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January 28, 2007

The Crumbling of the Word-Reality Connection Moves Along

There is an error in the following title. See if you can find it.

Austin-American Statesman: Homeowners will have four months, not two, to fix private sewer lines

If you can't see it, perhaps a dab of extra context might reveal it.

The City of Austin has extended the deadline by which homeowners must fix faulty sewer lines.

Beginning this year, the city will require an estimated 10,000 homeowners to fix private, defective sewer lines on private property that connect homes to city sewer pipes at the street.

The city will inspect the private lines for flaws and notify homeowners by mail of any repairs that need to be made.

The Austin Water Utility had proposed giving homeowners two months from the date of the letter to make repairs. But the City Council voted Thursday to give homeowners four months instead.

Copyright 2001-2007 Cox Texas Newspapers, L.P. All rights reserved.


That should do the trick. If not, then how about a little bit more:
Residents who refuse to make the repairs could be charged with a Class C misdemeanor, which carries a fine of up to $500.

An extra layer of give-it-away icing: this is largely the result of the EPA threatening to impose daily fines on Austin (probably the local government, which really means individual citizens) for not fixing the lines.

So, what's the error?

If these lines were actually "private," then not only would these government entities be laughed out of the papers for attempting to impose their will on the owners of these lines, I'd expect the article to be written from the semi-comedic "these stupid know-nothings" standpoint of a John Kelso rather than treated with any seriousness in a regional newspaper.

January 24, 2007

Who is Denying Whose Rights?

Insight Magazine: Hillary's team has questions about Obama's Muslim background

Although Indonesia is regarded as a moderate Muslim state, the U.S. intelligence community has determined that today most of these schools are financed by the Saudi Arabian government and they teach a Wahhabi doctrine that denies the rights of non-Muslims.

Copyright � 2006 News World Communications


This is hilarious.

Since when did the United States federal government give a damn about the rights of non-Muslims? At what point did the United States federal government seriously and honestly commit itself to intellectually combating "doctrine[s] that den[y] the rights of non-Muslims"? Have I been observing the wrong organization?

What rights are we talking about here? Let's keep things simple and focus on a well-known...and at least superficially plausible...formulation of the essentials:

Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness

That document is something most Americans ought to at least be able to use as a common conceptual starting point. I must admit ignoring the why in order to hop straight to the what is probably the single biggest mistake most Americans (and other people) make and substituting a rigorous analysis with just something of which a majority has heard is thin soup indeed, but this is an informal post on a blog written on the fly and I've got to begin somewhere.

I know the concern mentioned above is bogus. I know the feds don't actually care about the rights of non-Muslims because there is evidence to the contrary.

Abundant evidence. In fact, so much of it exists, often the primary problem with discussing the evidence is how to convey its magnitude without the audience questioning your grasp of reality. I turned 20 in 2000 and the feds should have solid data on that year (bullshitted or not), so let's use that year's data. Nice round date. Recent.

In 2000 (PDFs):


Rather than dollar figures, how about:
  • the number of prohibitionist raids by agencies like the ATF
  • the number of coerced labor negotiations between companies and the people who work for them
  • the number of independent broadcasters shut down by the FCC
  • the number of legally unemployable people as a result of the minimum wage

The possibilities are almost endless and can be as vague as the ratio of government employees to the overall population all the way down to the number of middle-class home seized during the winter in the Northeast as a result of tax foreclosures. Think of the artists harassed for producing material that didn't fit in with prevailing cultural sensitivities. The percentage of Americans who have their phones tapped by federal agents. The vast, accelerating labyrinth of the Federal Register.

The incalculable man-years spent chasing regulatory compliance, navigating a rigged legal system, and putting up false pretenses just to sneak by with a fraction of what is morally yours.

This is a surface unscratched. The rights violations for which the federal government is responsible constitutes a rap sheet no career criminal and no mafia could ever touch. And oh, how it's done right up in our faces.

Citizen's Guide to the Federal Budget: Fiscal Year 2000: The Federal budget is a plan for how the Government spends your money.

Non-Muslims have borne the brunt of the feds' tender attention in this country's history. People professing Judeo-Christian belief have primarily been the victims, though this is only a coincidence. They aren't targeted because of their beliefs. They're just the bulk of the citizenry, the natural targets of any state.

