Panty Raid!

$5,000 Victoria's Secret theft

Call it a $5,000 panty raid. That's the estimated value of 300 sets of skivvies taken from a Victoria's Secret store.

"It's very unusual. It's shoplifting to the max," said Marcia Harnden, a police spokeswoman in this suburb east of Seattle.

An employee noticed the panties in a variety of colors, styles and sizes were missing shortly before 5 p.m. Sunday, Harnden said. Each cost $15 to $28.

Two display tables at the front of the store were cleared of the frilly, silky merchandise, and two other tables, one next to the cash register, were half-emptied, she said.

Finally, after months and years of quiet angst and contained desire, the sheer sexual frustration unleashed upon millions of Americans after watching the Victoria's Secret fashion show has borne it's frightening fruit.

Behold: The Power of Panties and the Wymen Who Wear Them!

It's truely sad devout Muslim men can't enjoy things like this. Perhaps the US, UK, and Aussie troops brought enough porn over to change their minds...

Posted by Drizzten at March 25, 2003 01:18 PM