself off, and drove out to 33 to examine their local music selection. I choose Thirtythree Degress over Waterloo Records because I prefer the more intimate listening environment to test-listen new CDs. Yeah, the single room they use pulls triplicate duty as salesfloor, front counter, and listening area, but the mood is usually (at least whenever I'm there) more reserved and attuned to listening. They also seem to have a much more eclectic selection, though that's just my uninformed superficial opinion.

    Anway, I was digging around in the garage section and ran across an album called Spitfire Bar-Bee from a band named The Longhorn Devils.

    Holy shit. You can't get anymore Austin than that! I thought. Who knows what these guys sound like? There's this hot chick on the cover and she's all 50's-classy - and there's a freakin' WWII-era prop plane right behind her complete with nasty shark mouth cowl painting!

    I had no idea I was about to listen to instrumental surf rock. Dutch instrumental surf rock. And damn good Dutch instrumental surf rock, might I add. Further making the whole deal seem too cool to pass up, it turns out their label is based in Austin, but they are really from overseas. Considering punk's surf rock roots and the music I've heard Dan enjoy, I figured this was as close to dead-on as I was going to get.

    But I wasn't sure if I wanted to give this disc to my cousin...there was only one copy and the lady behind the counter told me they only had a few of them. (!!!)

    I ended up taking it over to him as his gift (which he enjoyed, BTW), but not after I burned as set of MP3s for myself. Once I listened to the music a few times, it was all downhill from there. Shortly thereafter I picked up Man or Astro-man?'s Made From Technetium and was finally introduced to the music I had heard so much about, though only through acclaim and not in any usefully descriptive musical way. I had thought they were some off-beat sci-fi outfit like a Pixies-esque White Zombie. Drop the White Zombie and replace it with the transposed themes of a grainy clip of Cold War-era USSR satellite video and Endless Summer and you're half the way there.

    Listening to TLD is a much-welcome break from everything else in my collection. The insane picking and harmonics flowing from the midsection of "Shark Chase" that gracefully drifts into the last section, a piece who's jazziness is only surpassed by it's explosion back into surf energy at the end. "Clash of the Titans" starts out as if you are charging with the Brits into a vast unknown jungle safari and the adventure runs along smoothly until you run smack into a platoon of rough and vile pirate-smugglers who immediately give chase through the dense undergrowth only to be defeated Speed Racer-style by some moronic oversight. The lounge act feel of the opening to "Templar's Surf" is narcotic, growing in intensity until it levels off in a easygoing bridge which breaks down into several mini-sections that all have unique atmospheres to them, kinda like the Red Elvis's mindblowing "Surfing In Siberia."

    It's a pity they only have the one album out.

    June 02, 2003

    Music Collection 'Arrrghs'

    I'm a fan of Orbital's music ever since I heard "Halcyon+On+On" from the Hackers soundtrack and the single I heard from the Wipeout XL game. One of their albums I don't have is In Sides and last night while poking around in Waterloo Records, I found the album in their used section for ten bucks. Happily surprised it was a double-disc album, I picked it up along with a few other CDs and drove home.

    A side note: has anyone noticed piss-poor performance from freedb? I use it for my CD database lookup with Exact Audio Copy. Damn database hasn't been able to find squat in weeks.

    Anyway, I started to rip the CD to MP3 when I ran into that freedb problem. I went to Orbital's website to check out it's discography. Upon finding the album, I discovered they didn't keep the same tracklist on the second CD for their various international releases. The US got two releases:

    Times Fly (Slow)
    Sad But New
    Times Fly (Fast)
    The Tranquilizer
    The Box (EP)

    and later on:

    Satan (Industry Standard)
    Satan (Live at New York)
    The Saint
    The Sinner
    Halcyon (Live at New York)

    France got:

    The Saint
    The Sinner
    Satan (Live at New York)
    Chime (Live at Chelmsford)
    Impact (Live at Chelmsford)

    Canada got:

    Satan (Industry Standard edit)
    Satan (Live at New York)
    The Saint
    The Sinner

    Japan got:

    The Saint
    The Sinner
    Satan (Recorded Live)
    Chime (Recorded Live At The V96 Festival, Chelmsford)
    Impact (Recorded Live At The V96 Festival, Chelmsford)

    The second UK release had only The Saint on the second disc.

    Obviously, most of these songs are repeated throughout the various distributions. But as a music collector, I want all those other songs and their variations...but I don't want to have to buy the album again and again and again. Some would argue this is or would be a valid reason to hop on over to the nearest peer-to-peer network and get those tracks. I don't agree with that, but I can certainly understand the frustration that drives the mindset.

    May 29, 2003

    Channel-Surfing Kitty

    Television Show for Cats Set to Debut

    A Decatur manufacturer is hoping a new television show will be a cat-alyst for a new wave of programming.

    "Meow TV," developed by the Meow Mix Co., debuts Friday at 6:30 p.m. on the Oxygen Network. It's the first show targeted at cats. Not cat lovers. Cats.


    And it's about damn time! This enormous market has been left untouched since the unification of television and domesticated cat. Think of the advertising growth potential!
    The half-hour program was developed after research showed that one-third of cats enjoy watching television, said Ira Cohen, marketing director for Meow Mix.

    "It's real fun," Cohen said. "The mission of the Meow Mix Co. is to keep cats happy, so we developed this program for cats and the people they tolerate."


    Man, why can't I get to do cool jobs like trying to keep cats happy or surveying felines to see if they like TV or not? I could do that all damn day!
    Local workers at the manufacturing plant offered input on the show, which features cat yoga, cat haiku and sporadic video of squirrels and fish.

    Actress Sandra Bernhard narrates mock infomercials geared toward humans, such as "The House Cat Shopping Network."

    Viewers also can send in birthday greetings to their cats and videos of their cats doing "something cool."

    The first episode features a cat that eats with chopsticks and a cat surfing in the ocean.


    I swear someone screwed up the dateline on this. It should say April 1, not May 29.

    May 23, 2003

    Spendin' Money!

    Sometimes when I get an unexpected flow of money, I save it or invest it.

    Sometimes I don't. :)

    Lesse...start off with an IRS refund of $550.

    Rightstuf DVD purchase of FLCL volume 2 & a pre-order of volume 3 for $51...
    Wal-mart purchase for $33 for new seat covers...
    Red's Indoor Range Winchester SilverTip 9mm ammunition & range time for $42...
    PlanetAnime purchase of the first five and the seventh DVD volumes of Rurouni Kenshin as well as volumes two through four of Berserk for $203...
    Rightstuf order of $78 for the DBZ Garlic Jr. DVD box set & the Gasaraki Perfect Collection DVD box set...
    Fry's purchase of a refurbished Dell 19" monitor, a 3-CD set of Rachmaninoff orchestral music, the Miles Davis 2-CD set Complete Concert 1964: My Funny Valentine + Four More, and John Coltrane's Live at the Half Note for $202...

    Total: $609

    And I even held back in some places. *laughs wildly*

    May 22, 2003

    Live Action Evangelion!

    [Updates below.]

    ADVFilms has a press release confirming this


    In an announcement sure to make waves in the entertainment industry, ADV Films President and CEO John Ledford today publicly confirmed industry rumors that the firm has acquired the rights to produce, and has already begun development of, a live-action feature-film based on the Japanese animated television series “Neon Genesis Evangelion,” a multi-million dollar worldwide franchise and perhaps the most influential anime title in the history of the art form. The project is a collaboration between ADV Films, Gainax and Weta Workshop, Ltd.

    The Participants
    ADV Films is the leading producer-distributor of Japanese animation in North America. The Japanese anime and game studio Gainax Network Systems was one of the original production studios responsible for “Neon Genesis Evangelion,” and Weta Workshop, Ltd. is the New Zealand-based special effects studio that created the effects for Peter Jackson’s “Lord of the Rings” trilogy.

    “The three main players here represent something of a ‘dream-team’ for a project like this one,” said Ledford. “Between the quality and significance of the Gainax title, Weta’s industry-leading skill in the creation of special visual effects, and our expertise in the marketing and promotion of anime and anime-related content, this project is truly a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.”

    The Story
    “Neon Genesis Evangelion” is the story of a reluctant young hero, called upon to pilot an immense robotic weapon in battle against alien invaders. Including both a 26-episode television series and at least two animated motion pictures, “Neon Genesis Evangelion” has long been both a fan favorite and an extraordinary critical and commercial success, with the worldwide franchise producing many millions of dollars in revenue.

    Timetable
    The “Neon Genesis Evangelion” live-action motion picture is in the earliest stages of development. Ledford confirmed, however, that the timetable is an aggressive one, and that more information on the project is forthcoming.

    Already, the fans are stirring. *laughs*

    I hope this project works and adds worthwhile material to the story. Of course, I happen to think that is just about impossible considering the finality of the TV series and the subsequent animated movies. Also, no mention of Director Hideaki Anno, who also worked on the script, mecha design, and storyboards. NGE was his baby and it would be unholy if he had nothing to do with it.

    As for actors and actresses, I wouldn't know where to begin...

    UPDATE(6/4/2003 12:15pm)
    IMDB has a page set up for the movie. No data yet. There are also rumors that Neil Gaiman may be working on the script.

    UPDATE(6/15/2003)
    Check out this image from a recent issue of Newtype. According to some people, the large Japanese script near Asuka has the word "Hollywood" in it. Make what you will of it.

    UPDATE(6/20/2003)
    The July issue of Newtype will have a "first look" at the production.

    UPDATE(6/24/2003)
    And check out the news of FLCL possibly getting a spot on Cartoon Network's Adult Swim lineup.

    UPDATE(7/14/2003 9:40pm)
    More here, including what the issue of Newtype has in it.

    UPDATE(7/22/2003 11:50pm)
    "Harry Potter" as Shinji Ikari???

    UPDATE(7/26/2003 3:36pm)
    A commenter points out this site which is also tracking the Eva movie development.

    UPDATE(10/12/2003 9:35pm)
    What would cause Hell to freeze over? Perhaps these things. My contribution:

    President Bush is huge fan of Neon Genesis Evangelion!

    And in other news, today in Hell, temperatures dropped an amazing 450C, freezing the molten brimstone, shattering every piece of glass, and enraging Beelzebub. "Damn Yahweh and this blanket-less pit! There isn't a down comforter or pair of wool socks to be found! I'm making a formal complaint as soon as I find some hapless soul to set ablaze!" The Wicked One reportedly exclaimed.

    UPDATE(11/6/2003)
    Here's a reason to get Neon Genesis Evangelion: Resurrection when it comes out in January 2004:

    In addition to the Directors' Cut episodes, ADV has obtained special DVD extras that are sure to fuel the excitement for this highly anticipated release. Resurrection will include an exclusive 25-minute interview with Richard Taylor, co-founder and head of Effects and Creatures at Weta Workshop, the multiple Academy Award-winning (for The Lord of the Rings trilogy) special effects studio currently working on the Neon Genesis Evangelion live-action feature. Also included are numerous never-before-seen production images from the theatrical release.

    Mmm, DVD extras...

    UPDATED 8/3/2006 10:10pm
    Via e-mail, a comment from "Nick the Eva freak":

    Ok guys get ready for my rant cause i am seriously in doubt about this.

    The Director, Actors and staff should all be WELL aware of the possibility that their careers could very well end (or lives) if this turns out bad. I live in Edmonton in Canada and we have an annual animethon. i think this years turnout was topping 2000 people and we're kinda in the backwoods. I asked about the project and there are enough militant eva fans that i seriously fear for the director's life (well not really).

    It seems to me ADV (get ready for it) has a bad history as it is. I just finished watching "Elfen Lied" in the ADV dubbed and a fan sub. THE STORY WASN'T EVEN THE SAME!! I also did the same with Eva. There were a few less errors but still, I wouldn't trust ADV to make a convincing retelling of "ba ba blacksheep" let alone Eva.

    Eva was the FIRST anime i ever watched and it is the only series in which i own it's entirety. It has been my obsession for a long time and i can't stand anyone wrecking it. If this movie turns out to be a Hollywood action movie that ignores even a small amount of the character and drama and symbolism i will be one of the first to come and kill EVERY person who had a hand in it.

    May 18, 2003

    The State Trusts Me!

    After getting re-aquainted with handgun shooting, taking the safety course and passing it, applying for the permit, waiting, and then getting word my application was completed and my license issued, I finally picked up my Concealed Handgun License in the mail today. The picture ain't that bad.

    My responsibility is now staring me in the face. Contrary what some people would say, this isn't a license to kill and this is not a reason to shoot. The purpose of a firearm carried in self-defense is exactly that: self-defense. It is neither an excuse to save the day nor a tool to intimidate. The power the state has recognized for me to possess (while the right to do so was always there) in public is deadly and destructive precisely because that is where the power of the gun lies. From now on, I'll have an extra option in every situation. I hope I'll never have to exercise it.

    So, the search is now on for find a pistol that I can actually carry on me. The Browning Hi-Power is just a liiittle too big. My dad has been giving me the sales pitch on compact .38 revolvers. I dunno...I shoot terribly with those. More practice on the range is gonna be needed.

    Screw going through all that if you ever need to carry a firearm on your person in a short time, though. Someone who is threatened and who needs personal protection shouldn't have to wait months for this.

    May 16, 2003

    It's Coming, Folks

    I promised to post a detailed comparison of the AWOL Dems Texas House Districts (THD) to the differences between the current US House District (USHD) map and the proposed USHD map. I should be able to post the bulk of my analysis in a bit more than 45 minutes. This is far more time-consuming than I thought it would be. *sweadrop*

    May 15, 2003

    Ups and Downs

    Samizdata has been down all damn day. No British libertarian group-blogging goodness during work SUCKS.

    Boo!

    But my Concealed Handgun License application status has changed from "Processing Application" to ""Application Completed - license issued or certificate active." I'm waiting for the friendly government mailperson to drop off my license allowing me to rain leaded DEATH upon the hearts of those who oppose me! AH-HAHAHAHAHA!

    Yay!

    But the Senate wussed out and only passed a $350 billion tax cut package, entirely missing the point of cutting taxes in the first place. I wonder if any of these people understand basic economics.

    Boo!

    But Umm Qasr has made the first transition from US military rule to Iraqi civilian rule and it seems we've gotten seriouser about the security problems over there.

    Yay!

    But then I hear about the Austin City Council's possible plans (link rots after one day) for addressing a $55 million budget shortfall.

    Midway through a bleak briefing on a grim budget Wednesday, Austin City Council members ran through eight scenarios about how next year's finances might shape up.

    Seven of the scenarios involved a higher tax rate.


