All you old-timer Internet fools will remember this. It's been updated with illustrations. All the uses of the word 'Fuck.'

"The first British visitors souvenired spears hurled at them by the Botany Bay welcoming committee. Now the locals want them back." Aborigines want their weapons back. Rumors of them threatening war are unconfirmed.

The art that comes from your children should rightfully be called SHIT.

Not for the faint of heart, but definitely for the creative of mind.

“Fully dedicated to grinding your academic efforts to a halt”

Flash ridiculosity. And Led Zeppelin-listening, The Vines-screaming, viking kittens. And more. Done badly. Also home of the Swearotron, Crab Bloke in London, and other electromagnetic diversions.