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[Updates below.]

Spam e-mails continue to pour in and they haven't stopped getting weirder:

From: "Bernard Kenney" accessibilityscorer@bigpond.com
To: drizz
Subject: achieve an e_rection up to 36 hours
Date: Tue, 30 Mar 2004 12:48:58 -0500

save MONEY and enjoy 10nger with your every C1ALI~S & LEV1T~RA purchase.

CIA-L1S works in as litt1e as 3O minutes and lasts f0r up tO 36 h0urs.
LE|VITRA works in as 1ittle as 25 minutes and 1asts fro up tO 24 h0urs .

NOw V1SIT 0ur W'EBS1TE : C-l-I-C-K H E R


I'm not going to link to the site in question.

Obviously, the syntax, grammar, and spelling of this marauding advertisement are all atrocious, eye-rolling, banish-to-the-6th-Circle-of-Hell variety. But get a load of that subject line: achieve an e_rection up to 36 hours

Dude. There are times a Man must cease his Manly Activities and do other things, things that support the life of the Man who may then go back to doing his Manly Activities. Eating, scratching, drinking, working, sleeping, driving...these are all essential to furthering Man's life. A 36-hour erection marathon interferes with those functions! Besides, hasn't "Mr. Kenney" ever suffered from blue balls?

This guy's trying to sell something that no right-thinking man would ever want to buy! Assuming the drugs work as promised. I'd rather test my testicular fortitude on a strip club bender than waste money on that stuff.

UPDATED 7/23/2008 10:32am
More spammy-ness here.

Posted by drizzten on March 30, 2004 05:04 PM |

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Actually, that's very unhealthy.


All of the prescription medications for erectile disfunction specifically state that if the erection lasts for that long you should see a doctor immediately.

Posted by: TheFlamingoKing | March 30, 2004 06:59 PM

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