    BOO!!!

    But then I hear about the good chance a serious movie version of Atlas Shrugged is in the works. Now the important question...Who should play what?

    Yay!

    I'll just leave it at that. This could go on for days.

    Boo?

    May 09, 2003

    Screw Oroweat

    I dunno why, but I am never buying Oroweat bread again. For the second straight time, after less than four days in the pantry, the damn bread got moldy and had to be trashed. No other bread (and I've gone through quite a few brands and products) has performed as badly as this. They were all from the same HEB; it can't be a simple case of store employee incompetence.

    I really like this bread, too. The product in question is their "100% Whole Wheat" and it has the highest percentage of dietary fiber than other wheat breads in the store at the same price. It's a heavier, thicker slice and texture than the cheaper brands. It's almost perfect for the kinds of sandwiches I like. Additionally, it did not give me this trouble the first time I bought it several months ago. Since that first batch, though, the shit just molds out too quickly, starting from the bottom and working it's way around the sides.

    The first time I experienced this, I chalked it up to an accident on my part or the store's. When I went in to buy this latest loaf, I double-checked the package and looked for any signs of deterioration and found none. There is no indication on the packaging that there is an expiration date, though of course I am aware (painfully, at this point) bread does in fact mold and rot and go bad.

    So I refuse to buy Oroweat (and what's up with the spelling of the company name?) bread for the rest of this year. There are several brands that come close to the fiber content I'm looking for and hopefully the taste and texture.

    May 08, 2003

    Damn It!

    Man, I go out and buy the two DVDs of Samurai X that I've been wanting for so long...and then they go out and do this. All four episodes on one disc plus previously-unreleased footage.

    At least it's cheap. *grumble*

    Versace Googling...

    Why is everyone all of a sudden searching for what is the name of Versace's cheaper line of clothing or some variant? You're getting my February 2003 archive, which happens to have those words in it.

    Go to the source, people.

    Speaking of Religion...

    Steven Den Beste has two excellent posts on atheism and theism.

    Is my atheism that of a "proof atheist" or a "belief atheist"? Using his definitions, I think I straddle the line between them. I believe that reason and logic are primary and the correct application of them results in axioms and infallible answers. Therefore, I also believe that at some point in our future (or perhaps we have already reached this point and just can't explain it properly), we will have accumulated enough knowledge to conclusively prove that deities do not exist, nor does the "supernatural." I don't go around an attempt to proselyte those who disagree with me, which has happened to me before numerous times.

    There are many good arguements against theism, but the only good arguement for it that I've heard is utilitarian (religion provides people with a system of morals, values, and ethics) and doesn't elevate it above atheism, which isn't a unified philosophy that asserts the absence or irrelevance of morals, values, and ethics. Believing or not believing in a deity is merely a part of a person's philosophy and doesn't dictate how the person thinks about other things.

    May 02, 2003

    Miles Davis...mmm

    "Spanish Key" is just an amazing track. Why haven't I picked up Davis earlier is a mystery that I'll solve only after I acquire the mind-strength necessary in order to understand women.

    April 30, 2003

    Have YOU Been Prayed?

    What to do when a situation presents itself as a Good Thing...but one glaring issue is amiss? No, that title above isn't a typo.

    From Sunday through Tuesday, I was busy attending a public school conference in the Austin Marriott sponsored by the Texas Association of School Boards. Being an employee in the TASB Member Services division, I was enlisted (as I was last year) to be the A/V guy and set up the projectors and laptops for the presenters. The conference itself went well, but I had an experience Monday night which I think needs to be related.

    I am currently single, and though these conferences are not good grounds to go "hunting" in, being a single male means I never leave the mindset of someone with their eyes always open for a new partner. So when we broke for the evening on Monday and were bussed to Buffalo Billiards to wind down and socialize, I reinforced my mindset, put a brave face on, and went in to see what fun could be had.

    My direct co-workers, the ones who actually work in my area, were playing pool so I joined them in a few rounds. I wasn't expecting to play doubles, though, and after one partner bailed I needed another. To her credit (or not...), my boss coralled a lady from San Felipe Del Rio CISD and deputized her to be on my team. I had never seen this female before, nor talked to her on the phone (which is how I meet most school officials), but she was undoubtably one of the most attractive women I at the convention who didn't work for the Risk Management Fund.

    We hit it off fairly quickly, in a sort of playful-adversarial sense. It may sound immodest, but I think I played some brilliant pool. But when I failed -and I did often- she'd be quick to give me some jibbing for it. All in good fun, of course, since I'd do the same to her. We played pool on the same team for several hours, long after the "official" party ended. By that time, we and a few other hardy individuals (including a female friend she brought along) had moved downstairs to order more drinks and finish off the remaining pool bugs in our system.

    At this point in the night, it was past 11pm and we had started getting "huggy," for lack of a better term. Anyone who's experienced drunk girls at bars and clubs knows how this works: a girl eventually gravitates towards a guy (and vice versa!) over an evening and once that connection has been established, enough alcohol consumed, and a certain level of familiarity created two people just get kinda huggy during moments of excitement (in any other situation, these moments would be trivial). You hug when you do bad and hug when you do good. I don't know about her or anyone else, but that kind of intimacy is frighteningly absent in my life and I warm to it quickly.

    So, after I drank eight pints and two tequila shots, I knew I had reached my limit for the night. Others, who had more than I, agreed around the same time, so we paid our bills and began the multi-block trek back to the hotel. Once Tina and I found ourselves outside of a pool-and-booze establishment, we starting talking about other things.

    I don't know how, why, or exactly when, but she made a comment in a discussion firmly placing her as a devout Christian. The implication that I recieved from the comment was, "And you are...?"

    ...pause...

    Over the last few years, I have undergone a fairly radical philosohpical transformation. I went from a relatively apathetic pseudo-conservative (thanks to my father) to a very strong supporter of capitalism and individual freedom. At no time during my younger years did I ever have a strong faith in religion and it's myriad forms. The older I became, the less I believed and the more skeptical I found myself. The final genesis being my now-total atheism.

    But I had always remained tolerant of the beliefs of others, providing they didn't interfere with mine. I have a way of being able to engage vastly different viewpoints in a mostly dispassionate manner until I decide the person is no longer worth talking to due to their irrationality or idiocy. However, I not once ever thought I could take the path I'd take once I realized how strongly Tina believed in Jesus Christ and the Holy Spirit and everything.

    I was confronted with a choice I'd never had to face: do I try to spin the situation in order to make it as likely as possible for her and I to end up together at night...or do I remain truthful to my beliefs and see just how far hers go? Up until this point in time, it was entirely possible I may have had a very significant chance in "messing around" with this attractive and intelligent lady; yet the sheer passion she felt towards Christianity threw me off and frankly engaged the Cold Debator portion of my mind.

    I decided to test her waters by repling that I was an atheist and considered the Bible a work of historical fiction. Well, after that, we didn't talk about anything BUT religion from then on. All the way back to the hotel we talked, each exchange digging our positions in further. By the time we had reached the hotel lobby and our group (which had dutifully seperated itself from us) sat down to rest, I felt a hard sinking feeling within that told me this lady was a lost cause.

    I would ask a simple question and would get back a whole lotta mumbo-jumbo about not believing hard or openly enough, or how I failed to see the beauty of it all, or whatnot. She rarely addressed the substance of my points, which revolved around my opinion that basing your life off faith is a pointless exercise. Since all religion boils down to this very basic question, I wasn't going for an attack on Chrisitianity specifically, but spiritual belief as a whole. That probably didn't help things.

    In the end, it was almost 1 in the morning and I had duties to attend to with the next day's activities, so I gave her a final, "I strongly doubt we'll ever come to terms on this" and attempted to leave. She wouldn't let me go, unless I allowed her to pray for my "eternal soul". It was very, very hard to remain polite at this point because I felt mildly insulted. I did consent in the end, though, mainly to experience the final confirmation of my inner fear. So, she did just that and prayed out loud for over eight minutes, tossing in every concievable Jesus cliché I could recall. She actually kneeled down in front of me while doing this, almost driving me to laughter. The display wasn't made any more digestible when I noticed the rest of our group had noticed and wasn't making any secret of it's disdain for her display.

    I had been "prayed," to coin a term and useage. Caught off-guard by her staunch display of belief, she cornered me and prayed directly to her Gawd to save my soul. She was moved by my lack of faith to completely open the inner floodgates and pour forth every personal sermon and blessing she could summon.

    Once she finished, we said our goodnights and I went to my room. Had I had enough time to think about it, I might have been angry with myself for passing up an opportunity to make out or more. But the regret I feel now is not strictly for the loss of sexual opportunity. I regret the state of her mind and ethical code far more. Near the end of her prayer I felt more pity for her than anything else. I simply could not understand someone who would accept religion and certainly not to the degree she had.

    We ran into each other the next day. No animosity, no contraversy, and no comment about the events of the previous night. She knew and I knew what occured, but it was left unsaid. She invited me to eat lunch with her and her friend and I told her I would, but when I arrived a little late they were not to be found. Thus ends the story.

    The impact is still there, but I do not regret the conclusion. I faced something that would have likely been very pleasing if I would have been willing to lie and lie dirty. I choose not to.

    I wonder what she thinks of me now.

    April 25, 2003

    *tap tap tap*

    It's been over two weeks since I submitted my Concealed Handgun License application. The tracking website has been saying "Processing Application" the entire time. Not exactly detailed, eh?

    UT SARS

    UT-Austin has set up a website to keep the college community informed and updated.

    April 24, 2003

    This Should Be Interesting

    I'm going to a UT Law School panel discussion titled, "How The Hip Hop Generation Views Civil Rights." It's today at 6 p.m. at Frances Auditorium, TNH 2.114. The description a friend sent me says, "A panel of UT faculty and students will address the impact of hip hop on American society."

    It isn't listed on the school's news page though, so no link. From one search result, it's possible Professor S. Craig Watkins could be involved.

    April 23, 2003

    Car Audio Upgrade!

    Last week, on Tax Day, I took some money I recieved from a certificate of deposit I cashed in and got an amp and subwoofer installed in my 2002 VW Golf TDI.

    The parts consisted of a 10" Polk dx10 component sub and a 100 watt US Acoustics USX-2100 amplifier. Both were purchased in the Scratch & Dent section of the Crutchfield website after several consulations with two of their sales reps. The ported box came from the local dealer who did the install, Alta Mere. The amp is a 2-channel unit bridged over to the sub and wired with the kit Crutchfield provided. My JVC KD-SH707 head unit powers the fronts and rears.

    The sound is great, if a tad boomy. This is more likely due to the ported nature of the box than anything else; something I can fix with two socks if I want to. I'm loving the quality, the responsiveness, and the deep reach of the bass. To top it all off, the amp barely gets hot. Even after a three hour drive to Dallas from Austin with the music going loud the whole time, it hardly got above warm after I arrived at my destination. The install was done professionally and is clean and pleasant. I will have to do something about the box if I have space needs in the future for my trunk...

    April 22, 2003

    A 'deathblog' Definition

    Christopher Null coins a term

    Adrian Heideman, an 18-year-old college student, wrote about hating his chemistry lab, his love of skateboarding and how he cost his Pi Kappa Phi pledge class "house chore points" for failing to take down a flag on time.

    It was a typical sort of entry on LiveJournal, a popular online diary and weblogging site. But Heideman, a student at California State University at Chico who posted the note on Sept. 19, 2000, had no idea it would be his last to the site

    Two weeks later, he died in an apparent fraternity-related alcohol poisoning. He left behind a grieving family, a mournful college and an impromptu electronic memorial that has generated a deluge of comments from friends, classmates and total strangers.

    Eulogies and random postings have continued to appear on the site in the years since Heideman died, and the journal has become a place for grieving and friendly banter among old colleagues.

    [...]

    Finding such weblogs is a challenge, since there's rarely any warning that entries are about to cease. Because idle and abandoned blogs are more the rule than the exception, it's impossible to tell if a site is simply being ignored or its creator has, in fact, died.

    But deathblogs, to coin a term, do seem to offer comfort to those left behind, whether the sites are visited regularly or not.


    It an interesting concept, one with very strong Serial Experiments Lain-style qualities. What writers write comes from within and is a piece or representation of that person's unique self. Thoughts conferred to electronic form. A blog can be just as personal as a secret diary. So when a sequential Internet journalist dies, we are left with a very personal and very intact record of their feelings and personality. It certainly isn't as if the person is still alive, for the material left behind is quite static and unchanging and nothing new is written ever again...but I can understand how having that blog there to read could comfort those affected by the death.

    Now, on to my definition. Feel free to add, subtract, modify, and disregard. :)

    deathblog
    n.

    A blog (or section within a blog) whose sole author dies in an unexpected or sudden manner, leaving behind an inactive but accessible archive of posts for future visitors. New content comes from the bereaved.

    April 18, 2003

    Off to Dallas

    In order to celebrate the glory of 420, I'm visiting some friends in Denton for the weekend. I'll be back late Sunday. I plan on posting a bit about the upcoming Austin elections and beginning a topic that is near and dear to me: ranting about how poorly-marked (if marked at all!) some of the road intersections are in Austin. I'm oh-so-sick of discovering an intersection without proper street signs.

    So, praise be to the weed and the creator of the water pipe! I'll be back.

    April 17, 2003

    Wrong Department

    No, you cannot find NATURAL BATH SEA SPONGE SUPPLIERS UK here.

    Referrer links from Sitemeter are like a highlight of my day. Some of the weird shit people search for...

    Blog Rolled

    The weird terms we must use these days to denote such simple things. I feel like the first guy who pronounced the word 'finagle.' Hm.

    However, Ray, at rlbtzero has some kind things to say about me, which I appreciate. I believe the Australian blog he's talking about is Ken's Otakus-R-Us. Ken and I go way back. Like, before 2001.

    Anyway, I have a plethora of names to go by here, yes. There's Drizzten, Drizz, Sarcastomatic (an old e-mail name), or Charles. Any are fine with me. I am the sole editor, publisher, reporter, reviewer, and CEO. As I'm sure you've noticed, I tend to lean 85 or so degress to the right.

    By the way, mano, I think you need to fix the link to my site on your roll. I enthusiastically endorse getting rolled and doubly so for the boldface you put the site name in...but the HTML just isn't there. :)

    April 15, 2003

    Andrew Sullivan in Austin

    "We, the Bloggers..."

    I did indeed go see Mr. Sullivan give a lecture/speech at the University of Texas at Austin Texas Union building, third floor, room 202. He began around 7:05pm and continued until 8-ish, opening up the floor to questions and comments.

