February 21, 2004
New Reason to Move to Maine!

Topless Coffee Shop!

A businessman who hoped to open a topless coffee shop is having second thoughts.

Normand St. Michel said he was taken aback Thursday by the opposition that surfaced at a hearing before the Planning Board.


Aww c'mon! You jerks are ruining a great idea!
"I was all for it when I came here but now I am split down the middle," he said, adding that his wife also was opposed to his plan.

Despite all the criticism, board members concluded that the proposal did not require their approval and that St. Michel could go forward as long as he met state and federal requirements.

St. Michel said he had been in similar establishments that were well-run and clean. He said the topless aspect was just a marketing ploy. "Go in and eat and the waitresses would be topless, that's all," he said.

But opponents said Madison doesn't need a coffee shop that focuses on sex. Ann Harsh also expressed concern about the potential danger to semi-nude waitresses serving hot coffee.

© 2004 The Associated Press. All Rights Reserved.


There's also the danger of weird hippy nudists trying to storm the floor while attempting to harangue the audience with nutty world love theories.

Gotta sympathize with the hot coffee worries, though. I used to work at a now-defunct coffee shop in New Braunfels (I think it's name was Breustedt or something) and there's no way I'd want to be bare-chested while carrying a tray of expressos.



Posted by Drizzten at February 21, 2004 11:43 AM

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