Forget about partisan distractions. I wouldn't be surprised to learn the Obama Madrassa story is fabricated. I mean, we're talking about groups of professional liars competing to affect a presidential election, people who uniformly embrace pragmatic ethics and "greater good" collectivism. The real story is unnoticed and wholly taken for granted.

The United States government is not concerned with anyone's rights. Though it will often act in order to give that impression, this is an organization that claims to prevent rights violations (murder, assault, theft)...by engaging in them. And it doesn't matter what religion you practice, what ethnic group you're a part of, what sexual deviancy of the month you engage in, or your socio-economic class.

January 22, 2007

The Left's Strange Bedfellows

The Observer: Don't you know your left from your right? Part II

On 15 February 2003 , about a million liberal-minded people marched through London to oppose the overthrow of a fascist regime. It was the biggest protest in British history, but it was dwarfed by the march to oppose the overthrow of a fascist regime in Mussolini's old capital of Rome, where about three million Italians joined what the Guinness Book of Records said was the largest anti-war rally ever. In Madrid, about 650,000 marched to oppose the overthrow of a fascist regime in the biggest demonstration in Spain since the death of General Franco in 1975. In Berlin, the call to oppose the overthrow of a fascist regime brought demonstrators from 300 German towns and cities, some of them old enough to remember when Adolf Hitler ruled from the Reich Chancellery. In Greece, where the previous generation had overthrown a military junta, the police had to fire tear gas at leftists who were so angry at the prospect of a fascist regime being overthrown that they armed themselves with petrol bombs.

The French protests against the overthrow of a fascist regime went off without trouble. Between 100,000 and 200,000 French demonstrators stayed peaceful as they rallied in the Place de la Bastille, where in 1789 Parisian revolutionaries had stormed the dungeons of Louis XVI in the name of the universal rights of man.

In Ireland, Sinn Fein was in charge of the protests and produced the most remarkable spectacle of a remarkable day: a peace movement led by the IRA. Only in the newly liberated countries of the Soviet bloc were the demonstrations small and anti-war sentiment muted.

The protests against the overthrow of a fascist regime weren't just a European phenomenon. From Calgary to Buenos Aires, the left of the Americas marched. In Cape Town and Durban, politicians from the African National Congress, who had once appealed for international solidarity against South Africa's apartheid regime, led the opposition to the overthrow of a fascist regime. On a memorable day, American scientists at the McMurdo Station in Antarctica produced another entry for the record books. Historians will tell how the continent's first political demonstration was a protest against the overthrow of a fascist regime.

[...]

No one knows how many people demonstrated. The BBC estimated between six and 10 million, and anti-war activists tripled that, but no one doubted that these were history's largest co-ordinated demonstrations and that millions, maybe tens of millions, had marched to keep a fascist regime in power.

Guardian Unlimited � Guardian News and Media Limited 2007


The issue of Iraq has accerated the pace of mankind's basic intellectual unhinging, an unhinging that absolutely didn't need any further encouragement.

January 21, 2007

Regular Photography Feature

If any of you out there cresting the ones and zeros of the Net could speak to my friends about me, eventually someone would say something to the effect of, "Yeah, Chas is great, but fuck he takes a ton of pictures!"

Might as well do something with them, eh? 14,399 and counting!


The Catholic Diocese of Austin at night, standing steadfast against the rampant hedonism mere blocks away!

I'm the proud owner of a very limited first edition Black Star Co-op beer glass.

looking out over the Deep South from my coveted window seat, flying from Austin to Atlanta during my recent trip to Canada.

A gift that should have gone up in my house a long time ago; currently hanging in my bedroom.

Turbo has a perch right next to my computer...and so does one of the greatest comic series of all time.

I'm Sure It Does, Mr. Limmer

The wording the Austin-American Statesman used on its front page to link to an article about Williamson County commissioner Frankie Limmer and how several of his choices as a commissioner have positively affected his wealth and financial prospects:

Williamson official says criticism over land deals kills desire for public service

January 17, 2007

Austin's Snow Day(s)

This place gets hilarious when cold weather arrives. What wouldn't give an Ontarian pause has generally shut down this city and driven folks inside. Digging the days off, though. Kinda like the vacation time I didn't have over the holidays. :)

UPDATED 1/21/2007 2:45pm
Even though the freeze was wimpy by my standards, it did provide some chance to take pictures...












January 13, 2007

Integrated Insanity

[Updates below.]