    I wasn't aware this was part of a UT rhetoric/lecturing class, but Mr. Sullivan was the last in an apparent series of distinguished guests. The italicized quote is his, which got an approving rise out of the audience.

    He was good-humored, openly self-critical at times, and had some interesting points to make in his discussion. The topic was blogging's rise, power, and demonstrated and likely impact in the world. Curiously enough, he said it was the first time he'd actually set out to talk specifically about blogging's unique strengths and force in the context of a socio-journalistic standpoint.

    The crowd wasn't that large, say maybe 45-70 people. I sat in the back with a friend whom I invited to come along.

    During the Q&A period, he covered the fall of Trent Lott, made mention (but didn't name names) of the Agonist plagarism debacle, and discussed how his blog makes him $65,000 a year. He spent the majority of his time talking about the vast potential and relative ease of use of the blogging approach. He used his site as an example regularly, but also referred to other bloggers several times as examples of success and integrity. When asked about the relative lack of female bloggers, he mentioned Asparagirl and IIRC, Natalie Solent. He talked about The Corner as an example of traditional media adapting to new demands and trends. A lot of bases were covered.

    My impression of him was very good. To be honest, he didn't seem at all like he does on his website; not the decidedly emotional partisan he can come across as. He was in good spirits and talked easily to the crowd. He made references to some of his work discussing Iraq War doomsayers, his rebuttals to the New York Times, a direct reference to Paul Krugman and the attendees were with him the whole way, finding his asides funny and laughing openly with his "blog insider" jokes. I'm pretty sure 80% of the people in there were regular blog readers of some kind or another.

    Not once did he even lightly insult anyone beyond calling the Iraq War doomsayers..."doomsayers." He remained professional and didn't refer to any of the personal mini-scandals/controversy blips he went through.

    All in all, it was a great free lecture and though I may disagree with him in some aspects of political belief, I have to say my respect for him grew.

    Sully's In Town?

    Looks like Andrew Sullivan will be in Austin for a speech at the Texas Union Ballroom at 7pm. I shall try to attend.

    Tax Day

    This year, I made about $26,700 in wages. My federal taxes come to about $1,800. I overpaid in withholdings by $550. Texas, thankfully, doesn't have an income tax.

    Something like half of that tax is devoted to Social Security and Medicare, programs that I probably won't even use in my lifetime. A large chunk can be attributed to military spending, and the sheer inefficiency of the armed forces' budget is shocking. It all goes downhill from there as my tax money is taken for uses that have less and less connection to the principle roles of government.

    It would be cool to find a website that could take the data from your federal taxes and split them up into the percentages that go to each major area of spending.

    UPDATE(4/15/2004 3:00pm)
    It's Income Tax Day, 2004. Read it and weep.

    April 13, 2003

    Be Nice to Dad

    The Alamo Area Council of Governments has a Alamo Area Regional Law Enforcement Academy and my father graduated from it last Friday. He passed the Peace Officer exam and can now be employed as a policeman. The course took 11 months and cost over a thousand dollars. He didn't get the marksmanship or academic awards (I heard he came damn close) but he did get one of only two perfect attendance awards. He is the oldest guy to successfully pass in over five years and led a physical training (PT) team and left many guys half his age panting in his dust.

    Good job, Dad.

    April 10, 2003

    SARS in Travis County

    First suspected case in Central Texas

    Austin/Travis County health officials have confirmed the first suspected case of SARS in Central Texas.

    This would be the fifth in the state.

    The man's name is being kept confidential. They say he traveled to Asia and he has SARS' symptoms.

    Doctors are monitoring him on a daily basis. They say he was hospitalized for a brief period of time and is now home and doing well.


    I'm not worried. I'm such a shut-in that the only way I'd get the disease is by going to work, and I gotta do that anyway.

    UPDATE(6/9/2003 8:30pm)
    A development

    The first probable case of severe acute respiratory syndrome in Texas has been reported in a Travis County man who traveled to Toronto in mid-May and became ill later that month after returning home.

    The man was not hospitalized and is in isolation at home where he is recovering well, state and local health officials said.

    "He doesn't have any fever and he doesn't have any cough left," said Bob Flocke, a spokesman for Austin/Travis County Health and Human Services Department. "He's got to stay home 10 days after the symptoms go away" to prevent infecting others.

    Flocke said the man is 38, but declined to release any other identifying information.

    The U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention classified the case as probable Friday evening, Flocke said.

    Eight other possible SARS cases in Texas during the past three months have been classified as "suspect," including a Travis County man who traveled to China. The key difference between a suspect case and probable case is that probable cases also develop pneumonia and are believed to be more likely to have SARS.

    The eight "suspects" have recovered, state health officials said.

    April 09, 2003

    CHL Application Ahoy!

    I applied for my Concealed Handgun License several weeks ago. Last Friday, I got a letter in the mail from the Texas Department of Public Safety informing me that they had (finally) recieved my application. Not only that, but I could track my application's status as they work on it.

    Of course, it's still in the "processing" phase. According to DPS, it will "make every effort to issue your license within 60 days" providing it's a valid application and you are eligible. And then I'll have one more Official Plastic Identification Thingy in my wallet.

    I already have a Browning Hi Power, but it's too large to carry concealed effectively. The next challenge, assuming the DPS and FBI don't find anything worrisome in my past or application, is finding something powerful enough to bother carrying and something small enough to conceal. Not to mention something that I can shoot with accurately. *grin*

    UPDATE(6/2/2003 5:17pm)
    I've finally been granted the CHL.

    April 05, 2003

    Holy Traffic Crap!

    I was checking out my web stats and last month I almost reached 1,500 visits. Many thanks to those who stopped by. The vast bulk continues to be from Google searches.

    April 01, 2003

    Googly

    I dunno who keeps searching for "iraqwar.ru," but I'd advise you to look at www1.irakwar.ru instead of here. It's English-language version can be found here.

    Battle of the Bulge

    I am waging a Holy War against my sedentary lifestyle. Lifting weights, jogging, and attempting to pay more attention to what I eat are all playing a part.

    The results after a few months? Better muscle tone and power, increased stamina, and a body fat ratio of about 8%. The sole holdout, the one area which has seen little to no improvement?

    My gawddamn stomach. The muscle is visible and I've been able to do more sit-ups and crunches, but the damn thing continues to protrude out when I'm standing relaxed.

    March 30, 2003

    Damn Smokers

    I don't smoke myself. I quit back in October of 2000. I don't mind it when my friends smoke. But Christ, it gets old when we have to go out of our way to get cigarettes for them.

    March 25, 2003

    Hooray Beer!

    I can remember hating beer my entire childhood. I'm half German and half Canadian, and those are both big beer-drinking cultures, so it wasn't long before he offered me a sip out of his mug during a Monday Night Football game.

    Fucking sick!, I thought.

    "Uhm, no thanks. I'll stick with my Pepsi."

    I don't remember what brand or kind of beer it was in that mug, but it didn't make a difference to me. Over the years following that first beery encounter, I tested and sipped a few more and the result was always the same.

    Fucking sick!, I thought.

    "Uhm, no thanks. I'll stick with my Mountain Dew."

    Of course, the social nature of high school as it is, I knew in the depths of my teetotaling heart I couldn't pass up alcohol forever. I had to find some way to overcome my disgust with the way beer tasted and I had to do it before I went to a party and made an idiot of myself.

    Lucky for me, my dad was an Army Colonel and a senior administrator at the Fort Knox base hospital. His duties not only included being a commander, but also as socializer (his boss tended to shrug these things on to him). Also lucky for me, I grew up far too mature for my age. I got along better with adults than kids my age. Even with my long hair and generally sarcastic demeanor, the soldiers warmed to me and we got along well. So when my dad needed help with the parties he had to throw, I had no trouble getting the spot as barkeep.

    My mom was too busy with the food. Tee-hee-hee.

    Now, my dad may be almost entirely German, but (judging by my current standards, of course), his beer tastes border on the lame. Coors, Bud Light, Red Dog, Lone Star, etc. were his typical beer purchases. (Well, he stopped drinking Lone Star once the plant was sold outside Texas, but that's unimportant.) Once he retired, he lifted his head up from the muck and came around and picked up some better choices from the New Braunfels area. But, that's getting ahead of myself.

    The only beer which could be called premium which he bought back then was Heineken. Which I like now, sort of. Only in the big bottles.

    My beer career started off in the slums, but it did get better. I learned how to properly open a can, the crucial difference between twist-off bottle tops and those which required a tool (or a brave set of teeth), and the very basics of how to pour beer into a glass. All self-taught, I might add. Enough of these parties passed where I could vaguely pick out the differences in taste among the brands. I usually passed it off as cigarette cravings run amok. I still had no idea what a lager was compared to an ale or a dopplebock.

    Fast forward to my first semester in college. Being the anti-socialite I was in high school meant that my feared alcohol disaster didn't even get a chance to occur. My new scholastic situation was quite different. I learned more about this odd creature called "foreign beer" and how freakin' expensive it was compared to all the familiar American brands. (No, dad never let me near his Heineken.)

    I also learned about the true challenge of collegiate beer...the cheap brands.

    I didn't get past my second semester of UT-Austin. Beer had nothing to do with that...it was more of a motivational problem. I just hated going to class.

    By now, beer was no longer a scary bubbly thing to be approached with caution. Beer...actually...kinda tasted alright. Graduating to drinks like Dos Equis and Ziegen Bock wasn't too hard, even factoring in the price. I didn't tell any family about this. They would have died from shock. And they never had anything good in the fridge whenever I dropped by, so the wake would have sucked major ass.

    Fast forward to Now. I proudly maintain an perfect 100% vomit-free record of drinking. I've suffered a few hangovers and even a mild case of alcohol poisoning in South Padre, but my iron determination and my Spider Senses keep me from broaching my limit. My Canadian family has been more than helpful, offering new things like Alexander Keith's and Moosehead. I must say our buddies up north generally have a selection that puts us in the south to shame.

    Today, the beers of choice have morphed from the banalities of Icehouse, Budweiser, and Shiner to the glories of Bass (and Harp), Red Stripe, Sapporro, Fat Tire, Rolling Rock and St. Pauli Girl (Special Dark!). Recently, a friend discovered a neat pub near his house and we've been going there regularly and have taken the Guinness plunge as well as tasting the house brews and the crazy microbrews the locals create.

    I'm not very impressed with Real Ale or Texas Tornado.

    Still not quite ready to call myself anything but a decent beer drinker who has a good idea what I like. There are a lot of beers out there waiting to be sampled. Just gotta wait till next weekend...

    March 23, 2003

    Spirited Away Wins Oscar

    The first anime to win and get nominated for an Academy Award

    Sunday night at the 75th Annual Academy Awards, Spirited Away captured the Best Animated Film award from the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences. The film prevailed against the competition of four other nominees: Ice Age, Lilo and Stitch, Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron, and Treasure Planet.

    The award was accepted by the academy with no speech. Both Hayao Miyazaki and Toshio Suzuki were unable to attend the ceremony.

    On Feburary 11th, Spirited Away became the first Japanese animated feature to receive an Oscar nomination for Best Animated Film. Despite grossing only $5.55 million since its limited release on Sept. 20th, the film received almost universal praise from critics.

    Winning the Oscar marks the zenith of the film's long string of awards. Spirited Aways previous awards include Best Film at the 2001 Japanese Academy Awards, Best Animated Feature (among other awards) at the 2002 Annie Awards, Best Animated Feature from Critics Awards in New York and Los Angeles, Best Asian Film at the 2002 Hong Kong Film Awards, and Best Film at the Cinekid 2002 International Children's Film Festival.


    I didn't see any of the other animated movies, but I did see Spirited Away. Very cool flick. It certainly deserved a nomination.

    March 21, 2003

    Blogs to Watch

    Given the historical and technological context of this war, we can keep abreast of events almost as they happen. Three weblogs to check out for up-to-the-minute news are National Review'sThe Corner, The Command Post, and The Blogs of War.

    March 20, 2003

    Just One of Those Experiences

    I was listening to NPR tonight and during a break in The World, I heard a LTJ Bukem song playing in the background. I believe it was "Deserted Vaults," one of the jazzier, moodier tracks he has. It's off the Journey Inwards 2-disc release. For some reason, it fit the mood well.

    March 18, 2003

    War

    What can be said that already hasn't?

    Thousands of people are likely to die over the next few weeks. All the arguing, rationalization, and logic can't erase that. While I support a war in Iraq, the consequences of my support are not going to be pretty. Such is the way things work.

    Here's hoping the casualties don't include biological, chemical, or nuclear victims. Here's hoping Saddam's military does the right thing and stays as out of the way as possible. Here's hoping the citizens of Iraq make the right choices in the coming months.

    But here's hoping we obliterate Saddam and as many of his tyrannical sons and commanders in the first wave.

    March 17, 2003

    Infectious World

    The crazy MRSA staph infection thing I talked about is in good company.

    UPDATE(3/19 12:50am):
    Researchers have indentified the virus.

    Scientists in Hong Kong have claimed a key breakthrough against a virulent form of pneumonia which is claiming more victims around the world.

    Reports say the researchers have identified the mystery respiratory illness at the heart of a global health scare as a virus from the paramyxoviridae family.


    UPDATE(5/11/2004 12:27pm)
    Man, things have gotten worse in the UK.

    March 12, 2003

    She Wants Me...She Wants Me Not

    Maybe I didn't work off some unknown requisite of hormones when in high school and now I'm left with bewilderedness and angst every time a girl I like shows interest and things don't line up remotely how I expected them to.

    It's been over a week. I wish she'd call me back.

    March 06, 2003

    UT-Austin Identity Theft!

    55,000+ affected

    Computer hackers have obtained the names and Social Security numbers of about 59,000 current and former students, faculty members and staff at the University of Texas at Austin in one of the largest cases of potential identity theft ever reported.

    Authorities do not know whether the information has been put to illegal uses such as obtaining credit cards or withdrawing money from financial accounts.

    Law enforcement officials were expected to obtain and execute search warrants late Wednesday in Austin and Houston at homes where computers are thought to have been used in the cyberspace break-in.

    UT officials suspect the attack was carried out by a student or students, or by people living with students. They said the computer breach could easily have been prevented with basic precautions, adding that the incident will prompt them to redouble security measures and to accelerate a plan to phase out most uses of Social Security numbers on campus.

    "We flat out messed up on this one," said Dan Updegrove, the university's vice president for information technology. "Shame on us for leaving the door open, and shame on them for exploiting it. Our number one goal is to get those data back before they get misused."

