December 11, 2003
Tales From Search Engine Land

Hmm. Got second on a Yahoo search for "how to kill someone who stole from you."

I don't really understand the purpose of the search. Unless the person is trying to find an article he or she read in the past and words to that effect were used, I see no point for a competent human to do this.

Is there some unspoken principle I'm not aware of that mandates special methods of murder when you've been robbed? What's wrong with plain old, well, anything? Poisonings, shootings, throw the sleeping thief off a cliff...any method of killing someone will work.

Now, if you want to be clever (and who wouldn't?), you could do something that involves stealing from the thief and in the process of the thief trying to recover his or her property, death greets'em...gently aided by your guiding mind.

Hmm.

I fucken 'ate robbas.



Posted by Drizzten at December 11, 2003 12:18 AM

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