July 23, 2008

Spammy Spam with a Side of Crap

Back in the Olde Tymes, I enjoyed posting some of the weirder spam one of my e-mail addresses collected:


It has been somewhat quiet on the unsolicited bulk e-mailing front. Not in any sense pertaining to levels of activity. Lawd no. Yahoo and Google are working 24/7 to keep that garbage at bay. No, I've just not seen a message that grabbed my attention in some (usually depressingly) spectacular fashion.

But I've got two new ones now!

From: "Ferral" deam_1962@gulfpackaging.com
To: Drizzten
Subject: God Destroys Boise For Not Being Gay Enough
Whoa! Now this is something that definitely slipped underneath my radar! Please, tell me more.
Date: Tue, 22 Jul 2008 07:50:54 +0900

Bush 'Troubled' by Gay Marriages. Declares San Francisco Part of 'Axis of Evil'
http://sugar-dreams.it/viewmovie.html


Aw, gawddamn it! This could have been so much better. A shitty photoshopped image of a ravenous totally heterosexual president leering over the Bay Area menacing its inhabitants with the Army and Navy would have really spiced things up. Ya can't just throw out random shit, man! The subject should connect with the content of the body. Maybe insinuate Boise's mayor is really the crossdressing lesbian transsexual boyfriend of Gavin Newsom? Something to do with potato bestiality?

C'mon, be creative!

6 / 10
Points for trying, but ultimately a failure for lack of cohesiveness.

From: "Susumu" Susumu-koolvis@gscomm.com
To: Drizzten
Subject: Nigger slang derails McCain's campaign
WHOA!!! *speedclick*
Date: Sun, 20 Jul 2008 21:36:20 +0200

New cheaper drugs in store for HIV patients http://gotharestaurant.it/start.html


Oh, gawddamnit. You bastard, you can't whip that kind of stuff out and let me down so quickly. You're worse than a skamp running around 6th Street with 90% of her boobs hanging out. At least with them you get a glimpse at the larger package. This, on the other hand, is pure wrapper around hot air.

*delete*

July 18, 2008

The Half-Grand Question

Damn it, damn it, damn it.

To get my trusty TDI Golf back up to roadtripping spec, I'm dropping over $500 on it today. That's not exactly money I have sittin' around, but if it was, I'd soooo much rather spend it on something cool and unique.

Like this.

I've read this sucker's availability is one of those once-every-few-years sorta things.

"Bargain" 70-79% of original condition. Shows more than average wear. May have dents, dings and a goodly amount of brassing and finish loss. Glass may have marks that should not affect picture quality.
$665.00 Look at the history behind that lens! When talking about wide-angle glass, every additional milimeter of focal length makes a difference.

Gawddamn it.

July 17, 2008

When Contributions, Aren't

The AP: McCain gets Social Security but criticizes system

People are not required to take Social Security payments, according to B.J. Jarrett, a spokesman with the Social Security Administration.

"An individual does have the right to refuse his/her Social Security retirement benefit. However, Social Security is an entitlement program and an individual would essentially be forfeiting a benefit based upon contributions during his/her working lifetime," Jarrett said.

Copyright © 2008 The Associated Press. All rights reserved.


In March, I received a letter from some prick named Michael J. Astrue. He claimed to be the Commissar Commissioner of Social Security and in charge of part of my retirement. Without batting a metaphorical eye, he provides the documentation to show how much my productive output has been leeched.

Since 1996, the feds have threatened law enforcement violence my employers and I unless we paid them some arbitrary percentage of my income. Not counting 2007, their coercion has netted them over $14,000.

Ideally, I'd get all that back, with interest. Not involuntary participation in some scheme that, while it's a "compact between generations," I have to be aware that "the law governing benefits may change."

Yeah.

I'll tell you right now, I'm willing to forget that small fortune was ever stolen from me via administrative proxy. Keep it. Probably reeks of bureaucrat.

But in exchange, I want you motherfuckers to leave me alone. I want nothing to do with your "program." You do not have my consent. Refrain from harassing my employers. I don't trust you. Cancel my account. You're fired on general principles.

And by the way, stop calling these microrobberies "contributions." It's insulting to those remaining Americans who can think clearly.

July 09, 2008

Social Security Is a Disgrace

But not for the outraged reasons here.