    [...]

    Besides names and Social Security numbers, the hackers obtained e-mail addresses and, for some current faculty and staff members, office addresses and phone numbers. No grade, health or benefit records were obtained, Updegrove said.


    That's too bad. Those hackers would have had a good laugh at my shitty grades.

    UT has set up a website for updates and general information. On that website, however, it says the number of people affected by this is actually 55,200. Additional news here and at Slashdot.

    March 05, 2003

    Tales of Teh St00pid

    I was standing in line at a HEB to pay my SBC phone bill. Ahead of me was a man and his wife/girlfriend. From behind, it looked like he was wearing a baseball hat and it was twisted off-center. All I could see was the "back" of the hat and some team logo.

    When they were called up next to the counter, I got a chance to see him from the side and the front. He wasn't wearing a baseball hat backwards or sideways or what have you...there wasn't a brim on the hat at all. The man was essentially wearing a baseball beanie.

    I'd like to go back to the HEB and review their security camera footage of me in line. I'm sure my facial expression when I realized this is worth preserving. I've never heard of a brimless baseball cap, nor ever expected to see one. I mean, how are your friends supposed to run up and knock the hat off your head? Do you wear sunglasses when it gets bright outside? Is this some secret International Jewish Conspiracy to slowly deprive us of our shading headgear by eroding our All-American Traditions???

    Or is this hat idea just stOOpid? I wonder how much the guy paid for it. If I saw them priced the same as normal hats, I'd be kinda miffed.

    In (semi) Defense of Television

    I agree with some the basic statements in this LewRockwell.com article, but I do have some opposing points.

    TV, along with sugar, is one of the great evils in society.

    Completely ignoring the oddity of their remark about sugar, this comes just after Karen De Coster and Brad Edmonds talk about how they enjoyed TV in the past and how the enjoy TV in the present. Granted, it was and is a limited exposure and drastically less than most people get, but they still acknowledge that they recieve pleasure from the boob tube. Notably, one of the two shows they mention that they like today is COPS because
    the producers always manage to scour up some footage of debris from the bottom tiers of the urban social order.

    Hey, COPS can be entertaining, but I think it's a shame they choose that over all the other worthwhile programming on the air right now.

    Not including the programs available on cable:

    FOX has 24, King of the Hill, That '70s Show, and John Doe.

    NBC has Law & Order and Scrubs.

    ABC only has Whose Line Is It Anyway?.

    CBS has CSI and Everybody Loves Raymond.

    I think these are all good shows that go beyond the bullshit reality fare and offer moral lessons, critical thinking tests, and humor that is more than slapstick. Of course, I'd rather finish reading Objectivism: The Philosophy of Ayn Rand or Capitalism by George Reisman. I'd rather spend more time with this great gal I met. I'd rather read the news and post witty commentary. I'd rather sleep.

    I don't watch that much TV. I don't have cable and my Wal-mart antenna only picks up FOX. Blurrily. When I watch television, it's at a friend's house. He doesn't have cable either, so we only get the basic networks. And after working all day and dealing with morons, idiots, buffoons, jackasses, dolts, and the rest of the Texas population, relaxing in front of the TV is a way of unwinding.

    There's more than snobbery in being able to say you don't watch television for example, there are practical benefits, such as being able to find the people you want to meet at parties. As soon as you admit you don't know any of the characters in Friends, indeed that you've never seen an episode, the Friends fans will begin to wander away from you, while the attractive, vibrant, professional person there will wander over and ask what you think of, say, the relationships between property rights and political freedom.

    Repulsively specious reasoning being deployed here. It's collective in nature, because they assume all those who follow the plot of Friends are social zombies and those who don't are educated in the ways of capitalism. This is bullshit and not a point worth making unless you want to demonstrate your contempt for the program. That's fine, but it isn't a reason to not watch TV.
    Who wants to deal with the collective, I-need-to-be-entertained mentality of the TV crowd day in and day out?

    I agree with them here, but they unreasonably apply this label to everyone who likes TV, not just the easily amused.
    Our formerly intellectual American culture is sunk. Perhaps it is lost forever. The docile masses are in a perpetual trance from the daily absorption of TV, propaganda, and State edicts. They take anything and everything at face value. TV is a way for them to be led to the herding gates, waiting for the next order. TV keeps them entertained and at bay. Its stunning how easily so many people are amused by the stupid and meaningless. The stupider the sitcom, the more people like it. As a matter of fact, we voted 2-0 on Friends being the most brainless TV series ever. Or should it be Married With Children?

    The TV watching masses make up the perfect audience to take marching orders from the State. They love TV, and it often seems that some of them would give you their children before they'd give up their TV.


    I disagree with their conclusion regarding Married with Children. I semi-agree with them about the decline of America's intellectual capability and I agree in spirit when they bash the infantile devotion to TV for All Things Important. But the sheer pessimism is unconstructive and sounds more like shrill ranting than anything useful.

    March 03, 2003

    Ugh...

    Sick and out. Be back later.

    February 27, 2003

    Rest In Peace, Mr. Rogers

    Fred Rogers passes away from stomach cancer at age 74

    His show, Mister Rogers' Neighborhood was one of the more pleasant memories of my younger TV years. I had no idea he was a Presbyterian minister. I never once recalled any sort of religious bent in his show.

    One of his trademark red sweaters (his mother, Nancy Rogers, made nearly all of them) is located in the Smithsonian Institution.

    February 25, 2003

    What a Day

    Wintry Wonderland

    I took a few pictures of the accumulated ice/snow/sleet. Ya don't see this stuff every day down here.

    February 24, 2003

    Weird-Ass Austin Weather

    The current weather in Austin is wacky, man.

    It's below 30F but according to Weather.com, it "feels like 17F." Sleet is falling from the sky, covering everything in a blanket that is criminally similar to snow. We're under a Severe Weather Alert from the National Weather Service warning about possible flooding, since we've had a lot of precipitation over the last two weeks.

    This of course means that all the area highways are completely ruined for transportation purposes. I've seen how central Texans handle slippery weather and it is pathetic. This is beyond anything I've seen in six years of living here and I'm glad I got home before this shit hit the fan.

    Let's hope this freezes out any possibility of going to work in the morning!

    UPDATE (11:08pm)
    Sweet! I got the call a little while ago. No going in until 10am. That's a sign to crack open a brew and pop in a DVD.

    UPDATE (2/25 9:40am)
    Yeah! Work is called off entirely and the roads are a mess. The first real winter storm I've been exposed to in Texas.

    Googled

    Checking my referrer logs, I see a lot of search engines sending people here after looking for four specific things. Here they are, linked to the posts most likely on their mind:

  • Definition of the American Dream
  • Bush Accused of Rape by Margie Schoedinger (update here)
  • MSRA Staph Infection
  • Volkswagen Starter Coil Recall (update here)

    I'm surprised I'm so far up on the search ranks for these topics. Oh, and hello to all those who clicked through here.

  • Tales of Teh St00pid

    Yesterday, I saw something stoopid.

    Someone was driving a late-80's model Ford LTD Crown Victoria on IH35. This is a car that personified the massive V8 road boats of the mid 20th Century. Huge freakin' car. In it were the driver and maybe five other people. LTDs are good for that and the extra room, cheap price, and relatively simple mechanical repair aspects make them somewhat popular in the lower-income communities for familiy cars.

    Teh St00pid reason why I'm mentioning all this?

    The left rear tire was a donut. This guy was driving a loaded LTD down a major interregional highway at 70 MPH with a fucking donut spare! I think the rubber was under so much stress that it had been compressed down to providing only an inch or so of distance between road and rim. The driver was taking care not to make even moderate lane changes, since the vast mass of the car would probably tear the remaining rubber right off the rim and drive the wheel into the pavement if the car swayed too far or sharply in one direction.

    I wish I had a picture.

    February 20, 2003

    The Fantasy Had to End Sometime

    Steven Den Beste drives a 1997 Chevrolet Cavalier.

    Oh the humanity.

    I worked at Avis Rent a Car from the middle of 1999 through the beginning of 2000. Avis has GMC-derived cars in it's fleet and the Cavalier is one of them. Damn, I hated those cars. The standard model and trim failed all my basic requirements:

  • Looks: exterior and interior inspired by and appeared to be crafted directly from shit
  • Performance: sluggish acceleration and sub-par handling
  • Audio: the entire system is a disgrace to anyone with working ears
  • Cool Factor: there is nothing cool about a Chevy Cavalier.

    OK, so I made that last one up. But I'd rather drive a Ford Fiesta than a Chevy Cavalier.

    I can't see how Mr. Den Beste can go on!

  • February 18, 2003

    Explosion in Gainesville, TX

    Cause unknown, injuries reported
    AP photo from CNN.com

    A house was leveled in an explosion that rocked a neighborhood, shattering the windows and doors of nearby homes and injuring three people.
    No one was inside the house at the time of Monday's explosion, authorities said. The cause of the blast is still under investigation.

    An adult and two children were injured by flying glass that struck a passing car in which they were riding. They were treated and released from a hospital, officials said.

    Fire department spokeswoman Susan Case said the explosion scattered wood across the neighborhood and sent debris fluttering in the breeze from the tops of trees.


    Gas leak? Islamofacists doing chemistry work? Too many trips to Taco Cabana?
    More:
    The explosion happened late Monday afternoon in Gainesville, which is about 60 miles northwest of Dallas.

    The fire chief called it the worst explosion he had seen in 27 years as a firefighter.

    Windows and doors were blown out at several nearby homes, turning the street into something that resembled a war zone.

    [...]

    Several neighbors say there was a foul smell in the area for the last few days.


    I'm hoping it's an accident. Texas doesn't need random house-bombers by any measure.

    February 14, 2003

    One More Today

    There's a cool poll over at CNN asking what you think the most significant events during the last 8 decades are.

    My choices:

    1923 - Kemal Ataturk becomes president of Turkey
    1924 - Hitler writes the first volume of Mein Kampf
    1925 - John Scopes is tried and convicted for teaching evolution
    1926 - Henry Ford institutes the five-day, 40-hour work week
    1927 - TV makes its first U.S. long-distance broadcast
    1928 - Penicillin discovered
    1929 - Stock market collapses; the Great Depression begins

    1930 - Gandhi starts non-violent civil disobedience campaign against British salt tax
    1931 - Harold Urey discovers heavy hydrogen
    1932 - Franklin D. Roosevelt elected president in landslide
    1933 - Hitler becomes chancellor of Germany (tough choice considering the beginning of the New Deal was an option)
    1934 - Congress approves establishment of the Securities and Exchange Commission
    1935 - Hitler strips Jews of German citizenship
    1936 - Jesse Owens disproves Hitler's claim of Aryan supremacy by winning four gold medals at Berlin Olympics
    1937 - Britain's King Edward VIII abdicates throne to marry Wallis Simpson
    1938 - First major commercial discovery of oil in Saudi Arabia (at the time of this posting, this choice and "Kristallnacht, the night Nazisravage Jewish communitiesthroughout Germany" were neck and neck in the results, with oil barely leading)
    1939 - Britain and France declare war on Germany; World War II begins

    1940 - Winston Churchill becomes Prime Minister of Britain
    1941 - Japan attacks Pearl Harbor
    1942 - U.S. forces destroy Japan's first-line carriers in the Battle of Midway
    1943 - German Army surrenders in Stalingrad
    1944 - D-Day: Allies invade Normandy
    1945 - U.S. drops atomic bomb on Hiroshima
    1946 - ENIAC, the first electronic computer, debuts
    1947 - India gains independence from Britain; Pakistan is created
    1948 - Israel declares independence
    1949 - The U.S. and its European allies form the North Atlantic Treaty Organization (NATO) as a bulwark against Soviet expansionism

    1950 - North Korean Communist forces invade South Korea
    1951 - Rachel Carson raises environmental awareness with The Sea Around Us
    1952 - First mechanical heart valve used in a human
    1953 - Francis Crick & James Watson discover the structure of DNA
    1954 - Racial segregation declared unconstitutional in Brown v. Board of Education of Topeka, Kansas
    1955 - Rosa Parks refuses to give up her bus seat to a white man in Montgomery, Alabama, sparking the civil rights movement
    1956 - The Federal Aid Highway Act passes, creating the interstate highway system
    1957 - Russia launches first space satellite Sputnik (no option to pick Ayn Rand's Atlas Shrugged???)
    1958 - The BankAmericard is introduced, which later becomes the Visa card and fosters the boom in revolving credit
    1959 - Castro takes over in Cuba

    1960 - The Food and Drug Administration approves the Pill for contraception
    1961 - Russia's Yuri Gagarin is the first person to orbit the earth
    1962 - Cuban Missile crisis erupts when U.S. discovers Soviet Union placed nuclear arms in Cuba
    1963 - Supreme Court rules against requiring prayer in public schools (soo many good choices for this year, but the JFK assassination is dominating the results)
    1964 - On their first U.S. tour, the Beatles appear to a delirious reception on the Ed Sullivan show (another tough year)
    1965 - The Immigration Act ends national quotas, emphasizes employment and family ties instead
    1966 - Mao launches China's "Cultural Revolution"
    1967 - Dr. Christiaan Barnard performs the world's first successful human heart transplant
    1968 - Martin Luther King, Jr. assassinated in Memphis
    1969 - Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin are first to set foot on moon

    1970 - Voting age in U.S. is reduced to 18
    1971 - Intel introduces the first microprocessor chip
    1972 - Eleven Israeli athletes killed at Munich Olympic Games
    1973 - Roe v. Wade legalizes abortion
    1974 - CAT scan is developed
    1975 - U.S. evacuates from Vietnam; Saigon falls to Communists
    1976 - Steve Jobs and Steve Wozniak found Apple Computer
    1977 - Star Wars opens
    1978 - Anwar Sadat and Menachem Begin sign Camp David Accords
    1979 - Saddam Hussein becomes president of Iraq

    1980 - Ronald Reagan elected President
    1981 - MTV premiers with the Buggles' Video Killed the Radio Star
    1982 - The name AIDS (Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome) is given to a mysterious fatal disease
    1983 - Truck bomb kills 241 U.S. servicemen in Beirut, Lebanon
    1984 - Run-D.M.C releases its eponymous album and rap enters the mainstream
    1985 - Reagan Administration begins selling arms to Iran, diverts money to Nicaraguan contras
    1986 - Nuclear reactor explodes at Chernobyl power plant
    1987 - Dow Jones Industrial Average falls 508 points
    1988 - Osama bin Laden founds al-Qaeda in Afghanistan
    1989 - The Berlin Wall is torn down (either this or the Tiananmen Square massacre)

    1990 - First World Wide Web page debuts
    1991 - The Soviet Union officially collapses
    1992 - White voters approve referendum to end apartheid in South Africa
    1993 - Congress ratifies North American Free Trade Agreement
    1994 - Kenneth Starr becomes Whitewater independent counsel
    1995 - Truck bomb destroys Alfred P. Murrah Federal Building in Oklahoma City
    1996 - Taliban Muslim fundamentalists capture Kabul
    1997 - Scientists announce existence of Dolly the sheep, the result of first cloned adult mammal
    1998 - Clinton is impeached
    1999 - World Trade Organization conference disrupted by violent protests in Seattle

    2000 - Supreme Court ruling ensures the election of George W. Bush
    2001 - Al-Qaeda terrorists hijack four planes and attack New York City and Washington D.C.
    2002 - George Bush identifies an axis of evil that will be focus of America's vigilant attention: Iraq, Iran and North Korea

    February 12, 2003

    More Bad News for VW's Recall

    [Updates below.]

