Zinger!
In "I'm Proud to be an American", the protagonist is proud to be an American because "I have God to watch me".I'm surprised that the National Reconnaissance Office would mention the competition like that.
He's referring to the discovery of this moronic pap put out by the National Reconnaissance Office as uncovered by CoolGov, a website that does what it can to uncover unusual and notable government-produced HTML for us taxpayers to see.