This is what happens to a publicly-posted e-mail address.

Now, let's make a few things clear:

  • The below was copied from an unsolicited e-mail with which I've never corresponded
  • It clearly isn't written in an, ah, standard English persuasive style and I doubt it was intended to be a rigorous argument
  • It was littered with sentences that had nothing to do with the bulk of the text. I've deleted these bits, probably designed to fool anti-spam logic systems.
  • There are folks can do offer arguments both more deliberate and less immediately infantile than the below

HOWEVER, I think my title holds. It, or something very like it, is one of the first things that my mind processes when I encounter someone who says things similar to the words below.

Date: Mon, 20 Nov 2006
From: scent lefqeu@mv-estenfeld.de
To: sales@drizzten.com
Subject: apolitical
Part(s): Download All Attachments (in .zip file) Download All Attachments (in .zip file)

God has created you with a unique SHAPE that is perfectly suited to carry out His plan for your life. When you please God, your life will be the best life it could be. Those gears represent you. The difficulty you have in serving God, stems from wrong thinking. One of the marks of a believer is that he is a servant.
God wants to use you to do great things for Him.
Here's what Jesus said to His disciples who also wanted to be great.
Rejoice and be glad, because great is your reward in heaven.
Those apparent imperfections minimize the ball's air resistance and allow it to travel further than a perfect ball would. As you and I learn to live lives balanced with those five purpose, we will have effective, fulfilled lives as we serve God.
Here's what Jesus said to His disciples who also wanted to be great. You make the biggest impact with your life when who you are and what you do match, just as God intended. Those apparent imperfections minimize the ball's air resistance and allow it to travel further than a perfect ball would. Those five purposes are summarized in two important Scriptures that Jesus spoke, The Great Commandment and the Great Commission, which we're going to look at in more detail today. God wants you and me to have a part in making it happen. ' This is the first and greatest commandment. Serving God begins in the mind. Another definition of vision in the dictionary is "a mental image of the imagination.
It's a day to remind us of all the things we have to be thankful for. The Bible says that when someone becomes a believer, they are "born again. " I'm going to talk about how you can take your vision off of yourself and expand it to God's vision for your life.
As a church, we submit our lives to God's Word.
However, as we focus on what God's Word, the Bible says, not what we heard on television or read in the newspaper or saw at a movie, then God can begin to adjust our thinking.
Because every believer is meant to be God's messenger to tell others about Jesus.
For those who don't know my background, besides my theological degree, I also have a PhD in chemistry from the University of California, Berkeley and so have the background to understand the issues.
Gratitude for the Green Bean Bake your family will enjoy. Let's see how thankful a person you are.
In a similar way, God has designed you with imperfections and weaknesses. When people make a machine with gears, they always make it with a purpose in mind.
There are many therapies being researched from adult stem cells, which have no ethical concerns.
God doesn't want you to live life like that, consumed with just working, paying your bills, taking care of yourself, He has much bigger plans for you.
When you please God, your life will be the best life it could be.
They will make you the most happy and fulfilled in life that you possibly could be. Those apparent imperfections minimize the ball's air resistance and allow it to travel further than a perfect ball would. However, lifesaving cures, even if possible, must not be created by destroying other human life.
That's not so good, that's not a life in balance. So, today we're going to ask some questions about how a servant of God thinks.
You use your SHAPE to serve God in your work.


UPDATED 7/23/2008 11:10am
More spammy-ness here.

January 12, 2007

The Division of Labor in Government

Austin-American Statesman's Postcards from the Lege: Smokin' and bloggin'

The anti-smoking amendment came from Rep. Dennis Bonnen, R-Angleton, but not before he conceded he won't be telling Rep. Terri Hodge, D-Dalllas, to put out her stogie.

Asked if he'd take an amendment to likewise rule out chewing tobacco, Bonnen asked Houston Rep. Harold Dutton: "Who's your deskmate?"

"Well," Dutton allowed, Rep. Jessica Farrar, D-Houston. "But she stopped."

Bonnen said: "It sounds like you were able to solve your problem on your own."

Dutton inveighed: "Are you going to be the one to tell Terri Hodge that she can't smoke in the lounge? If she's in the lounge smoking, what are you doing to do?"

Bonnen said: "What do you mean what am I going to do? That's what sergeants are for," a reference to the sergeants-at-arms that patrol the floor.

