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Dear Pastor or Staff My name is Dennis Mount, I have been a pastor and evangelist for almost 30 years. About four years ago I resigned my church and went full time into evangelism and the music ministry

I sing traditional and Southern Gospel music. I am very flexible and can accommodate most needs, whether it be just a couple of songs for your special service, or a concert. And I supply my own sound equipment which is top of the line.

I would like to mention that I have recently completed a new album entitled "Looking Toward Heaven" which is all Southern Gospel. It is being aired on KWFC radio station, The largest Gospel Station in SW Missouri. You can listen to sample clips form it and all my albums on my website. If your people enjoy Traditional and Southern Gospel music, then I know they will be blessed by our ministry.

If your church is located in the central part of the United States then we (my wife and I) would like very much to come to your church and minister to your people, I am sure we would be a blessing to them.

We are now booking concerts and meetings for the rest of this year and beyond. You can check my schedule on my web site for open dates or just give me a call. We are willing to travel some distance as long as the church (or Churches) will cover our travel expenses. For more details see booking information on my web site . www.DLMount.com

If you feel the distance is to great for us to come, please share your thoughts with us concerning this matter. We might be able in the future to schedule a tour through your area. I invite you to take a minute and visit my web site and listen to some of my songs. I am sure you will find something to your liking.
We are full time in this ministry which allows us to schedule concerts & meetings anytime during the week if you desire. Unlike some who are full time we do not have a set minimum fee to come to your church. But Please keep in mind this is our source of income and the wear and tear on our sound equipment, vehicle expenses and living expenses between meetings.

If you would like additional information please go to my website at www.DLMount.com there you will find a large list of churches we have been to, pastoral references, sample sound clip of my music, my albums, and much more.

If you need me to send you a brochure, list of reference, and a schedule to present to your church's committee please let me know and I will immediately send them to your church by regular mail. Don't forget to include your church's name, full mailing address and phone number when requesting this information.

You can contact me at the following:
D L Mount
809 N Grant
Springfield, MO. 65802
417-862-5168

If you have additional questions E-mail me at: DLMount@DLMount.com
I am looking forward to hearing from you.

In His Service
Dr. D. L. Mount

P.S. If by some chance I have reached you in error, then I apologize. If you are not a pastor or staff member please pass this along to your pastor or Just click on this Link and press the send button and your name will be taken off my list.

There's the hook! Screw this pleasant tip-toeyness. Just line up pastors and preachers to pray under and make sure to include the pictures of their attractive single daughters. People need more of an incentive than, "You'll turn out great in the afterlife!" There are those nagging Earthly impulses that gotta be rewarded. Attendance would soar! An important demographic (young males) would be better represented! And those poor, lonely cute women just might find the man of their dreams!

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Perhaps I'm just being too realistic.

UPDATED 7/23/2008 10:27am
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