    Automotive News details some of the problems

    Following up on my previous post regarding the faulty Volkswagen engine ignition coils, it seems this issue is reaching deeper than I originally thought.

    An $83 million voluntary recall of 530,000 Volkswagen and Audi cars threatens the launch of two key VW products, dealers say.

    The biggest problem facing dealers is the lack of replacement parts for faulty engine ignition coils. They say the repair is not that big of a deal but dealers are facing backups in their already busy service departments. VW dealers also want the company to soothe affected owners by offering $1,000 off on their next VW.


    That's a pretty generous offer, but considering how angry car owners get when their vehicles break down and repairs take time (especially over relatively trivial parts and repairs), I don't think it will do much to quiet their anger. I'm sure some of the owners are thinking twice about getting another VW because of this. That's unreasonable, in my opinion.
    Dealers want the repairs - which affect primarily 2001 and 2002 model cars with four-cylinder, turbocharged 1.8-liter engines - completed before the launch of the Touareg in three months, followed by the Phaeton later this year. The Touareg is VW's SUV, and the Phaeton is VW's first U.S. luxury car.

    Ack, now that's some crappy timing. This recall is an easy way to dissolve any sort of upper-class brandmaking.
    Volkswagen of America Inc. and Audi of America Inc. last week said they are voluntarily recalling the cars because of the faulty coils. Sources say the German parts supplier had problems with the insulation material of the coils. If the plastic becomes brittle, spark plug failure can result.

    It's always the small things, eh? I bet those iron-clad German labor laws are getting in the way with this.
    Combined, VW and Audi have about 866 U.S. dealerships. That means the average store will have to repair 612 vehicles. Repairs will take 30 to 60 minutes each, meaning volume will keep service bays full for weeks - if not months.

    It's not even that time-consuming of a repair. There's just so many of them. That only makes the situation more annoying for the drivers.

    "I'm terribly sorry for the inconvenience, Mr. Smith. It won't take long to fix your car."

    "Yeah, you shit, once it makes it's way through the two month waiting list! And that's IF you get the parts on schedule! What if it fails before then? Am I supposed to rent a car for two months?"

    "Sir, the replacement parts are not very expensive -- only $22 each and I assure you our suppliers are working-"

    "Not nearly fucking fast enough."

    VW and Audi dealers are no strangers to complaints about how hard it is to get a service appointment. Both VW and Audi dealers have finished below the industry average the past two years in the J.D. Power and Associates customer service index study that measures how consumers are treated by dealership service departments.

    I love my Golf, but this is the number one complaint I've heard from other owners, such as the ones on Fred's TDI Club messageboard. It wasn't enough to dissuade me from getting a VW, but I took the comments seriously. So far, I've been treated fine at
    Not wanting to lose customers, VW's dealer council has asked Volkswagen of America for $1,000 loyalty coupons that they can give to owners affected by the recall.

    The coupons would be good for $1,000 off their next purchase of a vehicle.

    [...]

    VW says it is reviewing the request.


    Hmm, that would take my dream VW firmly "below $30,000."

    *laughs*

    I can dream, dammit. The R32 is SUCH a wicked Golf.

    A tiny German firm, Bremi Auto-Elektrik, supplies the coils. Bremi is working three shifts a day, six days a week to supply replacements, Keyes said.

    VW officials in Germany declined to name a second supplier that is helping make the replacement coils.

    A Reuters story, citing unnamed sources and written in German, put the cost of the global recall at 85 million euros - $92.1 million at current exchange rates. The Automotive News estimate of $83 million is based on the cost of each coil plus an average hourly service rate of $65.

    Bremi's annual revenue is an estimated 40 million euros, or about $43.3 million, said Auto Business, a consulting company in Stamford, England.


    Ouch. Methinks Bremi is feeling some ugly heat right now from Gerd Klauss and his counterpart in Germany.

    Original VW press release. More can be read here at VWVortex.

    UPDATED 8/13/2005 2:51pm
    I don't know why the comments are getting screwed up at the bottom. Please use this thread to post your thoughts if it looks like the comments aren't getting posted at the bottom.

    Won't Be One of These Folks

    Austin singles scramble for Valentine's Day

    Bah! Bah, I say!

    Austin ranks second among American cities popular for singles. With Valentine's Day just a few days away, many of those singles are coming up with creative ways to meet.

    I'm going to creatively lock myself in my apartment.

    The forecasted shitty weather is another reason to stay inside. It's currently described by News8Austin as a 70% chance of thunderstorms, an invading cold front, and temperature variations from 72 to 53. Mmm, perfect Net browsing weather. Just me, a case of Bass Pale Ale, and my PC.

    Entry #200 Means...

    Someone buy me this shirt!

    UPDATE (2/13 6:00pm):
    Well, I'm not sure what happened to the 200th entry. It just sorta skipped from 199 to 201.

    *scratches head*

    It's a SIGN FROM GAWD that says you should buy the the shirt above!

    February 09, 2003

    USS Clueless on Star Wars & DBZ

    Vegeta vs. Dooku!

    I've got to admit that after living through years of speculation and all they hype, actual demonstrations of the Force in the movies have been considerably lame. Barring the chilling fight between the Emperor and Luke, the depictions of "real masters" using the Force has been anti-climactic. Lucas should have known, that audiences want more than blasts of light and gravity manipulation. Especially in the post-Dragonball Z world, where demi-humans regularly blow the region they fight in to bits.

    What the SW crowd has always wanted to see, in some part of their minds, is a true Jedi Grandmaster shaming everyone who merely thought to take him/her on. Yoda and Dooku were supposed to rise to this challenge and in the end all I took away from the encounter was, "look how cool Yoda can move." Not what we have been looking for. What we got was more of the use-the-environment-as-a-projectile stuff and lightning blasts we've seen since the beginning.

    Perhaps this was intentional in order to set us up for a larger display of the Force in the final movie. Perhaps Lucas has choosen to reign in the percieved power of the Force in order to emphasize the human element at work. And of course, there may be more available to read in some of the mountains of novels published, but I've never read any of those and consider the movies to be the main center of contention and attention.

    The second movie had the promise of Big Drama due to the nature of the material presented. We got an over-hyped fight between Dooku and Yoda, an embarassing presentation of Jedi fighting and coordinating tactics, and Natalie Portman in tight clothing.

    February 07, 2003

    Volkswagen Recall

    [Updates below.]

    Ignition coil failures force VW to recall 500,000+ vehicles

    Higher than normal failures of ignition coils in 2001 and 2002 model cars prompted Volkswagen of American Inc. and Audi of America Inc. to recall about 530,000 vehicles, VW said Tuesday.

    All 2001 and 2002 models and some 2003 models are affected by a lingering problem that has stranded many Volkswagen and Audi owners on roadsides seeking a tow or emergency road service.

    VW and Audi dealers will replace the ignition coils that fail at no cost to owners, and in the coming months proactively replace all ignition coils whether they fail or not. Owners will be offered free loaner or rental cars to minimize inconvenience during repairs.

    [...]

    Recalled cars include the upscale Audi TT and A4, the VW Golf/GTI, Jetta, New Beetle and Passat equipped with 1.8 liter four-cylinder engines, the Passat V8, all VWs equipped with narrow-angle 2.8 liter VR6 engines, and the 3.0 liter V6 Audi.


    Glad I have a TDI.

    I was actually quite close to choosing a 2001 4-door Golf with the 1.8T engine back when I was looking for a new car. The 1.8T is a bad-ass little engine. It's too bad it's reputation is being affected by this.

    UPDATED 8/13/2005 2:52pm
    I don't know what's up with the comments getting truncated at the end down there. Please use this post to continue your discussions if the comments look to be acting up.

    UPDATED 1/28/2007 1:25pm
    A reader sends in this comment:

    There are certainly some nasty problems listed here on the site but some of you are big babies! I thought everyone knew that timing belts needed to be replaced or at least checks after 50k miles? I'm at 62k miles on my 2003 1.8T. I had to replace the coils, my window clips broke in the winter, and I'm currently having a difficult time determining why my driver side blinker intermittently does the fast blink (and this means its not actually blinking on the outside). VW service reps couldn't replicate the fast blink so couldn't figure it out. I'm guessing its something simple, just need to find the bugger of a cause.

    All told, some of you seem to have gotten screwed, but I love my 1.8T, and will keep it as long as I can. I don't baby it, I do take care of it, and I drive it hard. The turbo makes it what it is, I'd never drive the base model cuz it definitely putts.

    I've seen several other posts about the fast blink, and it isn't the blinker bulb clearly cuz everyone else has also said that this is intermittent. Maybe its corrosion, maybe a loose wire because sometimes if I hit the kick panel with my foot it will go to a normal blink and I can see the external blinker reflected on the car ahead.

    Anyway, quit whining, cars are all money pits.

    - Levi

    February 04, 2003

    Ow...

    Holy crap does my upper body hate me right now.

    Thouroughly humbled by the sight of all the weight machines and the Beautiful People, my first trip to the gym wasn't as bad as I thought it'd be. I found the machines I was looking for, focusing on my arms, shoulders, and chest. My plan is to do the upper body on Mondays and legs and lower body on Wednesdays while jogging Tuesday and Thursday.

    As for my diet...

    I had Taco Bell for dinner last night.

    *shame*

    February 03, 2003

    Self-Improvement

    My place of employment worked out a deal with Gold's Gym to bring TASB employees a discounted price on a Gold's Gym membership. Initiation fee waived and the monthly cost is less than $28, subtracted automatically from my paycheck.

    That's the easy part. The hard part is getting off my ass and taking advantage of it. It's been several years since I pumped iron and I've been damn lucky my body hasn't completely disintegrated. I credit my low food intake, an earlier multi-month high-intensity Nautilus regimen when I was in high school, and my refusal to use the elevator at work. Four flights of stairs done four times a day isn't that bad. Better than nothing.

    But now it's different. Building muscle requires a diet change and I flatly SUCK at eating right. This is partially because eating right means spending more time and money getting the right things to eat and then preparing them. Laziness and tight finances are hamstringing me. I'm pretty sure one can only achieve so much progress in a fitness program when one's diet consists of mostly sandwiches and microwaved foods.

    My motivational propellant is a vacation I'll be taking from late June through mid July. Some Animeboards friends and I are meeting up and road-tripping to Anaheim, California for AX2003. We did this last year, but I'd like to be more fit this time around. Call it a strained relationship with my gut, which has taken on a chiseled-less form of it's own and now uses the US tax code as a growth idol.

    Today will be Day 1.

    It's time to fight Time and Gravity with Sweat and Swearing.

    February 01, 2003

    Mourning

    Colonel Rick Husband
    Lieutenant Colonel Michael Anderson
    Commander Laurel Clark
    Captain David Brown
    Commander William McCool
    Dr. Kalpana Chawla
    Israeli Colonel Ilan Ramon

    Rest in Piece, Columbia.

    Oh, and FUCK IRAQ. How petty and inane.

    January 30, 2003

    Ahh, The Power of Cleavage

    What happens when a company runs out of ideas to promote it's products, especially a type of product who is beginning to saturate the market?

    BOOBS!

    Can you imagine what this model was thinking as the photographer(s) lined up to immortalize her chest and the rather humbled device nestled there? This is, not by accident, one of the Most E-mailed Photos on Yahoo...along with this attractive shot of "Joe Millionaire" contestant Sarah Kozer, popular due to The Smoking Gun's discovery of her sordid past as a pornstar.

    I can do funny, Ken! As long as it's gotta do with boobs...

    January 28, 2003

    American Idol

    The best thing about this show is that it delivers the bad news that so many people seem to avoid hearing. They either don't get it from their loved ones (who may temper their criticism out of respect) or choose to spin any comments too positively. It's the much-needed reality check that our risk-adverse, "you hurt my feelings!," never-admonish-me culture has lacked for so long. I'm sure much of the TV audience enjoys the good singers and performers. I know I do, even if I think the performances are too heavily weighted towards rhythm & blues and pop music.

    But I'm damn sure they enjoy Simon's remarks more.

    Almost as much as they enjoy the pissy, disassociated-with-reality remarks the rejected wanna-be vocalists spit out after they experience harsh criticism.

    Up to My Eyeballs in Tunes

    Ack! I'm drowning over here!

    Too...many....CD jewel...cases....*pant pant*...must find...something better...*cough*...than this...damn wannabe desk drawer...thingie.

    At last count, I had 382 folders in my MP3 directory, each folder corresponding to a single CD whose audio I converted. Of those 382 discs, I'd say 350 are legitimately purchased and mine. It's a huge jump from my last count, where I believe I found myself with 225 discs. To make matters worse (or better...I have no problem with a massive selection of music), that larger number doesn't even truely represent my full collection, for I have at least three stacks of jewel cases two feet high which I still haven't converted yet.

    My ultimate goal is to convert everything I have to MP3, safely store the CDs away, and burn MP3 CDs whenever I need them. No more surface scratch worries, no more hesitation to listen to my older music, and a vastly larger number of songs I can carry around with me, sans unnecessary CD bulk.

    I've maxed out this wheeled desk drawer thing I've got, but it only holds 140 cases. The overflow contributes to the overall cluttery-ness of my apartment. Now, I don't mind looking like a music geek, but the moment I step on and crack jewel cases and trip over skyscrapers of CDs, I get annoyed. Especially when you lose the cover insert for the fifth time! ><;;

    Googling for mass compact disk storage doesn't work well, but I did find a Canadian company called CAN-AM and they make some furniture that seems right up my alley.