Copyright 2001-2007 Cox Texas Newspapers, L.P. All rights reserved.


Right there is one of the central frauds of statism. Legislators want to change the way people behave but rather than convince them peacefully through logic and reason, they choose to issue commands backed up with threats of force from cops.

Political Agendas, Mentioned and Not

Austin-American Statesman: Electric car dealerships appearing in Austin

[T]he City of Austin has budgeted about $1 million for a campaign to convince auto manufacturers that a market exists in the United States for electric cars and to urge their mass production, said Ed Clark, a spokesman for Austin Energy.

"The goal is to get a plug-in hybrid for all types of travel that not only gives you less pollution, but also gives reliability and range," Clark said.

Copyright 2001-2007 Cox Texas Newspapers, L.P. All rights reserved.


A million bucks of taxpayer money allocated to persuade car companies to build electric vehicles. Did anyone in Austin hear about this project from someone seeking elected office? Was this an item on anyone's agenda to accomplish if they won the race? Were the voters made aware that one or some of their candidates were seeking to spend tax money on this?

This is both an honest and rhetorical question. Honest, because a million bucks isn't something to be shrugged off and for those folks who do vote and want to know this stuff, it should be out there for them. Also because I find it darkly ironic that a government entity wants to use money that doesn't belong to them to convince companies a substantial market demand exists for a product. The economic implications alone would be humorous if not so subtly destructive.

Rhetorical, because I already know part of the reason: a vote for a candidate is a vote stripped of context and preferences. Casting a vote for a candidate doesn't enact a well-defined and concrete set of policies, it puts into power human beings who can and will change their minds, allow themselves to be paid off, and make decisions at the critical margin where diverse interests operate and attempt to influence the outcome. The end result are people who lay claim to a "mandate from the community" but aren't legally or physically beholden to either the claims they make or the values and desires of those who voted for them.

January 11, 2007

The Statesman's "Who's Who" List of 2007

Austin-American Statesman: Who's who in 2007 - A look at a few notables worth watching this year

Gordon Brown, Chancellor of the Exchequer, Great Britain
Vladimir Putin's successor, Russia
Segolene Royal, Socialist Party leader, France
Muqtada al-Sadr, Shiite cleric, Iraq
Tariq al-Hashemi, Vice president, Iraq
Mahmoud Abbas, President, Palestinian Authority
Hassan Nasrallah, Leader of Hezbollah, Lebanon
Ami Ayalon, Politician and peace activist & former admiral, Israel
Mohammad Ali Alabbar, Tycoon and visionary, Dubai, United Arab Emirates
Felipe Calderon, President, Mexico
Hugo Chavez, President, Venezuela
Fidel Castro, President, Cuba
Joaquin 'El Chapo' Guzman, Drug cartel leader, Mexico
Ban Ki-Moon, U.N. secretary-general, South Korea
Muhammad Yunus, Founder and director of Grameen Bank, Bangladesh
Shinzo Abe, Prime minister, Japan
Margaret Chan, Director-general of the World Health Organization, Hong Kong
Zackie Achmat, AIDS activist, South Africa
Ellen Johnson-Sirleaf, President, Liberia

Good gawd, what a generally depressing list of characters. They're despots, despots-to-be, or soon-to-be-ex-despots; hopelessly overwhelmed leaders tasked by swaths of society to defuse long-standing conflicts or fix looming national and regional emergencies; or deal-swindling criminals working with the tacit approval of corrupt governments.

January 08, 2007

My Political Compass

I forgot both the last time I took it as well as my score and while browsing Professor Bainbridge's place, I ran across it as an alternative to the recent attention an older political orientation quiz has received. So, where do I sit on the Political Compass?

Economic Left/Right: 6.75
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -4.26

Some of the questions were difficult to answer. When this happens to me, it is almost always a result of the questions' ambiguities. Several times I defaulted into a "what do they think such-and-such answer implies?" mode of responding due to the way the questions were posed.

For example:

  • Multinational companies are unethically exploiting the plant genetic resources of developing countries.
What is being asked here? Someone who thinks it is immoral for a company to develop natural resources without the consent of the local population or authorities might answer "agree" or "strongly agree." Someone answering the same way might also think it is flatly immoral to tamper with genetics in the first place. On the other hand, someone who thinks it is immoral for a company to develop natural resources with the force of government compelling obedience from dissenters might also answer "agree" or "strongly agree." Similarly, someone answering the same way might also think these companies aren't developing natural resources fast or thoroughly enough and are therefore violating a moral rule. Yet, even though these four respondents responded the same way, they are hardly saying the same thing and putting them in a room together to debate the question is likely to generate more friction than agreement.