McCain isn't about to stop the systemic, unjust, coerced transfer of wealth from the young to the old. But it is nice to hear someone accidentally imply they're against it.

July 03, 2008

Copblocking

July 4 "No Refusal" weekend for DWI blood tests

1. Cops will set up roadblocks to check for DWI.
2. Cops will determine "probable cause" to order a breath sample.
3. If refused, the cops will get a warrant for the blood sample.
4. The government now has the right to take your blood by force, without permission.
5. If you resist, the cops will be justified in escalating the situation with further force.

This, of course, goes straight against the grain of "innocent until proven guilty." But that standard has been violated as a matter of routine policy for so long it takes blatant offenses against it to rouse any significant degree of public awareness.

For further insult, check out this:

"Wes, I have a search warrant program that is going great. Had one judge who was reluctant to participate. Just happened to be a justice of the peace. So I just told him great, we will just let the county judge be the person who participates in this important program to keep drunk drivers off the road and you can explain to the constituents at the next election why you don't have time to help. He came around. In any event, if an officer presents a warrant to a judge whether he wants it or not, what's he gonna do? It's his job. Make him do it even if he doesn't want to."

My emphasis.

Public pressure against a perfectly legitimate concern (drunken driving) is all the justification these people need to trample your rights.

June 25, 2008

Andrew Sullivan (Still) Needs Slaves

I've said it before, and I'll continue saying it until he gets off his obsession.

$4 a gallon is the best news this country has had in a very long time. Here's to $5. It's the only way Americans will ever learn.

-Andrew Sullivan


Here's to the slow strangling of economic life! To watching a quasi-socialist system of production reap the inevitable rewards of interventionism! Three cheers to individual misery!

The substance (such as it is) of Sullivan's comments amount to social engineering on a scale no less massive than the New Deal, accomplished through a method that appears market-oriented to the gullible and the ignorant.

Your collectivism is on display, dude.

June 23, 2008

7 Words

Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, and tits.

You will be missed, Mr. Carlin. I remain honored I had a chance to see you perform live.

I'll be pulling out The Little David Years when I get home this evening.

June 20, 2008

Turning on Pandora's Radio

A friend of mine pointed me towards Pandora Radio with no small degree of enthusiasm. After procrastinating a week, I decided to give it a shot. Here are my impressions after working with the system for a few days.

The central idea behind Pandora Radio is the utilization of an extensive music categorization effort called the Music Genome Project:

Pandora is based on the Music Genome Project, the most sophisticated taxonomy of musical information ever collected. It represents over eight years of analysis by our trained team of musicologists, and spans everything from this past Tuesday's new releases all the way back to the Renaissance and Classical music.

Each song in the Music Genome Project is analyzed using up to 400 distinct musical characteristics by a trained music analyst. These attributes capture not only the musical identity of a song, but also the many significant qualities that are relevant to understanding the musical preferences of listeners. The typical music analyst working on the Music Genome Project has a four-year degree in music theory, composition or performance, has passed through a selective screening process and has completed intensive training in the Music Genome's rigorous and precise methodology. To qualify for the work, analysts must have a firm grounding in music theory, including familiarity with a wide range of styles and sounds.


Being the techno-geek that I am, I tested the system. Start off by entering the name of a song or an artist and the system will generate a custom "radio station" that plays music close to the characteristics they've used to describe bands and their songs. My friend challenged me to put something obscure in there for my first try so I obliged and entered Blockhead, a fantastic generally down tempo instrumental hip-hop act.

I liked everything I heard for the next half hour! Granted, about a third of it was stuff I either already owned or was from artists I knew of, but I was thoroughly impressed. After marking down the musicians whose acquaintance I had just made, I tried another "station," entering Explosions in the Sky into the Create New Station form.

Boom. Tons of bands that were completely new to me and were very comparable to EITS. More bookmarking of cool music. I'm beginning to grasp the possibilities.

The next station I created was Mastodon. Given their unique combination of guitar playing, drumming, and song structure I was hoping for a gold mine of new metal. Alas, so far it hasn't put out anything special. And frankly, though I can see why Pandora picked them, Slayer really doesn't belong in the same category as Mastodon, Lamb of God, or Gojira. Might need to give it more time to sort out.