    At any given time, I can walk into a music store and see fifty albums I absolutely must have. That translates into roughly $600 if I price the CDs at twelve bucks a pop. The basic unit I want holds 270 discs in each of it's two shelves at a price of US$289 plus shipping and handling. The thing weighs 70 pounds, so I'm sure S&H won't be cheap.

    To further inflame the situation, I'm also running out of DVD space on the rack I have next to my TV. At any given time, I can walk into a consumer electronics store and see fifty DVDs I absolutely must have, half of them anime DVDs. Obviously, I can't keep living this media storage lie I've been decieving myself with for so long.

    I must take action.

    Perhaps I'll put this on my formal Christmas Gift List for '03? Will I be able to navigate my bedroom and livingroom by then? Even reach my computer?

    Warmonger?

    According to some, maybe

    I'm not surprised by the findings. The test is here in case of interest.

    January 22, 2003

    Damn Postage

    Why can't the US Postal Service stop dicking around with these odd postal rates and simply use 5 increments? I'd much rather they slightly overcharge me and make it more convienient than edge up the rates by pennies at a time every few months. It's just fucking annoying.

    Especially to those of us who rarely use outgoing mail. Nearly every one of my bills can either be paid online or at a counter in a HEB. The only bill that can't be paid this way is a loan from Wells Fargo and I pay over and above what they ask for monthly so I have several months of time between actually mailing something out. Of course, I do believe they offer an automated service which withdraws the necessary amount out of an account of mine, but I dislike those services...I'd much rather pay bills according to what I know my balances to be and not on a rigid schedule.

    Which means about three times a year I am forced to remind myself the stamps I bought a few months ago are no longer "First Class."

    So, yeah. Screw this lame-o postage pricing system. Up with nickle increases which are evenly divisible by five! Down with weird-ass 37 stamps!

    January 16, 2003

    I've Been Ill...

    Light posting due to sickness. Be back sometime later.

    January 14, 2003

    Fashionably Poor

    Feast your eyes on the latest travesty

    Via National Review's The Corner.

    Sorry, folks, but I hold true to a few things in life, and one of them is: Boobs Belong on Women. The very next subheading reads: Boobs That Protrude to The Point of Conal Shirt Stretching Belong Exclusively to Women. A corollary states: Under No Circumstances Should Men Attempt to Emulate Female Boobs.

    Blegh. Fashion used to be what is cool. Now it's about getting attention by crossing lines most people haven't even had the time to drawn in their minds yet. One what the fuck?! after another. Designers would be better off aiming for more constructive responses, such as the one my friend Cameron and I made nearly in unison when we saw the Cadillac Sixteen: "Oh-Holy-Shit-I-want-one-of-those!"

    January 10, 2003

    CD Lawsuit Settlement

    Click here to file a claim

    I was convinced this is legit after reading some of the investigation people have put into this. I look forward to using my $5-$20 check on new music!

    If, of course, the settlement goes through.

    A Timeline of Automotive Doom

    After making that post on wanting to get new rims for my Golf TDI, I realized just how shitty my luck has been with my car over the last 40 days.

    December 3rd - Some bastard(s) break into my car and steal my stereo. The passenger window is wasted and there is some light damage done to the doorframe. USAA rushes to my aid, fixing the window the same day (woulda cost like $130), we settle on a replacement stereo, and find a place to get the body damage fixed.

    December 9th - The Golf is checked into a nearby shop to get the doorframe repaired. USAA pays for an Enterprise rental, which turns out to be a huge Dodge 1500 quad-cab truck. Opposite ends of the spectrum, going from the Golf to that. At least it was white.

    December 11th - Check received in the mail from USAA to help pay for the installation of the new stereo.

    December 12th - Repairs on the TDI are complete.

    December 14th - While driving fellow AB'ers Elhaym and Erik around Austin, my right two tires give out on me. The front right tire had a slow leak for some time and I filled it up before we took off. Unfortunately, though I checked and filled the right rear tire before we left, it failed completely on the way and had to be switched out with the spare in the trunk. Then, while driving Erik home to San Antonio, I get busted for speeding 77MPH in a 55MPH zone. The cop doesn't ticket me for that, however, and instead tickets me for failing to update my driver's license info. Court date set at...December 31st. *rolls eyes*

    December 17th -The replacement stereo arrives several days ahead of schedule from USAA. Further kudos to them.

    December 21st - While attending a party at a friend's place in Killeen, his neighbor backs into the right rear quarter panel of my car, leaving some ugly-looking tire marks and some paint scratches. The driver left a thoughtful and comprehensive note detailing how to contact him and how sorry he was for the accident. I call him Sunday, the next day, and we talk it over and agree to have a longer talk when I return from holidays in Canada.

    December 22nd through December 28th -Car parked safely and soundly at my parent's place in New Braunfels.

    December 30th -GEICO calls and sets up an appointment at a body shop to get an estimate of the damages. I call Francis Sumner and thank him for his prompt and honorable behavior.

    December 31st -I drive to San Antonio and take care of the ticket, paying the court $75 instead of the $120 standard fee. I guess my fake happy smile convinced them I was pleased to be there. On the way home, debris on the road leaves a crack in the right side of my windshield.

    FUCK!!! FUCK!!! FUUUUUUUCK!!!

    January 3rd -Stereo installed...but in the wrong position. There are two slots in the dashboard, one for a glovebox/cubbyhole thingie and one for the stereo. Stock, the car has the equipped stereo in the lower slot and the cubby in the upper. When I had the first aftermarket stereo installed, it was also installed in the lower slot. This time, Alpha Audio put it in the upper slot, which wouldn't have bothered me, but the cup holder bumped into the faceplate when opened. Right on the track skip and volume knob. I called AA back to schedule an appointment to switch it around.

    January 6th -The VW goes back in the other shop to get the rear quarter panel fixed. GEICO pays for...an Enterprise rental, this time a Dodge Neon. Screw that car; boy was it a weak automobile.

    January 9th -The car is fixed and I pick it up from the shop. That little expense would have been $775 had GEICO not paid for it. At least they shined the tires and gave the car's exterior a nice cleaning.

    January 10th -Alpha Audio switches the stereo around and into it's rightful place.

    So. After all that, the only things left to do are fix the crack in the windshield and re-tint the passenger window. And install a serious car security system that detects glass breakage and car shocks. And be beyond strict about taking the faceplate off my car.

    A side note: The police have not contacted me at all about the theft. I called them the day it happened and recieved a case number along with a promise someone would contact me. This is the second time a car accessory theft has been ignored or put to the side by the Austin Police Department. I think I can safely assume they will be next to useless for helping me with so-called "petty crimes" in the future. Yet another reason why I've decided to arm myself.

    Wheels, Rims, and Automobiles

    As much as I like the simplicity of the stock 15" steelies the Golf comes with...

    ...I'd like to upgrade. I don't want to upgrade to the 15" AVUS alloys...

    ...because I want a larger wheel diameter. However, I've never been interested in "bling bling"-grade rims that demand the attention of potential car thieves and their lesser (though no less vile) siblings, car accessory thieves. So, I want to stick with OEM wheels, offered by Volkswagen. The choices, narrowed down after hours of painstakingly Googling and IrfanView-ing my ass off:

    Continue reading "Wheels, Rims, and Automobiles" »

    January 03, 2003

    Viggo Mortensen is an Idiot

    Viggo Mortensen, idiot
    Viggo Mortensen, moron
    Viggo Mortensen, stupid
    Viggo Mortensen

    Anything for Mr. Woodlief. *grin*

    Light of Reason Closing...

    ...at least temporarily

    It seems Arthur needs some time to sort his life out. I'm hoping for the best, as he's an excellent writer and it would suck to see him gone for too long.

    December 30, 2002

    Loot!

    It was a pretty good Christmas in terms of presents.

  • New driver's license with an improved photo!
  • The Requiem for a Dream soundtrack CD.
  • Miles Davis' Bitches Brew 2-disc CD.
  • Louis Armstrong & Duke Ellington collaboration in The Great Summit: The Master Takes CD.
  • The complete Beethoven symphonies, 1-9, as performed by the Dresden Philharmonic and conducted by Herbert Kegel.
  • The Best of Thelonious Monk: The Blue Note Years 16-track CD.
  • Democracy in America by Alexis de Tocqueville, unabridged.
  • The Devil's Dictionaries, consisting of the best of Ambrose Bierce's The Devil's Dictionary and Chaz Bufe's The American Heretic's Dictionary.
  • Prey by Michael Crichton, hardback.
  • New beige corduroy pants!
  • Blood: The Last Vampire on DVD.
  • The Neon Genesis Evangelion movies, Death & Rebirth and The End of Evangelion on DVD.
  • A Trigun Vash poseable figurine about 9" tall.

  • US-Canadian Traveling

    My family usually goes to Canada to visit my mother's side of the family every other Christmas and this was one of the years we went to Ottawa. I had a great time this year, probably better than I've ever had.

    Just wanted to make some notes about some of the things I saw.

    Our flights took us from San Antonio (SAT) to Atlanta (ATL) and then on to Ottawa International Airport. Security was definitely heightened, but not intrusive. The new Transportation Security Administration had employees in uniform and working the security measures. Each officer I encountered was polite and professional and they all had new uniforms. Customs and immigration didn't seem to be any tighter than the other times I've crossed the border.

    The only thing I could remotely call annoying was when I was asked to open my carry-on bag for a search after it was scanned by the x-ray machine. The screener wanted to make sure my fingernail clippers didn't have a knife blade integrated into them. While I consider that particular government ban to be rather pointless and another one of those creeping and mundane violations of my property rights, it was quick and painless and the screener voiced his sympathies after I gave him an "are you serious?" look.

    All in all, I had expected to go through a much harsher security process. There was only a minimal waiting time at each stop and I often wondered at the oft-repeated wisdom of arriving at the airport two hours early, especially for international flights. Perhaps we were in the airports during relatively slow passenger traffic times.

    December 22, 2002

    Canadian Christmas

    I'll be in Ottawa for the next week, so no posts until then.

    December 18, 2002

    Sand in the Gears Interviews Rudolph!!!

    Tony Woodlief handles the tough questions.

    Sand: Santa is always so coy; tell us, how do you deliver all of those toys in just one night? You must have seen some of the physics analysis of that feat -- it looks pretty darn impossible.

    Rudolph: Well, I probably shouldn't say. . .

    Sand: (Leans forward, smiles) It can just be our secret.

    Rudolph: (Whispers) Most kids don't get presents.

    Sand: Get out of town.

    Rudolph: Have you been to the mall lately? Little beasts, most of them. They're not even worth a lump of coal, unless you could hit them in the head with it. I tell you, Christmas gets easier on us every year. Five years from now we probably won't even need as many reindeer. (Louder) You hear that Blitzen, you punk?


    *grin*

    December 17, 2002

    Boards of Canada

    A little over a year ago, I was driving to a friend's house and listening to KVRX. KVRX shares the 91.7 MHz frequency with KOOP: during the day, KOOP broadcasts and at night it's KVRX's turn. KOOP focuses on community programming while KVRX is mostly weird, unconventional, and independent music.

    This particular night, I was maybe ten minutes from my destination when a song came on. Starting innocently enough, it built upon itelf and became something I had never heard before. Something that was good enough to pull me off the road and listen with the car turned off. At the time, I knew what IDM (Intelligent Dance Music) was, but I had limited myself to the music of Aphex Twin, Autechre, and Squarepusher. This was something else entirely.

    After the song ended, I drove to the nearest pay phone (cell phone battery was dead) and called the radio station to ask the name of the song and the band that made it. "Telephasic Workshop" was the tune and Boards of Canada was the band. The DJ was so pleased I liked the track that she put on another one for me, titled "An Eagle in Your Mind." Less upbeat, even more beautiful, and yet still the same sound, I think I was hooked on BoC at that point.

    The next week I picked up their full-length, Music Has a Right to Children. Simply amazing. Astounded by the presentation and the mood the music created, I went back a few days later to look for more CDs. Alas, the only other one available was In a Beautiful Place Out in the Country, a short four song EP that was much more downtempo and pastoral than the material on MHARTC, but unmistakably the same band. I listened to those CDs on a regular basis for weeks. After a while, I forgot to look for more and turned my attention to other acts I was interested in...mostly thanks to the influence from BoC.

    Browsing around Waterloo Records a few months later, I came across something I had never expected to find: a Peel Sessions release! Though only three tracks and they were all slight remixes of material from MHARTC, it was something I couldn't pass up. It reawoke my desire to dig deeper into the group and read about them.

    In the process, I discovered they were about to release a new full-length with brand new music. Estatic, I was to say the least. Though a corner of my mind worried about BoC sucking on their second try, I had faith...resting, as it was, on such a small foundation.

    When I first heard Geogaddi, I told that little voice to shove it. BoC had created a monster of a followup, expanding in every way their now-famous and trademark sound. People often describe the music as the fading memories of a lost youth. That isn't a bad way to put it. Somehow, through the synth and selective sample work, BoC creates an air of a sepia dream state where people play and jostle and act like a "kid for today," the name of one of their tracks off IABPOITC. Now I had more songs...but I really wanted to hear their older stuff.

    I didn't have to wait long. They just recently re-released their previously rare-as-hell debut LP, Twoism. I ran across it while Christmas shopping and didn't think twice about picking it up and paying for it. Barely a day later, I found another old release, Hi Scores and snatched that up as well. Suddenly, I had their whole catalogue!

    I'm still digesting this new music, but I can say that I'm not disappointed. It's rougher, less complex, not as consistent, and doesn't flow as easily from one track to the next as Music Has a Right to Children and Geogaddi, but it's just as interesting and worthwhile as anything else they've released.

    I think Boards of Canada make great work music for cubicles. Some of the tracks are a little too slow and melancholy, but the atmosphere and the mood I get from the songs is highly conducive to working. Not only do I love the hell out of the music, but there's nothing "offensive" about it which would drive a co-worker to complain.

    I'm just speaking out loud. Not only do I dig their music, but they have an amazingly innovative website as well. All Hail!

    December 13, 2002

    Googling the Google Story's Google Story

    Step 1, read the initial article

    About half of all Web searches in the world are performed with Google, which has been translated into 86 languages. The big reason for the success? It works. Not only does Google dramatically speed the process of finding things in the vast storehouse of the Web, but its power encourages people to make searches they previously wouldn't have bothered with. Getting the skinny from Google is so common that the company name has become a verb. The usage has even been anointed by an instantly renowned New Yorker cartoon, where a barfly admits to a friend that "I can't explain it - it's just a funny feeling I'm being Googled."

    Step 2, temporarily become distracted by the humor in the statement.

    Step 3, wonder what the cartoon looks like.