I answered "disagree" because while I do believe there are examples in the past and present of companies who have sought and received government assistance in developing foreign agriculture, I doubt that's the substance the question is testing. I think the question is designed to ask us whether or not we think big businesses are right to genetically modify agriculture in foreign lands. From that perspective, I say they are...provided they acquired the property through free market exchange with legitimate property owners.

  • All authority should be questioned.
Here's another meaty query. As an anarchist, I do believe people who claim authority - in particular, the kind that they use to justify bringing violence against me - should at the least have that authority questioned and examined. In the case of government authority, it should be approached with a rigorous skepticism.

But I can't answer "strongly agree" to this one because what about our authority as the owners of private property? I think the authority derived from legitimate ownership of property does bestow a certain degree of authority to that owner. The authority of a homeowner to demand a burglar to leave immediately or get shot; the authority of a shopkeeper to charge whatever he or she wants for his or her goods and services; the authority of an individual to decide what substances to inhale, eat, drink, or inject into that person's body; the authority of a mother or father to set the standards of behavior for their children. These are examples of "authority" that I do not reject or question.

I answered "agree" because I think the question is aimed primarily at questioning state authority. In reality, we have to contend with the much less intrusive but far more pervasive micro-authorities of individual persons and their organizations.

  • It is regrettable that many personal fortunes are made by people who simply manipulate money and contribute nothing to their society.
There are two (and a half) big glaring issues with this. The first is with the word "regrettable." It's inherently vague because different people can regret things to a vast variety of degrees and against just as vast a variety of standards. It is possible for someone to regret making a correct choice. Perhaps they underestimated the ultimate consequences of that choice and found themselves in a undesirable position several years later. It is also possible to regret part of something and yet still remain convinced it was the right thing to do. Then there's the mushy post-modernist conception of regrettable, which ends up being a very mild "oh, darn." Politicians frequently engage in this when their words and actions (or the words and actions of people with which they are affiliated) are exposed as a sham.

The second issue is with the presumption that "people who simply manipulate money" and generate vast wealth "contribute nothing to their society." I reject this on its face. First of all, even if these money-manipulators are as unpleasant as they are made out to be, it would be their very unpleasantness that counts as their contribution to society. You can "contribute" a negative. However, currency speculation (assuming this is the type of activity targeted by the question), is not necessarily a negative. Even if the net result of a speculator's work was neutral in terms of one country's monetary system versus another country's monetary system, the wealth earned by the speculator is going to be spent on goods and services somewhere. His family is a likely beneficiary. The businesses he frequents (as well as new ones he'll want to try out) will benefit.

Then there is the not-so-small matter of implying those who don't "contribute to society" are at best greedy materialists and at worst sociopaths uncaringly destroying others. I've yet to read a convincing argument that proposes not just a positive moral duty for humans to "contribute to society" but a clear explanation of what that means.

I picked "disagree" for this question. I don't think it is regrettable that many people have become rich as a result of buying and selling foreign currency. I didn't pick "strongly disagree" because in our age of interventionism, it is inevitable that these speculators can get rich as a result of the greatest manipulator of money - the state - favoring some over others.

  • Military action that defies international law is sometimes justified.

During the early years of this blog, I enthusiastically supported the invasion of Iraq and did so partially on the grounds of preventive necessity. I remember smirking and applauding the Bush Administration's unilateral bypass of the United Nations, emotions almost entirely the result of wanting to see what I thought of as legitimate international action taken in direct contradiction to the "will of the international community."

While that support has faded over the years and I have reversed into rejecting the US presence in Iraq, there is something to be said for legitimate military action undertaken in spite of existing international law. For example, given that I view all governments as intrinsically unjust criminal organizations, I'm not going to complain if someone uses military force to overthrow a government, particularly if the usurpers then refuse to impose a government of their own. I support freedom fighters, in the true sense of people fighting for their own and others' freedom from tyranny.