I moved towards an entirely different subgenre and created a Cinematic Orchestra station. Ah, bliss. Pandora nailed this one well. I look forward to hearing what else they'll toss my way.

Next up was Philip Glass. So far it's mixed. On one hand, I now know I need to buy the Donnie Darko film score, look into Glass's The Hours score, and check out more material from Arvo Pärt. On the other, I think classical music's general format will make it harder to understand the abilities of the composers and performers. The andante con moto movement in Beethoven's 5th Symphony doesn't reveal much about the allegro con brio that preceded it and I bet most people would have no idea that second movement is part of the 5th's famous opening. Need to experiment further with this on Pandora.

The Led Zeppelin station I created has so far been the biggest disappointment, even though I like everything it has played for me. It's just been, for lack of a better way of putting it, too cliché. Jimi Hendrix and Cream? I gave up after 30 minutes. I'm in this for new music, dammit. It's a weird feeling to find myself both liking the music and wanting something different.

After mentioning this to my friend, he noted that he gets better results with more obscure and less-known acts. Therefore, the next station I created was Laika and The Cosmonauts. Nothing but fun surf rock for the next hour. Awesome. Good bookmarking potential here.

These stations accumulate, by the way. It looks like you can create as many as you want. There's also a QuickMix station that will take all or selected stations you've created and randomize songs through a temporary station for you. Haven't tried it yet, but that's a neat feature.

You have some control over what the system sends you through your named stations. You have the option of marking a song as liked, unliked, or just not marked. The system will attempt to tailor future songs according to what you like and dislike. Once I realized this wasn't just a way to approve of Pandora's choices, I decided to give it an acid test.

I created a "Fresh Tendrils" station, named after the 12th track on Soundgarden's Superunknown. For me, that's one of those songs I'd need on a deserted island after the apocalypse wipes everyone else out. If Pandora could deliver songs like that, then I'd be super-happy.

Well, it didn't. Here's what the system played for me:

  1. "5 Year Winter" by Zao
  2. "Storm of Swords" by The Classic Struggle
  3. "Disaster of Decay" by Burden of Grief
  4. "Second Awakening (Live)" by Kreator
  5. "Pre-Supermodel" by Angel Hair
  6. "Distance is Darkness" by As I Lay Dying
  7. "Relentless" by Soldiers

With the exception of "Pre-Supermodel," this is a set list that sounds nothing like "Fresh Tendrils." Even Angel Hair's song wasn't what I was seeking, but at least it wasn't a thrash-metal aggro affair. Sure, I discovered some potentially interesting bands, but I built this station in order to hear songs that have similar structure and tone to a specific song.

This is just one test and admittedly, this is a song that doesn't sound much like the rest of Soundgarden's catalogue. I need to give the system more tracks to see what it can do. But I vetoed everything except the Angel Hair track and the system kept sending me the same kind of stuff. It may be missing a crucial subjective component to its music categorizing system.

Anyway, just passing this along. I'm overall very thrilled with the possibilities and I've bookmarked more than ten albums for future purchase through my eMusic subscription. That's a lot more new music to look forward to than I had on Monday.

And, for those interested, here is my Pandora profile.

June 17, 2008

Youwalkaway.com

Rashynullplanet uncovers a flagrant case of fraud advocacy.

Is living up to your word too hard? Walk away!
Is fullfilling your obligations just not interesting anymore? Walk away!
Having trouble just caring about your promise to uphold your end of an economic exchange? Walk away!

What rotten fucking bastards.

In a just, coherent world, the people behind this scheme would be publicly shamed and lenders would be suing their asses for accessory.

June 16, 2008

Michael Arrington Is Unclear on the Concept

The A.P. doesn’t get to make it’s own rules around how its content is used, if those rules are stricter than the law allows. So even thought they say they are making these new guidelines in the spirit of cooperation, it’s clear that, like the RIAA and MPAA, they are trying to claw their way to a set of property rights that don’t exist today and that they are not legally entitled to. And like the RIAA and MPAA, this is done to protect a dying business model - paid content.

Michael Arrington

My emphasis.

Mr. Arrington apparently thinks that property rights magically evaporate once said property is placed online. How novel! Must be one of the side benefits to the new business model everyone keeps talking about where if it ain't gawddamned free and instant for everyone, it's a fucking kick in the nuts to What The Net Was Intended To Be.

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