    Step 4, laugh out loud at the irony and then Google it

    Step 5, view the cartoon

    December 11, 2002

    My Definition of the American Dream

    While browsing through Animeboards, I came across a member asking an open-ended question to us about how Americans would define the so-called American Dream. After passing it over, I decided to go back and give it a shot. My answer is below:

    The American Dream, as the phrase is usually tossed around, is about specific, subjective things unique to each person who dreams it. However, the bedrock underneath those dreams is the fundamental right to one's life and to decide how to live it. When people dream about saving lives through medicine, becoming President, making themselves rich, or quietly living with those you love, what they are really dreaming about is the freedom to do so. Without freedom, the dream remains just that: a dream.

    Charles Hueter
    Austin, TX


    UPDATE(6/6/2003 12:25pm)
    Continued here.

    December 10, 2002

    New "Mad Max" Film!

    And it'll have Gibson in it!

    He will be paid a salary approaching $25 million to star in "Fury Road" for original "Mad Max" director George Miller, who has been crafting the script for the last three years. Once again, Mad Max will roam the lawless, post-apocalpytic Australian outback.

    The project is set up at Twentieth Century Fox. Studio insiders say the $104 million project will begin shooting in Australia next May as the targeted start date.

    [...]

    Talks started in earnest about 10 months ago, shortly after Icon signed a two-year first-look production deal with 20th Century Fox, ending a long-term association with Paramount. Then, at the start of the summer, secret script readings began in the kitchen of Gibson's Icon Prods. partner, Bruce Davey.


    As long as they keep the "silent bad-ass" quality of Gibson's character intact, I'm all for this. Would make a great DVD box set.

    Harry Knowles of course, is all over this story.

    December 06, 2002

    George Carlin in San Antonio

    The Man's Website

    As a surprise birthday gift from a younger sister, I got two tickets to a George Carlin show in San Antonio. It was held at the Majestic Theater in the downtown area and the place was packed. I took a friend and we sat down for an hour long blast of vulgar ranting, obscene thought meandering, and hilarious observations.

    I've wanted to see Carlin live for a long time. I've seen most of his early 90's HBO shows, bought his Braindroppings book, and a friend got me a CD boxset of his older material.

    Our seats were above and beyond what I thought they'd be. I dunno if my sister did it intentionally, but they were dead center in front of the mic stand and up on the second mezzanine level. We were close enough to see him on stage and get an idea of what insane facial expression he was using at the time. Better than I had hoped.

    His material has gotten both lighter and darker of the years, in my opinion. He seemingly gives less than a shit about more things, but at the same time he's grown more hostile to the shit he finds repulsive. The bulk of the middle section of his act was engaged with a long series of quick explainations of why certain people just need to be killed. This may have been the weakest part of the act because it almost became predictable, but never unshocking. He is by far the most foul-mouthed and unshy man I've ever heard. I'm pretty sure he managed to offend and eye-widen everyone in the theater at least once.

    He opened with a grand ode to the benefits of not stopping when involved in a traffic accident. Human or machine - doesn't matter. Lots of new stuff to be heard here and most of it was really funny.

    It's most interesting to compare how his views affect me now and how they affected me ten years ago. I've become more politically-minded and firmly aligned to pro-capitalistic ideas over time and dropped most of the anti-consumerism rhetoric. Carlin's "don't give a shit but I'm still gonna talk about it" attitude mirrors some of my new opinions, but overall, I was slighty saddened to realize that he wasn't funny for the same reasons anymore. People grow up and change. Comedians have a reputation to live up to and to expand. Carlin will never change his ways now and I hope he never does. I also hope he never gets into a position of legal power. I do like his ideas for new TV shows.

    So. "Go become a cow dentist, kill someone you like, try for a good bowel movement, go get fucked, and pull out your entrails and make a hat." The world awaits you.

    December 05, 2002

    USAA Kicks Ass

    My dad retired from the Army a few years ago and kept his insurance with USAA, so my insurance is also USAA. I can see why he stuck with them for so long.

    Each time I called the other person was courteous, helpful, and knowledgeable. I screwed up the first time I called and only made a claim on the window/car door damage. I was going to claim my stereo against my renter's insurance, but found out it wasn't covered. So I called USAA back, got a different lady, and sorted the situation out. Ms. Held was even cooler than the first lady I spoke with.

    They sent a window repair service out to where I was working and that repair was done in less than 30 minutes when they said it may take 90. I didn't have to repeat any of my account information (something that annoys the piss outta me when on phone-based customer service). Ms. Held and I toured USAA's available inventory of stereos and picked one that is in nearly every aspect the same as the one I had before.

    She set me up with a collision company that is hardly a two minute drive from my apartment for an appointment the next day and they found some additional dents near the point of entry which I had not seen. We've got a date set for next Monday for the repairs and they'll give me a rental for that period. I walked in at 5:15pm and they closed at 5:30pm, so they stayed open a little longer to accomodate me.

    I was just impressed with the quality, speed, and usefulness of the service from all the parties involved. Especially when I was told over the phone when with USAA: "Don't worry about not knowing what to do. It's our job to see that you have to call here as infrequently as possible."

    If I had opposible thumbs on my feet, I'd give them four thumbs up.

    December 03, 2002

    Someone Stole My Car Stereo

    Whoever it was broke in through the passenger side window and took the JVC MP3 CD player out of my car. This is the second time I've owned a car which has been broken into, this is my second Austin theft, and this will be the second time I've had to replace this model of JVC stereo (the first time, the unit had a mechcanical failure).

    I should have known better. The side of the apartment complex I live in has suffered at least eight window breakings over the last year. The face for my ex-stereo sorta invites attention, especially since it's silver framed by the black dashboard around it. I was good about taking the faceplate off, but I got lazy.

    I don't think anything else was taken. The George Carlin tickets my sister gave me for Christmas, the two CD wallets, the house key in the glovebox, etc. Just a stereo my father paid $299 plus installation that perfectly fit my car and my mobile music needs.

    I'll probably never find the motherfucker who did this.

    November 23, 2002

    A Day With A Browning Hi Power

    Gaaa...my right thumb joint is pissed at me. It spent over five hours getting pounded upon by 9mm, .45, and .38-caliber autoloading handguns and revolvers with my father standing by, making sure I didn't do something stupid. It's been well over five years since I've fired a gun and it showed today. My groups were erratic; sometimes bunched nicely together and sometimes seemingly scattered far around and below the X ring. I did get better as the day went on, however. I had to shake off the recoil and report skittishness I'd developed over the years.

    The main reason I did this is to get ready for a required handgun safety/useage course I need before I can earn a concealed handgun license. I spent the most time with Mr. Browning, shown above.

    I like it. Though I need to get used to holding 32 ounces out in front of me like that (no, I don't have a beer mug that big and if I did, I sure as hell wouldn't hold it 18" away from me and keep it as steady as possible), I like the overall balance and weight. The safeties are easy to understand and use and the slide lock isn't difficult to operate. The recoil was manageable and the sights easy enough to aim. One thing that I don't like is the molded composite grip. Being right-handed, a bone at the base joint in my thumb was punished by the grip from the kick. I'm just too bony and my skin's too sensitive to take so much (we probably shot upwards of 6 50-round boxes today) in such a short period.

    We had the handgun range all to ourselves most of the morning. My dad is friends with the place's owner so we set up exactly as we wanted to and went at it. I remember how fun it is to "put steel on target" and to control the minute movements in your body so your round goes right where you want it to. I missed the smell of gunpowder and gun oil. I can't wait to get back on the firing line.

    UPDATE(6/2/2003 5:15pm)
    I've received my Concealed Hangun License.

    November 22, 2002

    Friday Dedication

    I hereby dedicate today's sole post to the greatness that is Kid Koala, aka Eric San.

    He swung by Austin yesterday to play for us Central Texans. Before the show began at Mercury, he made an appearance at 33. A simple livespeaker/2 decks/1 mixer setup and a folding table. He'd spin something for us and chit chat for a bit. He's wonderfully down-to-earth. Goofy little Canadian-Asian that he is, grin wide and attitude sunny, he even let us listen in when the promoter called while he was chatting. He put his cell phone on speakerphone mode and the crowd quieted down. He politely asked the guy for fifty or so guest passes but the promoter just laughed and told him he didn't just hear that.

    In addition, my friend Cameron went with me. He brought his 10" Emperors Main Course In Cantonese single to see if Eric would sign it. He was more than willing to do so and he even drew one of his stylized DJ heads. It looks fucking sweet, too.

    The show itself was awesome. I may just be clueless about this, but I found it simply stunning someone could spin, distort, and scratch two-plus records so perfectly without headphones. He did this for a large portion of his set. He played "Drunk Trumpet" and other shamefully few tracks of his I recognize. Grinning the whole time, this is a guy who really enjoys what he's doing. Even when they had some electrical grounding problems, he whipped up a quick musical diversion from his extensive collection of vinyl. Some wierd instructional LP that maybe fifty people have heard, but under manipulation by a master DJ.

    So, Mr. San, I bow before thy masterful turntablism skills and your quick wit. May your musical career never falter.

    November 20, 2002

    Eat This, Mao!

    Ha!

    Let's see how long my site remains accessible in China.

    Auto Vandalism

    Changingtheclimate.com

    I drive a diesel VW and there are many environmentalists who'd view such a car in the same light as a SUV. Living in Austin with a high percentage of the population being Lefty/progressive/Green, it is concievable that someone may get a bug up their ass and try to "tag" my car. Granted, the rules laid out for this state

    1. Only tag the big ones. The Ford Expeditions and Excursions (I avoid the Explorers), Chevy or GMC Suburbans, 1500's, 2500's which often go by the Yukon and Tahoe name. The Cadillac Escalade, Toyota Land Cruiser, Land and Range Rovers and Lexus LX470 are all to be considered targets of opportunity. It is best to tag in the affluent suburbs where you will notice the Urban Assault Vechicles are never dirty. I figure that most people in rural areas are probably using them for a functional purpose and therefore don't tag in these areas.

    so it seems the focus isn't on small cars. Of course,
    5. We only tag late model vehicles, not some beat up old Suburban some poor soul has inherited.

    this doesn't seem logical to me at all. The newest SUVs are considerably cleaner and more efficient than the SUVs of the past. They don't spew clouds of exhaust at idle or under acceleration. If I were running this civil disobedience campaign, I'd target ALL of these smokestacks, not just large SUVs.

    Of course, I wouldn't be doing this in the first place. I don't believe it's right to vandalize (and that's what it is) someone's property. If I saw someone tagging a vehicle in a parking lot, I'd probably do something about it.

    100th Entry = Shot 'O Humor

    All you old-timer Internet fools will remember this. It's been updated with illustrations. All the uses of the word 'Fuck.'

    "The first British visitors souvenired spears hurled at them by the Botany Bay welcoming committee. Now the locals want them back." Aborigines want their weapons back. Rumors of them threatening war are unconfirmed.

    The art that comes from your children should rightfully be called SHIT.

    Not for the faint of heart, but definitely for the creative of mind.

    Fully dedicated to grinding your academic efforts to a halt

    Flash ridiculosity. And Led Zeppelin-listening, The Vines-screaming, viking kittens. And more. Done badly. Also home of the Swearotron, Crab Bloke in London, and other electromagnetic diversions.

    November 18, 2002

    Party at 21st Street Co-op!

    For the uninitiated, I live in Austin, Texas' capitol city. The largest public univeristy in the United States, the University of Texas at Austin, and it's 50,000+ students call it home. It has a lively music scene and is often referred to as "The Live Music Capitol of the World," a claim which is probably more arrogant than true, but is fitting nonetheless.

    Unfortunately, I keep to myself and this kind of atmosphere is often lost on me. There are times when I'll "go out" but they are usually spent being the guy drinking quietly watching the crowd do their thing. I don't mind doing that. People are fun to watch. Doubly so when both the watched and the watcher are drunk.

    A friend of mine convinced me to go to a party referenced in the title of this post. I don't usually go to parties. I'm not much of a party guy. This is especially the case when I know less than four people at the party. But last Saturday night I made an exception. Even though I was the designated driver.

    It was fun. 21st St parties are always wild, and this wasn't an exception. The cops came in a few hours after things got going and managed to scare off the bulk of the partygoers, but the police came in too early. The naked fireball-blowers hadn't even started their acts yet. Neither had the in-house marching drum corps. I'd estimate there was at least three hundred people on the grounds of the apartment complex at the height of the party, with maybe an additional seventy-five to one hundred just off the property.

    Beyond the visual treats provided by the attendant females (and one of the ladies accompanying the group I was with), the true joy of the evening was the music provided by Unified Feel Theory. It's been a long time since I've been to a live musician gig and even longer since I've been to one that rocked as much as theirs. Excellent combination of instrumental rock, jazz, Latin, and other styles which managed to have the magic of great-sounding improv while maintaining a consistent style and music flow. They'd build up a set and then give each musician a chance to solo for a while. I'll be checking the local music stores for any CDs.

    So, to hundreds of crazy drunk people, to attractive women, and to wicked music!

    November 14, 2002

    MSRA Staph Infection in Pasadena, TX

    [Updates below.]

    Drudge points it out for us

    There's something spreading among the students in Pasadena's independent school district. Since the beginning of the school year, there have been about 50 cases of MRSA, a staph infection that is resistant to certain antibiotics and can be tough to treat.

    [...]

    Pasadena ISD says 29 students at Rayburn have been affected, and 50 district-wide. Officials say they took safety measures right after the initial outbreak.

    [...]

    Methicillin resistant staphylococcus aureus, or MRSA for short, is a type of staph infection. Most of you know it as a very common infection. Ninety percent of the time it's a simple skin infection that's easily treated. But sometimes it can be serious.


    Another news report
    A virtual epidemic of boils has plagued the campus of Sam Rayburn High School since late August. The staph infection spread throughout the football team, as players may have contracted the infection from sharing football pads which were exposed to the infection.
    At least 29 students out of the 2,600 students at Sam Rayburn have been diagnosed with the staph infection since its inception, mainly through the members of the football team. The infection was evident of the form of huge boils that formed all over their bodies, causing much discomfort and pain. School officials said they have done their best to control the problem, but some parents of the students think more can and should be done to protect their children.

    [...]

    Some 50 cases of the staph infection have reportedly affected the 44,000 students in PISD. However, Lewis said other school districts in the county have been affected as well.

    "It's been more than normal, that's why we were concerned about it from the very beginning, because it's higher than we normally see," he said. "The county health department is telling us that this year, there are more incidents of staff infection throughout the county, not just in Pasadena."