But that isn't what most people think of or reference when "military action." No, what comes to mind first are great government armies, funded through the theft of taxation, obliterating that which opposes them. A sea of camouflaged statues and machines, trained to either efficiently destroy people and property or taught to support those who do. Military action, in the general context, means a nation attacking another nation or a nation attempting to defend against such an attack. From this perspective, I cannot help but have strong reservations against the military action that we find commonly crossing borders.

In this instance, however, my general disdain for global government constraints on behavior trumps my skepticism of what the authors really mean with their terminology so I chose "agree." There are times when the international community is wrong and there are times when organized forced is legitimately employed against others.

So, given my score and general orientation towards the Libertarian Right quadrant, what do the authors of the quiz recommend for reading?

  • The World Is Flat: A Brief History of the Twenty-first Century, by Thomas L. Friedman
  • The Anti-Capitalistic Mentality, by Ludwig von Mises
  • The Law, by Frederic Bastiat
  • The Money Mystery, by Richard J. Maybury
  • Economics in One Lesson, by Henry Hazlitt (one of the books I'm currently reading)
  • Irrepressible Rothbard, by Murray Rothbard
  • The Ethics of Liberty, by Murray Rothbard (I've read this, and contra these authors, he is not at all a "neo-liberal economist")
  • Eat The Rich, by P J O'Rourke
  • Capitalism - the Unknown Ideal, by Ayn Rand (I've read most of these essays)
  • The Virtue of Selfishness, by Ayn Rand
  • The Fountainhead, by Ayn Rand (read it, prefer it on a literary level to Atlas)
  • Atlas Shrugged, by Ayn Rand (read it, prefer it on a philosophical level to Fountainhead)
  • The Road to Serfdom, by F. A. Hayek
  • Individualism and Economic Order, by F. A. Hayek
  • The Fatal Conceit, by F. A. Hayek
  • Capitalism and Freedom, by Milton Friedman
  • Bright Promises, Dismal Performance : An Economist's Protest, by Milton Friedman
  • The Political Economy of the New Right, by Grahame Thompson
I haven't taken it again since March of 2004, but I did score a perfect 160 out of 160 on Brian Caplan's Libertarian Purity Test. I also scored as a secular centrist in a quiz from Harvard.

How's that for setting a benchmark for a new year?

January 07, 2007

The Pirates of Northcross

News8Austin: Lawsuit will try to stop Northcross Wal-Mart

It's the new way to conduct business: if you don't like what someone is doing, SUE'EM!

Superficially civilized, but that's because those bringing the suit aren't the ones who'll get their hands dirty enforcing it.

January 04, 2007

Still Shakin' the Vacation Cobwebs Out

Despite arriving from Ottawa on the 28th, I still haven't fully unpacked my luggage. I took more than 900 pictures but my primary home PC won't boot and I'd very much rather review, edit, and post them from there than my considerably slower laptop.

Been pulled over and warned twice regarding my car's burnt out tail light. That, along with the registration sticker that expired in December probably means I'm playing with fire every time I go driving. Etcetera, etc. Also really, really need to change my oil.

RIP, James Brown. Meh, Gerald Ford. Hooray, Saddam Hussein.

On a more energetic note, it's time to hit the gym again. My faithful assistant will be accompanying me so we've got mutual reinforcement to keep ourselves on schedule. I'm trying to eat a bowl of cereal for breakfast a few times each week and am slightly tweaking my grocery shopping to reflect a bigger interest in more healthy foods. Harder to accomplish will be a personal vow to, in the event I'd like a beer, have only light beers until June. So far, I've been wobbly on that one...

Looking for a new job. Need to find a new host for Magnifisyncopathological as well as a new visual design and an upgrade/change of the underlying software. This is long overdue, particularly in terms of readability. This should be the year where my roommate and I begin work on a privacy fence for our backyard. No shortage of projects.

I think I may shift the focus of this blog from whatever-hits-me-at-the-moment to the aforementioned projects and local stuff. While (inter)national news won't disappear entirely and I have no doubt the Democratic Congress will be bleakly entertaining, I've just grown tired of maintaining that scope. Austin's got enough going on to occupy my time. Hell, I've lived here continuously since the summer of 2000 and I still haven't set foot in or around most of the places worth checking out. I intend to bring back the "Hightower Retort" series I began in 2002 and quickly abandoned in 2003. I'll scrutinize the Austin Chronicle and the Austin-American Statesman more and will probably write letters to their editors to rile some feathers.

No New Year's resolutions for me. Just steady growth forward.