Ow...
Holy crap does my upper body hate me right now.
Thouroughly humbled by the sight of all the weight machines and the Beautiful People, my first trip to the gym wasn't as bad as I thought it'd be. I found the machines I was looking for, focusing on my arms, shoulders, and chest. My plan is to do the upper body on Mondays and legs and lower body on Wednesdays while jogging Tuesday and Thursday.
As for my diet...
I had Taco Bell for dinner last night.
*shame*