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Spammy Spam with a Side of Crap

Back in the Olde Tymes, I enjoyed posting some of the weirder spam one of my e-mail addresses collected:


It has been somewhat quiet on the unsolicited bulk e-mailing front. Not in any sense pertaining to levels of activity. Lawd no. Yahoo and Google are working 24/7 to keep that garbage at bay. No, I've just not seen a message that grabbed my attention in some (usually depressingly) spectacular fashion.

But I've got two new ones now!

From: "Ferral" deam_1962@gulfpackaging.com
To: Drizzten
Subject: God Destroys Boise For Not Being Gay Enough
Whoa! Now this is something that definitely slipped underneath my radar! Please, tell me more.
Date: Tue, 22 Jul 2008 07:50:54 +0900

Bush 'Troubled' by Gay Marriages. Declares San Francisco Part of 'Axis of Evil'
http://sugar-dreams.it/viewmovie.html


Aw, gawddamn it! This could have been so much better. A shitty photoshopped image of a ravenous totally heterosexual president leering over the Bay Area menacing its inhabitants with the Army and Navy would have really spiced things up. Ya can't just throw out random shit, man! The subject should connect with the content of the body. Maybe insinuate Boise's mayor is really the crossdressing lesbian transsexual boyfriend of Gavin Newsom? Something to do with potato bestiality?

C'mon, be creative!

6 / 10
Points for trying, but ultimately a failure for lack of cohesiveness.

From: "Susumu" Susumu-koolvis@gscomm.com
To: Drizzten
Subject: Nigger slang derails McCain's campaign
WHOA!!! *speedclick*
Date: Sun, 20 Jul 2008 21:36:20 +0200

New cheaper drugs in store for HIV patients http://gotharestaurant.it/start.html


Oh, gawddamnit. You bastard, you can't whip that kind of stuff out and let me down so quickly. You're worse than a skamp running around 6th Street with 90% of her boobs hanging out. At least with them you get a glimpse at the larger package. This, on the other hand, is pure wrapper around hot air.

*delete*

Posted by drizzten on July 23, 2008 09:58 AM |

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