    UPDATE(4/5/2003 noon)
    Various related posts can be read here, here, and here.

    UPDATE(5/11/2004 12:25pm)
    Think it's bad in America? Try the UK.

    UPDATE 9/23/2004 12:50pm
    There's a case in Hutto ISD.

    UPDATED 4/7/2005 2:30pm
    New report up in the Los Angeles Times about the spread of the problem: Perilous Bug Is Creeping Onto the Streets

    Once confined to hospitals, drug-resistant and potentially deadly staph infections are rising among general population, study finds.

    By Charles Piller, Times Staff Writer

    Drug-resistant staph infections, once largely confined to hospitals, are far more common in the general population than previously thought, according to a study published today in the New England Journal of Medicine.

    The study examined more than 1,600 cases of the infection caused by a strain of Staphylococcus aureus in Baltimore, Atlanta and Minnesota. Nearly one-fourth of those patients required hospitalization.

    In recent years, the potentially deadly infection has been detected in jail inmates, sexually active gay men and professional athletes.

    The latest study, conducted by researchers from the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention and several other institutions, confirmed that the organism was now circulating widely in the general population.

    Copyright 2005 Los Angeles Times


    The study's abstract is here. I quote a portion:
    From 2001 through 2002, 1647 cases of community-acquired MRSA infection were reported, representing between 8 and 20 percent of all MRSA isolates. The annual disease incidence varied according to site (25.7 cases per 100,000 population in Atlanta vs. 18.0 per 100,000 in Baltimore) and was significantly higher among persons less than two years old than among those who were two years of age or older (relative risk, 1.51; 95 percent confidence interval, 1.19 to 1.92) and among blacks than among whites in Atlanta (age-adjusted relative risk, 2.74; 95 percent confidence interval, 2.44 to 3.07). Six percent of cases were invasive, and 77 percent involved skin and soft tissue. The infecting strain of MRSA was often (73 percent) resistant to prescribed antimicrobial agents. Among patients with skin or soft-tissue infections, therapy to which the infecting strain was resistant did not appear to be associated with adverse patient-reported outcomes. Overall, 23 percent of patients were hospitalized for the MRSA infection.

    UPDATED 8/13/2005 3:05pm
    I'm having some unknown trouble with my comments below. Please use this post to continue leaving your thoughts on the staph infection problem.

    November 12, 2002

    Congrats, Drudge!

    1,000,000,000+ hits over the last year

    I pity the server you're hosted on, mano. You are one of the first news sites I check every day. Keep up the hard work.

    November 06, 2002

    24/7 Anime Cable Channel!!!

    Read about it here

    ADV is behind the push. Anime News Network dug up some additional info.

    Please excuse me while I drool on my keyboard and contemplate getting cable TV again.

    November 05, 2002

    No Voting for Me

    [Updates below.]

    Mea culpa.

    I haven't paid enough attention to the Texas races to vote with enough confidence and I didn't get my voter registration changed in time to vote in Austin. However, it's likely I would have voted a Libertarian-leaning ticket.

    For those who are interested in watching Texan races, I've heard that The Greatest Jeneration and Greg's Opinion are some places to keep an eye on things. Alas, I don't watch TV or bother with local papers, so the only scuttlebutt I can pass along is what I hear from co-workers. I'll update this post if I hear anything.

    UPDATE 9/24/2004 5:30pm
    I no longer apologize for not voting: The Austin American-Statesman, Voting, Free Speech, and Information

    November 04, 2002

    Rabid Windshield Wipers

    Look. Austinites. Just a quick comment. I know you probably give less than a dogshit about my opinions, and especially regarding something so superficially trivial as this, but I gotta say something.

    I know it's been raining for like the last two weeks and you're tired, sick of, and put out with the cold drizzle we're being subjected to by the forces of Nature. The dull gray sky melding with the dull gray roads mixing with our dulled and grayed senses. The ho-hum of the same shit transparently smacking our faces and windows and drip-dripping ouside our bedrooms. It's monotonous.

    ...

    So stop making up for it by running your windshield wipers at FULL FUCKING STEAM when there's less than the sweat from a soda can coming down.

    ...

    OHMYGAWD. I'm at stoplights on the way home from work and I have to deal with the violent juxtaposition of seeing scores of slack-jawed commuters staring with equally mindless eyes out through a windshield where the wipers are set at such a furious pace that I find myself in awe towards the overwhelming technical prowess of the automotive engineers who can fashion these unilateralist Squeegees of Death.

    Please, think about using the other settings on the damn control.

    October 24, 2002

    The Power of Google

    We are told a warrant has been issued for John Allen Williams in the sniper case

    He isn't being sought as the sniper, but as someone who could help with the investigation. Curious, I googled his name and the first hit is this web page. Prominently displayed at the top is

    PLEASE NOTE: I AM NOT THE JOHN ALLEN WILLIAMS THAT HAS BEEN ALL OVER THE NEWS TODAY (OCTOBER 23, 2002)!

    Interestingly enough, this guy works in the Department of Political Science, Loyola University Chicago. Parts of his field of study are the military and terrorism. Sucks to be you, man. I bet all manner of idiots are pounding at your door.

    UPDATE(11/17/2003 8:06pm)
    Muhammad Convicted in Sniper Victim Case

    In a verdict that could cost him his life, a stone-faced John Allen Muhammad was convicted Monday of using a high-powered rifle, a beat-up car and a teenage sidekick to murder people at random and terrorize the Washington area during last year's sniper attacks.

    The jury immediately began hearing evidence on whether the 42-year-old Army veteran should get the death penalty or life in prison.

    Copyright 2003 The Associated Press. All rights reserved.


    UPDATE(11/24/2003 10:35am)
    Sniper Mastermind Receives Death Sentence
    A jury decided Monday that John Allen Muhammad should be executed for masterminding the sniper attacks that terrorized the Washington area for three weeks last fall.

    As the verdict was read, Muhammad maintained the same unflinching demeanor he has shown through most of the trial.

    Jurors sent word they had reached a decision after deliberating five hours over two days. Jurors convicted the 42-year-old Army veteran of murder a week ago and then heard testimony in the sentencing phase.

    The jury's recommendation is not final. Circuit Judge LeRoy F. Millette Jr. can reduce the punishment to life in prison without parole when Muhammad is formally sentenced, but Virginia judges rarely take such action.

    The jury concluded that prosecutors proved at least one of two aggravating factors allowing the death penalty: that Muhammad would pose a danger in the future or that his crimes were wantonly vile. He was sentenced to death on both counts he was convicted of last Monday, multiple murders within three years and murder as part of a terrorist plot.

    Copyright 2003 The Associated Press. All rights reserved.

    October 15, 2002

    Tim Blair

    Visit his site

    He's been chugging out Bali-related posts since the bastards set the bomb off. Hats off to the Olympian effort, man.

    October 03, 2002

    The World's Funniest Joke

    It's Official

    I found the Texan joke to be the funniest, but I'm geographically biased. I heard the "grandfather" and "drunk dad" jokes a few years ago on have seen the "grandfather" joke as a bumpersticker.

    October 02, 2002

    Kittens & Vikings!

    From Que Sera Sera:

    Felines do Led Zeppelin!

    Yes. The Internet kicks ass.

    Gratuitous Gun Pics

    Thank you, Daily Rant

    I'm sure Rachel Lucas and Eric Raymond are as appreciative as I am.

    Because It Needs to Be Shared

    "Fuck me, it's the history of swearing"

    I love the Internet.

    October 01, 2002

    Happy Birthday, Slashdot

    Five years old and counting

    I guess that would make /. over 35 years old, in Internet Years. Keep up the good/bad/biased/controversial/informative work, CmdrTaco & Co.

    September 27, 2002

    Jordan Returns Again, Redux?

    Somebody stop this human machine

    You're crazy, Mike. You are going on 40. You've achieved practically everything a basketball player could want to achieve. You are the highest personification of the NBA in the 1990's.

    It must feel awesome to have that much love for your work. I wish more people could experience it.

    September 18, 2002

    USA Today on Spirited Away

    Hopefully the movie'll do better than previous Disney attempts.


    Anim is still a foreign word to most U.S. moviegoers, even cartoon- crazy grown-ups who head off to Lilo & Stitch with nary a kid in tow. Not that we haven't been exposed to the style of Japanese animation. The first Pokmon movie collected $43.7 million in 2000, but no one confuses it with art.

    That last line's explicit snobbery pisses me off. Not to mention that we've been exposed to anime for quite some time beyond the reach of Pokmon's merchandising. Akira, Ghost in the Shell, Ninja Scroll were all huge video hits and have been for years. The enormous success in broadcasting Dragonball Z, Gundam Wing, Outlaw Star, and Cowboy Bebop on Cartoon Network also belies the implied in the sentence. It must be too much to expect reporters to dig a little deeper to get more information and context for their readers.


    Robert Bucksbaum of Reel Source says, "This isn't a typical happy-go- lucky Disney movie. The key is to hide the fact that it is a foreign film, like they did with Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon, and slowly broaden its appeal."

    I disagree that this is important at all. The exotic and the unknown appeal to children (and adults). When the term "foreign film" is used, it conjures up images of taboo images and "This Movie Has Not Been Rated" warnings. It's a double shame that people assume these things and that those films have given the people reason to assume. However, children don't have that bias when they go see movies. They could care less where the movie was made, where it's setting is, or what nationality the director, producer, and actors are. As long as they can understand the dialogue and the movie appeals to them (as most Hayao Miyazaki films tend to do), what's the problem with it being "foreign"?

    September 11, 2002

    9/11

    [Updates below.]

    Austin is an hour behind NYC, so when I got in to work (five minutes late, as usual) it was 9am there.

    It has always been my "system" to get into work and spend the first thirty or forty-five minutes surfing news sites and generally forcing myself awake. Right around the time the first plane hit, I noticed the Net was getting laggy--way more than usual. I checked the Drudge Report one last time, saw nothing out of the ordinary, and then bent down to check on some recently-delivered division mail. Just another Tuesday morning, one that I wished I was spending asleep in bed rather than in the office.

    A few minutes later, I heard someone walking down the hallway from the section next to ours, saying something about New York, the Trade Center, and an explosion. I leaned over to listen, but that's all she was saying. Curious, I refreshed Drudge's site and got...nothing. Server error. Hrm. I checked CNN and it was down as well. Oookay... I browsed to all the major newsmedia's websites only to have the same thing happen. Really annoyed (and beginning to get worried), I checked Slashdot. And then there they were, two articles in a row, both stuffed with hundreds posts, far above and beyond what the typical article gets.

    About this time, CNN had put up a super stripped-down version of it's home page, just a blank white background and text. I began to wonder about my cousin who lived in Manhattan.

    As people began to leave their cubes and talk about what was happening, I realized we had a TV with an antenna. I ran over to a supervisor's room, grabbed the set, plugged it in, and tuned the "rabbit ears" in order to pick up a local signal.

    My co-workers and I gathered around the TV just after the second plane hit.
    The complete confusion of the situation was enormous. No one knew what was happening, not anyone on the scene, not anyone in the air, not anyone around me. An employee kept repeating, "This is war. You know this is. Someone did this to us...this is no accident. It's a war."

    Everyone watched the towers go down in shocked horror. People began to hit their cell phones, ringing friends and family. I simply sat there, unable to put myself in the places of the hundreds (thousands?) of people who had just fell 90 stories in a firey concete maelstrom.

    By now, no one was working anywhere in the building I was in. It seemed the whole floor was crowded around the TV, asking the same unanswerable questions.

    I suddenly remembered how hungry I was, so I drove hell-bent to a Schlotzsky's which had a cable TV connection, ordered my food, and sat at the table nearest to it, turning up the volume. The lunch crowd grew fast, a tension I've never felt in the air. Not a single person said anything while we ate. I don't think anyone knew what to say. We just listened to the announcers and occasionally turned up the volume more for the expanding crowd.

    After lunch, I drove back to work, unable to expell the mental-engraved video of the planes ramming the buildings.

    The rest of the day was spent in front of the TV, switching channels in order to find something new to hear about. The Net recovered, albeit slowly, and I would walk between PC and TV in order to reconcile what I had learned.
    I remember watching the news at home that night, talking to my family about the safey of my cousin (who was alright), and thinking how much this was going to change the world.. I remember that day pretty f*cking well.

    UPDATED 9/11/2006 10:54pm
    Rethinking September 11, 2001

    September 10, 2002

    Drill a hole in your head

    A time-honored tradition of trephination.

    I can think of a few people this would actually benefit. Take out their little-used grey matter and replace it with experiemental Intel and AMD processors and bleeding-edge (punny!) human-interface technology. Then jack in some wetware, a convienient cell phone, and maybe a satellite Net connection. For extra fun, hardwire in Asimov's Three Laws of Robotics and some William Gibson into the BIOS and set it free into the world.

    "Star Wars" & Imax

    A deal to send the "Attack of the Clones" film to approximately 50 Imax theaters in North America.

    Some friends and I have been exchanging e-mails regarding what we think would be awesome Imax conversions.

    My picks:
    Abyss, Dark City, Tron, Being John Malkovich, the Alien series, Braveheart, Lord of the Rings, E.T. (not the "cleaned-up" new version), Waterworld, The Princess Bride, Princess Mononoke, Fantasia (the old one), The Matrix, Se7en, Terminator 2: Judgement Day, 2001: A Space Odyessy, and Saving Private Ryan.

    Theirs:
    Lost Highway, Silence of the Lambs, Titus, The Shining, The Sixth Sense, the Indiana Jones series, The Neverending Story, Apocalypse Now, PI, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, and The Dark Crystal.

    September 06, 2002

    Piddling around

    CSS version 0.3 is up. Tweaking this is like going out on a date with someone who has multiple personality disorder.

    tweak
    switch to IE
    switch to Opera
    switch to FrontPage
    tweak
    switch to IE...

    Estimated time of final CSS draft is this weekend. Then the Real Shit can start.

    September 04, 2002

    Sweet.

    Got the stylesheet working. Pretty damn nice. Nothin' special. Need to dig around in the CSS code to decide what to tweak and how.

    Testing the link tag and design.

    Testing the unvisited link design.

    Testing the P tag.

    Testing the H1 tag.

    Testing the H2 tag.

    Testing the H3 tag.

    Be back later.

    cout << "Hello world!\n";

    Entry number one. AustinDate 9/4/2002. The time is ten minutes until sleep is mandatory.

    Testing is good. Testing is fun. Testing is good fun for everyone.

    UPDATE:
    I actually may be close to figuring 1/1,000th of this out.